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Samuelmide69:
Welcome back @whyna

I'm inviting you to come and eat bún cá

With my People here.... Cảm ơn chị

are you the guy that married V lady and can also speak V language

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Thanking one imaginary being not existing...even if he is existing....he doesn't have power over what happens on planet earth

He survived today doesn't mean he will be lucky tomorrow

For everyday day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die of which car accident is among

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A fool said to himself that there's no God,.
Infact for commenting these rubbish what
You be singing from now henceforth is swallow me oh Lord , swallow me oh my God

Good development, Lagos Leeds Lagos follow e remain skull bank

Dangote and obi cubanna or otedola and Davido

Abegi you people should allow that old man to go and rest in peace, that's how you guys elected mr am not aware

Faber:
Am Anambranian, but truth be told...Zik was an audio president...

Ukpabi Asika, Ojukwu and Prof Kenneth Dike were the major actors in the fame, name and glory Anambra is enjoying today.


Zik na idiat, hé developed Enugu section of the Old Anambra State more than main land Anambra, especially Nsukka where his
favourite wife hailed from.

Chairman the favorite wife you are talking about is from Afikpo in Ebonyi state not Nsukka do your research well abeg

So she wants to start the year by committing murder , when she was fucking around without protection did she seek for our advice

She should not continue because she ain't doing well at all

Next year is going to be an interesting year ,
And if by chance tinubu become the president of this shithole corntree I will leave and will never come back someone should remind me of this comment after February 2023

Nigeria and half baked information , so ordinary to mention the name of the substance they couldn't,
anyway the parents of the boy are also to be blamed because they should have taken the boy to a good hospital where a proper check would have been conducted on the boy including x-ray but they choose to be treating the boy from home

From January 2021 till today I've bought Data worth more than 85000 naira and am not exaggerating

EVEN Satan is a pastor in this corn tree

Thank God but what is that scammer's picture called Harrison doing there

Vanco junction I know that place very well, CHAii I miss abakaliki shaaa

My own is that if china and Russia like make Dem cook nuclear weapon for the world the world will eat it and clean mouth but if the world should cook for Dem they won't be able to eat it

I've watched a documentary about that lost city of Pompeii , the scaring thing is that they showed before ,during and aftermath of the city ,it was really terrifying.

Beastus:
Skull miners. How far?

Table shaker they are coming for your skull

Even though am a fan of Putin but he should
Not try nonsense because am going to join opposition forces to fight him until he surrender.
He should go and ask Hitler whatzup I don
Talk my own

Lala's mother checking whether the meat is done

Na peter obi we go blame

Why is this man trying to shift the goalpost

Where's jack ma ,

When did it start and how did it start, if it did not start from her 1st to 5ft years am afraid to tell you that it's not natural she might have stepped on poison.
someone so dear to me suffered exactly that type of sickness ,
Initially we thought she might have contracted it from water ,
We spent a lot from hospital to hospital all maner of medications both local and other wise we tried it all to no avail ,so one day she became so sick that she was admitted in the hospital, luckily for us someone that came to see somebody in the same ward saw her and suggested we take her to a particular church
Having nothing to loose we took her there lo and behold the pastor prophecied that a particular man she rejected is responsible for her predicaments,
He prayed for her and told us that she is delivered and that she will no longer be having the itches and the boils will slowly vanish from her skin and that's exactly how it happened.

Jesusdiedhaha:
This is a deceitful title aimed at getting more views.
Everyone would click on it thinking the building collapse was heard all the way in ogun state.
Echoes in ikenna indeed. Idiot.

FRUSTRATED IDIOT

Lala on the beat

If you want to get a glimpse of what explorer is talking about,
Go and watch seconds from disaster on YouTube or national geographic channel

Chasing a girl is a waste of time plus money , I

I once chased this sales girl in our market
And she told me that she has a boyfriend
I told her that am only interested in having sex with her not dating, she picked offense and said all sorts of things to me , I didn't mind her. not up to a month she came to my shop and said she has considered what I said and ask me where we're to meet ,I named a hotel date and time she came , gave me what I asked for and I paid her ,. No time for emotional attachment

Drella:
If I ask you out, you must reply me the next minute.No wasting time,I got other girls to woo too!

Then why did you put your gender as female

But the question Is, is he no longer Gandollar

Mercychen:
Try enough pre-intimacy to get her wet before penetrating her or get some lubricant before you destroy that place. Ky gelly. Works.

Another thing is, it could be she's not
in the mood those times she feels pains and you have to stop halfway. Yes. When a woman is not in the mood, she can never get wet and ready to receive you. So it will be pain all through for her.

I don't usually do this for free but let me just give you this remedy as a gift for keeping yourselves till marriage. It's a remedy that will make her always ready, hor.ny and wet for you.
She'll be the one pulling you in by herself.

Tiger nut drink.

Blend the following together and let her drink.

Dates
Coconut
Tiger nut
Soak the date and tiger nuts over night.

Cut the coconuts into pieces and combine all together in a blender with water and blend until very smooth.

Get a cheese cloth and sieve it until chaff stop bringing out milk.

Chill it in the fridge for some mins and give her to drink.

Please the drink is not meant to be stored for more than 24hrs. It goes bad easily. So make the quantity you can finish within 24hrs.

It will solve the problem.

Also use lubricant so you don't forcefully slack the place.

Ejima is on the way.

Rugged people everywhere