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Danke:
u mean lie?

abeg stop spreading fake news abeg,i resemble person wey go marry oyibo

rotflmao

agaba123:
You are the only person who could help sort out Ruby's problem.

So a virtual german husband would be handy as you are already in germany

what problem?

Baby Jinx:
Bwahahaha! Get out of my head!

Borrule of warra

Whereuwe. . . that one still cracks me up. So it's bad enough some AAs say "Where you at?" then our Naija people carry it a step further with whereuwe. Whereuwe? What the. . .

lmao!!!!!!!!!!

One day, I told my mom. I don't like how you talk. Stop talking american. And she stopped it. lol, yes, my mother tried it

agaba123:
Morenike

Do not worry. Danke's husband is German and first issue is a guy. By the time u come out of medical school, he will be old enough for you. You will be fine

Why would I want Jenny's german husband.
I can find my own german man

Baby Jinx:
I can't even speak with an American accent if I wanted to, I always sounds like an idiot. So for me, it sticking to my Naija accent was actually the best thing, I found people listened to me more than they did when I spoke mehn, you gots to be kidding me, warreva.

Funnily enough, I think it's the older generation who do the accent fronting. I say if I hear one North Side mother in her Bugle Boy Jeans say "Jinia, gerof that kompura and go get me that borrule, nehun" I will commit. . . Honestly I will.

lamo! The worst thing is, even the oyinbos dnt understand them.


I hate hate hate the jamaican accent. When my best friend speaks, am like either speak english or dnt talk talk to me. It's so annoying.

Nigerian accent sounds so annoying

Esp when they want " a cup of warra" or the "gatta go visit their counrry"

Mehnnnnnn, If I there was a halg germany half naija man, I'd so love it.
But he has to be able to speak fluent german. sexyyyyyyyy

Didn't you say you like them scary?

hubba hubba!

She's not saying german sucks, she meant their english accent, right?

My friend speaks german, I love to hear him/her talk. sexyyyyyyyyyyyy

I still don't understand why you think it's a form of mental slavery. Explain plz

gosh, german language is so sexy!

lolololol!!!!!!!!!!!!! Such thinking. Slavery mentality ko Coconut mentality ni.


Wanna hear my heavyyyyyyyyyy accent?

LOL! I wouldn't even let my sister marry such man

ewwwwwww, this is the first time I'm hearing about this bathwater thing

Lol, baby J, do you think we should help DZ out on how to hide her 3 nipples?

lol, ok, lemme call Agaba for you.

Anywaz, half of the time, I don't even know I still got the mark of the sixth finger. I used to think that ppl who didn't have it were wierd

lol, never!!

I was becoming jealous of y'all romantic convo. And I knew you wouldn't want me to intrude

Baby Jinx:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I knew we were related! That's a family pix, my aunty's husband's sisters uncle's daughter's son's cousin's sister in law's niece. . . YOU!

Awww my family. . . but wait. how do you keep your beard hair from tangling with your nipple hair? I swear I've tried everything even rubber band to hold the beard up but nothing, I used suave, nair and whatever still nothing . . it's a pain, I tell ya a real pain!!

lolololol!!

Lemme let you in on family secret
But why use rubber band? I used to use it, that thing hurts.
I just use black gel. You can get it at walmart for less.
Use the gel to pat the hair down, lol.
For my beard, I use vaseline and gel.

TOYOSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


You're not welcome

Baby Jinx:
Cool, Calm and Collected, that's the Hausa woman's mantra . . trust.

I pwomise.
I want to know my inner self too

rotflmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Baby J, where did you get my pix?

eldee:
@topic

By Women:
Nigerian guys never stick to one woman _{even nigerian chics say that}
Size 12 = Big ****

By Moi
Nigerian chics are fake
Yoruba chics are marriage-obsessed

By this, na the God of war go invade your dreams

@post
Naija men are ugly.
I hear that so often, it ain't even funny anymore

PepERSprAY:
That was during the dark years and not now unless it is in Ekiti state.

Not, it is not.

Since am Hausa now, I do not appreciate this thread now.

Well, you wanna see my nipple hair?

Goodnight
and maybe I'll see you in my dreams again

plus_Queen:
I was a child too but then I had relatives in those places.
Then I went to a federal school outside Igboland and that broadened my horizon the more

Well, then.
I am not saying my relatives do not know other tribes.
I'm saying I don't.
Welllllllllll, sometimes it's not by choice, but by circumstances

lmao! No, more like, do you want to loose me?

plus_Queen:
You're not alone.
Many Yorubas have actually confessed that the only time they ever left Yorubaland was for NYSC.
That is unlike many Igbos.
Many of us have relatives all over Nigeria and personally I have "holidayed" everywhere from PH to Kano.
I remember all those "ekene" rides for vacations to one auntie or another.

That highlighted part is scary.

Well, I was a child.
I couldn't have packed and travel out

and Nwando and Queenisha, you both are so gross Bathwater ko gutter water ni

plus_Queen:
My dear you need to expand your horizon.
You are Nigerian and don't know one single Igbo lady well?

Not because I do not want to.
My mother is well accustomed to many tribes. But I am not.

Well, I might have had Igbos in my school wen I was like 6-10 , but I can't rem. and they're not "women", we were still kids then.

My gosh, I just realized it. I do not even know any other tribe that well sad eh?

ifyalways:
lol
we are not same because we are all unique as different individuals and Not because of of Tribes.
you don't know me?have i been too demanding?
rotflmao and watching how people lose control over rubbish

Aunty, I've met you jare. . . .just not off NL

That's what I meant. We are all unique, diff individuals. People just need to accept that fact and understand it.
I sweerr if we were all the same, I'd loose my mind.
If all men were the same, no self control, foul mouthed, respectable women will continue to remain unmarried.

WE ARE NOT THE SAME. and I sweerrr if someone mentions that again, O'd loose my button

lol, just b/c someone puts lol does not mean he/she is actually laughing

Why put the snow na?

DZ,
There's nothing more I can say to you. Enjoy!

@topic
WE ARE NOT THE SAME.

I don't know Igbo women enough to confirm your assumption. Lol, Have I even met one offline?

lol, I see am
But wey the snow?