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TOYOSI, I think we're in trouble?

See as them dey worry

My gosh, so eti n observe me be ye?

Oya, eso fun mi nkan te moh

Plz, it's not what you think, am still available for that your dimples brother

n-guage:
*morenike, thank God I didn't ignore you yet.

rotflmao!!!!!!!! hehehehe, you're not serious

I'm 13

lmao!!!

n-guage:
15? What are you doing online?

wey your village?
15/13 yr olds can't use compurra?

Oya, TOYOSI, why na?

forget am, I am not teaching you anymore

Girl, you're 2 yrs older. cool

omg. . . . you mean "ola". mehnn, I have a lot of work to do on your yoruba.

Let's start with the basic.

Toyin- beautiful
morenike- sexy

TOYOSI, Stop the shakara and admit that e don pass friendship


I can't believe am hearing this

n-guage:
Is Toyosi really 13? I feel so guilty now.

I said moi 13 going to 30

Boy, just because you're cute don't mean you gotta be nasty

Dnt corrupt a 13 years old. . . .me

TOYOSI20:
Wouldn't put it quite like that tho. . . . . just stating the obvious. . . . . .

Obvious ke? I didn't even rem. I used the Cadet moniker

It's ok sha. As long as you don't know my Address, am safe

and what did she say?

Oya, $4 dollars then

Nigbawo le fe bere?

I know n-g has your full attention now. make I waka

Jezuz Christ ^{*makes the cross sign*}

ehrrrrrrrm, oya TOYOSI, you know me this much? Oga o

And where's the $20. . . .$20/hr

If one more person makes an alagolo joke, na me and him in one pant todya

Oya, come and learn yoruba. your yoruba wey dey jagajaga like oyinbos trying to speak yoruba

n-guage:
What matters is that Toyosi thinks I'm cute. I'm one step away from confessing my feelings for her.

Me nko?

Afta I don confess my feelings for you.

such is life

TOYOSI20:
O serious jare. . . .I mean the whole sixth finger freak thing,. . . . bad girl. . . . .me wey ja like ja da nu. . . . lol. . . .

lol, sixth finger is sexyyyyyyy, gurl.
If you "accidentally" sticked your middle finger at someone, you can say "what middle finger?"

n-guage:
Those aren't boogers, ladies. Now, thats enough eye candy for a day.

Nose hair? eww, even worse

TOYOSI20:
heheheheheeh. . . .don't u mean his medal of freakness . . . . . . lol

ahh, eyin mejeji le jo moh iyen. . . .when was he freaky? I was not here o

TOYOSI20:
What don't naw didn't see it. . . . :odidnt even know what was going on. . . . . . .

check his profile b4 you get a heartattack

KarmaMod:
olodo, if you wan show pic of inside your nose, make sure boogers arent there

lmao. . . .which pix are you looking at?

TOYOSI20:
Yea . . . . .and very clearly too. . . . . .

No mind am. the boy does not have any six finger

I thereby take his medal of . . . .of. . . .whatchamacallit?

n-guage:
As for my dimple, you can see signs of it, you'll see it better if I had a full smile. You're lucky to even see what I look like, I'm taking it off in t minus 10 seconds.

Woah, I likey.
Nice pix. . . . see dimples.

Hailing the black president

All I see is a door

de- arrived

de- cover/close

kokoye:
eso - fruit

eso - jewelry

ESO- get down like esokale

Just say you want to learn yoruba

n-guage:
I'm sure most of the people clowning the accent in this thread have a thick one.

So what?
You jealous of my thick accent?

bawomolo:
she you wan my wahala, i'm warning you o. do i have to wan you tiwi tines before you get it. anyway nigerian accent is beautiful

Your own is not beaurriful

KarmaMod:
Ok Nigerian accent is definitely better than Ghanaian

Never heard a Ghanaian accent . . . .only the ones I hear on CNN trying to talk American too

Hahaha, my mom used to try to R her Ts until we called her to the side and said "That's a no no" she laughed so hard, said she wanted to help us funkify the speak, we said thanks but no thanks.

rotflmao

rotflmao

Wher'es the dimples?
Now that's what I really want to see

Danke:
abeg I'm not married to a german ooo,na nigerian i marry

germans r weaklings,with their small peepee

I thought it was the Chinese with the small peepee

I hate chinese accent too. It's like. . . . like, I can't even describe it