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Who you dey impress on this thread?

@post
blue shorts and white T

Why should I be here?

Atleast now we know why NL men dey complain hehehe

As long as you understand the term

^{How you dey?}

@post
Na only poor men complain about "gold diggas"

I'll need my lawyer to be here b4 I utter another word

chamotex:
see as everybody fall mugu to this guy's post . . . .

I already knew say d guy no get game

rotflmao

Yes

Search engine, please?

Someone dey bash Ibk?

Infinity

Fat Joe ft Lil Wayne - Make it Rain

91210

3 years old thread.

Y'all should be asking him if he's throwing a 2year old Birthday party for his kid

mikelbay:
@ poster, girls cheat more

wetin do this one?

Doyin, comot form here.
I dey take style holla at hanniboo

Hannibal:
@ Morenike,

I think i can confirm you are manifesting the curses placed on u as a kid.

Who did i report u to on YIM?
Are u out of your freaking mind?? You think i bovver meself with roaches like u?
Go take a walk with HIV virus on the beach. . . . . . Me n u walking on the beach??
Seems u have been on this wet dream for a long time. . . . . .It's good to fantasise.

Shut up my dia.
Roaches, HIV virus on roaches? Na you know, as long as we take a walk






See I'm boosting up your ego. Even with your HIV, I'd still loff you and stand by you no marra what

Hanniboo, what say you we kiss and make up eh.
Me I hear you can't kiss, but I'll give it a try.

Oya, french or German kiss?https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif

stillwater:
Morenike it's enough

haba, he wan see mad woman, I go show him ~screaming and taking off her clothes~ na today today. We go reach cloud9 heaven together

Hannibal:
I have told Morenike 1000 times that i cannot stand her.
She should get that message already and move on.
I come to this forum to enjoy maself and have brilliant debates with like minds. . . .
Hell, i didn't come here to mingle with any ignoramus.

Who told you to stand me. Na God send you, you be angeli?

You no fit count? 1000TH times? Olodo, 1000 direct, indirect, or YIM warnings?

Btw, why dnt we taka a walk to the beach tomor, holding hands etc?

@bettes
This dude loveeeesss ppl that tell him what he wants to hear, ppl that boost up his ego.
unfortunately for him, I dnt do that.
Me thinks those iceberg in his heart dey slowly melt b/c of me

bettes:
@Hannibal
I think your outbursts are unnecessary, from Morenike's post she's trying to call a truce so please grow up and let peace reign.
PLS WHAT'S THIS THREAD ABOUT AGAIN

God has blessed you, my child.

Topic: What you got to offer for marriage.

Hanniboo, let's start with you, I might even reconsider

Hannibal:
Call her and she gets bludgeoned. . . .I don't even want to know if[b] she's a female or billy goat.[/b]
She comes back, she gets bashed.
Morenike is like a VERMIN. . . . . I can't stand her around me.
She's got a virtual Body Odour.

shattap dia o.
I be female, you dey jelos me? https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif

Good boy, make you change topic.

bleeping shit, when your homies are arnd, that's when you got sth to say. shior. omokekere to fe koja aye e

davidylan:
morenike e don do. Chill out. Bedtime stories are due.

why am I still seeing ya leg?
you no comot am

pfeifer:
GEEZ, never read so much curses in ma entire life!!!!

Me too
Maybe cuz I come around sensible men, this wan don kill me o. egba mi

Hannibal:
If you are ovulating and need a quick shag, a maize comb should fit your cooch.
Cry on those ugly shoulders of yours?? Am i crazy??
You need a full cosmetic surgery to get a chance so stop dreaming. . . .

I no even see this one.
Am I ovulating? awww, you're already playing doctor. how cute

Hanniboo, come jare. Make this gorilla give you some love eh https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/15.gif

Hannibal:
You can start maiming your siblings if u hate NIGERIANS u this fucking instigator.

The rule is simple. . . . . Tell your hoochie mommas to stay out of ma way.
I mind the people i converse with. . . . . .Morenike CAN NEVER EVER have the brain power to hold a conversation with me.
Knowing u have an attraction for numbskullz. . . . .Put her on a leash and warn her for the umpteenth time to stop having clitoral erections on me.
That is so simple to understand.

ahhhhhhhhhh oti pka mi tan.

but wait oh, which kain brain power you dey use sef?
seems like ur battery don run low, make una check CVS na. Batteries are on sale now. 2/$7.00 I hear. buy them while they're cheap o.

~chanting Psalm 91, before more curses come~

All of you, scatter scatter, me and Hanniboo got sth to talk abt.

Starting with why he's reporting me on YIM. so sad eh?

Hannibal:
Reading your comments even show u have the brain power of that louse in your pubic hair.
You are not different to an illiterate.
Pepeye or Popeye. . . . . Thatz your fucking funeral, not mine.


You think i care if your kids grow??
I don't roll with dumb haggard hawks like u. . . .
To me you are just like a passing housefly on a busy street.
Just stay out of the way or you get bashed. . . . .Ma 2 cents.

ok, oya, come and cry on my shoulder.

but sweet hannibani, you're not suppose to care if my kids grow up or not.

On a serious note, chill n relax, stop huffing. Goshhhhhhhhhhh, Nigerians, we try o.

Hey sweetie, wanna play doctor and patient?

Hannibal:
A pre-med student on a forum trading her clitoris for human mutts like u. . . . . Pathetic!!!

oh hell no you didn't ~sniff~

why you dey make me cry na? Na so dem send you?

BtW, how do Bleep do you e-shag? Wanna explain it to me?

Hannibal:
Morenike or fuckever moronic name u call yourself. . . . . I am way above your league.
You are too spastic to even qualify to converse with me.
All those yoruba curses u spewing would go directly back to your family house. . . . Shit don't belong to me.
By the time u rot n die e-fucking Nairaland boys, it would dawn on your ugly ass one day. Cheapskate.
See her posing like a regular bread hawker in Ajegunle.

Even pepeye get more grey cells up there than you.

Maybe you should go and converse with those. . . . weting you call am. . . . eye dudu by your windows. Feel like Romeo too na,

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, my family house? Why na? Honey, many have tried, all have been conquered. Dig out one of their graves and ask them

Hannibal:
What a minger!!!

Oh yea, Hannimal, wetin you dey mingle?

No mind me jare. Mingle what your mama gave ya Me, I dey do salsa, cool eh?