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Grupo:
You are an insensitive animal with your dry copy and paste joke.

your father

I'm still wondering All those people that fly at night
Can't they use that chance and fly out of Nigeria?

You buy car for your girl, ,another guy buys fuel, That's division of labour. You buy her clothes another man removes them, That is separation of powers. She tells you she is not ready for sex, whilst another guy drills daily, That's Satanism

U will be dating your girl and some random idiot will just mention marriage to her... all of a sudden she'll start behaving like traffic lights.
Then she'll start asking U questions like "where is this relationship heading".....
Siaaaa its going to Up station ..

If carpenter was enough for Mary the mother of Jesus then what is wrong with girls of nowadays
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I was Sweeping this morning when my neighbor passing and Singing.. Yahoo is the key Yahoo is the key Yahoo is the master key.. Niggas Started with laptop and end up with Millions , Yahoo is the master key. I just Smile and reply.. Prison is their home Prison is their home Prison is their permanent home... Niggas Started with laptops and end up at prison , Prison is their permanent home. Since morning he's looking at me with one kind eye ! Abeg friends did I offend him��

A Korean actress revealed that she eats three spoons of rice to prevent growing fat, hmmm

But my Ghanaian ladies eat that three spoons to check whether the salt is enough

A date is a meeting between two people, who wish to know more about one another. Not an Opportunity to Eat and order food you have Never ate before

That awkward moment when your lecturer ask you, what is 1×2? But because you are addicted to betting, you reply Home or Away Win

Do you have a stubborn sister or daughter who always go clubbing and don't like sleeping home, if yes?
Then contact us������
We impregnate such girls to avoid them going out.
No disappointment

*You are slim, no ass, no boobs, you keep visiting the gym and you are always drinking lipton...*

My sister are you contesting for "MISS SELFIE STICK"?

After shouting baby eat me like INDOMIE Saturday nite, you'll go to church on Sunday and be singing 'I KNOW WHO I AM.'

Yes na we all know that you are an INDOMIE.

Nowadays u will find a 12yrs old singing "my money �, my body na ur own ooh baby "when I was that age I was busy singing "my head, my shoulders, my knees, my toes they all belong to Jesus " children of nowadays sha. � � �

The Problems Of Nigeria Started With Confusion In Speaking English...
British: Extreme American : End Nigerian : Extreme end
British: Knicker American: Short Nigerian: Short knicker
British : Salon American : Barbershop Nigerian: Barbing salon
British: Bend American: corner Nigerian: Bending corner
British: so, American: Therefore Nigerian: So therefore,
British: Still American: Yet Nigerian: Still Yet
British : Should American: incase Nigerian: Should incase
British: Return American: Backward Nigerian: Return backward
British : Henceforth American : From now on Nigerian : From now henceforth
British: Reverse American: Turn back Nigerian: Reverse back
British: tell me the reason America: tell me why Nigeria: tell me the reason why
British: Ten Pounds each American: Ten Dollars each Nigerian: Ten Ten naira each.
You see where our problem started?

olatunjiw4love@gmail.com

*I Heard That Indian Was the* *First Country to Do Brain Surgery* *Something Nigerian mum has been doing* *with Ordinary Slap*

A man can be in UK and not OK, he can live in US and still be USELESS. All good things come from ABOVE not ABROAD

Wife sent a message to her husband : Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Priscilla say hi to you .

Husband : Who is Priscilla ?

Wife : Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message

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Twist in the tale.....

Husband : But I'm with Priscilla right now , so which Priscilla are you talking about?

Wife : Where are you....?���

Husband: Near the vegetable market�

Wife : Wait I'm coming there right now ...!

After 10 minutes she texts her husband "Where are you"?

Husband:"I'm at office. Now that u'r at the market, buy whatever vegetables you need...
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GUY: Babe I really want U 2 be mine . Girl: Lol! I have a boyfriend sorry. . Guy: Goalposts have keeper but strikers Always score. . Girl: Lol! U look like a defender in this one then. . Guy: Sergio Ramos is a defender but He has scored in 2 champions league finals. . Girl: Whatever Dude! Besides my boyfriend is tall and rich!. . Guy: Manuel Neuer is 6'4 but Messi still chipped Him. . Girl: Lol! But U know that Messi is richer than Manuel Neuer right? . Guy: Sure I know but Messi isn't taller dan Him, so that is 1 - 1 and that was all Barcelona needed to oust Chelsea and move on to win the champions league that year. So? . Girl: U never give up do U? . Guy: Chile kept playing for 99 years before they went in to win the copa America. And then won it back to back.. So? . Girl: Lol! This your knowledge of soccer will really take U places. . Guy: Lol, surely will and the next destination is your heart. . Girl: Dont even try it I will just block U . Guy: In 2006 Petr Cech tried blocking Stephen Hunt from scoring, Cech ended up hurting Himself. . Girl: Loool! U are a genius, call me I'll be free this weekend!!!. With FOOTBALL anything is possible

*Nigerians be like pls u get flashing credit? Ah just wan tell this guy make e no forget the package wey we discuss and make he add something join ham....
Shuuuu,for inside flashing?�

I was just wondering those who got married during d time of coin. How did de spray them?Were they stoning them with coins or how?

The Day U Wear Fine Cloth, � No One Will See you � � But the Day you Just Wear 1 faded Polo, you Will Run Into 2 Of Ur Ex's, 5 Of Ur Crush and 8 Of your Old Classmates

KoiceReloaded:
Streamed it, but you can get it from HERE

Thanks so much

KoiceReloaded:
Black Summer
A brand new zombie apocalypse set in the Z Nation universe.

where did you download the series from

pls I need your advice on this matter.





Someone should please help me out on this....

My wife's long time friend just visited from the States and was about to leave when she beckoned on my kids and offered them $1,000....(360k). Only for these children to say "Thank you Ma, our parents warned us never to collect gifts from strangers." ���

Choi! I almost shouted aloud- Which parent said that to you??

Meanwhile, I am really loosing myself now....
How can these children do this to us. My eyes are still on her palms and trying to surpress the anger abi tears is almost coming out.....

In this BUHARI'S REGIME BIKONU�

$1,000 cannot just pass me like that. Should I loose my family tradition or what biko nu ooo.

The lady is still here talking with us. I'm just nodding and thinking of how to remind the kids of the family clause that whatever Daddy did not approve does not apply. Or just call them out and try to convince them to go and collect this money and shun mummy's warning...

Any suggestions please��������� ��.

URGENTLY BEFORE SHE BIDS HER FINAL GOODBYE..... chimooo dollar ooooo

I recognize one of my Facebook friends on d road, when she was about to cross, she didn't see the car coming behind her. Before I could shout

*"Mhis pearly issa sexy BadGal cute Bae akosua minaj"* watchout!!!
The car had already knocked her down,

*"I'm now at the burial*

I recognize one of my Facebook friends on d road, when she was about to cross, she didn't see the car coming behind her. Before I could shout

*"Mhis pearly issa sexy BadGal cute Bae akosua minaj"* watchout!!!
The car had already knocked her down,

*"I'm now at the burial�����*

Some guys can deceive ehn.. They will be like " Baby, I see my future kids� in ur eyes".. � � �...Weldone Chairman of National population census��
Hope u'r seein golden morn, pampers and other baby food on her forehead too?�...
#guys sha��
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Some guys can deceive ehn.. They will be like " Baby, I see my future kids� in ur eyes".. � � �...Weldone Chairman of National population census��
Hope u'r seein golden morn, pampers and other baby food on her forehead too?�...
#guys sha��
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Girls this habit of wearing Ear rings, Nose rings, Necklace, Belly Button rings, Eye rings et.c is Getting out of hand..

A Girl at the bus stop fell and sounded like a tray full of spoons, forks and knifes ����