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femmace:
What you mean??

Even for Naija, u can easill get net

services now.

really? naija don upgrade chei!!

femmace:
@renike

I'm not really the clubbing type

just once in a while

omg! you're
I despise the clubbing type jare.

But lemme guess, you're the playa kind

No wonder, I was wondering which cafe this boy dey at this hour of the night.

Shouldn't you be at the club "booty popping"?

Actually, I did not.
Seems like am not going anywhere

Hey, where in Nigeria are you?

onyinye2:
Less is more.

Your Math teacher dey mess with ya head

KarmaMod:
what kin body only has one hormone

The body wey God blessed me with

@Uche2nna
I'll take that as "But you're so gentle"

Did someone call me?

Look here, I got one uncontrollable hormone tonight, no make me curse all of una o

Actually, yes I am.
I'd really like that

lol! @fem, am leaving now, going to a friend's. ttyl

lol, am not that good in yoruba abeg, am 80% good

Ok, I'll send the mail now, and will ttyl,

To what email?

wetin be iso?

Hehehe, Sure, I'll save your mail.
But I gotta ask Missy B if it's aiight na
I don't want to "steal" her man

hard and strong? since when do we call a balloon hard and strong?

Lol! Don't mind me, I'm a bit troublesome jare.

I no you be big man No be true I talk?

Lmao Na all talk jare.
Wey the action?
Them say open zipper, he did. Them ask wey the thing, he says "it's cold that's why you can't find it"

Special order size small?

You know what? Forget it, I don't smoke cigarette

Not good for my health

lmao @ omo jakujaku comment

femmace:
Chei, Bank kini

Omo Naija, clap for yourself

Se you no be omo naija too eh?
Jo fun mi ni acct # e jor!
And tell me your condom size so I can demonstrate to you how to have protective sex

@Chamotex
wetin be your own na,
no be my fault fem got more money than you

you're so right.
So to protect you fro any harm and scams, I'll need your Bank Acct #, address, etc.
Trust me, I'd do the best I can to help you

Missy B go deny you oh, she's my wife hehe

Kilo fe remove e fun? ta lo n sate le e? eru n ba e ni?

lmao! eti as in ears?

I gotta ask Missy B first if I can give you my YIM

It's okay jare.

BtW, indoors with?

Where are you watching the movie? online?
If so, hit me on YIM, I feel like watching sth sef

Orange deep V shirt with black shorts.

Black n Orange nail polish, a bit gay but w/e

Black sandal

@ the cafe, enjoying a breath of fresh air

LOL, me I no dey go club like the rest of you, abeg!

I can do my own clubbing at home. Gimme a bottle of water and a hot bowl of pepper soup

Iwo nko? Kini plan e?

Mo wa, ewo lo n je oni kaba?

bye, ttyl

^{LOL! Ma da oga seun lo n jare.
Acid is aiight, se o fe YIM e ni, eyin mejeji sha}

@oyinye
you do that. As long as you don't start anything

bigboyslim:
Please spare us the details

Oops too bad too late

onyinye2:
Explains so much.

No shit! You're just too annoying, sorry I went off you jare

Leave Ruby Pearl out of this o.
Today na me last PMS day and am not afraid to use my last hormone on y'all

idupaul:
@ morenike

hi , been a while, missed u sha, where have u been

You mean the same Ruby Pearl that's been here?
Se o fe bere wahala e ni?