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I'm not in Nigeria lol
Sure you can remove it, it easy to remember
I just put that location for the fun of it

If I wanted a man's love, I'd have to be myself.
If he can't love me, for me, then he might as well love someone else.
Because it is not me that he's loving if I have to act stupid and dumb

SimiBrasil:
To make a naija men feel in love for you and have the mind to marry you , you must play fool and act as stupid.

I totally disagree with this statement!
Stop embarrassing us Naija women with your atrocious assumptions

It's aiight.
I don't send emails, but I we can work arnd that.
Right now, am going to go n cook myself a fab dinner.
'wanna come?

Me, sef, I want to play hard to get

femmace:
What u ll email me for?

Big question!!!

Friendship

Just catch the fun

Good, cuz I don't want bsby mama drama or just plain drama.

Your request is pending

I got bitter experience from my village, but the good out rules the bad

femmace:
Renny darling
Well, I'm sure she will oblige this time

Now, I'm not playing. Check my profile for my add

mail me and its done

Ok, I'll email you on one consideration. . . . if you tell me what I'll be emailing you for?

I'm a lesbian you know joking, jokinggggggggggggggg

Bus stop for where?
When I got a Limo

My YIM? Lemme ask Missy. Gimme a minute

Luky your what? You don't believe moi?
hehhe, eternal like feeling? you sure you can accomplish that?
I'm very hard to please

eldee:
Nah, t'saight . . . I'm a blessing to the whole of Nairaland
Thanks for the confirmation

lmao! My gosh, you're so . . . .ugh.
You are a blessing, I won't lie
With blessing comes trouble

My stats is "untouched" aren't you lucky

You've been sculpted so many times, that your pointy thing can do so many internal damage na

@post
I've gained eldee, no mind him, he'll try to deny it

@jenny and brash
lmao, e don do!

eldee:
I've told you . . . I'm not helping you get a baby
Ask sumone else

I don't need you for that If I want a baby, I know who to harass

I need help for sth else jare. . . .

I learned how to cook some recipe from the food board well, I tried

eldee:
I learnt sumn strange . . . when Brits have problems, we go to therapists, when Nigerians/NIAs have problems, they come to Nairaland Romance Section

ahhhh, eldee, I have a problem. Can you help?

@post
I learned. . . .I learned that some Ekitis on NL are the funniest

lol, am too fragile. I can't take in anything that sharp
What should we do? You shouldn't have let anyone shaped it

That hammer in your pant is too long.
Has someone been p-laying with it b4 moi?
Where is the other nail?

hehehe, ashewo.
Someone was there b4, that's why it's that long?

femmace:
@ Morenike

Renike darling, u forgot u gained me on Nairaland

Anyway, lets go to our chat room

Of course, you're my precious gain Wey the acct number?

@eldee
eh en! So tha's why u dey avoid me? trouble dey avoid me for real

I learned how to create so many gmails/ymails

I learned that most Nigerians are sex starved

eldee, what you mean by I learned that too? eh?

@post
I learned that Igbo language can be so sexy!
I learned that that people are never what they seem.

Trouble avoids me

onyinye2:
I guess i could agree. . . . but when they start mentioning Proverbs 31 vs. 10-31. . . . im out.

Talking abt David?

bigboyslim:
What of yoruba men

Let's just skip that question, eh?

Missy B:
You are the best honey.

so are you