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I believe Soyinka has acquired insult-proof gown before saying this obvious truth. Get ready as they subject you to endless vituperations.

At this rate, I'm afraid we will soon have another form of government to be named Banditocracy

If you removed subsidy like FG did, it's just natural that fixed income earners, civil servants get elevated salary asap or are they expected to start stealing to survive?

This is a massive set back for Obi's future in LP, by the next election, they would have lost most of the grip they already have in power.

Exploitation and Police officer in the same sentence? No wonder young Nigerians are on the run to eurooe

ijustdey:
https://leadership.ng/dna-centre-sheds-light-on-child-paternity-fraud-in-nigeria/

Please how much does it cost?

As a Chelsea fan, this brings great relief

Do you share same sickness too?

Don't worry, our heads don dey complete small small, after that we shall export our poo poo to you to refine and drink

Nigeria has a proper president not a mob leader.

Football (FIFA) ? why not just buy Chelsea and sell their £1b poor players?

The girl must be virgin

This is magical!

From my experience as a grown up Nigeria, the complete mugus will continue to ramble 'Tinubu didn't graduate in Chicago University' till the end of 8 years of administration. Along the line, some less mugus will borrow themselves brain haven seen that it's not any different from what they did with Buhari is a clone blabbing. But the wise ones even if they truly believed Tinubu didn't graduate, they will still not waste a second in their time to say he didn't because they know it won't change anything.

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this is in response to this post that made front page today: https://www.nairaland.com/7834477/japa-fever-among-nigerian-youths


story 1:
i had an uncle who always complained about his job.
he worked in an oil company.
he told me to pursue my dreams (i used to be a music producer in the university) and how life is not all about making money
he complained he didn't have time for his family and how we wishes he could spend time with his children
he complained about how he's underpaid compared to expatriates
he complained so much, we (the family) actually had pity on him
long story short, we had an insider in the company (from our church) who told us,
my uncle was the person blocking my elder brother from getting a job in same company
he (the insider) was shocked we were related to him (my uncle)
he called our uncle in my fathers presence, who told him: do you want that small boy to overtake me in the family
my uncle didn't know the phone was on speaker!!!
this was 2008.


its easy for a beautiful girl with so many rich suitors to tell her 'not so fine' friends with only one suitor life is not about marriage
its easy for a rich person to tell a broke person life is not about money
its easy for someone in canada/US/europe to tell you in Nigeria the grass isn't greener abroad

someone who doesn't buy fuel for gen,
someone who doesn't sleep with multiple lecturers for marks in the university
someone who isn't slapped, abused and insulted in the hospital (like it happens in teaching hospitals in Nigeria)
SHOULD NOT TELL NIGERIANS ANYTHING ABOUT RELOCATING ABROAD

God bless you my person, I have a friend who travelled to UK 5months ago, we used to rough things together back then, guess what? he sent 200,000k to me last week. To him he only sent about £200 and my account don full. In Nigeria of today, as a bloody civil servant who must have spent the salary finished and started borrowing to limp towards month end, that money brought great relief. Subsidy removed, no salary increment under what is democramilitary kind of government. By my calculation, government isn't even paying enough for only feeding for most staff and they expect you at work? If I get means, I will not only Japa but I will forbid my children from coming back to make a visit to Nigeria in future. Anyone saying don't join us in UK, Canada etc should be regarded for what he/she is, selfish dick

Aonkuuse:
CBN, I don't really know what is happening there!! Is it that you guys don't have a solution to the rising dollar value or there is something you guys are not telling us??

Meanwhile, people who sit down and write this kind of long fake articles really get time oo

There are those making millions and billions from our crashing naira value and as for those drafting such long fake articles, they also benefit

Another NLC only strike, be rest assure that TUC will say they were not carried along. Waitin brown envelope no fit do does not exist. However, this strike is long overdue. Subsidy removed back in May and government at all level doesn't care how people survive the new skyrocketted price level. Not everyone is getting token for going on holiday.

This is the part that got me turning :

"This man, @PeterObi, continues to instigate his headless and consequently, brainless followers to a violent change of government. I have never seen a more desperate individual."

Lolzzz no be me talk am o, na another observant woman

Holy ghost sex is being misunderstood here. The woman went for deliverance water and the pastor is watering her right where it wets. hallelujah!!!

MimiSheWrote:
Hello Everyone, first of all I apologize in advance for the long note and also about my English, not actually my first language.

My name is Mimi, I was born in Nigeria... But cos of the nature of my dad's profession i have spent around 75% of my life in different countries outside Nigeria... Mostly in EU.

Well enough said about myself, cos this topic is not about me but about Nigerians... Our general mentality and perception of abroad.

Guys listen up... All that glitters is not really gold. Out there is not entirely what people think it is. And you might think just because I have spent so much time outside Nigeria i do not understand the struggle in Nigeria and therefore not qualified to tell you all this "nonsense"..... I completely get it.. trust me.

But even a random 3 years old kid knows that the country is messed up and nothing to write home about, we all know about the Suffering, depression and "starvation level of poverty" in Nigeria yeah.... That's why everyone is desperatly looking for a way out, no doubt... but trust me, JAPA is not 'always' your ticket out of poverty... Well 'sometimes' it is... but most times it's just your direct ticket to being subjected to racism,more depression,more struggles,several mental disorder,homelessness, modern day slavery and the list goes on and on.

Trust me... when it comes to hustling field, success is much more louder than failure. cos our mind was designed to constantly search for hope. which means you would quickly hear about the lucky 3% that made it big through JAPA, but hardly hear about the remaining unlucky 97% that found themselves in worse possible condition after the same JAPA. There's no money tree out here... there's no diamond river out here...
Is there more opportunities? Well yes, But there are millions of people that already done and still doing whatever you intend to come do over here and yet they are still in the worse condition than you are in right now.

You would literally cry when you see what most of our African brothers and sisters go through around the world in the name of Japa. And as a Nigerian?? Trust me it gets worse.. and your chances gets even much smaller. Cos no one trust Nigerians anymore any where around the world and I believe we all know why.

Sorry but I'm not trying to burst anyone's bubble, kill anyone's vibe or being a negative biitch! Naaaah I'm only trying to be realistic! I'm only trying to tell you something no travel agent would ever tell you and something people abroad hardly tell you, and even when they eventually do tell you...? You don't believe them.. instead you result to asking them questions like "why are they still there if it's that bad"? .....

Well.... You wanna know why most of them are still there? Let me tell you why... there is a psychological reason for that... First They are still in DENIAL. Imagine dreaming your entire life to travel abroad and finally have a good life, you probably invested almost everything or everything you have got to make it happen (your money, your time, your last hope)
But then you finally got there and then meet a reality that is entirely different from your life long dreams and perception of these faraway green lands?
I don't know if you know... but our brain is defensive in nature, it will automatically switch straight to denial mode... Leaving you with atleast enough 'hope and wait for a magic or should i say a miracle' (afterall this is abroad where magic happens?)
This is just one of the reasons why most of these people continue sticking around instead of returning home.

Another reason is that they are worried about what people back home would say or think... Because the people back home also got this general fvcked up mentality and very high expectation of people coming back from Japa (y'all need to stop it! Y'all need to get rid of that mentality, seriously ) cos like I said earlier... there is no bleeping money tree over there! I don't know where Nigerians got that idea from in the first place...
It needs to stop, yall driving the youth nuts with such mentality, it's doing more harm than good. That high expectation/ pressure back home is mostly the reason our people are more likely to result to crime out here (so just stop it! )

I have met alot of other African nationalities abroad... and amazingly they don't share the same mentality we have about Abroad. They treat abroad as just another hustling ground and not a direct ticket to success... Therefore they are more relaxed and less pressured than Nigerians out here.

Moving Abroad is not such a bad idea though, it worked and still works for few lucky ones (including my Family) it would be wrong and biased of me if I fail to mention that..
There are plenty of and more opportunities over out here not doubt...
But what I'm just saying is that... it's not always that easily reached.. as most people automatically believe.
Look... Somehow all these countries are intelligently designed In such a way that it take back almost entirely everything you make out here from you one way or the other... Through tax, through mind blowing bills or random expenses around every corner.

And at the end of the day you realize you are nothing but a modern day slave building someone's country for free... And without freedom.

Most people screaming Japa in Nigeria are far in better living condition and more stable mentally ,more happy than majority of people in the so called abroad without even knowing it. Sometimes Instead of gambling and betting your hard earned million of naira on Japa, it's more advisable to chill out... relax and invest that Millions in Nigeria. I'm just saying... You would probably end up living a life most people over there can only envy and dream of.

Thanks for reading my long note... I hope this helps someone in making a life decision out there. #ItsYourGurlMimi

I will still ask you what you hate to hear, why are they still out there? Sending hundreds of naira home with ease and asking us to help them buy lands, build houses for rentage etc back home?

All the ojoro don exposed, sack them all!

Minister for praise singer

Why wasting time on these insipid documents? even if Jesus come down to say Tinubu is 100% cleaner than Obi and Atiku that won't stop those who have been programmed to hate from saying Jesus is a liar.

Say all you want about Tinubu to keep busy, at least that takes away your thinking about the killing effects of fuel subsidy removal. Gari is now 2k per pain rubber, rice is as costly as gold to mentioned just the two. As a realistic man, I know that Chicago palavar can't get Tinubu out of the presidential seat so won't waste a time making a fool wishes.

Here is the sex time table:
Monday; Sherifah
Tuesday; Aisha
Wednesday; Rashidah
Thursday; Zainab
Friday; Aisha2
Saturday; Fatima
Sunday; Mariam

No resting day for the man.

One question: Did Buhari did commissioning of Dangote refinery or ground breaking the last time?

Anytime this government did anything commendable you see enemies of progress making comments that leave you wondering if a human with brain or AI with a faulty brainbox is the commenter. You never see anything with God's help, Tinubu will fix this country and whoever your choice of candidate is will acknowledge him eventually unless he wants to destroy Nigeria rather than fixing it as Tinubu is doing

Omenapounds:
if true, then for the first time since Tinubu was announced as the presidential flagbearer of APC, let me say, WELDONE Mr. President.

Welcome on board

Thats What it means to be a president and not just a mob leader. Well done the headache for all zombies world wide

PrinceOfLagos:
They keep inviting him for something not so important.

They see Tinubu as a mediocre that they could push around because they know he will jump on it like a motherfucker seeking for validation.

Imagine telling a president to leave his country and come and ring a bell?

Is this what Nigeria have been reduced to?

Is this not something that people like Tuface and Davido were invited to do by the Nigerian stock exchange some years back?

Why Dem dey yeye Tinubu like this na
What a disgrace

Too bad you don't understand what ringing that bell means.

Racoon:
Using the diplomatic means to help secure the local and subregional water territories but using local militant Lord's to protect oil pipeline and installations.

Whatever it takes to get result