₦airaland Forum

tollu:
This story is beginning to sound not so true jare

Pepeye:
The 1st is cute

MrCrackles:
It is not a killer when cu.m is being slurped
It is a turn on!

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

~I llike!!

Migines:
Old Age Benefits


Yes, being over 50 does have its advantages,

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.

9. You can live without sex (but not without glasses).

10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

12. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

15. You sing along with the elevator music.

16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.

19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

21. You can't remember who sent you this.

MrCrackles:
if you stare too close to the tv, u would be sucked into it

if the remote control is pointed at you or through you, it would suck your blood

~ ,lol - Please tell me you're making this up?!!

desthan:
My wife is just something else, each time we make love, especially when she's on top, she bends over and whisper to my ear ''dearie, don't come untill i tell you to'' she then starts hammering away, farting at the same time, hitting real hard on my cock n balls and the noise that follows is like poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo. This sensation comes with a blend of sweet and bitter feeling, because my balls really hurts but as a man i just have to bear the pains, because its only in that process she climax, splurting her juicy cums on my cock . but the cold part is, whenever we are at it, she starts shedding tears, i mean uncontrollable tears running down her cheeks, i begin to wonder what in the world is wrong with this woman, for crying out loud, i'm suppose to be the one crying here because my balls hurts and each time i confront her about the crying n farting, she is like ''honey its ok, its just emotions''

this really pisses me off, here she is sweating my privates n balls, then farting all the way to orgasm, and crying in the process, then it all becomes emotions, men, this chick is just one hell of a character but i love her anyway. she must not read this o!

~TooOo much info. for the family section!!  For a min i thought i was on the "sexuality section"

ladoma:
i don't deserve all this lashing from you people. haba. i ask you to help me,instead of giving solutions ,you people are making me feel like the devil himself.p-l-e-a-s-e.how many of you can swear honestly that you have not done similar or some other foolish things like this before.swear.

any way,i feel i owe those who are standing by me , a report of event as it unfolds so that i can know what to do per time.
the matter is getting complicated by the day.today,my wife mother came with someone who will stay with my wife by her hospital bed to help her.guess who. the fucking ,stupid useless harlot that caused all this.i know she is reading this,because today she told me she is enjoying the whole unfolding drama on nairaland.she dares me to tell her sister she is the one.i think she is sick,honestly.she seems to be enjoying the whole show.i can't even bear the thought of staying in the same hospital room with her.idiot.what do i do now

~I doubt[b] A-N-Y-O-N-E[/b] is standing by you!! The immediate concern or compassion is for your wife here hence the replies!!

~Surely you didnt expect anyone to pat you on the back!!Its hard not to come across as Judgemental especially in a suitation such as yours wherein its so easy to think "This could be me"!!

~I dont think it will be right to condone what you did!!So take the insults w/ a pinch of salt!! You asked for it!


~What i wouldnt give to deck that sister-in-law of yours who seems to be finding all this amusing!! Karma is a right bitch!!You remember that!!No Remorse!!

~Instead of playing guessing & Dare games w/ her,put your wife out of her misery & get this over & done with!!- Your story is begining to have more twists & turns than a game of life twist & turn

MrCrackles:
if you self-service too much your cock. would fall off

~If Only!!

Gamine:
I heard this,

its not even Nigerian or African, its English!

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When taking tea, you must not put the sugar before the milk

if not you will be very unlucky and you will die a pitiful death

to Rectify, if you do, you must

Stand up, close your eyes, turn around twice while someone throws the tea out of the window

~Lol, this is defo on my silly superstition list!!

*wonders if ave ever put the sugar before the milk * Always!!