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Am in luv wit Falcao

Was chatn wit my babe (nw ex) while strolling, den met dis oda fmale frnd, den wantd 2 tel ha dat am coming bk n same time talking 2 my babe. Mistakenly i said "Am CAMING bk". My babe lwd. Lol

27 snakes nii? Hmmm! Who knws if d man had d intention of releasing d snakes on board. Na dia problem 4 be.

Solemn tee: haba, does it mean no replacement for nnaji because GEJ cant add dis to his seemingly overburdened schedule. we need another credible person ooo

Read d thread vry wel. He tuk it up 4 nw, until he found a "Substantive (capable) Power Minister"

nyere84: Good for him. Dis is just a typical naija man, not having respect for a woman. Even wen d lady is a married woman.

Out of point

But how does dis match reduce d price of beans?

nasty45: GUARDIOLA SAW AL THIS COMIN,AND LEFT THE SHAME FOR TITO TO BEAR ALONE...2 HEY YAS FOR TITO...EKPELE OH DADDY TITO...i laf in indian-nehi nehi nehi

Lolz @india laugh

...Up Madrid joor... <Higuain d vex me skata>

MAIDUGURI—A suspected bomber was, yesterday, killed in Maiduguri, Borno State capital, when a bomb, strapped to a wheel barrow exploded at Ramat Square along West End road and Gwange ward.
Confirming the incidents in a statement, Joint Task Force, JTF, Spokesman, Lt.-Col. Sagir Musa, said: “There was an Improvised Explosive Device, IED, explosion today (yesterday) at West End, Ramat Square General Area of Maiduguri metropolis.
“The device was concealed in a wheel barrow by suspected Boko Haram sect member and it exploded at about 8.35am. The owner of the wheel barrow was killed instantly, while attempting to escape.”
Sagir, however, said apart from the mastermind of the blast, no other casualty was recorded and that the area was cordoned off and swept by the Bomb Disposal Arm of the JTF.

avicky: Kini? Abeg park well jor.
E don pass typo error.

So na wetn u wan call am?

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At ur age re u nt old enof 2 knw dat it's typographical error, shld be "found dead"

One day Emeka wanted a play mate so much, so he said to his mom,"mom i want a brother, i am tired of being alone".Then his mother said,"u know ur Dad has travelled, when he comes back we would talk about it".Then Emeka's face brightened up and he said,"mom i have an idea. Since dad is away, why dont we give Dad a big surprise when he comes back!". .and his mom asked,"which surprise?" and Emeka said,"lets do it before Dad comes back. Lolz

Tank u all 4ur response

She bold sent 2 me "GET OUT"

Jigawa-Tragedy struck in the Ringim Local government Area of Jigawa on Friday when three friends wia found dead in a room.
The dead friends were identified as Ali Tajo, Mustapha Murtala and Nasiru Shehu .
The three lived and died in a house, belonging to one of the sons of the Emir of Ringim, Alhaji Mahmoud Sayyadi.
Malam Magaji Tambura, a brick layer working at the house, said that he came to the scene at about 7 am. to pick tools that he had used to work the previous day.
He said that when he knocked on the door, there was no response, making neighbours to force the door open to see the dead bodies of the three friends.
“My friend and I were at Syadi’s house to take our working tools but on getting there, we met the door locked which is unusual at that hour.
“We met three of them lying down with their faces down and their mouth foaming. When contacted, the PPRO of the Jigawa State Police Command, Malam Abdu Jinjiri, said that the police had bin informed of the matter but that they were yet to get details.

Hey NL! Am a serving Corp member in Benue State, but b4 i left 4 my NYSC i was told dat Benue State has d highest HIV/AIDS victims. But recently i hav so many bitches dia buying my swags, but am scared on what i heard. PLS WHAT'S UR VIEWS... No insults

Nothing too special. As boys or girls cud be nuisance 2 d family's reputation. Jst hope 2 hav kids dat wil be of gud conducts n tek gud kia of me n my wify wen old.

D 1st day i cukd Okro soup...hehehey... Na troway tinz oo. Lolz

Nice response. All hausas shld be banned because of BH. Mtchewww

They r calld PHCN nt NEPA.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Why didn't you use pepper to make it more real? Mtsheew.
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LMAO! Why u wickd like dis na?

HNosegbe: http://www.businessdayonline.com/NG/index.php/news/76-hot-topic/42930-diesel-price-drops-on-back-of-improved-power-supply

I hope dis is true... Nt only diesel, FG shld luk at d price of PMS n DPK. They re d most common among d masses.

I waka pass IJN. Amen

Lover kwa? Afta my brkup 2yrs ago, i ain't talking abt luv again. Dou i hav a gud friend i store ha numba wit " One".

Nne! Ahurum gi n'anya (Igbo) Imo State.

Cleanman: Hmmm...birds of the same feather

Birds of a feather

Both NTA n AIT re local, bt i stil prefer NTA international (24) to AIT.

caseless: Ibos,in my opinion were among d architects dat design d structural shamble of a nation w'r livin in 2day as a pple,so wen it collapses we al must b buried under d rubble as dividends of contributin -vely in 1 way or d oda 2 d developmnt of nigeria. 1 9ja!

May Kitikpa strike ur mouth dia includn odas talkn abt Ndi Igbo's contribution 2 ur suffering. Mtchewww