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rushed into his open arms,he kissed her most passionately forgetin all the woories that has lead them down this path,all she cud think of was this moment,nuthin replaces this moment of racing heartbeats,eyes closed,she moisten her lips as she gasps for air,in a breathless tone,she asked "is that a gun i feel or are you that happy to see me  ? his smile ________

~Universal Soldier ~

Beirut ~ Lebanon

liquidated




xylo _______

definately be kinky




coz life's a _________

wut r d chances of been the last person to post on here , NONE !! its kinda cool thu coz the circle doesnt break,it just goes on N on N on N on N on N on, Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Absolutely fabulous,thank you for askin


wud u meet/ave a date w/someone off the internet

Dont take a genius to figure out the humour 

gr8 laff defo

Awesome

Lmao am not messin about w/ u sergent

Way to go Tommy

i wudnt convict her for murder

Lmao this joke always make me laf regardless of how often i read it !!

@ osegwu he cud be usin a ~ brown paper bag ~ for all u know,lmoa

OMG !

wut a greater way to show appreciation , lol

Lmao he sure had that comin !!

Dam food for thought thu

lol cant blame the blonde !! the professor did ask a leading question

A bloke is in bed with his wife, he farts and shouts "one nil" she lets rip and shouts "1 all" at "2-all"  he farts again,but this time,the fart follows through and he  poo's on the bed!! his astonished wife asked "what the hell was that  " he says "half time, swap sides" 

Lmao 

Its obvious these chat up lines are a lot more european but am sure there're a lot more clean chat up lines i havent heard or read as of yet but if u knw any plz post / share them, actaully i do agree w/ u white'Nkem @ intelligent ways to keep a girl's attension,thu i must add some "intelligence" just bore you to death, so once in a while i actually dont mind getting a very cheesy chat up line>>> but i guess thats why chat up lines are called cheesy 

femionasan:
Are u single?

That's for me to know J/K no am not soz

Am a catholic  with Double dangs and very proud of em 

~ Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you couldhave an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at thecounter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets !!! 

~ I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking at it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is ?" 

~ A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy." 

~ I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No,just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries.   It's a long walk." 

~ Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day,she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.!!! 

~ He didn't like the casserole   

~ And he didn't like my cake.   

~ He said my biscuits were too hard,       

~ Not like his mother used to make.   

~ He didn't like the stew,   

~ I didn't mend his socks   

~ The way his mother used to do.   

~ I pondered for an answer   

~ I was looking for a clue.   

~ Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him,   

~ Like his MOMMA used to do. ,