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Missy B:
Na you sabi O.
See the way you wan spell the name finish . . . well I'll help you out . . .

Nlanders Nike is inlove with Chamo*** .Lmao


_{ps:tis jst a joke for readers who will quickly read meanings to it.
She actually hmmm . . hmmm . . . hmmm . . . well she asked me not to tell.}

Lord of Mercy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You betta get your pancake butt over here and modify before he finds out

Oya, where is tumfulu MissyB has a thing for you

stillwater:
Na wa o. How do you people manage putting up your pics? They guys on NL fear me, abeg

liessssssssssssssss

eldee:
How about . . . I know he's been sarcatic, let me not start assuming things??

No. How about "Let's assume Let's assume you had no intention of being sarcastic. . . ."?

lmao!!! omg!! you're wicked

Ok, am sorry, dnt tell [i]our [/i]secret about Cham**.

Brother in Christ ko brother in Seun Osewa ni

richo:
@morenike
are u nigerian?

No, am Chinese
Yes, am Nigerian. Look at my siggy

DaPhoenix:
Size doesn't matter. _{Come on. . .}

lmao!!

lmao!!! Yes, I wish

Hot pix Take it slow on that Chinese bf of yours na

eldee:
I said it already, sarcasm is too complicated for you shallow brain to decipher
Don't worry, I'll start spelling out my posts for people like you to understand
Bite me

lmao. . . . is someone in a mood?
I'm the last one to say does not understand sarcasm.
But since you implied that my "shallow" brain cannot decipher sarcasm, why don't leave it at that.

Abi, if I didn't know/understand that you were trying [/i]to be sarcastic, why would I have mentioned [i]"Let's assume you had no intention of being sarcastic"?

richo:
@moronike
u can't date naija guys? am sure u experienced a huge heart break. . . so what guys are u now goin to date? people from niger republic are also called nigerians! can u date cute nigerians from niger? abi they are bad like us?

Ghanian men still dey, thank you!

Heart break? maybe 2-4yrs ago? but does it concern the thread?

lmao

richo:
so u have upgraded from rich men to all nigerian men? pitty us naw

ok if u date one of those despirate nairaland guys who places posts every where lookin for girls i think he will stay with you for long

Na, sorry, I can't date you

eldee:
I give up . . . u're sad
You try to remove sarcasm from a sarcastic punchline and you want it to make sense??

Even without it removed, it still makes no sense

Check out her new pix!

damn

@post
Ekiti men are playas

Naija men can't stay too long with one woman

Naija women knows how to cook.^{hell yea}

tope2000:
Well, arent u guys too tired of naija chics are so fake and still can't leave them be
I'm not surprised morenike hasnt dated a romantic guy before because the % of romantic naija guy is 0% to 5%

Actually, I have He just turned out to be a playa.
Let me tell ya this, ekiti men are playas.

richo:
why? abeg eldee if u are capable of banning me sorry abeg oh!!! ^{it has takin so long and am yet to achieve ma 1000 posts goal}

rotflmao! I meant eldee is a sex addict, he'd buy a plane ticket as soon as he reads this

eldee:
I hate it when you begin to sound fickle . . . you can't detect sarcasm at this age

That's why I said "LET'S ASSUME YOU DID NOT TYPE THAT WITH THE INTENTION OF BEING SARCASTIC"
Or do you still not understand that I was trying to ignore the sarcastic tone in what you wrote?
Olodo ara oko

ibkaye:
@topic
Chinese men have small joysticks (what I heard o)

Girl, even my Chinese friend told me this.

She has a black man. Once you go black, you never go back

No, I like men that are not playas
Rich men can be non-players na. the rest of the 2%

@post
Black women know how to take care fo their men

White women can't cook

Blondes are idiots

Hispanic men are too short

French men are romantic

Iraqi men are sexist

Rich men are dumb

richo:
thanx ibk!!


@morenike

not all rich boys are players!!!!

Not all of them, but let's just assume 98% of them are players

eldee:
You actually think I'm sexist??
Aight why've I not said 'Brit chics are fakers'??

Oh . . . maybe I'm just hating on y'all cus u're black
YES . . . ask the ex-cons that are searching desperately for acceptance . . . even jobs

Let's assume you did not type that with the intention of being sarcastic, are some brit chics not black too?

Abegi!! You're hating on us because you want [/b]to.
Give us another reason. Naija men are faker than [b]aluminum cotton.

richo:
rich boys are players ^{i hya this all the time and its annoying}

They are

_{That SOB!!}

eldee:
The fact that you see it as wrong means it's not a norm
Nigerian chics are fake . . . it's a proven fact

w/e

richo:
girls actually care about looks. . . its easier for a cute guy to yan a chic than a guy with coconut head!!!

your story

rickky421:
Oh women do care a lot about looks. They will look past it if you have money.

Please, some naija men don't look bearable even with money.
Leave that one jor.

@post
It's not the look, it's how he carries out himself.

eldee:
Nah . . . difference is . . . in you example, you used 'wife'
In my example . . .

Nah . . . I go to ask for forgiveness
She goes back and she's still in the choir

ughhhh. You ARE IMPOSSIBLE!!!
You, the same guy that was screaming "Goddddddddddddddd" while having sex is the same guy leading the chior.
Should that take that as being fake?


@post
Naija men are not romantic

Naija women know how to treat their men

eldee:
Nah . . . when you're fake, you lose ur integrity
Even God can't buy that back for you

Oh yea, yea right!
Naija men preserve their integrity by . . . .

eldee:
That's not using God's name in vain . . . that's using God's name to escape food poisoning
Yeah . . . but we don't go to church the next day to 'lift hands in worship'

Dude, you're so sexist it's not funny

So when women say they're fasting, they're fake.
When men say they're not hungry, they want to escape food poisoning

lmao! So what do you go to church the next day to do?
Look at every passing boobs or moving hips?