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3 of them graduated the same year from The polytechnic Ibadan in 2006 and they studied Accounting Ade graduated with Upper credit while me Kola graduated with Lower credit and Yemi with pass.

Kola was the one that first get job in a multinational company simply because he can defend his lower credit even in the mist of First class graduate from reputable universities.

Yemi, because of inferiority complex he is working as security operative in Haloging security company.

Ade who graduated with Upper credit is still selecting job because he cant start work with little salary.

The fact is that Yemi was the most brilliant among the three friends back from the polytechnic but he was very sick in first semester of HND 1 and couldnt do some of the exams , same happen to him in ND 2 that makes his GP low. Ade is from a rich background, he had money to settle his way to have a good grade .

Kola was an average student he read and serious with his Exam but Poly ibadan Accounting dept is just too tough for him.

10 years after :

Yemi HND, PGD,BSC,MBA,ACA,became a owner of a SECURITY COMPANY (very big one ) in lagos

Kola HND,PGD,BSC,MBA,CIA,ACCA is now a manager in a multinational company with a lot of investments

Ade HND,PGD student MBA and ICAN is now working under Yemi's security company as a Recruiter or HR sa.

Its not all about your certificate but about yourself and your mind, you can get job with any grade if you can defend your certificate do not let anybody discourage you Certificate is just a paper but what you have upstairs is more paramount and can take you to anywhere .

Just be focus

I am one of the 3 friends

bionixs:
before ,it was hail APC but when APC messed up now, it becomes thunder fire APC and PDP. keep on confusing yourself

monitoring spirit

Both the faction and the original dey craz

Thunder fire both PDP and APC

Your bf supposed know say u bi olosho

This murderer looks fulfilled and never show any face of remorseful

but wait o, who is that unfortunate person that used to change the criminals clothes

Avoid walking around with beautiful ladies on campus..

let me share my experience on this;

In 2002 when i was in Poly Ibadan, there was this my coursemate that was very beautiful this lady senior me by age and to be sincere i never have it in mind to date her while she also take me for ordinary friend. Being a class governor of my department I used to protect the lady and help her on her academic while she's was also supplying my needs.There was one yeye lecturer who used to lecture us one of the core course that has interest in this girl. The man called me and instructed me to bring the lady to one hotel in Sango, she never spoke with the lady concerning it before o so I told him is not proper and not easy for me to just bring her without being informed. The exam was on the way u know?if you want to have carry over in this course dont bring the lady!!! said the lecturer, I told the man i cant and I didnt oblige with him till exam started.

When the result came out , do u know what ? lol and behold I scored 84% in the man's course !!! I was surprise because i never expect such high mark in the course, never knew is just a trick. I failed 2 other core courses in that semester even the one i was very good at...you know what? The lecturers connive to fail me but indirectly.

I got to know it was a plan work when I demanded for my script and I threatened to petition them if they refuse to show me my script. Thank God say i sabi person

But my boss graduated with pass and the man still remain the most intelligent in my company

Lord... When I have a lot to think about my life, I will now be watching this useless show.

What's the meaning of this...and someone parents are watching their children having live sex on the show. Aye ti baje!!!

Watching xvideo Is far better than this trash

oloriburuku omo akotileta

the tenants suposed to have thrown the ideeot in the fire. see what he caused now

dumo1:
Slay king spotted.. moscobabs see one of the people you were talking about.

....she/he sounds fake

Useless9jagirls:
U said it all bro


All those pikin nor send u oooo

I been don witness am b4 oo around 2006

Wn i sitdwn dis guy jux dey reason me, him bee say make him lap me, my sister nor gree ooo

And for d driver wey dm dey always naked

Na shut nicker dm dey always wear wit singlet

Exactly ...dirty nicker and white turns brown siglet

THIS IS A GRACE

can you get me the white ford in that pictures with that amount?

Nobody can take molue out of lagos o, we cant do without it.

-The big bus is for smartest people in Lagos , u can go in with #100 and come down with #500 ...no need to pick pocket o but u can collect some of the co passenger's fare together and not remit it to the conductor especially from Kola to Oshodi .

- You can refuse to pay the conductor and still slap him if he talks too much.

- Molue where kids dont have respect for elders, small pikins go sitdon and old man go dey on standing.

- Molue where driver will be driving half unclad

- Molue where number of passengers on standing triple the number of the sitting while those hanging is equal to sittings

- Molue where fats people go dey tell the slim ones to shift properly

- Molue where slayqeens and slaykings will be calling their lovers that they are in uber even with the noise

- Molue where one medicine can cure all sicknesses/diseases

- Molue where fake people will be making fake calls to spirit that ''I'm in a public bus'' just to woo a lady

- molue where u will know the level of some men in suits (imagine almost 20 men wearing suits in the heat)

- Molue where there is no rich or the poor everybody is equal , if u want respect go carry uber !!

- The molue smell is bae

Molue is Lagos legend

*YORUBA VALENTINE – THE AFRICAN WHO DIED FOR LOVE*

Valentine, they say, is the celebration of love. But whenever sacrificial love is being talked about, they make it seem like Africans do not have the capacity to pay the ultimate price for love. They talk about how Jack died for the girl in Titanic, they talk about how Romeo died for Juliet, they talk about how St. Valentine died for a babe. You want to know the truth, they are all LIES! The Love story in Titanic was fabricated, Romeo was just a product of Shakespeare's imagination, and there was no St. Valentine death anywhere. Please confirm for yourself.

On the other hand, in Africa, we have some real genuine cases where guys died for the sake of their lovers. Guys who lived amongst us in flesh and blood, not some made up Jack Dawson, Romeo or St. valentine. Let me tell you the story of one of such people who gave his all for his love, here in Africa.

The Oyo empire was a very big empire in West Africa back in the days, it was situated largely in the country called Nigeria today. it formed one of the four major empires of Africa. To rise to become the king of the Oyo empire, a group of people called Oyo mesi (kingmakers) have to give their blessings. It so happened that at one time, the head of those King makers was a man named Gaa, his chieftancy title was "Bashorun", so he was called Bashorun Gaa!

Ha! Gaa was wicked! he was feared! Just the mention of his name made quite a lot of people develop weak knees. You think the biblical Pharoah was wicked? compared to Gaa, Pharoah was an angel. Bashorun Gaa personally installed 4 kings and killed them, just to show his might. When Bashorun Gaa installed Labisi as king, the man didn't even finish his installation rites before Gaa caused his death. Just 17 days into the initiation rites and the poor dude was dead.
He appointed the next king immediately, Alaafin Oduboye. After Oduboye became king, Gaa demanded that the king prostrate to him. Just because Oduboye refused, saying it's never done, Gaa killed him just 130 days after he ascended the throne!

Pronto, Another prince, Alaafin Agboluaje was made king by Gaa again. Alaafin Agboluaje tried to obey Gaa but the "Bebe" celebration caused a rift between them, and guess what? Yes, you guessed correctly, Gaa killed him! (The Bebe is a story for another day).
Next, Gaa installed Agboluaje's brother, Alaafin Majeogbe promptly. Within 90 days, you know what happened? Yeah, you are catching on real fast, Majeogbe was killed. 4 kings within a spate of one and a half years! Gaa was a terror.

Look, you won't understand the impunity Gaa wielded in Oyo with his sons. Let me give you an example; Gaa's son forced an "alabaru" (a commercial load carrier) to carry a luggage far heavier than the guy could carry. He walked behind the alabaru amusing himself with the guy's suffering. He remarked in jest that the man's neck had become so thick that he doubted if a sword could cut through. He pulled out his sword to confirm it. Peu! he cut the "Alabaru's" head, just like that! Ni'lu to l'oba, to ni'joye. No one dared touch him, cos he was Bashorun Gaa's son.
Another Son of Bashorun Gaa shot dead a farmer making ridges in the farmer's own land. When he was asked why he killed the farmer, Gaa's son replied, "the bastard was disfiguring Oyo land by making horns on it". Ridges! .... Horns! Not even the king could do anything about it because he was Gaa's son. Now you have a LITTLE understanding of who i am talking about.

Bashorun Gaa had a mortar in his house that if he sits atop, he is said to turn into a mighty elephant that can destroy 400 battalions of soldiers at once. uhn-uhn, Gaa was not a man to toy with.

So, after Alaafin Majeogbe was killed, another prince was again appointed by Bashorun Gaa as king, Alaafin Abiodun Adegoolu, as we say in this part, really borrowed himself brain o. Infact, by that time, no one wanted to be Alaafin anymore. but kingship was forced on Adegoolu. To preserve his life, the Alaafin Adegoolu used to go to Bashorun Gaa's house EVERY morning to prostrate for him. We are talking about the greatest king in the whole of Yoruba kingdom fa! The only king who has the title of DEATH!. Iku baba yeye, alase ikeji orisa (Death the father, Death the mother, second in command to the gods). When the King prostrates to a chief, who else dares look the chief in the face? None, save for a man who has love burning in his breast.

Alaafin Adegoolu had a daughter called Agboin. just to please Bashorun Gaa, Alaafin Adegoolu made up his mind to give the girl out to Gaa in marriage. So, every morning when the king comes back to the palace from his prostrating session with Bashorun Gaa, Alaafin Adegoolu would send his daughter, Agboin to Gaa's house to give him some kolanuts on her way to the market. Agboin obeyed her parents by taking the kola nuts to Gaa but she always complained to her mother that she was not interested in Gaa as she already had someone she loved. on one of such days when she was complaining to her mother, the queen asked her who this boy was that she was always talking about?

Agboin, the princess of the Alaafin opened her buccal cavity and uttered an odoriferous stench, she said she was in love with the son of a common peasant, his name was Akinkunmi. "Akinkun-what?! What does that even mean?" asked the mother. Akin, in yoruba language, actually means courage. Akinkunmi is a name that translates to "I am filled with courage". The queen gave Agboin a lecture i want all ladies reading this to pay attention to. "listen my daughter, any Akin (courage) that does not have an Ola (wealth) in it, is a useless Akin. if you must fall in love with an Akin, he should be an AkinOLA, AkinbobOLA, AkindunmOLA, e.t.c. Any other kind of Akin is a useless Akin". Yet, Agboin loved her peasant Akinkunmi so.

So, it came to a time that Bashorun Gaa decided to make a charm to increase his wealth. The herbalist told Gaa that the blood of a deer would be required for the sacrifice. in yoruba language, a deer is called AgbonRin. the next morning when the king's daughter came to deliver the kolanut, Bashorun Gaa detained her and gave her to the herbalist to use for the wealth charm. "My Lord", said the herbalist, "this is a human being, what we need is AgbonRin (a Deer) for the sacrifice. Gaa retorted and said "this is Agboin, i order you to use it, there is no difference between AgboRin and Agboin save for an alphabet". Thus, the princess was pounded alive until she became pulp and blood could be extracted from her.

When Alaafin Adegoolu heard what had happened, he was devastated. He shed tears, hot tears but there was nothing he could do, he dared not confront Bashorun Gaa. Otio. Gaa ke? Rara. If Shea-Butter (ori) ever dares the sun, the ointment is attempting a ruinous transformation of state from solid to liquid. Alaafin Adegoolu, despite being angry reminded himself that "shoe get size, and Okrika get quality". The Alaafin sought for help. He dressed up as a woman and went to look for the Aare-Ona-Kakanfo (War Generalisimo) of the yoruba race. The Aare-ona-Kakanfo at the time was Aare Oyabi, he was resident in Ajase.

For three days after the killing of Agboin had gone viral (yes ke, it went viral ni now), Akinkunmi could not sleep. he was boiling in anger. he was furious that his love was killed just like that and no one could do anything about it. On the fourth day, while the king went to Aare Oyabi, Akinkunmi couldn't stand the pain any longer, in anger, he barged into the house of Bashorun Gaa early in the morning of the fourth day.
"Where is that big fool called Gaa?" Akinkunmi shouted as he entered Gaa's house. Sacriledge! "Egbin o n yoro". One of Bashorun Gaa's slaves, Gbagi, came out to meet Akinkunmi and said to him, "You this son of a peasant, what is it that makes you so garrulous without a fear of consequences, are you aware of where you are?" Akinkunmi responded with a classic statement that has never been forgotten ever since. He said, "I may be the son of a peasant but what i am is a SON to my father, no matter the wealth you display, what you are is a SLAVE to Gaa. Just call me that old fool named Gaa and let him come explain to me why he had to kill my Agboin".

"Who the hell is that?" Bashorun Gaa himself asked as he came into the outer room to meet the two young lads. "Oh", retorted Gbagi the slave, "The dog that goes into the lion's den would earn itself a bath of blood". "its okay", said Akinkunmi, "However, the lion itself would have some stains of blood on its skin". At this, Akinkunmi rushed at Gaa and took out an ounde (charmed belt) which he swiped at Gaa. The great Bashorun Gaa became paralysed! Gaa realised that truly, the one who sneers at the kudeti river, calling it an inconsequential flash flood, is usually drowned in that river. An inconsequential Akinkunmi struck a debilitating blow to the mighty Gaa!. At that point, Gbagi struck down Akinkunmi with a sword and Akinkunmi died on the spot. He died for his love Agboin, even when he knew Agboin may never be allowed to marry him. Akinkunmi sacrificed his all just for his love.

it is said that by the time the Aare-ona-kakanfo Oyabi entered the city of oyo with his warriors against Bashorun Gaa, Gaa couldnt get to his mortar quick enough to get into it to turn into an elephant. this was why Alaafin Abiodun Adegoolu was able to conquer Gaa. if Gaa was not paralysed, he would have gotten to his mortar. if he had gotten to his mortar, even the Aare-ona-kakanfo might have been toast.

All of Gaa's children were killed. To ensure Gaa does not have any family lineage at all, the Alaafin ordered the killing of all his grand children too, even the toddlers. And finally, any pregnant woman carrying Gaa's blood was disemboweled, before Gaa himself was killed.

Due to this event, an adage was coined in yoruba land that is being used uptill today. it goes thus :
"Bi o l'aya osika, bi o ri iku Gaa, o yio so otito". if you have the heart of a cruel man, take note of Gaa's death and be true.

Some men dont just have brain, i cant imagine myself staying with a woman like that


Igando again?

Is Igando, Ikotun, Ijegun and Ejigbo cursed? why is it that bad news relating to relationship always happen in that area of lagos?

With that her stretch mark and her ugly mecca tooth?

Boredom and lack of home training

The only sickness in my Nissan quest......the fan always stop

ogawriter:
Bros, you try. It's not easy to raise such amount of money legitimately in Nigeria given the present economic situation.

It all depends on what field you want to invest in or are willing to invest in. But here are my top three.

1. Agriculture

Plant farming ( plantain, banana, cassava etc)

Animal farming ( fish, poultry, pig, snail, etc)

2. Food storage or food supply chain.

Here you buy foodstuff in bulk when they are in season and cheap and store them to sell with profit when they are scarce. Examples of such foodstuff are corn, palm oil, onions, and so more.

As per food supply chain you can transport foodstuff from places of abundance to places where they are scarce. A friend of mine made hundreds of thousand nairas this past December buying cow from the north and supplying to customers in the south. He made on average 40k per supply and supplied more than 15.

3. Mini importation
Here you import products such as clothes, shoes, jeweleries. ladies cosmetics, hair or even tech products from online stores like Alibaba and eBay and sell. There are treads here on NL with details on how to do this.

Ps: you need to conduct your own survey and invest in a business you have some knowledge about. Remember "No Risk No Reward"

** I wish you all the best and success my own bit of advice is run away from betnaija and co and also from people like the OP below who will invite you to invest in a bogus business otherwise you will lose everything.

Aye o ni baje ..thank u

NwaAmaikpe:



Hope this isn't a foul play on Southerners.
Those girls aren't wearing hijabs and they live in Sabon Gari.


I can't believe kids that big can't open a parked car themselves.

guy pls use your sense na. must u seek for ''like'' always with your stupidity ?

lonelydora:
8. Removing your engine thermostat as most 'Kazeems' advise.

Is removing Thermostat contributes to fuel consumption?

tesppidd:
Lol

Benue and Imo are the only problematic states we have in Nigeria

Strange story everyday