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HOW MANY OF THESE MEMORIES CAN U REMEMBER FROM PRIMARY SCHOOL DAYS?... �Garri school days�?

You must be able to recite/sing at least 10 of the under listed BY HEART:

1.
Some have food but cannot eat,
some can eat but have no food.
We have food and we can eat.
Glory be to thee o Lord. Amen.

2.
The day is bright is bright and fair
oh happy day, the day of joy
The day is bright is bright and fair
oh happy day, the day of joy
mama jollof rice!

3.
Oh my home o my home
when shall I see my home
wen shall I see my native land
I will never forget my home!

4.
Holiday is coming [2x]
no more warning bells
no more teachers cane.
goodbye teachers, goodbye scholars
I’m going 2 spend
a jolly holiday [2x]

5.
h-i-p- for d hip
p-o-p-o for d hipopo
and t-a-m-u-s for the hippopotamus
hippopotamus!

6.
Parents listen to your children
we are the leaders of tomorrow
try and pay our school fees
and give us good education

7.
I am a little sailor boy that comes from the sea
that comes from the sea just to marry you
Oh will u marry marry marry
will you marry me?

8.
8 o’clock is d time for school, don't be late in d morning.
8 o’clock is for boys and girls, come to school in za mornin.

9.
Morning has broken, like the 1st morning, blackbirds have spoken, like the 1st word
Praise for the singing. Praise for the morning, Praise for the evening, Fresh from the world.

10.
Now the day is over, night is drawing nigh, shadows of the evening, still across the skies
Glory to the father, Glory to the son, And to thee blessed spirit, Whilst all ages run, Amen!

11.
Rain rain go away
come again another day
Little children want to play

12.
Tisha jowo, mo fe jegba temi
nami lowo, mashe nami nidi, tidimi babe,
mape baba mi wa, baba mi, a ba e ja.

13.
All things bright and beautiful, all creature great and small
all things bright and wonderful,
the lord god made them all.
He gave us eyes to see them
And lips that we might tell
He gave us “something” colors
And made the mighty se E E E

14.
Bojuboju o oh! Oloro m’bo! e para mo o oh!
Se kin se, Shee!! she she she she Shee!!
E pere Mi Heey! Eni toloro ba mu , a paaa je (A paa jee!!)

15.
Jack and Jill went up to a hill,
To fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his Leg,
And jill came tum b ling after(wonder what they really went to do up that hill)

16.
My mother, who sat and watched my infant head
when sleeping on my cradle bed, and tears affectionately shed,
My Mother
When pain and sickness makes me cry, you gaze upon my heavy eye and pray to God that I shouldn’t die,
My Mother,

17.
Row Row Row your Boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a dream.

18.
Old Rodger is dead and gone to his grave, hmm!!, haa!!, gone to his grave
He planted an apple tree over his head, hmm!!, haa!!, over his head
The apple grew ripe and ready to drop, hmm!!, haa!!, ready to drop
There came an old woman to pick them all up, hmm!!, haa!!, pick them all up
Old Rodger got up and gave her a knock, hmm!!, haa!!, gave her a knock
(can't remember the rest)

19.
Papa mama school no dey,
Wetin happen?
Our teacher dey smoke gari for school
Which kind gari?
Ijebu gary
, cele wata,
calabar groundnut
ondo sugar

20.
RIVERS IN AFRICA ARE
RIVERS IN AFRICA ARE
NILE , NIGER,
BENUE , CONGO
ORANGE , LIMPONPO
ZABENZI

21.
Wherever you go (go go go n go)
Wherever you see (sisi eko)
Do not say yes, when you mean to say no(Baba Ibadan)

22.
Sanda lily, sanda lily3x
Sanda lily, sanda li
(Which is the way many of us were taught)

23.
I am a teacher (lawyer, doctor etc) in my country
Every body knows me well
If you look me up and down you will see that its true!

HOW MANY CAN YOU REMEMBER?

A man can be in UK and not OK, he can live in US and still be USELESS. All good things come from ABOVE not ABROAD

*Have you noticed* *~•°•~•°•~* *Nobody Drinks alcohol* *Faster Than Someone Who Didn’t Pay for it!!*
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U gather different gals�‍♀�� picture for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal to believe say u no cheat.. uncle, u be photographer?��

Uncle... Instead of giving her 20k to buy ordinary wig to that thoughtless brain. Help her buy cartoons of Indomie and 4 crates of Egg with a little stove. Let her start MAI SHAI business. We're tired of all this lazy girls with Big God. ��� ���

Uncle... Instead of giving her 20k to buy ordinary wig to that thoughtless brain. Help her buy cartoons of Indomie and 4 crates of Egg with a little stove. Let her start MAI SHAI business. We're tired of all this lazy girls with Big God. ��� ���

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Laugh ��� and Laugh ���

I wonder how people could be this funny...
Imagine two guys were fighting and I tried to make things right between them. But when I hear the cause of the fight I couldn't help it... How will you borrow your friend's cloth and then slim fit it��������

*"African parents be like, "I will never curse you, but whatever you do to me, your children shall do to you 10 times worse*........

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Plus the one that has long lasting battery

*Are you bored? Just go to an unknown wedding and shout "I still love you".....and wait for the drama*

U can thank me later

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My advice for guys out there

If she replies by saying, *I don't date broke guys*... My brother just go and work hard�. Make sure you fix your broke status......
..when she texts you , tell her you only date virgins. Just sit back and watch how she's gonna fix that.�������

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For those who are yet to watch Triple Threat the movie is a Bomb

You go to Europe or America for 3 months and you come back with bleached skin When we ask you what happened, you say it's the weather.
Do you know how long Paul Pogba , Ngolo Kante and and Akon have been there?

Please fear God ���

My infinix now shows 4G on glo network

In Africa,immediately you fix bulbs for your neighbors, BOOM! They Will start telling everyone that you're an electrician & you can fix Transformer

Thank God INEC is not Responsible for Conducting marriage Ceremony; Many marriages would have been Inconclusive or Suspended. ���

Join me to thank God. I saved a life today. I asked someone how will you feel if I give you N500,000.
He replied Oga I go die o.
So I kept my money and saved his life.���‍

If you are BROKE and your wife is HARDWORKING and paying the RENT, then it's your ROLE to scream during sex. You can't be USELESS day and night ����

GIRLS ..Continue clubbing, smoking weed with your boyfriend thinking its cool...my sister that guy will marry someone decent and use you as a testimony in church, Stay warned����

I love this Story, ������

A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

He could not control his curiosity and asked,

"Do you always carry your TV remote with you?�"

She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."

*Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbies.....*�������

The story continues....�

The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.

He said, "your husband has blocked your credit card.........."������

*MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*����������

Story continues....

Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

*Moral: Don't underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*

Story continues...

After swiping, the machine indicated, 'ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONE'.......

*Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!*

Story continues....

She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.

It was her husband's phone showing the forwarded SMS.

She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn't call her during her shopping.

She bought her items and returned home happily.

*Moral: Don't underestimate a desperate woman!*�����

Story continues....

On getting home, his car was gone.�����

A note was pasted on the door

"Couldn't find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need something".����

Damn... He left with the house key too.

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*Moral: Don't try to control your husband!*
You will always lose ��������

Don't laugh alone.

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