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A man walked into the ladies department of a large department store and shyly walked up to the counter and said that he would like to buy a bra for his wife. The clerk asked what type of bra.

”Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually,  even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to  choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and  the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally baffled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Sales lady responded, "It is all really quite simple,

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountain's out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to  define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A}  ~  Almost Boobs ~
{B} ~  Barely there ~
{C} ~  Can't Complain! ~
{D} ~  Dang! ~
{DD} ~Double dang! ~
{E} ~  Enormous! ~
{F} ~  Fake. ~
{G} ~  Get a Reduction !. ~
{H}  ~ Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !! ~

They forgot the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen! 

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty
and shabby looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this
money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said.
"I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in
20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight !" 


The homeless woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for
doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like
after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine !!."

Dont y'll agree ladies 

Am not a Nigerian but am familiar with some of the names as i love watchin nollywood movies, here's my category ! i aint sure about handsome but hey they most defo deserve a place on my category 


VAVAVOOM SEXY ~ RMD ~ i loooove this bloke

VERY HOT ~ Mike Ezureonye ~ Ramsy Noah ~ Saint Obi ~ Pat Attah

SEX- APPEAL ~ Desmond Elliot ~ Jim Iyke

KINDA HOT ~hmm don't know the blokes name,he's fair in complexsion,huge gap b/w teeth, and the bloke in "givers nvr lack" movie

These guys on here are my personal fav,can't think of anyone else to add on the list as off yet,i guess i'll ave to find out the names of the other guys 

Am a huge fan of both,i ave the same anticipation when they're about to come on n am always left wantin more which is cool  keeps me guessin,  tick,  tock,  tick , tock,  the big plus is the leading characters keep me on my toes !Wentworth Miller is so so hot, irresistable  , Keither Sunderland is Sexy,i love his voice

~ Love Will Teach us All Things
But We Must Learn How To Win Love
As It Is Obtained with Difficulties


~ It Is A Possession Dearly Bought
With Much Labour And In A Long While
For One Must Love Not Sometimes Only
Or A Passing Moment But Always !!!


~ I Grew Up Reading This Poem,
Reciting It By Heart,
There Was Always Something,
Really Special about It !


~ So Somehow Am Happy, I Can Trully
Appreciate It More,
Some Twenty Odd Yrs Later !!!
Its Ironic This Word Called
Love Is Closely Associated With Pain !!!

Flirtin is Totally, Absolutely Vital, its  fun, fun,fun ! for me anyways, wotever tickles your pickle i say 

Very wise words ! i totally agree with that concept of looking at marriage, i shud know applying these rules however is challengin i reckon,thats IMHO

i guess u asking how to call it off,makes it absolutely clear u aint willin to give it another go,but i wondered if your g/f is aware she's driven you to this point of breakin up with her,if she isnt,it'll be helpful to her if she's aware she's got these issues when u ave that all important "am dumpin u" chat ! sometimes women do tend to nag/be possessive without realisin how much of a strain they'll puttin on the relationship,so naturally as a woman,am thinkin i'd hate for her to go into another relationship without knowin these two factors , i wudnt want to b in her shoes  , but anyways no point in u been unhappy,there's a very thin line between love n hate,so i guess its best ure thinkin of callin it off now! my curious mind also wonders if u still love her but feel ure NOT in love with her anymore because of ur reasons stated dunno y am psychoanalysin ur simple question but hey, good luck findin a chic who doesnt nag  just kiddin