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oga o.

Na me you dey insult?

Wonder why I didn't want to sleep with ya? na your snoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! chei!! even the birds don evacuate our area.

na erry body you dey miss.

n-g, no mind her o

kokoye:
I recorded my the wifey snoring and played it back for her - she no send me o.

She did the same to me.

But i swear say she dey snore pass me sha.

rotflmao!! ee gbadun

@post
I don't think I can sleep with a snoring partner

This thread is so premature

Nope, never had LICE.

rotflmao!!

kokoye:
Morenike, how come I knew you would want to be nice?

Abegi!

Nice ke?

I can't think about shooting someone, even though its a joke.

No one

I sit and watch, while she finds me food

Baby J, those pix are so gross.

But what is the point of the circumcision?

Second wife? rotflmao.

_{He dares not}

Cipriani:
@ruby Abeg were U dey I don mis U die. this isnt fair. U no say U B my 1st love 4 NL. no treat me like this. Na only U I go dey follow follow. Hit me when U're back. LOL LOL no quit NL

eya. Cipriani, pkele

MrCrackles:
feign epilepsy!

StephenP:
Chastity belt?

omoovie:
Hmm!! Let me tell you what I did!

This dude followed me around like a shadow slabbing on foot for a distance of 10.32 km (trust me I counted)! He told me he wanted me to be his wife, I should introduce him to my parents and friends, blah blah blah! At the time, we were in secondary school oh! See me see WAEC trouble! When I saw he wouldn't take a hint and we were 1 km from my house, I went jungle book MARA and pursued him brandishing a neighbour's firewood!

This is a last resort please. Don't pursue men while brandishing firewood esp. in the US. or UK. You will be thrown in jail.

Suddenly "speaking in tongues" also helps!

rotflmao!! omg!!!!!!!!
wait, brandishing firewood ke?

Okija_juju:
O.k now forgive me if it sounded like I got you wrong. But I also think you have also got me wrong.

Let me use moi for example.
I love to cook. I not a fan of cleaning, but cooking and dishes are no problems for me. I am also very good with kids. Now although I have no problems doing these things, I'll be damned if a woman tries to make it my duty to do these around the house.
If a man willingly opts to do these things, no problem. But women should stop expecting us to add these chores to our list of things to do, if we don't do them it shoud be no big deal.

And that's where you got the poster wrong.
My idea of a domesticated man is not one that takes over my house work, but one that tries to help and makes sure there's order in the house.

Okija_juju:
"A domesticated man" How does that sound to your ears??

sounds sweet.

Okija_juju:
A king does not have to do anything. Thats why he is king.

And you dare to call some women lazy?
A king that does nothing to bring order into his castle loses his castle.

Okija_juju:
Did you just mistakingly describ women?? Or do you honestly think men are quick tempered.

lol generalization is a b****, so let me say MOST naija men are quick tempered.
They're like angry screaming apes most of the time.
Seriously,I'd so love it if Naija men learn to deal with their temper.

Okija_juju:
We are the king, the boss and the lord of our castle.
Now listen, this might be the 21st century, but you had better get with the program. My great grandmums did it, my grand mum did it, my mum did it. So I see no reason why you can't.

Women of this generation are just plain lazy, and then they try to hide behind the gender equality curtain to make it look lije our fault.

It is a Man's world, If you get a "domesticated" man you are lucky, but don't expect us all to roll over and play bitch.

The last mistake you'll want to make is to get me wrong.

Ok, listen up! I'm not encouraging women to be lazy, or women to ignore their "duty" as a wife/mother just because of their job. That's not issue here.

The point I'm trying to make is that men can still help their women. Nothing wrong with them helping out once in a while, like, bath the kids, take the kids to school, clean up after themselves. I mean, don't just leave the towel on the floor after bathing, don't just expect his wife to cook for him every time.

Sure, men love to believe themselves kings and boss of their castle. Absolutely nothing wrong with that.
But the king does not sit on his throne and does nothing.
Tell me, what does a king do?

I'm sorry to say, but your ploy is very foolish.
So what happens when he finds out you cheated on him.
You think he'll then trust you to tell you about him? nansense

kokoye:
ever hear of 'Fodi' ??

it's a special kind of moin moin made by some old woman back home - we were addicted to it so peple around us used to tell us the old woman used to prepare it with butt juice. Hence the name Fodi.

We did not care o, because it was sweet.

Are you asking me? lol!
I might have, but just can't rem. the name.
Fodi? can't rem. it. Is it the moin moin wrapped in leaf?

olateej:
really like her but i don't seem to love anymore and i know she does is there anything i can try to love as she loves me

You cannot [i]make [/i]yourself love anyone.

It's either "you love her or you don't". Such is life!

@post
true that.
I feel that naija men at home are too stuck up with the "I'm the king of my castle" sh*t. abegi, we're in the 21st cent.
A king can still be domesticated, earns him respect and long term kingship.

The lazy ones are just. . . .just. . . .ugh!

Thank God for google translation

lmao!! U guys are crazy

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If you think you're ready at 23, go for it.

Shocked Shocked Shocked This is one woman that must have been to hell and back.Welcome back!
But let me tell you the truth.You married the wrong man,may be out of stupidity.
don't scare others!

Hey, psycho!!!!
I wasn't talking about me! Read the topic again!

lmao!! I was joking.

And dnt let Baby Jinx hear about the marriage thing o. I'm betrothed to her brother

Why marriage? I see no point in marriage.

Marriage is so boring to me

I've been there before, and I don't want to be there again.

I'll feel like a caged bird

Education first, I want to be an independent woman

Marraige is not of necessity, we can carry on as we were before.

A kì í gbọ́n tó “Èmi-lóni-í.”