₦airaland Forum

Abagworo:
When Yorubas arrived Ife they met Igbos there. It doesn't mean Igbos originated from there rather they lived together with some Igbo groups just like what happened in Benin. The Igbos were the original forest people that had no Kings.

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You mean like orangutans?

Migrated or chased out?

What a place holding performance by Arsenal well done

67 years old Chukwuemeka still active in the business. You can bet with closed eyes that every child born or purchased from Baby Factory by this druggy is a drug peddler. Yet they want to negotiate leflendum to create a Druggy Republic Of Biafra.

Ajaeran let's hear words

Rufai Oseni, bata re nro ponlaponla. Take to the warning, you have a bigger future ahead of you than burning everything trying to please those who are Nigerians only when they have a candidate in presidential election race but always ready to dialogue for Biafra secession when they lost at the poll.

Operation brain reset

That's why a Biafran can't be Nigeria president

Arsenal next, you will be slaughtered at the bridge!

wotowoto SIGHTED

Nigeria has better robots and they are otherwise called zombies. Never believe in reality but what's programmed into their hardisc e. g Buhari is cloned. Tinubu did not attend any school.

The guy is great

OnlyFiction:


Politicians and their ways. who could be right? Well let's see how it goes.


If Wike and Tinubu story was in the bible it will look like this.

WIKE And PORT- HARCOURT (The Ugly Irony)

A great Port city surrounded by a hundred rivers flourished. And the inhabitants of it were called the people of Port Harcourt for that was name of the man who forebore the old vison. And when the people noticed that the hand of the Lord was upon their dwelling place, multiplying their rivers and making the port grow richer and richer,
they gathered together under the cover of night and named the place the State of Rivers and as for the Port, they called it; The Port of Harcourt. So that the name will be for them a symbol of their sure possession and ward off the evil eye of the devourer and if the evil eye persists, the power of the name shall cut it asunder.


And it came to pass that when it was time for the people of this rich city to elect a new king to govern the affairs of the state, they said amongst themselves 'Who shall rule us now?. For the previous governor had betrayed us with a kiss, like Lazarus, he had sold us out. He had broken into our treasury, and transported billions and billions of our gold to fuel the ambition of a man who we barely know, a man who was not from us. That same Northerner who had risen to become president of the whole nation. Yea the man Rotimi had whispered to himself saying;
'If only I travail a little while, as kingmaker then surely and in due season even I will become king.
Because of this, the people of Harcourt had knocked their heads together and joined their hands to swear an oath under the heavens saying;
'Never again shall a man like Rotimi rule us.
A man who dances to the tune of strangers in the night and feigns loyalty to his kindred In the day
A man who can lick the spittle of the destitute in pursuit of favour
A man who would dine with the devil and shit on the name of God, Never again!' The people swore and gnashed their teeth.




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So on the self same day of the election, when the host of the city casted votes one by one. The man who had taken the majority of the votes was a man by the name Wike the son of Nyesome. The youths and Old men leaped for joy all of them shaking their heads in approval saying like Abraham[i] 'We have indeed seen and chosen well.'
For here comes a man who is nothing compared to the former: like a lion his heart is full of courage and his legs turnerth not for any.
He is not a double faced man who would say one thing with his heart and another with his mouth.
His yea is yea and his nay is nay. He is not a man of eye service.'[/i]
And it was exactly as the people had described. For indeed the man Wike ruled the people of Harcourt with a heavy hand, like a strong man he never allowed the decrees of his mouth to come to him void.
When he moved about the city a jolly band of praise singers escorted him, singing psalms.unto him, his praise name was the Wicked Wike.

When the time came for Wike to address his people he climbed up the podium speaking boldy with a loud croaky voice
Saying;
'My people, my people thanks be to God and to you for chosen aright. All my promises to you I shall fufill, a thousand flyovers to your right hand and a thousand to your left and together we shall drink strong wine and smoke in the morning.
I shall never fellowship with the party of my predecessor, a party of vile cancerous men, by the works of their hands our Nation is perishing, and by their hand our state had almost crumbled I warn you to resist them but Yea! The will of the Lord shall prevail.







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And it came to pass that the man Wike continued to talk in this way about his predecessor and the whole nation rendered sounds of applause to him calling him a bold and a fearless man.
After many seasons the set time for the national election had come. And immediately Wike rose to his feet and said to the council of elders. 'I shall go.'
But the other members of the household leaders had not picked Wike to represent them but rather they had chosen his Nothern mate whose name was Atiku the son Of Abubakar.

And when Wike saw this he gnashed his teeth and said softly to the elders 'I shall remain here but for the meantime I shall withhold my support.'
And it came to pass. Like a dream of the night the unexpected fame of another man surged from the Eastside and swept through the country like a whirlwind. The name of this man was Peter the son of Obi. even Wike had not been as famous as this man for it was a spectacle that was not common in recent time, the household he had emerged from was called the Labour party. And this man was neither from Wike's camp nor Buhari's camp.



On hearing what Wike had said to the council of elders, the eyes of the people were curious, hence they followed the governor about and accosted him In the market place and in the tabernacle asking the same questions; 'Master, Master who would thou vote for who else would thou support I pray thee is it Peter the Son of Obi? For lo you are not a man who would think a thing and keep to himself.'
But he had responded with a quiet voice saying
'watch and see before I do it, I shall say it.'







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So the people watched and watched and watched but the governor said nothing until the Set day of the election. On that day,
While men started to cast votes for the man Peter the Son of Obi, and while people started to rejoice that victory was sure for the party of labour. A group of armed men went about from one zone to another saying unto the voters:

'Submit your votes now this hour, I say, for we have orders from above!'

And this continued on and on, from district to district from town to town until that late hour when it was time to announce the victor of the event and behold it was; [b]Bola the Son of Tinubu[/b]an elder from former president's household. And the people marvelled in shock.

After this had taken place, the people of the city waited patiently for the mouth of their Governor and behold he had indeed climbed his podium to speak, but in a much lower voice than he was known for. He whispered a parable to his congregation saying:
'An old southerner is better than another Northerner.
And a young boy had thrown a question from the crowd saying
'But My Lord the Southerner is from the self same party you called a cancerous one, the same party you warned us not to fellowship with.'
But the governor had responded this time with an almost inaudible voice saying
'My son It doesn't matter.'

And a great number of the people rented their clothes and bathed their bodies in dry ashes, raising their voice in uniform lamentation saying:
'What is this that we hear now?
'How can you warn us about the devil, then go behind us to shake hands with him.?
Oh what an ugly miracle!
How is this man any different from the former for yea the both them have ended up serving the same master.'

Then a prophet chatstized th immediately saying [i] 'fool yourself not oh people of port harcourt for politics is not your father's game o or your mother's or sister's or brother's indeed it is a game of personal interest.

Selah.'

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Thou shalt be a member of writers of thy next testament. Halelluuuuyah!!

You never ready to japa, when you are ready, the only person who can discourage would be someone who himself decided to pack his loads come back home in Nigeria.

Arise TV is the last station you tune to when you need a clear and unbiased information on anything political.

Zombies have no food, we feed them garbage

Why are MaanU related players are either rapists or drugists?

Atiku is rallying Obi so they can work together for the last time and defeat Tinubu but Obi won't just cooperate with anything PDP. This means that my suspicion about Obi/Tinubu is closer to the truth than any headless mob member can fathom even in their afterlife.

Acting

Truths9ja:
Mmesoma's Jamb result was issued by a Vendor! *In BATists voice* 🙄🙄🙄

Tinubu did not increased his credit units, they are not the same at all. but if this gives you a satisfying masturbation please keep it up.

Obi want to reap from Atiku's efforts. Oya Obi Vs Atiku for boxing the winner should be the declared the runner up to Tinubu in Feb, 25th general election

This is a total press confussence

This didn't sound closed to what we expected at all

Please help me read this grammar because na laugh I just dey laugh since reading it:

"....... Atiku Abubakar said he would only drop his fight with President Bola Tinubu if the Supreme Court rules in the President’s favour."
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So if supreme court rules in Atiku's favour he will continue to fight Tinubu still? It's like saying if you beat me I will stop fighting with you, when in actual fact you have no choice than to back down unless you wanted to get beaten to coma.
Instead of Waziri to accept defeat, haven found out that Tinubu truly graduated from CSU and move straight to Dubai from Chicago he cane back here telling us how he missed and messed the chance to run with Tinubu and win the presidential election. After all he said it himself that Tinubu went on to support Yaradua which helped him win. Jagaban has been in charge e don tay jor. Anyway thank you Alh Atiku for making job easiest for supreme court so they can silence those zombies masturbating over nothing once and for all.

I heard Atiku still talking about Muslim-Muslim ticket, the campaign is long long over nowwww!

The word indecent makes it offense already, self contradictory

State hospitals are the worst hit especially those states with 'LET MY PEOPLE POOR' salaries states.

Let's Tinubu present NEPA bill from Oluwole, he is your president for 8 years Alh Atiku.....

Kanu in trouble December, 15 which decsde? just December 15 ba

Note: MANUALLY

Average of 214.29 people per trip? Yess decimal for crippled passengers(God forgive me o) and 2500 people per day and about 11.67 trip per day as well. hmmm

That means you are capable right? Glory be to God

See Eluuupi governor o;

"In Abia State, Chief Press Secretary to Governor Alex Otti, Mr. Kazie Uko, said the state government is yet to know the details of the agreement on the proposed wage increase between the federal fovernment and labour and how it will apply to states"


Even JSS 1 student already knew the details of the agreement and indeed one state had committed to paying the N35k wage award and some states paying as little as N10k but LP people are still unaware of details of agreement between NLC and FG? Scam!

pricemond1:
As for me ooo

Even before bringing the child home, I will go and do the DNA 🧬 in another hospital, if the child is mine, I will come back to the hospital to pick you and the child. And if reverse is the case, am going home from the DNA centre.
The father of your child will come and discharge you.

Alot of men have died because of the sudden shock of raising another man's child for decades.

They no dey right cheating wife for head, so before you shock me, na me go first electrocute you.

Lolzzzz kai!