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greatgod2012: very right, imagine my 5yrs old boy asking his father why his p*e*n*i*s is bigger than his own.

Looool! How did d boy see d father's pe.n.is?

Wil neva gv mor dan 1 babe belle again.

D cry because d re nw limited 2 intimacy.

She no wan die, she 4 drink like 5 satchets mek d process fast... Mtchewwww... HYPO go wipe oo

WTF is dis doing on front page? Mtchewwwww

OP: u dope post dis empty letter? Mtchewwwww

...I hav always noticed dis: 90% of gals wud tel u dat d re DATING, and 90% of guys wud tel u dat d re SINGLE, den hu re datin gals..?

searay: It's because you always sleep in the MOSQUE- the home of MOSQUitos

Lolz.....

Hav u tried giving ur C.V a boost, or jst trying wit ur Degree experience from sch? Mayb u shld try n enroll in any Graduate Training Program dat relates 2ur field. U might b lucky 2 b retained afta d program. Good luck

ikeyman00: @@@@


fine

but can we ask u wat have u contribute to the development of south east as we speak?

till then i think u need to shut up

Dull head! Dis thread is 4 Nigeria in general, n nt 4 South East. Wen it coms 2 dat, u ask me. OLODO

Vision: 2 work in my way in2 National Assembly and embezzle much money as possible, den move motions for d division of Nigeria. Up! Biafra

For all i knw dat GEJ of a dude hs bin trying his best on dis. He can't b evri wia at d same time. D governors too re nt helping matters.

@OP: Mayb u expect him 2 catch d bombers by him sef.

Hmmm! Seems dia is more 2 dis stories dan 2 just bin admitted in Germany.

Only rememba ex wen my present suspects me of double dating. Cos she always suspects me those days.

Bunchers stab: 08035052901 call me

Cal u 4 wetin? Na u wan marry am. 1da shl neva end. Lolz

peckers: firstly shey you don born?, because that is what matter most, then secondly you can only remarried if you lack something like financial care and sex, thirdly is there anyone disturbing you for a date? these are the Question u need to ask yourself *shikena*

I advice u shu.t*up if u dnt knw wht 2 say. She z talkn abt ha hapines, n u re hia talking abt money n s.ex. Does she tel u dat dats ha reason 4 tinkin of remarrying. Mtchewww

Jst hope d wil be warned, n nt deported ova dia ignorance.

UCL is bak again! Lets go dia... Mancini vs Mourinho @ 7:45 WAT... En route 2 Bernabeu Stadium, Madrid.

I laugh in Tiv: hii hii hii hii. 9ja wan help conduct free n fair election. I still d laugh

OP: hav u nt heard dat man shall nt liv by bread alone, bt by....

@OP: I saw d phone on top of bike shouting ur name 4 rescue. Mtchewwww

k2039: I was still in primary school.
Remebered I saw bush crying on nta(nta news at 10).

Primary 2 i guez

Was in my SS 3. Tried calln my uncle (a flop) who lives in d US.

Oyibo no go kill pesin oo. Mayb Emily tuk 2much of G.A.RRI..UM oxide.

"Paying any price". Hmmm! does dat include sacrificing our 1st lady? (jst asking oo) as she d sick.

afam4eva: Did they later find it?

U no read d post finish?

D 4 use nylon tie d bride finger na. Lmcao

MAN'S CONVERSATION WITH GOD

Man : God, can I ask You a question?

God : Sure

Man : Promise You won't get mad…..

God : I promise

Man : Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God : What do you mean?

Man : I planned 2 wakeup early, bt i woke up late

God : Yes

Man : My car took forever tostart

God : Okay

Man : at lunch they made my sandwich wrong and I had to
wait,

God: Hmmmmm

Man : On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call,

God : All right

Man : And on top of it all off, when I got home I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager and relax. But it would not work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God : Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of my angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that,

Man (humbled) : OH!

God : I did not let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Man : (ashamed)

God : The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I did not want you to catch what they have, I knew you could not afford to miss work.

Man (embarrassed) : Okay

God : Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I did not even let you talk to them so you would be
covered.

Man (softly) : I see God!

God : Oh and that foot
massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I did not think you wanted to be in the dark.

Man : I'm Sorry God

God : Don't be sorry, just learn to trust Me.... in All things, the Good and the bad.

Man : I will trust You.

God : And don't doubt that My plan for your day is always better than your plan.

Man : I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for
Everything today.

God : You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my
children... GOD NEVER FAIL

What is dis post doing on dis section? *pisses on d OP head*

...BE A LEADER NOT A BOSS...

¤A boss knws evrytin bt a leader admits misteks,
¤A boss tells people wht must b done, bt a leader shows how 2 do tinz,
¤A boss talks 1st, bt a leader listens 1st,
¤A boss givs orders, bt a leader givs directions.

Pictures of flooded area in Aba, Abia State n d displaced victims.