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Jenny, I don't like this your recent post.

eldee:
Yeah . . . but does that mean she has to use pharisee-ish ways to quote the Bible??

I've seen many chics that scream 'JESUS!!!' when they hit orgasm
Talk about calling HIS name in vain

rotflmao!! eldee, you're not serious. You don't mean this!
What about the men that cry "Goddddddddddddd!! Damn, God bless that mama that gave you that MS"?

eldee:
Yeah . . . so you Bleep and fast at the same time??
I rest me case

What about that Naija men that fast when their wife cooks, but eats when they get to their friend's house?
fasting ko slowing ni

darefestus:
Tope2000

How wont seun ban her?

She came online only to yab me.

That new ID will be banned before morrow.

For the first and last time, she wasn't banned!
Just changed ID. Right, jenny?

stillwater:
If she doesn't sleep with you now, you would be the first to say she's locked up in the 18th century.

E se n jare!
He'll be the first one to say she's "playing to hard to get".

eldee:
Curse all you like . . . it won't change the truth
Just imagine this scenario . . .

This Nigerian chic just finished receiving the shagging of her life
When the dude, as a gentleman offered to get her some food, she refused

Why?? Her church was holding a 70 days fasting programme, so she couldn't eat . . .
Now tell me, how fake can sumone get??

That's the best scenario you can come up with.,
One, even if you were not exaggerating the amount of fasting days, it might be true. The Church am going to now, wants a fasting 3 first days of every month. Why lie about fasting? If you fear the dude's food, just say no.

Men are the same. Abeg, if the lady can't cook, y'all lie so she wnt think her cooking sucks.
I mean, what idiotic monkey would actually tell his wife right out that her cooking sucks.

Another reason she might be fasting is to lose the extra adipose she got. I, for once, WILL NOT tell a guy am trying to lose weight. PB!!

That aside, dnt let one or two rotten apple(s) spoil all the rotten apples in the basket.

70 days fasting! lmao!! Your cooking must really suck!

chika98:
[b]Yeah right. a God fearing man/woman isn't defined by how many times they go to church [/b]or whatever rather by what's in the heart and how they live their life. God fearing is one's personal relationship with the Lord. Going to church and all that is just a way of fellowshipping with others and learning new things about the word of God.

I don't even think attending church services should be defined as God-fearing.
Some people go to church to snore, some go to church and don't even understand what the pastor is saying, some don't even rem. what went on in church later in the day, while some go home and practice what they were taught.

Going to church is like going to school.
At the end of the day, we have a brilliant student, a stupid student, and a student who checks him/herself out in the mirror while the teacher is teaching. Going to school at some point might define how smart a student is, but the question is, are they putting what they learned into a good use, are they practicing what they learn after leaving the classroom?

doncaster:
Is like kulikuli is your favorite snacks, Don't polute NL with mess.
HRH is the number femi for NL

Actually, I loveeeeeeeee kulikuli.
Dnt worry, no mess. I got my own bathroom

? @bolded part

Danke:
morenike seriously u and agaba should stop spreading rumours

I'm not married to a german,and i never said that

I'm sorry jare. Was joking

doncaster:
[b]I know [/b]many that went to Beijing for that confe.

boy, you just dnt know how happy I am that you mentioned the bolded part.

Na the 50 kulikuli sellers you know that went to the confe.

doncaster:
Don't play dumb lady.

Nigerian women and Feminism

Oh stop the nansense. Originally, the feminist idea was carried out by the americans.
They're the one crying/shouting feminist up/down.

Nigerian women are innocent bystanders

tope2000:
@morenike
God fearing = boring
Roflmao . . . . . .
Who have you been hanging out with, you this girl

Tope, brash and Chamotex are so not God fearing.
If they were, then am Jesus myself

Danke:
A God fearing man i is asked God and a God fearing man I is receive

boring?far from it

Well, your German husband might not be boring, but have you met Nigerian God fearing man?
Either they're hypocrites or scarya$$ men.
Dnt take "hypocrites" as a harsh word. We, as humans, are meant to be hypocrite. We say sth and do the opposite. We change our mind constantly because some things are meant to be changed.
Some born agains are home getting freaky while others are by their bed side praying their night off.

God fearing man= boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am not saying dnt fear God or don't worship God, but I am saying its boring when he can't be naughty once in a while just because the Bible forbids it or b/c it's not in the bible.

SCENARIO:
Girl: [/b]Do you want to take a pic with moi?
[b]Man: I dare not. The Bible said thy shall not worship another Idol. Taking my pic means you're worshiping my good looks.

Girl: Ok, can you plz drive me home?
Man: No, dear. We must trek. The Lord did not drive, he walked. The Lord wishes it we do not become obsess with material goods. A car is not of necessity.

Girl: Ok, psycho.
Man: excuse me?
Girl: I said, ok no photo. Ok, what did the Bible say about buying a nice house?
[b]Man: [/b]Give all thy money to the poor. A little shelter is all we need to keep us safe. Give all you have to the poor.

[b]Girl: [/b]Lingerie nko?
[b]Man: [/b]Why? It is forbidden to worship your body. Just get into bed and open those legs.

________________________________________

Those kind of men scare the sh*t out of me. God fearing has a limit o, abeg. We're in the 21st cent.

Do I want a God fearing man?
Let's just say he has to be familiar with the Lord and try to follow his commandments, but he has to use his common sense to realize that some things in the Bible are forbidden back then because of the time/period it was written.

"A little shelter is all we need" ke? Tell that to those victims who got robbed or stabbed.
No material goods ke? So are we suppose to walk from Fl to NY?

chika98:
lol. . . Please make we rest this case.

oops, didn't see this.

ok, Case REST!! ^{abi na rested}

Danke:
and most people use ewww and awww all meaning same thing

even d words that came after that are not rude words

True, but you've gotta be close to that person.

When we are talking or joking, we usually use ewww, and laugh.

But if you go up to someone who doesn't get what you mean when they know ewww= nasty, that person [b]will [/b]take offense.

lmao. . . . u ppl are not serious. I ban eww and awww from nl

You never heard that love is a heart string?

How can you detach your heart from his, if you're not willing to let go?

If you want to say goodbye, you better be sure you cut that string, or else you're just playing yourself: you'll end up back with him if he comes back begging.

It's hard to say goodbye because we're not willing to let go.

chiogo:
@ *Morenike, They got a serious issue at hand and you're busy talking about he's cute.

But yeah, he is kind@ cute. but Dumb ni**er?? That's sooooo funny!!! I don't know why black

Americans get mad anyway, they use it on themselves.

lol, and that's why am not taking the topic serious.

Imagine going to a black neighborhood, most times, a sent. can't be said without some curses.

I understand that sometimes "dumb nigger/nigga" is uttered while they're joking, but if same people that despise being labelled such, then should not brand themselves such words.

"dumb ass nigga/nigger" "bleeping niggas/niggers". . . .sheesh, these people are not serious at all.

ezeagu:
Because were not filled with generations of interracial mixing maybe?

Yea, that's what the akatas can boast about that I'd actually 100% agree on:
Advantage of being handsome/beautiful out of the African/black (w/e they like to be called) nation.
They have the amongst themselves the most beau/handsome people among the dark skins.

chiogo:
"Don't follow this people. they don't have any culture, we do."

I hear this so often now, I don't know why.
I am not even acting americanized

@post
"Don't bring an akata home. Do you think they know what love is?" https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif

bawomolo:
you Jezebel, you want a dumb guy you can control

No, I don't want you jk

Nah, I just think he's hot. Appreciating the Lord's good work.

MrCrackles:
have you seen me?!

Yes na. . . . and he's still hotter

KarmaMod:
If by fine you mean dyed albino then ok

Now you've gotta admit that that man is fine na.

OMG!!!!!! I love this film.

So funny, such good actors!!

lmao!! They really tried

Mother- daughter r/ship
best friends
Sisterhood, rarely

She's someone you can look up to as role model for motherhood/wife hood. But when it comes to technology/politics, she's not the best person.

But damn, the woman is beautiful.

Never.


I asked KarmaMod to tell me how to get a man to kiss me

lmao!! am watching it now.

Funny as H!! bush people

[s]Grab his belt
pull him into you
look into his eyes
wrap your left arm around his neck
pull his lips towards yours
bite his lower lip, lick it, then blow air on it
move the other hand downward, on the way play with his nipples then his navel, keep going downwards
Then stick your tongue into his mouth and. . . .
[/s]





Nonsense!!! Tell him if he doesn't kiss you you'll kill him.

PepERSprAY:
You Ekiti woman go to sleep now before I label you with something peculiar to Ekitis.

Respond to this thread then:
Ekiti Parapo
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-187085.0.html

Ok o. I understand if it was Debosky you're both fighting for. . . .but. . . .gosh!

Anywaz, make I waka b4 the bullets start popping

DavidDylan:
All of you are the same. You all pretend in the beginning.

What nonsense.

Baby Jinx:
Yeah but also dumb

But fineeeeeeeeeeeeee. Damn!! Why can't naija men be like that?

KarmaMod, of all the men to fight for. . . .

@DZ
Abeg, leave my Baby J o. Ika agbaya