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Business / Re: Young Man Shades FCMB On Twitter, Bank Replies With Epic Clap Back. Photos by mohiozua(m): 7:53pm On Jan 25, 2018
Hmmm...
Travel / Re: See What I Saw On My Way Back From Work by mohiozua(m): 7:53pm On Jan 25, 2018
Part-time police officer, part-time bus conductor.
Politics / Re: My Stolen Pants And Others Worth 360 Billions naira by mohiozua(m): 7:52pm On Jan 25, 2018
It is well with you.
Politics / Re: National Assembly Needs More Money — Saraki by mohiozua(m): 7:51pm On Jan 25, 2018
More money to do what exactly?

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Religion / Re: Catholic Pastor Uses His Church Members As Foot Mart, by mohiozua(m): 2:38am On Oct 29, 2017
How is this man a Catholic priest?
Culture / Re: Origin Of The Name Bello?! by mohiozua(m): 8:22am On Oct 02, 2017
hemsquare:
Bello is an Italian, Spanish surname from bello 'handsome/beautiful' (Late Latin bellus), hence a nickname for a handsome man. In medieval Italy the word was also applied as a personal name, which also gave rise to the surname.
Source : Wikipedia.
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Culture / Re: Origin Of The Name Bello?! by mohiozua(m): 8:20am On Oct 02, 2017
ELAFANTASY:

bello is an italian word which means handsome and for girls its bella meaning beautiful. ciao

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Culture / Re: Origin Of The Name Bello?! by mohiozua(m): 8:19am On Oct 02, 2017
blarkraimez:



As I am also called Bello myself.... i realised it's an italian name meaning beautiful... also here in Germany most of my italian friends attest to my findings anytime I tell them my name is Bello dapo... they emphasised on how beautiful the name is in italian.... the only explanation to the name crossing to Nigerian was the Roman Catholic missionaries..... As most people belief it's a Muslim name which is not... not in the Qur'an and never an Arabic name


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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mr Jollof To Daddy Freeze: Criticize Islamic Leaders, Not Pastors Alone by mohiozua(m): 7:13am On Sep 23, 2017
asuustrike2009:

God has a way of punishing such persons. He takes what they value most to punish them.. Such persons if they don't repent can never make heaven no matter their excuses because Lucifer will use the Bible against them.we have many of them changing to become pastors but they still reap what they sow long ago.
The scriptures says in Galatians 6:7 "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap"
You're even funnier than the Jollof guy!
Celebrities / Re: I Laugh When I See People Talking About Friend Zoning Men - Tonto Dikeh by mohiozua(m): 7:51pm On Aug 30, 2017
LaurelP:
Those lines are actually from Prince EA. He said that in the video he released early this year.
They will be copying without acknowledging the real owner.


She put the hashtag.
Celebrities / Re: I Laugh When I See People Talking About Friend Zoning Men - Tonto Dikeh by mohiozua(m): 7:50pm On Aug 30, 2017
drealzum:
Is this not plagiarism? This is Prince Ea work now.
She put the hashtag.
Politics / Re: Evans Pleads Guilty To Kidnapping [Photos] by mohiozua(m): 10:53am On Aug 30, 2017
What's the meaning of "Billionaire kidnapper?
Phones / Re: Which Phone Are You Currently Using? by mohiozua(m): 7:40am On Aug 29, 2017
Finally! Lols. Guy, tell me about the S3, planning to fix my screen and itz gonna cost 10k plus.

Wanna know if itz worth it at all.

My ba3 seems vry strong, havnt bin usin it for a long time though.

Someone also told me it doesn't support the new watsap features, like live updates, video calls etc.

Is that true?

Pls respond oo.

Old generation Samsung phones do not have good battery power. It does support the new WhatsApp features. It doesn't support SnapChat though. While I'm using it as the only phone I have, I would advise that you use it as an alternative phone (Emergency phone to call and stuff like that). For screen replacement, I doubt if you can get the screen replaced for 10k. If you can, please do. Samsung is a trustworthy brand. Samsung S3 I'm using has cracks all over it but it's functioning properly. All in all, phone maintenance, irrespective of how strong the build of a phone is, is very important.
Phones / Re: Which Phone Are You Currently Using? by mohiozua(m): 8:37pm On Aug 27, 2017
Samsung Galaxy S3
TV/Movies / Re: Part 2 Of Wedding Party Is Loading by mohiozua(m): 7:43am On May 03, 2017
Gbadegesin19:
I hope it doesn't end up a waste... Nollywood n part 2 eh


It won't. The storyline is interesting.
TV/Movies / Re: Part 2 Of Wedding Party Is Loading by mohiozua(m): 7:42am On May 03, 2017
kennygee:
Na Wetin dey tire me for una matter be that.

After making a good hit movie. Instead of moving on to a better movie, una go do part 2,3 and 4 and mess up the first lasting impression of the first movie.

They better not mess this up.

They won't. Read the storyline. Fantastic! Fast and Furious was in how many parts? How 'bout Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter nko? Terminator nko?
Puh-lease cut Nollywood some slack.

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Politics / Re: Hackers Circulate "Against The Run Of Play" By Olusegun Adeniyi by mohiozua(m): 10:34pm On May 01, 2017
titopius:
Indicate interest if u need the soft copy of AGAINST THE RUN OF PLAY....
please send me a copy boomiibelo@gmail.com
Thanks.
Religion / Re: Hilarious Tweet By Pastor Enoch Adeboye by mohiozua(m): 5:41pm On Apr 30, 2017
Ishilove:
Good intentions, misplaced priorities. Enoch Adeboye does not have a social media handle.

All these fakes and frauds on social media are making the Church a laughing stock.


Guy stop spreading falsehood. The Twitter account is verified.
Politics / Re: Fayose Gives Ekiti Corper Employment After He Accosted Him For A Photograph by mohiozua(m): 11:40pm On Apr 20, 2017
My guy don use washy get job! Uniben boys I hail una!!
Nairaland / General / #basedonlogistics: The Smart Ones Won (my Opinion) by mohiozua(m): 11:16pm On Apr 09, 2017
After all said and done, the lad from Warri, Delta State, Nigeria 'won' the #25 million prize money for the Big Brother Nigeria reality TV show. Amidst the furore and chants of "Based on logistics" let us focus on the salient issues this charade (That's what I call reality TV shows) has brought to light. As normal with any game, there must be losers and winners. This show is not in any way different. Let us take a look at the winners and losers.
WINNERS
1. Efe
2. Multichoice Africe
3. The Republic of South Africa
4. Telecommunications networks
5. Xenophobia
LOSERS
1. Nigeria and Nigerians: Trust our politicians to cash in on the moment, the governments of Rivers and Delta states doled out cash towards the victories of their respective housemates.
2. Christianity: Another frightening dimension the frenzy took, was the organization of prayer sessions towards the victory of Efe (the eventual winner). We are grateful he won. For the lack of decent words to use, I wouldn't go into the analysis of that action. Let those that have functional thought processes do that themselves.
CONCLUSION
It is pertinent to say that I do not envy Efe one bit. In an economy crawling out of recession, #25 million is small. I do not envy Efe at all.
Based on logistics, the smart ones won.
Webmasters / Re: Four Reason Why Your Websites/blogs Has High Bounce Rate. by mohiozua(m): 9:26am On Mar 28, 2017
Adieza:
Who can help me input Alexa Rank to my blog, and i need writer
I am a writer. You need me.
Let's talk business.
Music/Radio / Re: Please Can Anyone Identify This Song? It's Nigerian Rap I Think. by mohiozua(m): 1:11am On Mar 21, 2017
The file is empty.

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Education / Re: Nigerians 2017 Social Media Trend And Slogans!!! by mohiozua(m): 1:10am On Mar 21, 2017
OK sad undecided
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Reintroduces The Old Text Status In The Latest Update by mohiozua(m): 8:48am On Mar 15, 2017
bestspoke:

An app for playing WHOT game

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Religion / Re: Illegal Abortion: Stephanie Otobo Petitions Against Apostle Johnson Suleman by mohiozua(m): 11:26pm On Mar 14, 2017
Junior66:

RUBBISH! The Church of God is not Apostle Johnson Suleiman. Whether the Apostle sinned or not the body of Christ stands galantly.
Religion / Re: Illegal Abortion: Stephanie Otobo Petitions Against Apostle Johnson Suleman by mohiozua(m): 11:25pm On Mar 14, 2017
origima:
I will be shocked if this lady is lying. To be frank if she fails after investigation, her name will be in the Guinness book of Record as the greatest liar in the history of life
Celebrities / Re: Apostle Suleman Bought House For Daniella Okeke In Maryland Lagos - Sahara R. by mohiozua(m): 11:17pm On Mar 12, 2017
MathsChic:
Unfortunately, Nigerians are not one to tell the truth, or open up when sh..it hits the fan. We have to continue guessing. We are dealing with a population (and a pastor) who understand that denial works well in this country and can be effectively used to garner sympathy. In other saner countries, people don't ask for picture evidences or video evidences. Instead, they lay the burden of proof on the accused, while maintaining the right to still charge the accuser for lying or defamation, should the accusations turn out unsubstantiated. Nigeria is just such a confusing place. Accusations are thrown about and in the midst of this it's hard to even tell lies from truth or truth from lies. It's a veritable mix of spicy slime; too damning to ignore and in some cases too ridiculous to accept.

However, while many may continue to deny it, it's clear there's something fishy going on here. The sultry actress, Daniella Okeke, is yet to respond to the allegations. It begs the question: who in their right mind would not immediately flinch and jump to counter these allegations of misdemeanor, if indeed they were innocent?

Second, when the allegations of sexual abuse by this pastor continues to pile, as it does now, why shouldn't we think there's something wrong and he needs to offer better defensive claims than that he is being persecuted by a vengeful government that didn't like his earlier utterances against it?

I have come to the conclusion that Nigerians are just too gullible. When several women came out to accuse Bill Cosby of sexual assault, not a few Nigerians rolled out the drums in support of these women, immediately tagging Bill Cosby an abuser. In addition, the burden was on Bill to prove himself innocent. The details these women shared showed much more than that they were on a well-planned mission to destroy his reputation. Shouldn't the same apply now in the case of the so-called Apostle Sulaimon?








May you be blessed.
Religion / Re: Anambra Church Introduces 1trillion Naira Note Issued By Central Bank Of Heaven by mohiozua(m): 11:14pm On Mar 12, 2017
Religion

Religion / Conversations With The Devil (1) by mohiozua(m): 6:57pm On Feb 28, 2017
Somewhere in our universe, the Devil and a curious human were engaged in what some may call a waste of time, but what I proudly describe as a dialogue between great minds. It opened his eyes and ears to hitherto unknown happenstances in our world today. Enjoy!
Me: Good mourning Sir
Devil: Sir?! No! That’s for the dark knights.
Me: Good morning Your Excellency the Prince of Darkness and Father of Lies.
Devil: You see? Sycophants! Always seeking to impress. I’m okay with my name – Devil. Good morning human. How may I be of service to you?
Me: Err… I’m just curious to know how your network provides such amazing services despite the crusades against you.
Devil: Hahaha! You humans are a humorous bunch. You make me laugh every time you are awake.
Me: How?
Devil: You see my friend enemy, each time you rain fire and brimstone on me, I just wonder how I’d be affected when my dwelling-place is fire itself. Are you all this dumb despite the Wisdom of Solomon you claim to possess?
Me: But it’s the Omega Fire Ministries and Mountain of Fire folks that keep your house running.
Devil: Hahaha! Indeed! No wonder we keep hearing of and witnessing fire outbreaks all over the world. Were those fire messages sent to the wrong addresses?
Me: It sounds foolish to ask, but how do we take you down?
Devil: Do you hear what I hear?
Me: What?
Devil: That funny song again.
Me: Yeah. It’s celebrating your downfall.
Devil: Really? See them stamping their feet on the ground! Am I this despised? But you and I are both seated in my parlour. Wetin kon dey sup ?
Me: It’s not that. The song highlights the victory they have achieved spiritually over your antics and ultimately, over you.
Devil: But why are they ethnic bigots? Why are they fundamentalists? Why are they jealous of their brother’s success? Why do they cheat? Why do they rig elections? Why is there so much violence in the land?
Me: It’s a human problem. It cannot be eradicated totally but can be reduced to the barest minimum.
Devil: Human problem? That’s so lame. To admit that these vices cannot be eradicated is simply conceding defeat. I am solely responsible for all these vices. The simple truth is I reside in your heart. So if you want to kill me, you got to commit suicide!
Me: I must take my leave now because I have to keep vigil at my church later in the day. It was a pleasure meeting with you.
Devil: It was my utmost pleasure to minister to you. If you have any question on any other matter and you would like to get my opinion on it, hesitate not in reaching out to me.
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Celebrities / Re: Gordons: "2face Is The Only Illiterate Who Can Sing Correctly" by mohiozua(m): 12:33am On Feb 08, 2017
osidion2020:
God bless you jare


Amen. God bless you too.
Celebrities / Re: Gordons: "2face Is The Only Illiterate Who Can Sing Correctly" by mohiozua(m): 9:35pm On Feb 07, 2017
Who is an illiterate?
Someone who can neither read nor write.

Is 2face an illiterate?
No.


Mr Gordons please bow your head in shame.

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