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Investment / Re: Mtn Shares by mondee02(m): 3:23pm On Dec 12, 2021
Pymetrics:

I'm new to this share things, please what is the advantage or benefit to common man like me.

I'm also contemplating about it, as I have no knowledge of how it works...
Crime / Re: Kemi Okunloyo: Sylvester Omoroni Agreed To Join A Gang, Consented To His Beating by mondee02(m): 12:55pm On Dec 10, 2021
Toks2008:
You guys are just too sentimental for my liking.

You see this lady ehn, i have learned never to discard whatever she says even if it sounds foolish. I am not saying she is right or wrong neither am i insinuating that what happened to the poor boy regardless of whether he consented or not is justified but we must understand that ''mad'' people in many instances are usually right about what they see or say. So whilst some people tag her mad, her past findings have proved to be true in most cases.

Thank you very much, you are a genius...
Politics / Re: Sylvester Omoroni: Joy Edordu Is Parent To One Of The Bullies - GistLover by mondee02(m): 7:49pm On Dec 07, 2021
Ikegwuru:
What is this nonsense? Jobless people on the prowl, seeking daily to deprive hard working people their daily bread. What's the connection between the woman's place of work and her son's crime. This good woman has done her part. She sweats heavily and paid dearly to have her son trained properly and that's why he sent the son to the school. It's not her fault that the boy succumbed to bad influence in school. You want to wipe away an entire family because of sin of just a member. A minor at that? HABA, there is God.

And by the way we went to boarding school. We received terrible punishment from our seniors. Thank God I changed to a saner school.

May Almighty God bless you and your entire family for properly making use of your brain to think and reason well.... Thank you...

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Education / Re: Is Lami Phillips Family The Owner Of Dowen College? by mondee02(m): 7:40pm On Dec 07, 2021
Sleekfingers:


Nigerians and their useless media trail......na she say make dem kill the student? Lagos state government have closed the school indefinitely, and they are investigating what really happened.....

Very some them go dey attack the innocent lady....bunch of jobless people.....

I'm very happy to see that there are still a few sensible people like you in this country who reason with their brains...

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Business / Re: Banks Now Charge N6.98 For USSD Transactions (Photo) by mondee02(m): 8:54am On Jun 07, 2021
jojofola:
Access has been charging almost two months now.
Lie!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Reliable Are Job Listings On Facebook Job Sections In Your State? by mondee02(m): 10:22am On Apr 30, 2021
I also want to know how reliable it is oooh, I've always been doubtful of the vacancies there.
Politics / Re: Owerri Jailbreak: More Names, Photos Of Escaped Prisoners Wanted By Police by mondee02(m): 5:41am On Apr 16, 2021
OjukuwuHusband:


No, she only has a striking resemblance to witch you call your mother who was caught in the act.....
Lol mad ooo
Politics / Re: Owerri Jailbreak: More Names, Photos Of Escaped Prisoners Wanted By Police by mondee02(m): 5:40am On Apr 16, 2021
jimi4us:



Are you sure you're not trying to accuse her of the crime your mother does for a living, pounding babies
But why him post come dey pain you naw? grin
jimi4us:



Are you sure you're not trying to accuse her of the crime your mother does for a living, pounding babies
But why him post come dey pain you naw?
Politics / Re: IG Should Reverse Sacking Of Pregnant Officer, Omotola Olajide by mondee02(m): 9:49am On Feb 02, 2021
HabaHaba:
Sincerely, I am getting too fed up of the kinda Stewpid news coming from the Nigerian government.

How could you sack a woman/lady simply because she got pregnant without legally getting married?!!!!

What part of the constitution abhors that?

For as long as it doesn't affect her duties Asa Police Officer, it's not your business who got her pregnant!

Like some folks mentioned in the previous thread, that many Nigerian police officers have impregnated and had kids outside marriage, some even while in the major marriage, and no head rolled or someone getting demoted or sacked.

What a country!!!

Please don't just say what doesn't make sense just because you want to talk ok, she was not sacked simply because she got pregnant without marrying but BECAUSE she broke the rules of the police which stated that a female officer after passing out, most wait for some specific years before getting pregnant ok...

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Politics / Re: 83 New Ambassadors Stranded Five Months After Senate Confirmation by mondee02(m): 11:45am On Jan 10, 2021
Ok
Health / Re: Why Nigerian Dentists Always Suggest Extraction by mondee02(m): 11:37am On Jan 10, 2021
JudgeKronos:
Toothache!
The worst experience I ever had. There is nothing I did not take for medication. Dental powder, dental solutions, dental herbal mixtures, fuel, kerosene, urine, Kai kai, name it.... ? I use to carry sensodyne toothpaste in my pocket , midnight crying.. chai.... I’m not talking about shedding tears, I’m talking about real crying like a flogged child. Sometimes it comes like an attack, sometimes it comes like I’m about to have a stroke.. chai .... one night I wanted to pluck out my teeth with plier due to pains.

God bless Dr. Magnus ... Federal School of Dental.

I swear I can imagine exactly everything you said, I've experienced it too, the night before the day I got mine extracted, I couldn't sleep and was only praying for morning so that first thing in the morning I'd run to the dentist �

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Politics / Re: Governors Agree On 14-Day National COVID-19 Lockdown by mondee02(m): 9:43am On Apr 23, 2020
Simplyleo:
Lagos is one of the 36 states of the federation. angry
grin
Simplyleo:
Lagos is one of the 36 states of the federation. angry
Politics / Re: Buhari Leads In Kaduna After 11 Local Governments’ Results by mondee02(m): 9:22am On Feb 25, 2019
Jayson1:
Is this Kaduna North?
Yes those are Zaria local governments
Crime / Re: Transformer Vandal Electrocuted To Death In Karu, Abuja by mondee02(m): 11:44am On Oct 10, 2018
grin;DVery Good.... in my area we have spent over two months without light because of vandals like this...

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Celebrities / Re: Olanrewaju Malcolm Is Dead! Bisola Aiyeola's Baby Daddy Dies by mondee02(m): 11:45am On Aug 25, 2018
Nwaohafia1:
Chisos! Bisola allows this heavy duty man to climb her? Wow! My respect for Bisola has increased.



RIP biggy....Bisola will forever miss you

Lol, you bad, I mean too bad

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Politics / Re: Barnabas Bala Bantex To Run For Kaduna South Senate Seat by mondee02(m): 10:02am On Jul 27, 2018
rinzaugustine:
El rufai wants to use him to block shehu sani's senatorioal ambition

Shehu sani is Kaduna central
Celebrities / Re: The J3 Sisters: Meet Jare Ijalana, And Joba, Jomiloju, Her Sisters (Photos) by mondee02(m): 11:57pm On Jul 25, 2018
LuciferChristi:
Rubbish!
Since when did small mouth become beauty? Rabbit face.
Just be like say make I use shoe wound am 4 mouth.
I swear you no get joy at tall..
Business / Re: Banks War On Twitter - Meme Collection by mondee02(m): 12:03pm On Jul 24, 2018
12 & 13 too funny ...
Business / Re: Banks War On Twitter - Meme Collection by mondee02(m): 11:59am On Jul 24, 2018
15&16 though...
Religion / Re: "I Have Never Fallen Under Anointing Before, Is This Normal"? by mondee02(m): 10:55am On Jul 22, 2018
PresidentAtiku:
One of the common tricks is to place the hand on the forehead, apply pressure, neck begins to pain the receiver, some of the pastors begin to turn you around applying pressure on the forehead, eyes begin to turn you...

next your just fall yakata...

That can be tagged annointing too

Lol, you do am before?

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Religion / Re: "I Have Never Fallen Under Anointing Before, Is This Normal"? by mondee02(m): 10:44am On Jul 22, 2018
Bethor:


It's because the whole thing is fake and some among the crowd may even be actors and actress paid to do the job of falling down...

Have you noticed the cameraman, ushers, securities, those looking after the offering collected etc don't ever fall down?

If you go from fall down and wound you are on your own...nah your money you go still carry go treat yourself...

Don't go about looking for where to go and fall down..!!
Peace..!!

Lol, �
Education / Re: MTN FOUNDATION Music Scholarship 2018 by mondee02(m): 11:32pm On Jul 07, 2018
latestupdate:
Closing Date 27th July, 2018.

Applications are invited for the MTNF Music scholarship for the 2018 session. The Musical Society of Nigeria (MUSON) in partnership with the MTN Foundation (MTNF), announces entrance examinations for the twelfth (12th) set of the MTNF/MUSON Diploma Course in Music for the 2018 – 2019 academic year.

Exam Date & Form
The examinations will take place in “September, 2018” and will take the form of:

A written examination in music theory at approximately Grade 5 standard and general music knowledge
An audition on a major instrument or voice of at least Grade 5 standard, before a Faculty jury.
An aural interview.
Admission Requirements

A minimum of five(5) credits in SSCE/G.C.E (Ordinary Level) including English Language
The five (5) credits must have been obtained at not more than two sittings and before admission to the diploma course.

Other Requirements:

Practical: Grade five (5) or higher pass certificate of The MUSON School of Music or any other music examining body recognized by the MUSON School such as The Associated Board of the Royal School of music or Trinity.
Theory: Grade five (5) or higher pass certificate of the MUSON School of Music or any other music examining body recognized by the MUSON School.
Note: Applicants who possess the above practical or theoretical certificates must also satisfied the GCE (O/L) or SSCE requirements. Applicants who are deficient in the theoretical requirements but display an outstanding practical ability in the option of the faculty jury, may be considered for admission but must enroll in the remedial theoretical course to meet the necessary standard by the end of the first year.

For application and more information, click here

https://ukaid.org/2018/07/07/2018-mtnf-muson-music-scholars-programme/

MEST/Merck Accelerator Lagos Satellite Program 2018 for Startups!
https://ukaid.org/2018/07/06/mest-merck-accelerator-lagos-satellite-program-2018-for-startups/

so one has to apply in person i.e send the letter to mushin Lagos, I wish to apply but the problem na to submit the application for lagos oooo.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Apply For Graduate Trainee Recruitment At KPMG by mondee02(m): 12:53am On Jul 01, 2018
Curry30:
All these suffer head firms. You must be this, must be that, must have 1st class, must have 8A1 in WAEC, must be under 21, must be a virgin...upon that they pay peanuts after you work like jackie finish. mschwww yeye
.

Lol, I swear you funny....
Romance / Re: White Man Rubbing His Nigerian Girlfriend's Backside In GTBank In Lagos by mondee02(m): 11:44pm On Jun 23, 2018
ClassRep001:
The shameless hoe won't mind.
I'm 1000% sure that's a Lebanese, Pakistani or an Indian but hell no these hoes won't mind so far he's light skinned.

See her unattractive legs like Ivanovic the ex Chelsea player.

I'm sure she's either from ibadan or Ebonyi with the way she's standing.
Nigerian girls are the worst set of people anybody with complete brain cells would consider getting into a relationship with.

They don't positively add anything to your life.
Watching Zee world, eating Indomie and egg with a marathon sex to round it up and other silly stuffs are the only shits they are good with.

Smh.

Kai!!! I take God beg you, take am easy with dem na.
Romance / Re: Ladies React To The News Of A Man Who Was Almost Raped By A Gay Hairstylist by mondee02(m): 1:30pm On Jun 23, 2018
Saviour22:
there is no country like Nigerian angry Nigerian is the greatest country in the world agure with ur spirit.

P. S what I wrote means am not leaving Nigerian for any country
tongue

Eeerwoooh! see BIG LIE!
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Defects To PDP by mondee02(m): 12:03pm On May 30, 2018
millomaniac:
Lolz. grin. Hope you have asked for forgiveness from GEJ

He has done that since...

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Ruti Olajugbagbe, The Winner Of The Voice UK 2018 (Photos) by mondee02(m): 6:01pm On Apr 08, 2018
tamethem:


Yes o, not the hairy light skinned village girls with yamful legs forming Porch for Lagos. grin

Lol, wicked pezin
Celebrities / Re: Meet Ruti Olajugbagbe, The Winner Of The Voice UK 2018 (Photos) by mondee02(m): 6:00pm On Apr 08, 2018
Sleezwizz:


That girl just won a £100,000 price money, will u ever c see such amount of money in your lifetime? Stop beefing the young girl...

Lol, abeg tell him/her oooo
Celebrities / Re: Meet Ruti Olajugbagbe, The Winner Of The Voice UK 2018 (Photos) by mondee02(m): 5:57pm On Apr 08, 2018
mybestlove:
WITH WHAT I KNOW NOW, MUSIC CAN NEVER BE PART OF MY LIFE AGAIN.

ALL THESE MUSICIANS ARE CONTROLLED FROM THE OCCULT WORLD.

HOLLYWOOD IS LIKE A HELL CELEBRATED ON EARTH.

ALL THESE NIGERIAN MUSICIANS/CELEBRITIES ALWAYS VISITING THE USA HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR CUPBOARD.

I CAN'T BE FOOLED AGAIN.

Yes we still love the music like that.
Crime / Re: Offa Bank Robbery: We Lost Nine Officers - Police (Disturbing Photos) by mondee02(m): 11:04am On Apr 07, 2018
sekundosekundo:
Is it only 9 officers you cheesy LOSTED? cheesy cheesy

Useless police. What happened to your helicopters or is it only to monitor election in Rivers state. How can armed robbers operate for hours in different banks withing an environment and still escape?. Yeyedeysmell.

The thing tire me oooo, those very incompetent police we have in this country that we can never depend on for our safety, imagine a successful robbery in different banks in the same town, hmmmm.

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Romance / Re: My Friend Is Gay, How Can I Tell Him To Stop? by mondee02(m): 7:51pm On Apr 03, 2018
[quote author=Draei post=66406231]
Proboscis monkey, getting tired so soon.? Foolish fool, just get the fučk outta my sight and sin no more. #Bye! grin[/quoti

Have I been in your miserable sight before?
no! not me! it's your grand father you're seeing not me, I can never be tired mind you, I'll only ignore you because I've known who you are and continuing exchanging words with you makes me same as you, Bastard Sycophant.
Romance / Re: My Friend Is Gay, How Can I Tell Him To Stop? by mondee02(m): 7:34pm On Apr 03, 2018
Draei:

If you aren't pained like a miserable pillock, you would've stopped quoting since you claimed you're done exchanging words with your moronić father but here you are...

Welcome back for more torment, how do you like being served? Hot or cold? Choose one while i still got your time you, Unpleasant piglet.

Son of a prostitute born to a gay father

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