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Romance / Re: "I Had Sex With Everybody I Wanted To Now It’s Time To Get Married" - Girl by MOGPman(m): 9:09am On Aug 28
TOPCRUISE:
It’s not her fault. I blame those useless stupid men who marry girls like her by defending her position with arguments that her past does not matter thereby encouraging ladies to continue spreading their legs to all kinds of men in different alternate and corresponding angles before getting married.
And at the end, men who have vowed to stay celibate till marriage will end up marrying a serial cum depot. Yet will be dancing their hearts out on wedding day as if they won a jackpot
grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: Forbidden Sex-mates: 12 Sets Of People You Must Never Have Sex With by MOGPman(m): 11:37am On Aug 04
MadamVanessa:
shocked

Thanks goodness, I mostly enjoyed self service with my sex gadgets. I have no time to meddle with humans

Self service with sex gadjets you call it? You are married to a spiritual husband and you need the power in the blood of Jesus to break such matrimonial yoke to your deliverance!

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Religion / Re: Vatican Banishes Archbishop Who Branded Pope Francis Servant Of Satan by MOGPman(m): 8:08pm On Jul 07
God1000:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gH8VFdwOCk



https://news.sky.com/story/vatican-banishes-archbishop-who-branded-pope-francis-servant-of-satan-13173788

Before nko? Is Pope Francis not the Devil incarnate under the veil of the flesh?

The excommunicated one simply said the gospel truth. His excommunication is rather a means of his deliverance under divine arrangement. Therefore it's a welcome development!

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Religion / Re: Vitus Nnadi: A Catholic Priest Artist Shows Off His Talents (video) by MOGPman(m): 12:00pm On Jun 30
Welcum:
His name is Reverend Father Vitus Nnadi. He is the Rector of a retreat centre called the Diocesan Pilgrimage Centre of Our Lady of Perpetual Help located in a town called Utuh in Nnewi South LGA of Anambra State.

Like Apostle Paul who earned his living as a tent-maker, Father Nnadi earns his living as an artist. This is remarkable at a time when most priests and pastors depend on the church members financially.

What is more remarkable is that Fr. Nnadi also uses the proceeds from his artworks to start businesses for many people in the village, pay hospital bills, build houses for poor people, etc.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mua1Okq-KA?si=qZFtp3itrjv98Mtv

Using his God-given talent to promote idolatry which the creator detests! At the end, his service to humanity may be considered good but never counted as righteousness in the sight of God!
Politics / Re: Protesters Set To Hit The Streets On June 12 Over Hunger, Hardship by MOGPman(m): 2:53pm On Jun 11

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Romance / Re: When She Tells You, No Sex Before Marriage by MOGPman(m): 12:30pm On May 18
vastolord4:
No marriage till after secx.. Unless you prove to me youre a virgin! Go n prey on someone else...

But brother, this is not the will of God na!
Romance / Re: Man Asks Girlfriend And Daughter To Leave His House After A DNA Test (video) by MOGPman(m): 7:41pm On May 11
Glimpsetv:
In this short video you are about to watch, a man has filmed himself handing over some papers, supposedly DNA test results, to his girlfriend. According to the man, the DNA test has revealed that he is not the father of the daughter his girlfriend claimed he fathered.

The man secretly carried out a DNA test after having doubts about being the father of his girlfriend's daughter. The girlfriend was heard pleading and asking why he had to do this, explaining to the man that the daughter loves him.
When the man asked her why she cheated, she insisted she didn't cheat. However, the man insisted that she and the daughter leave the house.

What's your take on this? Do you think the man should have forgiven the lady and continued the relationship, just accepting the daughter as his own for the sake of love?





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9FAncHe9rM


Forgive wetin? When she has not even admitted her crime?

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Religion / Re: This Is What To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by MOGPman(m): 8:29am On Apr 29
Franking:


To hell with you and the word of God.

Father please forgive this pathetic soul, for he does not know you, neither has he seen your light as the WORD that was in the beginning of creation!

You remain the WORD of God as the foundation of creation and Architect of the entire universe, and you have no rival in heaven, on earth and beneath the earth!

May your name alone be glorified; even in the midst of warfare, I will exalt your name forever for bearing your seal of ordination!!!
Religion / Re: This Is What To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by MOGPman(m): 8:13am On Apr 29
SlavaUkraini:


You don Kolo...

Married to which lord...

My Jesus nor be dem Bobrisky and you cannot marry him...

Face your wife and several mistresses...

And stop being Hypocritical...

I could easily petition you in the spiritual court for all your accusations against me so far; but I will pardon your childishness!
Religion / Re: This Is What To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by MOGPman(m): 7:55pm On Apr 28
antidote06:
be like ur pussy go sweet o

Her pussy go sweet abi... grin?

Don't worry; it will be sweeter when the both of you find yourselves in hell knacking each other!
Religion / Re: This Is What To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by MOGPman(m): 7:43pm On Apr 28
Makunahatata:
we know your type... pretender, u probably just masturbated to a porn video if we check😹

You know..... I could just sue you to spiritual court for such accusations! But let me just pardon you for being a child.
Religion / Re: This Is What To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by MOGPman(m): 7:19pm On Apr 28
SlavaUkraini:


You are such a Shameless liar... grin

You are married and even have numerous side chicks and mistresses

You even have one in your church... She sings in the Choir...

You Pervert...

Stop casting stones because you live in a glasshouse...

After Fûcking those girls in those days,

Here you are claiming to be a New Creature...

A New Creature with the Old Creature mindset and doings...

You dey deceive yourself.

God have mercy on you

Lol. Yes o, you are quite right about me being married; I am actually married unto the Lord.

Like I said before, repent! give your life to Jesus to save your miserable soul!
Religion / Re: This Is What To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by MOGPman(m): 7:14pm On Apr 28
SlavaUkraini:


You are such a Shameless liar... grin

You are married and even have numerous side chicks and mistresses

You even have one in your church... She sings in the Choir...

You Pervert...

Stop casting stones because you live in a glasshouse...

After Fûcking those girls in those days,

Here you are claiming to be a New Creature...

A New Creature with the Old Creature mindset and doings...

You dey deceive yourself.

God have mercy on you

cheesy grin cheesy
Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy Removal Necessary To Avert Financial Crisis – Tinubu by MOGPman(m): 6:07pm On Apr 28
joefelin2345:
Yes of course by first of eliminating you and your family both Nuclear & extended.

cheesy grin grin
Religion / Re: This Is What To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by MOGPman(m): 5:54pm On Apr 28
Franking:


U are naive and ignorant. Tufiakwa.

That which you think you know is foolishness before God. In your carnality of a man, you cannot receive the things of the spirit, neither can you know them, for they are spiritually discerned.

Obviously, you are the one in bondage of spiritual timidity and porosity who needs help. If only you knew who the Word of God is, you would not have uttered such blasphemy!!
Religion / Re: This Is What To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by MOGPman(m): 5:45pm On Apr 28
SlavaUkraini:


Pretentious Soul that needs to stop being Hypocritical !

May the lord attend to you...

Have you forgotten how many girls you dis-virgined and deflowered outside wedlock before you gave your life to Christ and got married ?

Pretentious Pharisee ...

grin grin I am just laughing at your stupidity. For your information, I am still single and have embraced Jesus Christ as my saviour about 10 years ago. My past actions were my past mistakes that have been forgiven and washed away by the blood of the Lamb on the cross of calvery. Behold, am now a new creature, for old things have passed away.

I advise you to do the same, give your life to Jesus, so that He may cleanse and heal you of your spiritual infirmity, and above all, save your soul from eternal damnation. For tomorrow might be too late
Religion / Re: This Is What To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by MOGPman(m): 5:34pm On Apr 28
Makunahatata:
swear u no look big nice yansh of someone thats not your gf or wife the whole of last week and go "damn🥲🫦
Not everyone is like you! A dog in human skin!!
Religion / Re: This Is What To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by MOGPman(m): 12:10pm On Apr 28
Franking:
Wetin concern anybody with wetin me and my babe do? As long as no be rape and doesn't infringe on anyone's right, it's legit. God can go knack himself.

Can you say this to your biological father at home? Go and enquire about what happened in Brazil during their carnival

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Religion / Re: This Is What To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by MOGPman(m): 12:03pm On Apr 28
Makunahatata:
a woman disturbing for sex is usually desperate.
So simply fvck her real good bfr another brother chance u and take away your girl..


evn bible talk this in 2 Thessalonians 3:13-18 " Friends, don't slack off in doing your duty".

See how you are quoting the bible out of context to justify your sinful instinct. How is knacking a lady you are not legally married to your responsibility or duty?
Religion / Re: This Is What To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by MOGPman(m): 11:57am On Apr 28
AbuTwins:
Fornication is haram!

But why did God inspire people about Boobs?

1. The Prayer
Proverbs 5:18-19
18 May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19 A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her boobs satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.


(Say Amen)

2. My Beloved
Song of Songs 1:13-14
13 My beloved is to me a sachet of myrrh
resting between my boobs.

14 My beloved is to me a cluster of henna blossoms
from the vineyards of En Gedi.


3. Your Boobs
Song of Songs 4:5-6
5 Your boobs are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle
that browse among the lilies.
6 Until the day breaks
and the shadows flee,
I will go to the mountain of myrrh
and to the hill of incense.


4. Similes
Song of Songs 7:7-8
7Your stature is like that of the palm, and your boobs like clusters of fruit.
8 I said, “I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.”
May your boobs be like clusters of grapes on the vine,
the fragrance of your breath like apples,


5. Kiss of life
Song of Songs 8:1
8 If only you were to me like a brother,
who was nursed at my mother’s boobs
Then, if I found you outside,
I would kiss you,
and no one would despise me.


6. Little sister with no Boobs
Song of Songs 8:8-10
8We have a little sister,
and her boobs are not yet grown.

What shall we do for our sister
on the day she is spoken for?
9 If she is a wall,
we will build towers of silver on her.
If she is a door,
we will enclose her with panels of cedar.


7. Boobs like towers
Song of Songs 8:10
10 I am a wall,
and my boobs are like towers.
Thus I have become in his eyes
like one bringing contentment.


Which of the verses is your favorite?

But David committed murder to marry Uriah's wife! David is also an ancestor of Jesus!

Judah slept with his daughter in law to birth Pharez, also an ancestor of Jesus!

How Jesus didn't inherit those sins from Mary is another miracle to be deciphered.

Jesus was a spiritual man on earth whose birth and divinity remain a mystery to infidels like you!
Religion / Re: This Is What To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by MOGPman(m): 11:48am On Apr 28
SlavaUkraini:
Abeg leave that thing...

Body nor be firewood... No time for Konji

If my babe want to knack, I go fûck her well well...

When we Fück finish, we will ask our Heavenly Father for Mercy...

He would not only forgive us, he would bless us with money for a proper marriage...

To Fúck is Human, to Forgive is Divine

Pathetic soul in need of deliverance! May the Lord attend to you!!
Family / Re: My Husband Kicked Me Out After A DNA Test Revealed He Wasn’t My Daughter Dad by MOGPman(m): 8:12pm On Apr 27
Righteousness2:
Whatever be the MATTER!
Ensure you Have the spirit of GOD so you dont allow the devil to destroy you in the name of Dna or whatever.
The Spirit of GOD is more accurate than Science .

These are the Endtimes! And the one whose assignment is to Kill , Steal and Destroy is on rampage to do what he knows best.

That's right! A carnal man does not receive the things of the spirit; for they are foolishness to him; neither can he know them, for they are spiritually discerned.

Having a DNA is not a bad thing but Having and walking in the Spirit of GOD is most important because Many things are Spirtually orchestrated.


Science , technology, Machines no matter how sophiscated could still Mislead you.

The Spirit of GOD Cannot Mislead you.
Food / Re: What Is The Weirdest Food Combo You Have Ever Eaten? (picture) by MOGPman(m): 6:50pm On Apr 20
Mariangeles:
When I first saw the picture below, I was whaaata!? This person is daring O. cheesy
But then again, I thought It might not be that bad. I mean, if one could eat cake and ice cream together, why not this? cheesy
YOLO, you know? Hahahahahahahaha grin

With that stated, what is the weirdest food combo you've ever eaten, whether or not you enjoyed it?
Would you eat the combo below?


For this bad economy wey hunger dey everywhere? Dey there

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Man? by MOGPman(m): 9:12pm On Apr 19
labake1:
Why is it difficult to get these qualities in a man?

On top of smelling pussy?
Romance / Re: I'm Lost, She Is Pregnant. by MOGPman(m): 2:34pm On Apr 18
Sapasenator:


It's not a sin. It is a sin to bring a child into this world unprepared. Some people even prefer not to be born. Get a good doctor and abort safely.

Forget all those useless emotional blackmail, it works on people with weak minds.

What if your father and mother decided to abort you while in the womb, would you have come into existence? Foolish advice!
Career / Re: Since I Slept With My Staff She No Longer Respects Me Pls Advise Me by MOGPman(m): 9:50pm On Apr 15
Freshtruth:
I am the Manager of a Hotel. There is this waitress that is also working at the hotel, very respectful and loyal. All the workers in the hotel respect me to the bone.

Until the same waitress keep hailing me when ever she come to my office she will say may may u are a very handsome guy o. During my off day I called her to a bar in my area cause that was her off day too. I bought her barbeque and holandia yourgut. We lodge an hotel room and she satisfy me well.

The next morning I told her we won't do this again that is wrong because am a married man she said no problem, since then this girl has been disrespecting me, she embarrass me in front of the supervisors. My supervisor got angry and told me to sack her or report her to the owner of the hotel. I told them I will handle the issue.

Pls advise me what to do pls.

Na because you no knack well

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Food / Re: Locally-produced Foods Now More Expensive Than Imported Ones by MOGPman(m): 11:29am On Apr 13
RoyalBlu:
Na the garri own pain me pass.

From 2400 for a paint rubber to 3500. In just a couple of days.

You go to the market and you see people wandering up and down in a state of confusion.



Imagine, garri that used to be students' power before o, now it has become everybody's power
Food / Re: Locally-produced Foods Now More Expensive Than Imported Ones by MOGPman(m): 11:23am On Apr 13
HeatSeeker:


https://nairametrics.com/2024/04/12/locally-produced-foods-now-more-expensive-than-imported-once-nairametrics-survey/

Me no dey enter market again o! As a grade A bachelor, I'm better off settling down for a plate of food worth N600 every morning and evening!!

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Career / Re: What Was Your First Salary! by MOGPman(m): 8:45pm On Jan 26
Coder2Client:
4k in 2008 with ssce
Lol
Career / Re: What Was Your First Salary! by MOGPman(m): 8:44pm On Jan 26
Gentlesoul2021:
How much was your first salary?!
12k. That was in 2014 when I was working as Finance Assistant
Food / Re: See The Food I Bought At N600 in Lagos Today by MOGPman(m): 8:34pm On Jan 26
timilehin007:
Walahi it’s okay, with regards to the current economical situation of things in Nigeria right now.
Make employee increase salary/pay of their workers as obviously they’ll increase their demands from clients too.
My company gave me 25% increments sha and it makes sense
Employers abi employees sad?
Food / Re: See The Food I Bought At N600 in Lagos Today by MOGPman(m): 8:26pm On Jan 26
jubrilELsudan:
YOU DEY FVCK THE SELLER?
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