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@myjoy08: Nna ehn Your prayers provide the needed effect in these "critical times hard to deal with". Your exertions and almost unshakable belief that the market would soar around 3rd-4th week of August remains clear in my mind.

The NSE may revise park price to NGN 0.001 if they wish to; FPI may grind to an all-time low; GTB, NESTLE, and DangCEM may park if they also wish to...as long as Nigeria is still alive and the listed coys haven't closed shop, there will still be money to make.

Oga Aks: Cash has ALWAYS been king since 1929. The Great Depression suffered me in those days!

@Madam Mercy: You are actually one of the "Many" I had in mind in my last post. You don buy your suckers, abi your co-farmers never release their own money? Smart lady! (not woman...as per African wey you be )

Yeah, I saw the GD. I sometimes monitor the charts more than my portfolio...wetin poor outsider go do? In fact, when I saw the greens on Monday, I smiled. The following day, I saw the minute volumes used to initiate the greens across board... then I smelled a rat.

In short, the buses I had planned entering nor reach the next junction, na so-so reverse dem reverse.

@hotcakes: Perhaps it's only an envious or insecure fellow who will not admire PW and Dexter. They deluge us with ALL we need to know...I really like this...but some people don't! (RE: Those baba isale that Dexter has been kowtowing to)

@kotlass : I was wondering how you knew passwelle was becoming a clown...until I read your last post.

@Dexterax: Your allocation of percentages to keys for success on the NSE buttresses what Oga Aks has been preaching for decades: that fundamentals isn't weighty enough on the NSE. But you left out a vital point - TIME. passwelle has got ample time for JIJO... Many people too on this forum will probably earn more from the NSE if their day-job permits them.

@immanuello: my oga, you dey try o!

@Dexterax: You are sharing your wish, yet again ; later we will be told of how another revered member of this forum advised you not to take-on Emma.

Nna ehn, you made me lose my temperature But you can mend things the covert way...lest thou see me in thy dreams.

#a slight (?quasi) pullback on the rally, though.

sys007:
Anybody here knows the minimum amount of money required for opening a brokerage account with either of the following stockbrokers?
1. Vetiva Securities Limited
2. FSDH Securities
I will appreciate views on above stockbrokers in terms of execution of mandates, customer service and other stuff about them. Which one would you advise I use (for someone currently living outside the country). Thanks

Out of the TWO houses above, I shall advise you to choose Meritrade (not Ameritrade o!). But, Sir, if you don't like how "Meritrade" sounds, you make consider Morgancapitalgroup.

Disclosure: I own no shares in the above listed firms.

www.meritrade.com
www.morgancapitalgroup.com

Have a blessed (bullish) week ahead.

There is this guy called PW on NSEMPA. He easily passes for the highest number posts/day. But his comments are VERY incisive. In short, he has been "killing me softly" with astute erudition. Thumbs up, man! (I can almost bet you're not married, though)

PS: I guess you admitted my helplessness the other time. Bro, it's not easy to be a security man in another man's land. Can't even remember the last time I checked my portfolio...whether d thing still get blood or I hab bleed pinish

@Dexter: Only your highly-rated and awaited CWA stalking report can prevent this dude from displacing your seat in my mind.

Sorry NSEMPA for this monologue. It's not the usual Stock Pick Alert or the ridiculous waiting for GTB @ #0.50 junction...but who needs a stock pick alert in these "critical times hard to deal with"?

The lower border of the y-axis of some stocks is being readjusted downwards and someone is speaking bullish reversal pattern.

Is this a joke or something else?

#wetin eyes no go see for NSEMPA

In fact, dude yaff kee me softly

chai

...the range of uncertainty is uncertain,
possibility is impossible.

With this 1000 mg of Dexter dose, I shall sleep well this nite.

@passwelle: You can't do this to me. I have enjoyed many unquoted weeks and I cherish them.

Dexter: u sef no ask the question well.

Should be sth like this: Fellow house who se AGLEvetis. Where is born2berich and stockbull? Pls, what is there business and who are there directors. Should we buy now?



@Agbalowomeri: chai!

@passwelle: #thumbsup

@kotlass: You called it 'futile attempt', I'll call it a wild-goose chase, for this is a liberal and anonymous forum. Sincerely, I'm cool with jokes and fun (investors need to cool off, you know). But my post was more of a call for 'more' maturity, and human psychology shouldn't preclude that. Should it?

@Chibueze: Please, don't leave NSEMPA! We still love you.

Dumexy baba: U no go kee me oh! How the Emirs for your side? As you just show face now hit person below the belt, how about people wey been dey pump Oxygen with their prophecies all these while?

Methinks this thread has been deluged with sentiments - positive and negative - for too long. I think it will be a good idea if forum members desist from rushing here to type whatever thought/suggestion you have in mind.

If anyone has concrete facts or is absolutely sure of an insider info, you may share cos we're bnsitl . But for fake prophecies, dreams or hearsays...some people share such news innocently (maybe like Chibuking81), but others may be kidding or using it as P n D strategy. Though readers reserve the right to overlook any comment, emotions and recall of sentiments have a way of influencing hunches and reactions to other people's comments.

RE: My earlier post today to Oga Agba... The market has a mind of its own...even if anyone is doubly sure of what will happen...or your charts analyses sure you die!

In all, LISTEN MORE and TALK LESS...SPEAK ONLY WHEN YOU HAVE TO
#MS

Dexter, your level has moved from "u no go kee me oh" to "ure killing me softly".

Wetin you mean by "soft" kwa? Is it like the "perfect intersection of lower arcs that qualifies a proper...."?

@Oga Agbalowomeri: You are beginning to prophesy more than our ordained prophet. He has cooled down recently. You don't need to pressure yourself to forecast the market except, of course, if your frequent calls are just part of the whole "game". #justsaying. #oneluv

@Paito wa ihedi...: U no go kee me oh!

Each time you guyz shine these teeth, I find myself laughing uncontrollably. It's like dope! Abeg, make una stop am oh before my people quarantine me!

Maybe Seun should limit the maximum number to 3...but then, currentprice will continue shinning the maximum 3 at the slightest opportunity. (omaojo1 and Joysmart, una sef don join dem?)

@Chillisauce: This is the forum of teeth, so I welcome you with

Meristem is good for the diaspora. It features among the top 10 dealers by volume and value. I don't see them running out of business anytime soon. But "impossible is nothing"!

Your online activity depends on how much is at stake. Would you rather sleep with both eyes closed while your HOUSE is near an inferno? You may also invest in stable stocks rather than JAPAUL, Unity, Oxygen e.t.c (I hope I don't get maced ). But again, "impossible is nothing", stable stocks can fail...while Oxygen can make you rich!

Dexterax: Emmm, about that bet, how far are you willing to go?

Ogbeni, are you discounting my moniker? You don see where a sage dey throw dice before -Aristotle, Socrates dem? Even if a sage would wager, wouldn't he rather do so with the simpleton next door; or you want a professional bettor like you fall his hands

BTW, kindly revert to that post and observe the phrase: "can almost".

Dexterax: I have it on my charts actually. I'm hoping I can identify the same conditions that occurred last year and position accordingly.

If lightning never strikes twice on the same spot, then your "hoping" for "same conditions" may remain an unfulfilled one. I also have been 'scoping' this coy, no less than passwelle vs. ACCESS and one thing is certain - liquidity.

I can almost bet that before Q3 '15 an upside would be attained, perhaps not as impressive as the latest. Now, call this monkey hunting if you will.

Dexterax:

Bruv, you dey shine teeth! Way forward:

1. Where is the parry? Buka or Mama Ejiro...my delight is isi-ewu.

2. Which coy are you eyeing for your next largesse?

This one wey everybody dey hail this Dexter. Abeg, make I pour some acid

Ogbeni, how many units you get there? Your holding reach Dumexy baba's own?? U made 59% on your Oxygen atoms, how many you don lose on top Okomu You intended a show-off, then you started with some "intellectual humility" gambit. Boss, abeg park!

#justclowningnoni
#allnawash
#coolprofit

soloniger: [b][/b][b][/b]200 or 100 trucks?

Money hunting noni.

Oga mi Charles, you may kindly substitute "majority of" for "real" in my last post. I also included an elaboration in the bracket .

And your reply raises the questions: How many businessmen are you talking about? Knowing they can't possibly account for your quoted figure, could there be other players?

#Cowboyism is real...
#playing forex with a dom. acc.

@nitrogen: I would think you understand Dexter's post because you have never appeared as a learner. IMO, this is the least of Dexter's wordsmithery...even the most purblind shouldn't be clueless.

For the benefit of doubt, he [Dex] has extended his Cowboyism hypothesis to 'retail' banking. And he can't be more correct!

@Charlesnerd: 'Nigerians' as you used it, doesn't necessarily imply your next door neighbour. For all you care, the real Nigerians (quoted by UN Dollar/day ranking) would hardly consider a dom. account. Abraham Marslow's pyramid gives a clearer picture.

I'm still at a loss to the cultural aspects of this phenomenon. It is basically 21st century capitalism fuelled by globalisation. #shikena

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passwelle: Access sha

Boss, you just dey shadow Access sha. Biko, take it easy o.

@Oga mi myjoy: SHOULD WE STILL BUY MORE On O? What do you se in this stock Who are there directors?

See MASSIVE temptation to prophesy! But Oga stockbull didn't fall; he only said the bears will... the same way our main prophet said "the bulls will return in a matter of days", but bears been chopping off currentprice () since then.

@SWG1: Your PUD, rather than PRUD tickles my fancy. *u know now*

@ayztech: Your bench-warming sef o di nma. You see, a dim very, VERY loaded and I have enough for two. How many molecules of Oxygen do you need? But wait o, instead of benching you fit dey wire me funds na make i dey do the needful. Disclosure: I have NEVER scammed nor have I been scammed.

ASHAKACEM, ETI: #lipsealed.

DANGCEM no go kee me o, literally.

All the hangman doji FCMB is sharing... If those striking the daily lows were reading this comment, I would appeal to them for a gap down.

Dexterax: @Moneysage...

Yeah mehn. Well it's all good and fine the near-reverse happened instead. Like I typed, if Okechukwu Enelamah, Pascal Dozie and the other board members of ACA are getting in bed with Bobby, the ex-Barclays cowboy, then the finance parry just started mehn...

UBN, making peeps smile since the days of Lagos Stock Exchange. I hesitated a bit @8.1 (didn't know the bosses were getting in bed). Buh it's all good.

#we're still making money this year.

*Busy thread*

@Oga Aks: Nice recall. I love the fact this thread brings out the gift of prophecy hidden in peeps. And the prophecy about Fidson has been defended, yet again. Let's see how it turns...I'm really interested in this coy.

@ayztech: No shaking joor. She is just a friend... (I remember a song with that chorus). U sef dey inside Oxygen tank or Skye fleet?

@Dexterax: I remember you asked about the exit of a firm from UBN. I guess the converse has happened and the currentprice( ) is singing the same tune.

What are you people saying gan?

Joysmart: Nne, Mma mma o!

Toluway, you no go kee me o, literally. You began with some verbosity and then ended with "who are mine". Boss, this is not the real Tolu. Kindly do the needful.

#justsaying #before those who want the quality of this thread upped prey on you #no offense intended

donclark: Replying u would only lose me some fibres of skin...get a life!

Mehn, chillax. Ogbeni park! (in Dexterax' voice)

Bro, I understand how you feel. Not everyone will accept you for who you are. You only owe yourself a duty to introspect and make amendments where necessary. This is a faceless forum, you may not benefit so much from a brawl here. For all you care, Sir, we have big men in here...like CEO of Morgan Capital Group, Seasoned Economists, Prof. of Stat, P.A to the P.A to the gov'nor, IT gurus and Shrewd Stockists....pastors and prophets sef dey

Biko, ehn, just calm down and let this night pass briskly...for joy comes in the morning.

Best wishes as you meet the CSL staffer...I hope she turns out beautiful too, you know

*He was winning the squabble, really, until his anxiety overwhelmed him. She maintained her onslaught. They remain two of my admired forumites.* :Moneysage.

@Audacius: welcome, bro. Kedu?

@Joysmart: abi make me sef chat you up on whatsapp? We shall talk plantation tinz.

@ALL ogas: Mehn, the response to @donclark was killing! If I was the one, i fit don throway my fone. I think we should know people who gate-crash by their fruit (expressions) and try to guide them aright as warmly as possible. @passwelle, @Agbalowomeri: chai...DRG ooo

My moniker was unable to comment for some days because I used the real coy name, rather than Oxygen. For once, I felt like I was living in China.