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What is this country turning into!

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Oh villa oh villa
Why do thou ensnare our first women in you
First, it was Stella
who in a bid to favourably compete with the shapely drum tight belle ladies that hover round you
got ensnared by you
and got herself snuffed out
like a sudden withered flower

Then came Turai
Who you got enmeshed in power
Compare to that of head of caliphate
That even after the death of her husband
Relinquishing power was national outcry
Hence, doctrine of necessity

Your ensnared Patience is still fresh in our memories
You made her diverted our kids from 'Barney & Friends' to herself in comic
Floated her with a sea of power
That inadvertently made her a co-pilot
On her husband's nose-dived plane

Oh villa oh villa
Here you are again
Set to pitch our amiable Aisha against our change pilot

Oh villa oh villa
Could Reuben Abati be right about you?
Or should we take it that all 'villa' as we call village
Is embedded with witchcraft?

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If this is true then we will have to send battalion of DSS to clamp down on the person that sold waller's form to Aisa

I like his originality

2018! Doesn't that sound like banking on Dangote's refinery?

Guy, you are as culpable as the rapist. Goodness, 20mins and you were silent! I'm sure you were enjoying her agonizing sound. In a word, that's WICkEDNESS!

Where ever there are two or three women;







there's a party

Sultan of Sokoto just announced the sighting of moon and subsequent start of Ramadan fasting tomorrow on NTA Network News. Happy Ramadan fasting to our Muslim brothers and sisters

So legislative Aides too have association. Na wa o

Buhari got this wrong. GEJ didn't need to budget that much for road because Sure-P was there to take care of the chunk of it

What makes Buhari's own late is because he was hitherto not running on any budget, thereby making the economy stand still

Regime of policy and counter policy

It's alright with the season. After all, we are in the era of news and counter news

The question is, who is to blame? The CBN that's suppose to know its modus operandi or the person that was sent and went to collect the money

How touchy! #Godatwork

People with their unprofessional style of journalism. Which is more important, the picture of the people there for commissioning or the picture of the mall and what it's about?

When it's time to recruit for police it got advertised weeks even before a portal is opened for it, but if it were CBN, #kitchencabinetthing

Not his fault, everything makes news this days

You omitted 'No'

I so pray this turns out right. With this a lot of capital flight will be reduced. We shall get their

Amechi can lieee........just like"I've never stolen before"

Although she sure can't match NOI, but watching her answering questions on NTA #Goodmorningnigeria this morning, I will say she has a good insight of the economy

Is there no other link to watch it besides youtube?

To me, Audu only shares his historical death with Sani Abacha. Both died after their election victory was eminent

DSTV isn't forcing anybody to remain with them. We've got option, let's go for it! Starsat rocks

I am not much of an expert in english language but I have noticed in the cause of my conversing, reading dailies and listening to presenters that the most wrongly used english word in Nigeria is "bogus". Bogus according to oxford dictionaries means "not genuine or true", I.e, a bogus deal, bogus insurance claim e.t.c.
Unfortunately, people have changed the meaning to something that is very big or too much. I just finished watching one of the national television morning talk show and a renowned presenter misused the word too by asking his guest if he thinks the 18,000 naira minimum wage is bogus.
Which other english word do you think is more misused than this?

How I love this quote! Can't just stop laughing

Nice one. Though, going by the GEJ automobile policy, I expect automobile companies to be churning out ranges of nigeria cars in droves by now