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One of my friend told me last week

"Damn, Vic, I can't imagine being married. Seeing the same man over and over, everyday. How do ppl do that?"- lmao, now I know she wnt marry anytime soon.

That's the kind of woman David wants.

Thank God am Hausa, see this Igbo and Yoruba war.

Let's talk about Ikwerre or w/e other tribe for a change

Most of Them run at the first site of "affection", while some try to ignore it

As much as I like DZ, plz, she's not Ekiti for heaven's sake.
We're not that troublesome. She's from Jenny's town

Jealousy jealousy

who did you marry? brash or chamotex?

KB1:
You say that about almost every African-American boy.

ehrrrrm NO!

. . . . .And you are?

chamotex:
lmao! which one be South West again . . . . . . . . na the location of your own be that.

https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/68.gifMaybe!

MrCrackles:
that is why i like you jare Toyin!

Na gode https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/71.gif

Danke:
buahahahahaqhahah i will be happy hon no more late nights ,office,shower,couch,dinning table touching

_{thank God d dude travelled sef atleast i can sleep well}

https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/107.gif Let's not wish for such.
Trust me, when you get older, you'd be begging him to touch it

Danke, if your hubby comes home, oh let's say, one late night. And he doesn't touch your boobs , but goes directly to hmm . Second night, the same. Third night, same, till till the 5th night.

I betcha you'd find your hands inside your shirt, wondering if the two bulbs changed location, from N to SW

MrCrackles:
i refuse to take note

how i go marry woman wey go tell me say nah pikin wey get sole rights?

rubbish, i go grab the titties by force!!

rotflmao
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Danke:
plsss d boobs belongs to the woman and her child not d man

so men do women a favour and stop waking them up a t night to touch or massage it,they r not begging u to do it

sauron,david,chamo,and brash take note

If a man does not touch his wife's boobs, it's either:
1. They sagged
2. He's turning gay
3. He has another set of fresh boobs handy

Damn! He's fine!!

swoosh:
You want to scare a guy off?- Tell him you charge N4,000 for the 1st round of sex and N7,000 for each subsequent round (short time)- and that for 'Till day break' you charge N50,000

ANy decent guy should run

OR

Tell him he must have sex with you that same day and on one condition - he MUST not wear a condom

Do I look like I want HIV/AIDs?

rotflmao. . . .somebody jealous me



_{Half ko whole nio}

Jenny, they're just buzzing afta you on every thread. lmao!

Why na? Didn't you tell them you were married?

bawomolo:
magnifico, fuk the game theory, this is noble prize material right here

be quiet jare. Ibi ba yi ni wa'n ti ri.

darefestus:
@Morenike

Since you have no proof!

I don't agree with your notion.

Women are the problem.FACT

https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/76.gif what-eva!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/71.gif


I've said my peice. MEN ARE PROBLEMS. well, I gotta live with that sha



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darefestus:
Do you have a Mathematical proof of that?

Women=Problems! Q.E.D

Proven!

No, I do not have a mathematical proof. But I have an ENGLISH proof that men are problems:

MEN ARE PROBLEMS.

Proof!

Men are problems. simple

You musta lost ya mind

I dnt do suga sons

bawomolo:
wouldn't it be beautiful if a nike logo was carved on your face . imagine the endorsement deals

Would you be less Jealous, then?

PepERSprAY:
their women

_{very sassy}

welllllllll, eleda wan la ba e ja. . . .

ehrrrrrrrrrm, I promise

femmace:
Hmmmm, its nt the expenses thats my concern
But, whether u will survive all the 'bashings' u 'll take in all these locs.

rotflmao. . . .oh really? Not the expense? lol
Dnt worry about the bashing. My body guard, Missy B, will take care of that

plus_Queen:
hopefully you have some osun stereotypes to shove down her throat

Lend me some, abeg

Plz abeg, dnt let DZ start on Ado-Ekiti o.

A date in Hawaii with you
Then we fly on a jet plane to france and India

lmao!

@missy
Not anymore

Ibk, there's an Hausa guy you're not telling me about?

Doyin13 abi?