Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

As in, Pls die for me

XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like

maybe thats me...but i love being bitten instead,or being chocked or anything pain,it do give me some unexplained thrills

Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her

Is she Nigerian ?!?

Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly y oung man like me.

Manchi say nah elderly young man like him

XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like

Runaway from girls like this from her comment I know this is what she looks like.

Monaco2:


Is she Nigerian ?!?

Yeah but I'm not mentioning no tribe

Focusingmore:
I bleeped an Hausa girl who acted like she wasn't into sex. I did my first round she just laid there like a log of wood. So I decided to get dressed, next thing i know she locks me by the neck saying i must finish what i started. I had to call my friend to rescue me.

My friend had to beg me to finish the job, which I did under duress.

Bro, hausa babes dey easy?

E get one man! Mr freaky freaky who likes to bleeb in hotel rooms cos he cant come except he sees a woman urinating...once it is time to cum oga will tell babe to ipen her pussy wide and pee on the bed and Mr nasty nasty will start peeing out his sperm simultaneously.

This is why some freaky men like to watch women pee

DGoldenJenny:
May God have mercy on you all.
of all these experiences, What have you got.
i mean, of what use are they?

they sound disgusting and horrible.
WHAT A STENCH.

I really pity you...

I was in 300 level and she asked me to buy her dog of 40,000. Me wey dey chop #50 beans with #50 naira bread.

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

Nawa o

Noblebrown7:
Once dated a girl who usually come to my place with a gun in her purse. Then one day, she asked me to help her keep it. I told her that my room isn't an armory mbok.. If it's bible & church hymnaries, fine, I'll gladly help you keep it, but definitely not a pistol. THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED THAT DAY.

Omo SOlDieR. You never DRink BlooD

Omo all the girls no even share their story . Fear nigerian babes oh. Na so I meet one for arab ... got to know she dey eat poo and drink urine of arabos. This babe is damn rich...i stopped kissing all arab babes oh.

Na God save me from my gf(ex) 1 she ask me to suck her kpekus I did and the thing taste like salt . 2. she ask me to fucck her during her period I did. the thing was like magic, till one day we had some issues and I told her your charm won't work on me this time that was how we ended the relationship. Thank God for my life.

tolugar:
She said I should give her money.


Dick went flat. Didn’t blame it though
Who does that.





Them broke girls.

Your dick went flat at the mention of money?? You must be Dead Broke Ass Morafacka

ask me to kiss her ass

One of my friend just got back from the UK, he called me that day and we met with another of our friends, we hunged out later that evening and after the normal balling things we invited some call girls and booked an hotel room. It’s was a single bedroom we lodged in that hotel, so the girls we carried were 3 as usual then the real deal began, the girls my guys carried were not really performing but men the one I did with was just squirting all night. I really see that shiit happen in porn but I really enjoyed it my friends had to kpainsh the girl too, she was just squirting all night. Even the other two girls were just jealous.

Imagine a new girl wey I just toast telling me to come n lick her pussy say Dem her friend talk say e dey sweet nobody never du am for her before

I'm here to read lies

osamz007:



Bro, hausa babes dey easy?

I can't generalise, but it seems you can access the poor ones easily i think.

suaveBrother:
... hehe the comments here are just hilarious ...

Brother laugh wan kill me

One wey I bang for night eh reach early morning she ask me to lead worship song for morning devotion.... Oboy I form evil spirit oooh I no lead anything stupid girl

Focusingmore:


I can't generalise, but it seems you can access the poor ones easily i think.

Hmm, I go look into the case of my neighbors the girl fine but Dem no poor

XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like

I like your Grammer construction! Can I write you ?

Liliantalks:
A nigga told me he was going to tie my hands and blindfold me during sex that he loved it better that way.. I told him no n never picked he’s calls

Lol. It’s called Slave and master sex!

XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like

.. Everyone just asked me why I was laughing out loud.

Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

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To suck that thing

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

Hahahaha, if u see the way i bust laugh, my wife shocked asking what happen..hahahahaha,

XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like

That guy must be a descendant from the Suarez's forefathers.

make i think small

Agbaya ni yin sir

Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.