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Business / Re: Young Man Shades FCMB On Twitter, Bank Replies With Epic Clap Back. Photos by mohiozua(m): 7:53pm On Jan 25, 2018 |
Hmmm... |
Travel / Re: See What I Saw On My Way Back From Work by mohiozua(m): 7:53pm On Jan 25, 2018 |
Part-time police officer, part-time bus conductor. |
Politics / Re: My Stolen Pants And Others Worth 360 Billions naira by mohiozua(m): 7:52pm On Jan 25, 2018 |
It is well with you. |
Politics / Re: National Assembly Needs More Money — Saraki by mohiozua(m): 7:51pm On Jan 25, 2018 |
More money to do what exactly? 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Catholic Pastor Uses His Church Members As Foot Mart, by mohiozua(m): 2:38am On Oct 29, 2017 |
How is this man a Catholic priest? |
Culture / Re: Origin Of The Name Bello?! by mohiozua(m): 8:22am On Oct 02, 2017 |
hemsquare:Thank you for this comment |
Culture / Re: Origin Of The Name Bello?! by mohiozua(m): 8:20am On Oct 02, 2017 |
ELAFANTASY: Thank you for this comment. |
Culture / Re: Origin Of The Name Bello?! by mohiozua(m): 8:19am On Oct 02, 2017 |
blarkraimez: Thank you for this comment. |
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mr Jollof To Daddy Freeze: Criticize Islamic Leaders, Not Pastors Alone by mohiozua(m): 7:13am On Sep 23, 2017 |
asuustrike2009:You're even funnier than the Jollof guy! |
Celebrities / Re: I Laugh When I See People Talking About Friend Zoning Men - Tonto Dikeh by mohiozua(m): 7:51pm On Aug 30, 2017 |
LaurelP: She put the hashtag. |
Celebrities / Re: I Laugh When I See People Talking About Friend Zoning Men - Tonto Dikeh by mohiozua(m): 7:50pm On Aug 30, 2017 |
drealzum:She put the hashtag. |
Politics / Re: Evans Pleads Guilty To Kidnapping [Photos] by mohiozua(m): 10:53am On Aug 30, 2017 |
What's the meaning of "Billionaire kidnapper? |
Phones / Re: Which Phone Are You Currently Using? by mohiozua(m): 7:40am On Aug 29, 2017 |
Finally! Lols. Guy, tell me about the S3, planning to fix my screen and itz gonna cost 10k plus. Old generation Samsung phones do not have good battery power. It does support the new WhatsApp features. It doesn't support SnapChat though. While I'm using it as the only phone I have, I would advise that you use it as an alternative phone (Emergency phone to call and stuff like that). For screen replacement, I doubt if you can get the screen replaced for 10k. If you can, please do. Samsung is a trustworthy brand. Samsung S3 I'm using has cracks all over it but it's functioning properly. All in all, phone maintenance, irrespective of how strong the build of a phone is, is very important. |
Phones / Re: Which Phone Are You Currently Using? by mohiozua(m): 8:37pm On Aug 27, 2017 |
Samsung Galaxy S3 |
TV/Movies / Re: Part 2 Of Wedding Party Is Loading by mohiozua(m): 7:43am On May 03, 2017 |
Gbadegesin19: It won't. The storyline is interesting. |
TV/Movies / Re: Part 2 Of Wedding Party Is Loading by mohiozua(m): 7:42am On May 03, 2017 |
kennygee: They won't. Read the storyline. Fantastic! Fast and Furious was in how many parts? How 'bout Lord of the Rings? Harry Potter nko? Terminator nko? Puh-lease cut Nollywood some slack. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Hackers Circulate "Against The Run Of Play" By Olusegun Adeniyi by mohiozua(m): 10:34pm On May 01, 2017 |
titopius:please send me a copy boomiibelo@gmail.com Thanks. |
Religion / Re: Hilarious Tweet By Pastor Enoch Adeboye by mohiozua(m): 5:41pm On Apr 30, 2017 |
Ishilove: Guy stop spreading falsehood. The Twitter account is verified. |
Politics / Re: Fayose Gives Ekiti Corper Employment After He Accosted Him For A Photograph by mohiozua(m): 11:40pm On Apr 20, 2017 |
My guy don use washy get job! Uniben boys I hail una!! |
Nairaland / General / #basedonlogistics: The Smart Ones Won (my Opinion) by mohiozua(m): 11:16pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
After all said and done, the lad from Warri, Delta State, Nigeria 'won' the #25 million prize money for the Big Brother Nigeria reality TV show. Amidst the furore and chants of "Based on logistics" let us focus on the salient issues this charade (That's what I call reality TV shows) has brought to light. As normal with any game, there must be losers and winners. This show is not in any way different. Let us take a look at the winners and losers. WINNERS 1. Efe 2. Multichoice Africe 3. The Republic of South Africa 4. Telecommunications networks 5. Xenophobia LOSERS 1. Nigeria and Nigerians: Trust our politicians to cash in on the moment, the governments of Rivers and Delta states doled out cash towards the victories of their respective housemates. 2. Christianity: Another frightening dimension the frenzy took, was the organization of prayer sessions towards the victory of Efe (the eventual winner). We are grateful he won. For the lack of decent words to use, I wouldn't go into the analysis of that action. Let those that have functional thought processes do that themselves. CONCLUSION It is pertinent to say that I do not envy Efe one bit. In an economy crawling out of recession, #25 million is small. I do not envy Efe at all. Based on logistics, the smart ones won. |
Webmasters / Re: Four Reason Why Your Websites/blogs Has High Bounce Rate. by mohiozua(m): 9:26am On Mar 28, 2017 |
Adieza:I am a writer. You need me. Let's talk business. |
Music/Radio / Re: Please Can Anyone Identify This Song? It's Nigerian Rap I Think. by mohiozua(m): 1:11am On Mar 21, 2017 |
The file is empty. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Nigerians 2017 Social Media Trend And Slogans!!! by mohiozua(m): 1:10am On Mar 21, 2017 |
OK |
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Reintroduces The Old Text Status In The Latest Update by mohiozua(m): 8:48am On Mar 15, 2017 |
bestspoke: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
Religion / Re: Illegal Abortion: Stephanie Otobo Petitions Against Apostle Johnson Suleman by mohiozua(m): 11:26pm On Mar 14, 2017 |
Junior66: |
Religion / Re: Illegal Abortion: Stephanie Otobo Petitions Against Apostle Johnson Suleman by mohiozua(m): 11:25pm On Mar 14, 2017 |
origima: |
Celebrities / Re: Apostle Suleman Bought House For Daniella Okeke In Maryland Lagos - Sahara R. by mohiozua(m): 11:17pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
MathsChic: May you be blessed. |
Religion / Re: Anambra Church Introduces 1trillion Naira Note Issued By Central Bank Of Heaven by mohiozua(m): 11:14pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
Religion
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Religion / Conversations With The Devil (1) by mohiozua(m): 6:57pm On Feb 28, 2017 |
Somewhere in our universe, the Devil and a curious human were engaged in what some may call a waste of time, but what I proudly describe as a dialogue between great minds. It opened his eyes and ears to hitherto unknown happenstances in our world today. Enjoy! Me: Good mourning Sir Devil: Sir?! No! That’s for the dark knights. Me: Good morning Your Excellency the Prince of Darkness and Father of Lies. Devil: You see? Sycophants! Always seeking to impress. I’m okay with my name – Devil. Good morning human. How may I be of service to you? Me: Err… I’m just curious to know how your network provides such amazing services despite the crusades against you. Devil: Hahaha! You humans are a humorous bunch. You make me laugh every time you are awake. Me: How? Devil: You see my friend enemy, each time you rain fire and brimstone on me, I just wonder how I’d be affected when my dwelling-place is fire itself. Are you all this dumb despite the Wisdom of Solomon you claim to possess? Me: But it’s the Omega Fire Ministries and Mountain of Fire folks that keep your house running. Devil: Hahaha! Indeed! No wonder we keep hearing of and witnessing fire outbreaks all over the world. Were those fire messages sent to the wrong addresses? Me: It sounds foolish to ask, but how do we take you down? Devil: Do you hear what I hear? Me: What? Devil: That funny song again. Me: Yeah. It’s celebrating your downfall. Devil: Really? See them stamping their feet on the ground! Am I this despised? But you and I are both seated in my parlour. Wetin kon dey sup ? Me: It’s not that. The song highlights the victory they have achieved spiritually over your antics and ultimately, over you. Devil: But why are they ethnic bigots? Why are they fundamentalists? Why are they jealous of their brother’s success? Why do they cheat? Why do they rig elections? Why is there so much violence in the land? Me: It’s a human problem. It cannot be eradicated totally but can be reduced to the barest minimum. Devil: Human problem? That’s so lame. To admit that these vices cannot be eradicated is simply conceding defeat. I am solely responsible for all these vices. The simple truth is I reside in your heart. So if you want to kill me, you got to commit suicide! Me: I must take my leave now because I have to keep vigil at my church later in the day. It was a pleasure meeting with you. Devil: It was my utmost pleasure to minister to you. If you have any question on any other matter and you would like to get my opinion on it, hesitate not in reaching out to me. Photo Credit: Bustle Kindly visit my blog at ohiozuaboomii. 1 Like
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Celebrities / Re: Gordons: "2face Is The Only Illiterate Who Can Sing Correctly" by mohiozua(m): 12:33am On Feb 08, 2017 |
Celebrities / Re: Gordons: "2face Is The Only Illiterate Who Can Sing Correctly" by mohiozua(m): 9:35pm On Feb 07, 2017 |
Who is an illiterate? Someone who can neither read nor write. Is 2face an illiterate? No. Mr Gordons please bow your head in shame. |
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