kereman1: I just stopped going to church, I'll rather be enjoying nkwobi, stepping it down with a chill beer on a Sunday morning than, being in church for a mortal man to be gaslighting me, cos I'm guilty of everything a pastor preaches in church, and I don't intent to change.
Having the need to change is the first step towards your salvation, reason being that your soul is the most important treasure of God in your life!
[quote author=LagBlogger post=126271222]I haven't been to church for almost a year. Mostly because I meditate and thoroughly read scripture myself.
I feel less empowered spiritually when I listen to some seemons[/quoted But the word of the Lord says do not ignore the gathering of the faithful. All you need do is finding a living church in the Holy Ghost so as to be strengthened in the faith. Shalom!
mariovito: There's a reason why gods take after the people that worship them.
For example, Indians and their Hinduism, Chinese and Buddhism, Jews and Judaism, Europeans and Christianity, Arabs and Islam.
But coming to Africa, no one wants to be proud of their indigenous religion, they'll rather see it as demon worship.
Religion and Gods are forms of self expression and identity.
If I assume a foreign religion, I also assumee their identity and consciously and subconsciously see my salvation in another land other than mine.
Agreed, our various African religions just like every other, Christianity inclusive had a few flaws here and there, but if we had stuck with it, we would have evolved just like Christianity.
Only Jesus remains the way, the truth and the life! Repent now and surrender your life to Him, so as to be free from the ancestral spirits that give you this diabolic ideology and more so, from eternal destruction in hell!
slivertongue: attended Government College, Lagos, and presented a 1970 GCE A-level result with grades E in Chemistry and Biology and an F in Physics. The problem is that Government College, Lagos, was established in 1974.
I don't know why the Drug baron's supporters choose to be blind over this stark reality!
wis3: Who bloody cares? Anything is welcome so long as it makes your Anambra failure worthless. I'd rather Buhari run for third term than Obi becomes president. God forbid!
Your heart is indeed desperately wicked, having been corrupt by seed of evil in you! Hence, the reason for your preference of evil over good and righteousness!
StylesX: She was the first girl I ever had amorous feelings for, I was in secondary school then, I asked her out with all the courage my being could muster, and she turned me down, we stayed friends for over 10years, I would try to move on, and it would work for a while and all the feelings will come back all over again especially when I see her, I don't see her often as she lives in another state.
We both did well for ourselves, I concentrated on making myself a better guy, worked hard to make something of myself, she did the same, and over the years we were just friends and I went ahead and dated only 4 girls, I don't womanize, I realized I always looked for her in every girl I dated, and I mostly dated girls that looked like her, I have been lucky with love in the sense that all the girls I dated loved me, I'm currently in a relationship with a decent girl too.
So fast forward to last week, she came visiting all of a sudden, haven't seen her for over two years and here she is, we connected and spent time like best friends, shared and talked about our lives and joked about how she put me in friend zone in the past, throughout her stay she stayed in my apartment, we slept in same bed and everything yet nothing happened, she kept talking about how I am a good guy that most guys will sleep with a girl that come under their roof, sometimes she would change her clothes in my presence and I won't make any move, she said being a good guy was what she hated about me back then, that she thought I was weak, and now that she's matured she sees that quality differently now, I didn't read meaning to any of this as I have zeroed out the thought of anything happening between us for years until she started doing strange things, like kissing me without warning, cuddling at night and pressing me to her Bossom etc,
One night she did that and I got aroused, I lost control and we got intimate, it was intense, but before we could have actual sex I came to my senses and made her stop, it was super awkward, we didn't talk about it because she has a partner and I do too, I thought we'd just pretend nothing happened and move on so we wouldn't sabotage our relationships, then the next day we were alone at home in my living room, she wore my Tshirt with undies and we were binge watching movies, suddenly she started kissing and touching me, and I lost it again and this time we had passionate sex, she left the next day, and ever since then I've been confused and guilt ridden, she told me it was a mistake she rejected me in the past that we can still start something if I want, that she is ready to be with me, but I wasn't buying it, I am confused because a part of me feel something fishy is up, and the other part wanted her but I don't know how to tell my girlfriend nor do I want to hurt my girlfriend, I don't love her like I loved this old time crush of mine, but she is a loyal girlfriend and I can't look her in the eyes since the sex thing happened, and every nerve in my body is telling me to confess and ask for forgiveness or keep quiet and move on with my life, what do I do?
After you don knack finish you come dey ask us wetin you go do abi?
pandoragirigory: Five billion of you, Peter Obi and his people cannot stop Tinubu Jagaban the Eze-chukwu of Igbo land, you will explain, blither, weep tire, no evidence, you ask for it and it was giving to you, yet are still grieving and bereaved
Artiiclebeast: Wait until the Supreme Court reverses this ruling and you'll see these same beat-down, hungry, jobless, and bored people still celebrating.
Nigerians are just good at being herded in a mob mentality fashion.
It makes them feel good about themselves and among fellow mobs.
I feel so sorry for them most times because I genuinely think they do not know any better.
Always moving with the flow even if it'd end up costing their lives in the long run, they know not any better and could care less even if they knew.
As e dey pain you, e dey sweet us! What God cannot sanction does not exist!!
Wild celebrations have rented the streets of Nasarawa following the victory of the PDP governorship candidate, David Ombugadu at the election tribunal.
The election petition tribunal in Lafia, Nasarawa state, had nullified the victory of Abdullahi Sule as governor of Nasarawa, and declared David Ombugadu, candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), as winner of the poll. During the ruling on Monday, two of the justices said Ombugadu won the election, while one judge dissented.
The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) had declared Sule, candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), as winner of the election with 347,209 votes.
Ombugadu polled second with 283,016 votes.
However, the PDP candidate had expressed dissatisfaction with the outcome of the governorship election, citing alleged irregularities.
In a video that surfaced on the internet, the PDP candidate was seen expressing happiness about the ruling. There is also currently mild celebration in the state among the politician’s supporters.
It's actually long overdue for Eggon people of Nasarawa State!
Rapmoney: This is just a piece of my opinion which is based on the realities on ground. Nigerian men should not lower their guard when it comes to dating and marriage. We compromise too much when it involves romance, especially among our Eastern brothers.
Arinze, you dey hustle since you graduate in 2010. You don toil sotay the skin for your palms don hard like Okpella granite. Now, Baba God don show you love small, come bless you with comfortable life. The first thing you did was to pick a girl from a financially weak background for dating or marriage because of big yansh and breasts. You polished her and has also done a lot for her family. Let me tell you, that same girl and her family would not accept you if you weren't comfortable.
In Nigeria, it's only bad for a man to be broke and not a lady. Broke men are useless while broke women are angels.
If you are a man who has struggled very hard to achieve comfort for yourself, you need a class of woman who will complement your status and not just anybody because that same anybody no go send you if you no get bread.
The only women that should be deserving of your financial generosity should be your mum and sisters. Except she is a girl who has supported you of which I know it is very scarce to see in Nigeria. Getting a Nigeria girl who can support you, even if it is shikini these days is like betting on Enugu Rangers to beat Manchester City and still expecting to win.
Na as e be me for mind I talk am. I know say this post fit vex some people.
Saskay44: Requirement for Nigeria election is an SSCE certificate. What happens if Tinubu is accused of forging his university certificate since its not a requirement.
Then he should have provided his SSCE instead of a forged university certificate going by your assumption
dodobytes: Senior U.S. judge denies Bola Tinubu’s emergency appeal, orders CSU to turn over records to Atiku, testify under oath Monday afternoon
The ruling marks a major blow to Mr Tinubu and a progress for Mr Abubakar, who has been seeking the records to establish that the Nigerian president tnedered forged certificate.
Throwback: Olodo wey dey claim records of mere sandwich courses that he had to take to overcome his academic failures and low self esteem.
Sandwich courses are not academic qualifications.
Your highest qualification remains a Bachelor's degree from UNN at 2nd Class Lower grade.
Yet when it mattered most for him to provide his best qualifications to show his suitability for the Job of President of Nigeria, guess what this hypocrite provided?
He presented a mere GCE degree to INEC, so as to avoid the same legal and social media scrutiny that Tinubu is facing now.
Tinubu topped his own class and finished with a 1st class (3.52/4.00) in Business Administration with his Major being Accounting.
Peter Obi should hide his face with his 2nd chance GCE degree. He is no better than Buhari who even presented a Cambridge/WAEC O'Levels and not 2nd chance GCE.
[quote author=soccerlite post=126077480][/quote]Am not in any way related to Wike o! I only applied for work there and as the Lord would have it, my name was added to the list as a successful candidate for the job
soccerlite: There's nothing that shows they are flushed for rot or inefficiency or even maladministration and embezzlement.
How do you know
I know because a friend of mine working in one of the agencies told me of how the perm sec diverted the fund allocated for employment of 10,000 graduates into the ministry on purchases of personal properties in 6 different countries, and of how he also embezzled palliative money meant for the staff and FCT residents. This was officially disclosed recently following an investigation carried out by the EFCC which mr. Wike himself initiated. And to think that my name was already on that approved list of those to be employed by the ministry, which was later snubbed due to such fund divertion is quite sickening!
fadilaMaikiriki: I'm a female. I know you won't find it funny if I and you were to be in the same room or the same bed. It's just so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.
fadilaMaikiriki: Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.
The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.
Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.
Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?
Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?
Has anyone here experienced this?
I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.
Thanks.
"The fart is the type that makes 'shhhhhhhh' sound" 😀! Na that one dey smell pass. Imagine you come dey with your babe dey watch movie for sitting room, and you come release such atomic bomb😀
DeepThroater: This washed out slime ball Jew rat again.
He is trying very hard to squeeze shekels from the okoro Judases with his latest cash out gimmick.
This sleaze bag piece of shit is part of the ongoing Judaic well poisoning quack science known as Gender studies and gender reassignment bs. Wetin this one dey talk?
This evil piece of shit was a very prominent part of the quack science pushing the transgender madness.
Well, only the Uwazurike awardees from the sadistic yeast will fall hard for another Jew rat scammer.
There is always a child of God in such a compound, who occasionally gets distutbed by constant sound of knackings!
AsomStructures: 1. It’s sometimes called Face Me I slap you due to the incessant fights daily. E ma ja ju. If you don’t fight, someone will fight you. You must fight. "Ta lo gbe omi ti mo pon sibi?" (Ija de).
2. You can never go hungry unless you don’t know your way around. Enter the kitchen at the backyard and start whining who’s cooking. Drop small gist about another neighbor, walahi waa jeun ju. Gbenusi no be atenu.
Output - Gbeborun Input - Food
3. There’s always that man who will claim he has been living in the house before the house was even built. They are always proud of the years they have lived there. They know everyone and when they were given birth to. (Ancestor Tenant)
4. There will be this group of girls living together. They are always at home during the day except at night. Mothers always warn their children not to enter their room. "Ti mo ba ri e ninu yara awon Anti yen, maa fe lu e daku" but these sisters are always kind. 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
5. There must be an old woman who settles a fight. Mama of the house. She is always sitting outside monitoring what is happening on the street. In most cases, she's the landlady. They always have nicknames like "Iya Jeje" "Iya Kofewahala" "Iya Cele".
6. There’s always a landlord wannabe whom everyone hates. He acts like the landlord and he’s always like “Don’t pour waste there” “Pay your nepa bill” and "We will lock this gate by
7pm" bla bla. You will think his name is in the Landlord's will but he's a tenant too. Gboromideleru
8. There must be a regular debtor who doesn’t pay his bills on time, he pays January bills by April. Always coming up with excuses. "My mama just die", the same thing he said last year. Ogbontarigi onigbese
9. One rich tenant must be in the house, he will keep buying things his landlord can never afford. He owes small rent but he’s using 4 ACs, 2 deep freezers, 17 flatscreen TVs, and 54 generators. The landlord hates him but he can't send him away because omo buruku lojo tie.
10. There’s always that Single Aunty who is neat. She will be between 35 to 40 years, speaks good English, and doesn’t like to mingle with other women in the house. (Children call her Aunty). It is the day you look for her trouble you will know that werey wa nle.
10. Every Face Me I face you comes with a fight merchant who can fight till tomorrow. Always representing home and away (Street Fighter). Fijabi igboro 🙌. She will always come home with torn singlets. Werey tun ti lo ja. Everyone in the compound fears her. Even her parents.
11. Nepa bill fight ✅, waste bill fight ✅, rent increment fight ✅, I entered the bathroom before you fight ✅, you poured water at my doorstep fight ✅, you beat my child fight ✅, you sent my child on an errand fight ✅, you talked about me behind my back fight your wife beat my wife fight ✅, you are dating my husband fight ✅, you used my water fight ✅ At least, 16 fights per month. Tenanté de WWE 🙌.
12. There’s this big boy who brings different girls home, fine room. Always disturbing everyone with loudspeakers
13. There’s always a Gbeborun-General of the whole house. She sees everything, knows everything, and gossips about everything. The moment you hear "shey e ti gbo", just know you are getting served. Her name is always mentioned during every fight. Olofofo
14. Every morning, parents spend 5 hours bath one child outside. These boys are strong. I no dey bath, na by force
15. Sunday meetings are always like this. The landlord is on the high table and everyone keeps ranting and ranting. After 465 suggestions, the landlord won't do any. No item 7 sha o.
16. Every house has that woman that can send children on errands ehn. All the children dislike her. The moment she enters the passage or calls a name, the children will run into their rooms and act like they are asleep. She will never go anywhere herself afi bi afishe.
17. So far it's a Face Me I face you in Bariga, you will always see this tanker everymonth. Awon kogbe kogbe. The entire street will smell for days but o ti mo wa lara.
18. There's always a woman who uses song to insult people during a fight. These people can be very talented. She will use the song to insult and kickstart a fight.