soloniger:

Fibonacci ... Pascal's sequence... Great thinkers... Little wonder Fibonacci is iconic in Technical Analysis. (definitely not TT analysis )

#HappySunday

Just when I was told that PhD holders speak and write like distinguished people, and that they don't get bashed in public, NSEMPA has disproved it today.
(Never mind that the Otuoke boss is also part of the distinguished 1% )

Chai...

jamace:
Virtual love investment is always bullish. However, most turn bearish during Know Your Customer meeting.

Thank you, nwannem! Me I nor dey salivate on food wey I never see. Mbanu!

Manonamission:

SMH!

I doubt I will be wrong if I call you a learned fellow with a broad mind. Hence, I can't dictate for you (who are mine sef?), but I believe you can choose not to read some posts (cf: Agbalowomeri's last post above). By so doing, you will enjoy the maximum fun this thread offers.

Guess what? I didn't even see some of those obscene words until you quoted the post.

#In the multitude of words, sin is inevitable
#Verbose posts on social media, huge turn off!

myjoy08:



Sir, Tashere money like how much? U mean 25M, 30M, 40M, 80M, 150M, 300M, etc. (In Millions' Naira) or 20, 30,40, 100, etc. (In Thousands' Naira) . Let's just continue to enjoy our virtual relationship as BNSITL!

Clown of life!

Something keeps telling me myjoy08 has never been deeply invested in the NSE. Maybe just tashere money.

JIJO folks have a way of making money from thousands or millions (or should I say they just believe). But when the boss himself says "MBA" to a JIJO call... then there is really fire on the mountain.

Chai... O di egwu!

Born2berich:


Yes..but I no send transcorp again..I don remove my hand since after election. Am patiently waiting for it at the N0.60k junction.

Biko, do you mean 60 kobo or 40 kobo? What is Transcorp, who are there directors?

Born2berich:


As bear hook us since na woman you and Oga 9free dey eye. Dia is God oooooo.

#just FYI

Anytime I see a post whose author starts with "Chi" ("chu" is for oga chukyjones), I do 2 things pere:

1. I 'sharperly' scan through for NUMBERS. Me love numbers gan, especially those by @pythondjango

2. If I don't see any number, I simply SCROLL DOWN! Just like oga mi myjoy08 said "NEXT" and look to see if people will reckon with the post. If they do, I MIGHT try reading the post; if not... The rest is history!

Those two things save me from convulsions or bronchorrhea (abi wetin Agbalowomeri call am?)

cc: Forcefulbull et al.

In other news, one interesting thing about stock market fora is that while investment polemics are ongoing, some readers (no, they are not gullible) go ahead to make investment decisions based on whose arguments make sense. Sometimes, or many times, this can be disastrous.

I remember when the WHO accreditation of Evans medical and the DEFAULT accompanying upside potential was mentioned here - a year ago or thereabouts. Between then and now...the rest is history.

Meanwhile, "VITAFOAM will do a counter rally and hit 100% by October year of our Lord". Hehehe...

#NSEMPA no go kee person.

Chai... Chai... see as T.T. analysis full everywhere.

9free:
This account has been hacked!

Absolutely hacked Sir....... by oga mi immanuello .
And no less hacked than Dexterax's account.

@Boss Elai147: Thanks for the offer. Glad to see the mysterious domain again, but I couldn't get the book I needed this time around.

Thanks, anyway.

zendi:
I must admit he must have left something out in the bolded. But most times we capture his message.
This place is not about writing exactness.

Most times

No, not about writing exactness. But I have seen his posts on other threads and he sounds really schooled, unlike the way he posts here that made Madam B vent that "he's no product of any educational system".

Anyway, for me, I have learned to associate Bishops Ihedi's posts with John Okafor (aka Mr Ibu) of Nollywood. Pardon me, I just can't help that imagery.

#I won't be surprised if na Mr Ibu is, in reality, our dear Bishop. Hehehe

9free:
Mention any three in this category

Of course, FBNH, UBA and OANDO!

vulpeslopez:
After burning my fingers in Japaul oil and some bad investments 2yrs ago i walked away from the stock market....I have spent the last 4months reading this thread from page 1 to page 919 and I have learnt more this past 4 months than I have learnt in 8years......thanks guys.....knowledge is power.

Congratulations on your feat, Sir. I hereby somersault you from newbie to SUPER OLDBIE! It took me less than 3 weeks to complete the reading of this thread before I joined (less than? 100 pages then) and since then I KNOW ALL that has happened in here.

You missed out on the goodies that went with the NL crash between 10th January and 27th June 2014. For example, 2 days ago I searched for a link to free ebooks that Oga Elai147 posted on this thread, I didn't see it. Seems he posted it late January 2014. [Boss, biko, repost that link for your BiTL ]

Finally, you're now officially a BrotherInTheLord (BiTL) and I welcome you the NSEMPA way:

@pythondjango: The answers to your recent questions are all NO, save that your last posts keep making me suspect say you dey take something.

@pythonimmanuello: I really need to know the brand of Orijin you indulge in. But hope say nor be the local kai kai wey don send flenty fifu to yonder o.

@Agbalowomeri and Bros Young: C'mon, you folks know this Chibok pRoPhEt too well to lend credence to his posts. Your audience with him can only be pardoned on jocular grounds.

@Dame Mercy: I should think you have an 8-to-4 job. The level of your JIJOing is curious and next-to-none. NB: I have some experience in manicure, that is to say, I can repair burnt fingers.

mercylicious:
Vono is heading to 90kobo support. I hope to buy again at this price.

Support fire!

Na 1 kobo the coy dey go so! The PnD master of that coy on this thread has moved on to other interests.

MadamLicious, biko nor go buy panmo o!

angrybull:

Most Stocks value are fundamentally sound but the problem is the shambolic state of Nigeria economy. It pays more if u can cherry pick fundamentally healthy stocks at a fairly valued prices and nurture them for at least one to two years

Sir JOYFULLbull, methinks picking healthy stocks isn't a challenge (for those with cash reserves). The quandary is when the stocks will perform and whether one is able to shoulder further slump after one's entry.

BTW, did you say 'shambolic'? Na to go buy Black's Law Dictionary before una go kee me for this thread. . cc:Oga Born2berich and Bishop ihedi of life

angrybull:


Some people are making panoramic platform of stock market look childlike. I wonder what positive value will buhari moving into Aso villa adds to movement of stock value. It keeps me guessing

LOL.

A harebrained idea should not keep you guessing. You should be angry (as your moniker depicts) that people find this distinguished forum fit to dump ANYTHING that appears on their mind.

If you don't like anger, just simply "smh" and scroll down.

#wetin eyes no go see on top NL!
#Happy investing, good people.

Stock market forums are ludicrous for the very reason that makes them thrive - baseless speculations.

If Buhari coughs, it MUST affect the current price of stocks.
APC has been in power, no bulls; now, when ministers are appointed bulls will surface.

#It doesn't get more comedic than this

myjoy08:


Dr. Agba friend, this is why sister Mercy can't trust you . Sister Mercy, can both of us do business together since Madam Big A didn't accept my proposal and Dr. Agba is already chasing another apple.

In all, Happy Father's Day to every good father out there. May the good Lord continue to give u the wisdom to rule over the affairs of the family and confront life circumstances. Favor and blessing shall not depart from us all. God bless!

If humour is all it takes to live long, then I see you in your 3-digit ages still strong and shining. I admire your attitude to life.

Caveat: The Securities and Exchange Commission warns that Monkey Hunters are liable to die young.

Agbalowomeri:


This is my kind of babe. Can we do business together?

Somebody go buy panmo o!

When the Panmologist himself wan to settle for panmo, we have a penkelemess in our hands.

Born2berich:


Na wah ooo..you just see new chick now now now and you forget all about madam mercy.

So all those your statement "Mercy you are mine" na wash?

Dia is God oooooo.

Nor mind the boss. Dame Mercy is too savvy to settle for a polygamist wey get aka gum.

BTW, Ramadan Kareem Sir.

Agbalowomeri:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28_YimazMjQ

I'm a fan of classical music. For Mercy

Someone wanted a 10% short run. My pick between now and mid-july would be Afriprud if you can get it below or at 2.80

I been dey wonder say "why this boss nor dey give any other stock pick since time immemorial, asides APR?" Now, I know that you were using the JIJO parts of your mind for PhD dissertation. But as you don bag the thing now, na APR you wan still dey recommend

Classical music? I been think say Oga Born2BRich and yourself are Muslims fa. Which one be Yanni again?

WARNING: Calm down your testosterone levels on Dame Mercy (). The thing get as e dey do you for body ni? Very soon we shall be asking you to park well make we focus on other pressing issues... Like...

thorland:


More like PhD in sarcasm and timely jokes

Exactly! PhD in Panmology.

Agbalowomeri, Agbalowomercy, Agbalowomercy!! How many times I call you?

Congratulations man! Wish I can give you a big hug now, but I have already given an e-hug. Wish you fruitful years of research... I know some people wey bag Panmology and Humour Degree (PhD) but no SHOW afterwards; may your own nefa be like that.

#More grace

I can't remember the last time I saw a Vono product, but the very last one I saw looked like a trap for pigs.



#pigs get slaughtered

Agbalowomeri:
Can't Satan Just Apologize 2 God So That We Gonna Go Back 2 The Garden Of Eden 2 Stay There Naked??
Clothes Are Very Expensive...

And I Won't Have 2 Do So Much 'Stalking'

You ehn!

They know you're coming for summer; so, they'll hike prices of clothes to enjoy from your Eterna loot. (If I hear loot! )

You better budget for two (you know now) before you reach your destination and start Stalking them onye beke.

anyanwu58:
Bros carry that give Mercy and reach an agreement on how many kiss she go give u per day. I think you will be more happier than when you lose it trying to make a fast money in a short time. LOL..............

Bros, welcome from your sabbatical leave. Hope you did get married last year.

While I share the fun in your post, permit me to mention that I was expecting you to link Mercy with JIJO. She's a jolly good fellow (discount the stalking by Agbalowomeri ) and shouldnt be linked with such service, without proper caveat.

@Aloaye: With all humility and utmost respect for the person of Masiyiwa, I find some of these quotes that surface during the Bears amazing (I won't say amusing)

Except he is talking about buying IPOs, then being an OWNER has never been less risky than being a TRADER. Does he have investments in Nigeria, where OWNERS can wake up one day and see a 100 for 1 share reconstruction?

Capital market investment has never been more than basic principles: WHY do you want to buy a stock? WHEN do you plan to quit the stock? WHAT will you do if situations turn out contrary to your plan?

These questions apply to TRADERS, INVESTORS, OWNERS, BORROWERS, LENDERS, COWBOYS, MEN IN BLACK, FUND MANAGERS... name it.

mercylicious:


Are u saying DT d recent bull in contain, eternal etc was stage managed by d men in black?
Even though I walk through d shadow of bears, I fear no evil.

Per 'contain', the recent trade dynamics suggests that it could be the handiwork of some pro traders, not necessarily the men in black.

Per 'eternal', a recent rally remains to be seen. Even with my magnifying lens, I nor gree see am.

Meanwhile, if the 'men in black' (as myjoy08 will have it) is what I'm thinking, then I really doubt they have the time for the stocks above.

#we are STILL making money this year