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Make una kuku turn am to errand boy

SpaceGoat:
You finally found out a new male guy and youre afraid maybe he is in experience? this question is always ask by female girls everytime.
this thing call virgin is really bad but virgin male guys can be very trickish to spot. i will reveal their secret

1. You will see hole on his bedroom wall and on his bed
this is the ultimate numba one cue !! whenever you pay the next visit to youre boyfriend look at walls and bed in his bedroim if they have hole then he is virgin !! that is where he stick is thing inside evertime he is alone. run for you life!!

2 He will be suprise when you wear bra and pant
next time youre with you guy test him like this "wear bikimi and come to him" normal guy will say " why did you wear bra and paint ?? " virgin will say "aah you wear bra and pant" virgins dont recognise clues of sex hint

3.Fear of cockroach and lizard
is their one reason why virgin male guys has not get girl to have sex? Fear !! these will manifest in all their daily life. if lizard enter youre room and he ran that he cant kill it o this is a big virgin indication!!

4.you see many empty vasline
male guy virgin will always have vasline!! its their numba one asset, if you see vasline in his place ask him what it is fo?" he will normally say i use it to cream cos its good on skins !!! lie lie lie

5.His boxer will brown
scientis as found out virgin male guy dont take care of their prevate part because they know nobody is going to view it, these being why there boxer is always brown from dirty especially there boxer. ladies beware

these are the cues to note to no a virgin male guy. tank

You must have been carrying out these practices. Typing from experience

Better than all those unfaithful LovePeddler-lords.
Pls whats her sound track like. aah aah aah baby right there or something machine like

Abortions:
***Say "YEA" 2 Fvck,"NO" 2 ABORTIONS***WORD***






OK SHE KEPT DISTURBIN 4 WEEKS N I FINALLY InVIteD hER 4 A FVCK SHOW yESTER-NIGHT N WEN SHE CAME I KNACKED HER PUNA SO HArd ThAT SHE STARTED FARTIN..AS I WAS KNACKIN D PUSSY It WAS MAKIN SOUND Kpa Kpa Pra KaPraKpra PApAPakRA Buh UNFORTUNATELY THE SOUND OF HER MESS JOIN BUH I tHOUGHT IT WAS oNLY HER pUSSY dAh wAS PRODUCIN DAh SOUND NT KNOWIN DAH SHE Was USIN DAH AS AN aDVANTAGE 2 FaRT COMFORTABLY...Naso rOOM COM START 2 SMELL n I ASKED HER "BAE WAS DAH?" BUH SHE REFUSE 2 TELL ME D TRUTH N SHE KNW VERY WELL I HATE LieS..SO I VEXed N STOOd Up N I INSTANTLY LOST THE GREAT APPETITE I HAD 4 HER PusSY,deN i WENT OUTSIDE 2 RECEIVE SOME NATURAL AIR COS HER FART SMELL DIE IT WAS SUFFOCATING ME..SHE kNEW VERY WELL DAH SHE FVCKED UP SO SHE WOKE UP THIS MORNIN,PACKEd HER PANTIES N BRAS N LEFT WITHOUT SAYIN GUDMONIN BUH I nO SEND Am NT iNTERESTED IN HER BIG NYASH AGAIN..BIG NYASH WEY GET PLENTY SH!T INSYD n SHE WAS EVEN INSISTIN WE DO ANAL,SO SHE WANTED 2 FART ON mY D!CK n POLUTTE iT..I DIN'T KNW SHE IS DAh WICKED,WE LIVE IN A VERY WICKED WORLD,...Y ARE GALS SO WICKED OR iZ iT ONLY HEr?...PLS ADVICE!

HEr PiSHURE UPLOADING...21%

Your stupidity loading @ 120%

oooooommm what is this.
These bunch of girls are wearing nyash, if you doubt me bring them to my place i will post result later.

Are you done? mitchew

When fucking her, the breast will be a good fulcrum.

All dem girls all be like humm disgusting but she go gladly bleep and expliot that dick full time

Being an introvert isn't really a bad thing, it keeps you away from trouble and hierecy. Am an introvert yet communicate effectively with people. Its really about you. The way you perceive people and situations around you really is up-to you.

ThiS bolaji is big mistake of a man. Weak sperm way miss road

"Rape 17 year old girls on different occasions" and they never deemed it fit to speak-up. How was he able to lure them over and over again. The young girls must have savored the moment, you know fucking one dick at the same time.

She did good. Kudos to her

aah no matter the degree you get for totololgy, no man can satisfy an expanded pussy.

When konji hold man, rite of passage for the brain is entirely blocked.
Bro she's lusting and you guys are gonna end up fucking each other.
Jussssssssssst wait

Stevengerd:
How?

If you make out with her, you'll discover her vagina will be too loose that's if you know your babe well enough.

Yes

konjinus:
I am in trobu o pls my babe travel asin for bus to her state and only the sister is around so I strol small to her house for their area so the sister met me at home another time later sha but my prick no stand so one day that is tomoro be that she come I buy am coke but the babe asin set sha so devil desive me to nack am for the chair so now she say belle dey catch her abeg nairaland wat is the problem and advise tnx.

Where your sense go the day you bleep am.

My bro na you give am belly so accept your fucking responsibility.
Some amount of your sperm must have dripped out before you withdrew.

Once she bleeps someone else i will know as long as it's not up to two days.

I go swear for any bastard way try near me with him propeller. You won drill bore-hole for my nyash

Fame333:
op, She's just trying to make you jealous.. can't you see?

she need more of your attention and i bet she loves you dearly.?

and the doctors call anf all are all fabricated stories to make you jealous and for you to do the right thing at the right time.

she telling you in excess that she will walk away if you don't ask her hand in marriage now.

some times i wonder why men can't see when a women is pulling their leg.
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goodluck

Which kind bloody stupid selfish love she get. Why would i make her jealous if i loved her. The babe na confirm certified carry-come cheat.

From my previous experience, bro ditch the babe and let someone with more honor in her come.
She lashed out at you for not coming to the convocation because she wanted to vent her anger on you (the had issues on that convocation day), and also make you feel guilty.

Is the beauty of a woman now measured by the number of men she's able to Bleep or brains or body endowment.

One annoying thing about these so called stray queens is that they think they are wiser than the next person.

No wonder Zeus had to leave his abode to Bleep a mortal. Damn boobs

lilmaydee:
There was this girl in my old neighbourhood. After chyking her, she said I sholud give her time to think about it. This babe began to avoid me. Unfortunately, I saw her that evening coming back from an errand. I ran after her. The following conversation:
Me: wassup
Babe: I'm fine
Me: I had been looking for u all over the place
Babe: what happened, did I steal or kill somebody?
Me: no, its just that since our last discussion I didn't set my eyes on u again.
Babe: which discussion was that?
Me: so u have forgotten, k. Let me remind u. I told u I love u so much and I will want u to be my gf
Babe: laughing! See let me tell u the truth, the energy u want to start wasting in chasing me up and down, use it to make money. Mtcheeeeew!
I didn't know when tears dropped from my eyes. This happened. When I was 17years just outta secondary school

lol..........She gave you a good advice thou

I need to lick, suck and Bleep that pussy. well packaged

Papi time to gbawa door. Free the idiot she ain't worth your effort.

Mavin1:
Must you mention Aba, Mtcheew

Aba na industrious area

It better be classic cinema movie not all these made in 51 pound road aba.

My brother aah na so you dey do after you don straff am abi. All expense trip paid by her abi. Olodo, onye eberibe, apari akwa la gi. Slay king