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Gud night sons of pharaoh

Regina is 19. She has been around for a while. She is a beautiful university undergraduate. She has the moral capacity to choose a man.

Register that.

Ned Nwoko is 59. He a lawyer politician and businessman. He has run a successful law practice in London. He was once in the house of reps. He is very rich. He identifies himself as a Muslim.

Register that.

Of late Regina has been loud. She has been flaunting cars and advertising trips in private jets. Many have wondered whom her financier is

And they gossiped. And mummured.

Okay.

They may have been well within their rights to curiosity to raise eyebrows. We all do sometimes



But now Ned Nwoko has put a ring on the girl's finger.

That's the clincher.

Why are they still batting their eyelids? And running their mouths.

I know She has sparked more than jealousy. But people should contain themselves. That man has a castle that has a zoo and an Olympic size swimming pool. He has a law practice.

Regina has not made a bad choice.

You can call her a gold digger. But she has a ring. Dont forget the ring.

And she did not marry a drug dealer.

Why cant you look at it like this.

Perhaps she has what takes to get noticed and attract a proposal from such a man. You cant dig such gold with rickety legs and fingers.

Be happy for her. After all love should be blind. Yeah.

Many women will not marry very poor and jobless men. But they will find their voice and say:

Dis Regina eh......na real ........

That man eh...na yeye pedo....

He is 59. She is 19. What's wrong with that?

Would it have been true love if she were very rich at 19 and he very poor at 59, and they decided to marry?

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Still yet to watch the episode but are u saying the army of the dead are finally wipe out just in a single episode and they won't be fighting the army of the dead again

That awkward moment when your lecturer ask you, what is 1×2? But because you are addicted to betting, you reply Home or Away Win

*What is confusion*

Confusion is when your parents tell u that sex before marriage is a sin but u saw urself in their wedding pic

*If you’re ugly you’re ugly don’t tell us about inner beauty.*
*Have you ever seen short people saying we have inner height*

Datazone:
It might not be easy to break up completely with her, I understand. Just start planning for a different relationship, slowly break her grip in your life. How? Don't call her again at all. You can chat her up once in a while and don't reply swiftly (like 6 hours - 24hrs before any reply). Don't do her those baby this that bullshit you have been doing on your chats. Go for 2 days without replying her chats. If she doesn't reply your chat, so be it. Don't answer her, till.she replies that chat - bone her, this will put guilt in her mind later on. Do this within 3 months and the gap will stand to widen . Slowly search for a new girl, study her and prepare for a new relationship. There are other tricks in my bags, but typing isn't my thing

if as if you know what going on
sometimes u send her message and she won't bother to open the chat in her WhatsApp and she be online chatting randomly with other people

Thank u all for the advice and I've stop calling her since but something happen last night that my heart just keep on telling me to call her but I force myself not too.
if she's unable to chat me up on WhatsApp or did not receive my calls fir like 3 days upward that when she will call my line and now I've been trying to a oud her for the past two weeks now it ain't easy but at least I'm trying to be strong

kherlly:
Hope we ain't dating the same girl?



Mine is only free on Mondays too but one excuse or the other won't let her visit.


Where is she base

I stay in the island and her off is on Monday
would u mind telling me her name cos she has many names

Datazone:
It might not be easy to break up completely with her, I understand. Just start planning for a different relationship, slowly break her grip in your life. How? Don't call her again at all. You can chat her up once in a while and don't reply swiftly (like 6 hours - 24hrs before any reply). Don't do her those baby this that bullshit you have been doing on your chats. Go for 2 days without replying her chats. If she doesn't reply your chat, so be it. Don't answer her, till.she replies that chat - bone her, this will put guilt in her mind later on. Do this within 3 months and the gap will stand to widen . Slowly search for a new girl, study her and prepare for a new relationship. There are other tricks in my bags, but typing isn't my thing

thanks so much for the advice and please can u give me ur contact if we can chat on WhatsApp

NIGERIAN GIRLS.

1. At 14, they are the fine sweet teens.

2. At 16, they wanna roll with older ones. It's fun being the new hottie in the group.

3. At 18, they probably have had 1st sex.
They cling to this one guy & talk all about how they won't leave the guy.

4. At 20, they might be at the University. They make new male friends & slowly lose interest in
the former guy.

5. At 22, they make friends with girls who wear more expensive clothes & who also date expensive guys. These set of girls use porsh phones, so they get intimidated & need to join
the elite school girls league.

6. At 24, they are now porsh! They now roll with rich male friends who they scam & take
money from for mere sex. At this point, if a random guy chats her up, she might snub! If you ask her phone no, she makes you feel like a stalker.
They prefer guys who actually want to spend a fortune on them.

7. At 26, the trend continues...fun, porsh &
money remains the keywords because she has changed her mindset & increased the standards she wants in a man, money.

8. Between 26 - 28, she is a maid of honour for her friends.

9. At 29, none of those guys proposed...

10. At 30, night vigils, adoration ground & Shiloh...

11. At 32, the same girl who refused giving phone nos to some serious guys goes to
Linda Ikeji's blog & posts " Hi am Stephanie, am 32 & searching for a serious relationship.
Call me on 0810000000800

12. At 35, morning cry...

13. At 40, God why

My dear receive sense now.....and stop slaying.

Datazone:
Be a man for once in your life and do something that will end this emotional turmoil or forever cement your bond. Take a stand, don't look back.

I should forget about her and move on

Come to think of it I have Never seen an ambulance in a petrol station in my whole life, do those vehicles use Blood

Bridle your tongue; That is them, flee from them.

"Sanni Adedapo"

Don't discuss what was said to you in confidential as subject of discussion to gain the heart of other people with an individual or group of individuals, be it as it may; Don't sell your brother out for a plate of rice, learn to keep mute, learn to bridle your tongue.

You were trusted and respected to have been entrusted in that piece of information, never make that as discussion for gain saying.


Don't discuss anyone with others, don't betray those who never thought you can sell them out so cheap. las las, what do you gain? Popularity, fame, or you were enrich in doing so?

Discrete from companies who never have any productive discussion with you, they will discuss you in a way you never imagine in another circle of friends, twisting and turning friends and family against each other, that's their hobby, they are good at that.


You will know them, they are close to you,they are everywhere with sugar coated mouth, they can buy heaven for you, even the heaven of heavens, and they are always broke all the time, they have listening ear, always hungry for food, and you can never win them in argument, very boastful and arrogant, they always think they are a perfectionist and always want things done in the most perfect way, moving from one junction, to another, in the church, community, company, school, offices, name it. Never make your junction their bus top, chase them away as soon as you see the trait in them.


This act is not only limited to the girls alone, Boys too are involve, infact, they do it better than the girls. You tell them your plan they will pretend to love you and support you in every wise, but they are canal and the evil in them will go against the plan.


Look inwardly before choosing who to discuss your most confidential hint with, they are everywhere looking for the subject of the day.

The most piteous thing about them is, they are always the same come every year, they never move an inches from where they were last year, they are easily spotted for their enthusiasts of nature and they condemn easily, one of their harsh word can rest you to factory rest and you begin to imaging if you were never a human.




May God keep us from wolves nicely dressed in sheep.

*If you are a married man and still see school girls very attractive*

Please buy your wife a school uniform...

The current Bride price for Nigeria Ladies In 2019 from the Ministry of Women Affairs;

GUYS, TO MARRY DON CHEAP NOW O THANK GOD. LADIES, Please check your name and know your worth.

1. Patience #17,600
2. Esther #7,200
3. Margret #28,000
4. Cecelia #9,800
5. Alice #15,000
6. Victoria #300bn
7. Felicia#46,000
8. Twins #82,000
9. Charity #3,200
10. Shola#62,000
11. Grace #21,000
12. Susan #free
13. Tina #6,350
14. Loveth #98,000
15. Blessing #8,980
16. Doris/Dorcas #32,140
17. Juliana #17,300
18. Emmanuella #81,000
19. Joy #92,460
20. Cynthia #24,600
21. Racheal #2,600
22. Abigail #17,600
23. Jennifer #29,000
24. Rose #61,000
25. Wumi#82,750
26. Tabitha #79,250
27. Peace #Free
28. Ruth #1,200
29. Janet #24,960
30. Sarah #5,500
31. Banke #33,200
32. Gloria #41,000
33. Tomiwa#37,300
34. Lina#99,780
35. Ifeoma # Free
36. Derin / doreen #49,000
37. Favour #50,880
38. Gladys #10,000
39. Miracle / marvelous #37,500
40. Happiness #46,000
41. Lara #59,000
42. Vera #63,500
43. Becky #4,600
44. Lola #16,000
45. Judith #2,500
46. Hannah #3,200
47. Florence #800
48. Dammy #21,000
49. Queen #200,000
50.tosin #45,000
51. Ibunkun /bunkumi #11,000
52. Freedah #free
53. Dolapo#700
54. odun#56,400
55. Norah/Dora #32,640
56. Destiny #79,200
57. Caro #6,700
58. Mariam/ Munirat #49,980
59. Hauwa #free
60. Aisha/Amina # 1 carton of ice fish
61. Vivian #7,000
62. Juliet #18,000
63. Chidimma #2520
64. Kofo #85,000
65. Shakirat #7,120
66. Olamide#3,250
67. Islamiat #12,000
68. Aminat #8,000
69. Priscilla/Praise #19,250
70. Ronke #820
71. Oyin #105
72. Goodness #250
73. Bidemi #300
74. Bukky #3,500
75. Pelumi#320
76. Stella #3,650
77. Rejoice #5,600
78 precious #broom
79 .toyin #Free
80. Amaka #70
81. Chidera #500
82. Sonia #750
83. Olayemi #300,000
84. Sandra #free
85. Ope #50
86. Bola #200
87.shade #40
88. Deborah#400
89. Kate #1000
90. Temi #10
91. Iyanu#Free
92. Bose #OnCredit
93. Olaitan #270
94. Ifeoluwa #OnCredit
95. Faith #4900
96. Hope / Ireti #309
97. Victoria #100m
98. Ayomide#80
99. Toyin #2egg & 1 indomie
100. Lydia #OnCredit
101. Glory #OnCredit
102. Comfort #Coke&gala
103. Janet #Shawarma
104. Christanah #Goatmeatpeppersoup
105. Favour #20
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108. Rebecca #Suya
109. Ella #Popcorn
110. Hellen 6kg cylinder
111.eniola 1 carton of biscuits
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113. Rose 1 big fanta
114. Bisola 1 pack of minimi chinchin
115. Toyin #2000
116. Teemah #10 pure water
117. Seyi #100
118. Tope 2lolipop
119. Pamilerin 2pant

Folzye:
that statement from her has shown that you are too weak and a lady who manipulates a guy this way does not love u...resolve within to discard her otherwise i no one read story of a guy commiting suicide becos of a useless hungry girl

Thanks for the advice
She made mention of that statement that u said
Funniest thing was that
I've plan my life with her
It been 3 good years and she changed overnight

MajorJeffery:
She boldly told you a winner will be announced in 31 December, yet you're still planning a life with her. Did you dr1nk kerosene?
Where do these sissy dudes come from?

Thanks for the advice
But because I love her and don't want to betrayed her that why I'm still hanging in there but I've finally made up my mind for her
I won't tell her I'm breaking up with her rather I just walk away from her
She see from my reaction

soberdrunk:
Hahahabababa @ "Winner will be announced on the 31st of december" una play raffle draw? My brother if I use my mouth cut meat remain for you, you fit nor chop but if I give you advice LISTEN!!! This babe has other guys giving her better treatment than you are giving so jejely pick yourself and leave without looking back because if you continue to push nah suicide or murder go be the case...... Don't give yourself stress over woman they are many, I know you will be feeling like you can't do without her but trust me you can and will because you will find a better one.....

Thanks so much for the advice
But during this relationship she lost her dad to the extent that she was asking me to make her a promise that I should not betrayed her trust for anything but still yet she changed drastically to the extent that I need to plead before I can have her audience

richidinho:
stop calling her immediately, can't you be a man for once?

I've stop calling her already but the moment she see that I didn't call her for 5 days she start to pestering me with calls

Preshy561:
Do you work?

Seems you are readily available all the time.

I'm working
But normally free on weekends

I'm sick and tired of her now and don't know what to do
it all started 3 years ago when I first meet her without knowing she was working for my brother then before she finally said yes to be my girlfriend and everything was going on fine until last year when her attitude change towards where by my girlfriend will be telling me that I need to have a good and solid reason before she can stay or be with me and lately she be telling me that she's busy almost throughout last year cause in her place of work she has a day off which is Monday that we do spend together but now she keep on telling me that she's busy and she be chatting with different guys and I'm no where to be found in the list.

I really love her and I'm planning my life with her but her last words to me that hurt me most was when she said the winner will be announced on the 31st of December this year.
what can I do

How can a Tennant kidnap a landlord and use the ransom for house rent. WAWU