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This must be a joke but if it happens then you know what to expect!
#SaiBuhari

#saibuhari

better than witches and wizards endorsing GEJ!

redsun:
They should ban women wearing all those masquerade clothes all over Nigeria. They are hiding behind all those primitive clothings to debunk suspicion and elude detection.

I don't think i read in the post that the suicide bombers dressed as masquerades! But i know what you are trying to insinuate, don't go there!

Twin bombs again?!.
God please intervene in Nigeria's situation.

When a kettle calls an electric Jug black, you just start laughing because breeze don blow, GEJ yansh don show infact e dey smell chai!!!

I am sure GEJ can't release the audit reports without the go-ahead of the remaining ghost presidents!

Hahaha Gen. Ishola please let them know!
#saibuhari

@op that picture ehn! This one wey asari look like bokoharam?

chibunnannodim:
I need a matured help and answer from a matured human being !!! I missed my screening on friday because I have no result slip, but now I have my slip! Will there be any screening on monday for those who miss theirs ?

Kindly visit www.lasu.edu.ng for updates. But you can do your screening on Wednesday according to what I read on th site,but if you truly love to be cleared you must learn to do things the German way!

adez9:
yeah its been followed,bt u cnt finish in a day.am 4 economics education.

Have you collected your clearance?

Ellemuah:
sure, sory 4 d late reply, dey even did it again 4 dem yesterdy @ shobowale hall

yeah, i did mine! Thanks to GOD.

SUBMARINE:
Olodo

Our people

Tell your General that we want no more military person leading us again

ah ah ah! Then you must be one of those that passed through the school without the school passing through them. Please what system of government is Nigeria practicing? You are the real OLODO! am laughing at your stupidity

we will defeat BokoHaram - APC

Hope he makes more than that whole lot!

SUBMARINE:
Op

I like your optimism

But remember

We know those who killed us in the past and we won't vote for them even at gun point.

you mean you were killed and you're still alive! Guy you no sabi lie abeg.

Odunharry:
depends on the school..

I am somehow confused Because I am supposed to do my screening tomorrow but I heard some students with the same course as mine have done theirs today!

honourhim:
You are a disgrace to christianity. I don't see what he told you that should warrant your being harsh to him. Is that what Christ taught us? Pls go and pray for a Christ-like life.

Was I harsh on him? If I was sorry ooo Mr. Lawyer. And please are you living a Christ like life because I know no one is perfect?

Odunharry:
management science

But on my admission letter it says social science

codeaddict:
Mostly Management Sciences.

But on my admission letter it says social science?

Ellemuah:
Management sci is 2mao, screening venue for every faculty is MBA

Can it still be done 2mawo Thursday.

ROTFL




it has happened to me too but mine was in my mums shop and it was a short not trousers

kingofpool:
hahahahaha abi na them cos am

who knows?

Ellemuah:
i dnt even know cos some peepz who were supposed to get screened on monday came yesterday nd got screened. Education, u?

hmmm, mine is Bus. Admin! Should we come for screening according to the faculty shown on our Jamb admission letter?

Izjiot! I knew you would quote me; was it not written? If you what you learned in school was not written how would understand? Or is it your great grannies that created the world? If you want to know those that witness the creation, just go and die so you can see the world beyond earth! Or you acknowledge there is God and pray secret/answer revealing prayers i.e pray God should open your spiritual eyes!

DieeDiee:
How do you know that for sure and that it was not the Big Bang Theory? No one saw God create the earth. A man told us and as we all know man lies.

yes, great move unlike the clueless GEJ said to be surrounded by corrupt people!

But he appointed them? That means GEJ is a joke!

Please what does that teach me now? , notwithstanding i know Buhari will win by God's grace!

We shall thread upon serpents and scorpions and the young lion and adder shall i trample under my feet!

DSS are great liars, i am sure the arrested persons were given severe and brutal treatment such as torture in order to frame this up.

This list isn't complete without students and hackers!

God bless you and as for op i believe God exist cuz he created the universe. Planet earth inclusive!

bunmioguns:
Let me use this Joke to answer your question




A man went to a barber shop to have his hair and beard cut as always.

He started to have a good conversation with the barber who attended him.

They talked about so many things and various subjects.

Suddenly, they touched the subject of God. The barber said: "Look man, I don't believe that God exists."

"Why do you say that?" asked the client.

"Well, it's so easy, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God does not exist. Oh, tell me, if God existed, would there be so many sick people?

Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be no suffering nor pain. I can't think of loving a God who permits all of these things."

The client stopped for a moment thinking, but he didn't want to respond so as to cause an argument.

The barber finished his job and the client went out of the shop.

Just after he left the barber shop he saw a man in the street with a long hair and beard (it seems that it had been a long time since he had his hair cut and he looked so untidy).

Then the client again entered the barber shop and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist."

"How can you say they don't exist?" asked the barber. "Well, I am here and I am a barber."

"No!" the client exclaimed. "They don't exist because if they did there would be no people with long hair and beard like that man who walks in the street."

"Ah, barbers do exist, what happens is that people do not come to me."

"Exactly!" affirmed the client.

"That's the point. God does exist, what happens is people don't go to Him and do not look for Him. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."

Yes, it will happen God's grace!

The time is now #VoteBuhari.