ajalawole:
when food no dey wetin man go do. Or u wen make we dey faint together

If I hear, as if to faint na cinema movies

ajalawole:
Cucumber i use to eat on rice almost everyday

com na evyday u dey faint niii?

[quote author=NwaAmaikpe post=57695674]

We have heard.

Abba Kyari is better than Jack Bauer
Nigerian police can catch every criminal except Shekau and Tompolo...
Nonsense!!!


Back to the real question...

[b]Where is Buhari?( How many times do I av to ans dis question on NL? Kk oo Buhari is in Saudi Arabia for Itikharf ooo n he is goin to b bck after Ramadan kk)

Case close

Mak him com try am for Lagos kk, den him go knw say Jesus neva revisit Lagos state say na ambode b our gov

Apologies accepted jaree Reekado Omo dada nii iwo jaree, on behalf of d faithful Ladies as dere Pressy, We don accept kk

I knw say na Woman go comments on dis topic most : op n other guyz wait n see oo

both of dem ee, d lord is dere strength walahi

seunny4lif:
How is that our problem
Make we hear word ooolloh
When will Buhari come back

( after Ramadan nii jooor he is fasting in Saudi Arabia for now kk)

judgedredd22:


òmó surulere!

Wat I do ooo?

ote author=Chikelue2000 post=57621180]Please where is our President?[/quote]

I saw him dis morning in Saudi Arabia, he is performing Hiticarf kk

[quote author=Chikelue2000 post=57621180]Please where is our President?[/quote I saw him yesterday @ umurah is Saudi Arabia

Wetin com concern us for dis one now?

And so, another Person pikin wey no b senator no dey graduate? Abii mak we pause our fast nii? Abeg mak una park well jareee: time to brk don dey reach ojaree

Enuguboy4nsk:

As in eee..that's why as a doctor I don't think I can marry my colleague ..damn too boring

see the other colleague I was dating... always serious and worst be say she no sabi fvck well

Ahaha blood of Chisos '' Bleep well shaa'' kk na. I don note dat one kk

[quote author=24sqm post=57587695]Mine cheated and got pregnant in the process & was compelled to marry the dude.

She later called few years later to apologize.


Girls, girls, girls..... Their matter tire person.




(Still looking for my missing rib tho)
Look no more, am here

Madam,try get close to d mom too kk by doing dat u might learn more things dat maks him more close to his mum n u strt doing som part of does stuffs kk, b4 u knw it u wnt av to complaints agn kk

Tonto is high seriously

Tana Rocks

Abeg mak I go buy koloo dey save money for dis car ooo

Jst passing by, GM yaa All

Afobear:
fine ...you no fine

carry your wowo attenrion seeking whorism outta her for real biatch

Go thank ur God say I no see ur pisho 4 here, I 4 design ur future shapely [color=#990000][/color] :

Afobear:
fine ...you no fine

carry your wowo attenrion seeking whorism outta her for real biatch

Does ur village winch hasn't stop casting dere spell on u,its vy vy obvious wereee omo

maberry:
this kind news today again?
may God not let anybody reading this post appear on nairaland or any news outlet for unfortunate reasons

Amiiiiiiiiiiiin oooooooooooooo

NwaAmaikpe:

Bushmeat as gift to a bushman who married a bushwoman as third wife.

I pray those grasscutters give him Ebola.

Kilodee weytin d man do u na?

Na must mak u ask us nii? Abeg ask Google ojaree dis is too for al dis trash

kadupee:
Do you want to submit yourself for raping?

Must u smoke weeds? Ogaaa oooo

[quote author=kadupee post=57492079] Do you want to submit yourself for raping?[/quote

Must u smoke weeds? Ogaa oooo

God knws wen my own pre- wedding picx go com FP, abeg I won sleep ojaree

Like seriously, wat is dis world turning to plsss?

dessz:
we the Eagle's Eye division is very disappointed on this nameless report.

modified:
this resembles the punishment my teacher used to give me(though he used the dustbin for me to carry) whenever he caught me toasting those small girls

Eagle's Eye koo Opolo Eye nii, abeg mak una park well for una division jaree

emmatuxz:
what is PONYOR

Yes wat is ponyor? Somborii explain oooo

kadupee:
E seun e pada ijama titan o

Na wa oo, wat re u saying? As in, I dnt get