₦airaland Forum

sinaj:
if I die in dis lagoon, my spirit will haunt u

what spirits u talking abt? Person weh die for lagoon dey get spirit again nii? Thought fishes eat up both the body the soul and d spirit all together

sinaj:
Cynthia. Nooooooooooooooo!!!!





Ah! My chest, get me water!



*holds hands on d chest nd faints*

my friend..u can't faint here.. *Throws her body into the lagoon*

Mediapace:
Germany is the best country as far as football is concerned :
2010 worldcup :3rd
2014 worldcup: 1st

can anybody explain to me why they were not ranked first and what is that mumu country argentina with talented but mumu players doing with 1st on fifa ranking?

mind u, Belgians are ranked 1st in d world not argentina..

flokii:
The resemblance is there.. No doubts

where is it? I can't find it..pls take me there.

hushshinani:
na wa for this die, die things ooo!!!

Make him try go Buhari side... if die no want make death kill am!!!!

u wishing a fellow human like u death I pray u dont die soon

hakeem4:
The energy I'd use to kiss that your big lips will be enough to cultivate 5 acres of land of tomatoes

now thats wicked

nikkypearl:
I don't know him
Who is he?

haaba..how can u?. That dude with a head that looks like Guava

nikkypearl:
The second pix is so cute is she sitting on the Gen?

Hmm!that thing they sweet on top snooker table.. @ the 6th pix

ehn ehn..I need to experience that soon.. Shugakay where are u? We need to do dis

sinaj:
Wow!


How true is this
Coz diz man is owing me money




















RIP to him

His manhood will forever live on

u follow chop d manhood?

Hannysmilez:
Oh Gosh! After I've finished crying my poor lung out How can I unmourn his death now?

pictures of u crying or adonbiliviu

HornyTiwa:
Good for her


She looks malnourished though,she should upgrade please if this multimillion dollars deal are real...

such. heal sneakers are a no

sorry to ask..is that u on ya dp?

InvestinOwerri:
lol, una no dey tire with all these advice? ist was the new sheriff in town mantra but when the sheriff was disgraced back to back, you guys changed to, it is their land they are destroying, it will not affect us, when that one did not hold water, you guys have resorted to "na all of us go suffer am" In Buhari's voice, what does the suffersicated ones want?? 5% ti take over!! Pls visit www.galaxyproperties. if you want to buy land in Owerri.

I should come and buy land in owerri..so that militants will come blow up that place too?? Never!!!

PentiumPro:
That exactly the way it will happen. The cycle of hate will continue, couple with the fact that the resources to sustain the country is getting thinner. The only way out if we are to succeed as a country is to restructure the country along Regionalism and the practice of true Federalism.
Unitary government with a powerful center is the vestige of the Military, it has no home in a democracy.

then we really should be ashamed of ourselves if we still talking about restructuring the country along Regionalism and the practice of true federalism..I really must admit that the fact that I am Nigerian hurts me everyday...I sit and think about everything then I conclude that nigeria is finished. A man was able to send his 3 children to private universities and they were able to graduate with good grades..shortly after the graduation, d man lost his job, wife's jobless..his children can't afford to get a job except for one who was able to get a job at a pharmacy..so she was able to cater for the family. Now she's also lost her job with practically no reasonable source of income for the entire family. Considering the amount spent to get these children to skul..now nothing to show for it. Mehn, I weep for this country. Buhari is only gonna try his best..he isn't gonna change anything

redcap:
They'll continue to take turns until Nigeria devide. This country is heading no where.

u maybe right afterall..dis one weh dem don see oyel for lagos, make dem no come start to blow everything for lagos oo.

GogetterMD:
Nna, your own sense extend from here reach Damascus

abeg pack well jare

MzGwen:
Same way they used BOko to jeopardize Gej administration

so they wanna pay evil with evil? We need to stop this mentality.. So if the militants eventually succeed in all this bruhaha and finally takes up power again, Boko haram guys will turn up again and start doing their thing because Niger deltas made Nigeria ungovernable for buhari. If we truly wanna grow as a country, we need to forge ahead.

NDPVF:
Buhari will regret ever being a tribalist!. This is just the beginning!.

see this one oo..na only me go suffer am? Worst case scenerio..I relocate to SA or GH...Its ur land, ur water, ur oyel...blow everything for all I care.

alujonjonkijon:
we must all stop telephoning while driving.GOD saved me from running over a man at sagamu last dec 31 .was driving and in the process of answering a call ,i took off my eyes from the road.pleas shout on the head of any driver using phone while driving from today.

u mean we should shout on his head..how did u do urs? Head na micro phone?

GogetterMD:
Go and substitute all the "Amen" in the Bible with "like", or when you pray, say like instead of amen

and u think uve made sense

nikkypearl:
Na so we see am o

oporipoto

nikkypearl:

u follow they here too..did u see what I just saw?

crazymommy:
cherubim and seraphim church...Ayo ni ooo!!!! though when I tell people they do not believe that is my church...

I still do not believe..with that on ur dp

informato:

A man and a woman walked into a guest house
and requested to spend d night.
The owner of the guest house, Mr Ben, a born
again Christian refused to allow man and
woman sleep in the same room because they
were not married.
The woman explained, “he is my son, not my
spouse”
So, they were allowed to check in.
After 30mins, Mr Ben sent his room service
worker mr Akpos, to go and check if the folks
were truly mother and son.
Akpos came back and said, “Sir, she’s truly the
mother.”
The boss asked, “how did u confirm that?
Akpos smiled, Sir “I am very sure, I saw her
breastfeeding him. #habbeylee ..

comment on d above topic..or u open another thread for jokes. By d way, how does this affect the current situation of Nigeria

Ronaldinnioh:
This man was caught in his car f***ing this 14yrs old school dancer after their school party. The man was said to have been caught by the girl's secondary school boy friend who alerted the people within.The girl was said to have told them to leave the man as she enjoyed his sexual experience.

I find it difficult to imagine how dis rape stuff escalated up till this extent.. I mean its been trending for a while especially when u read punch. Are guys these desperate For Crying out loud, God created more ladies than guys..so there are enuf girls to go round for every guy and there will even be more single ladies after all. So why all these bad news everyday.

Firstlieutenant:
Make them find better suya-knife slice their preek and give them 4 mouth to chop.

are u from the north?? Ur own justice ehn no be here ooo

Happening right now in relief market owerri. 5 heavy men gang raped a yound girl of about 8yrs selling satchet water..

Pictures below..

Na werey 100percent full nairaland sha..

I can't stop laughing anytime I see this..

stzy:
man and his sense of purpose bullshit...

Man can't accept death that's why we create an imaginary life after death n that was heavily achieved in christianity

If she was sitting in the front seat of that bus she's a dead person by now... I guess she's a back seater

well as long as u don't refute the fact that God exists onlike that other guy..

If we can argue constructively without having to bash ourselves..then I think there is hope for Nigeria..hapi shidren day

FengChui:
Shildren or children? Thank me later.

hahaha joker!

Billiondoe:
Hi, but you are not a mumu Na

he is oo

Breakdbond:
dont mind them...you just said my mind...kudos to the medical team

ofcourse she could have died at dat spot bt God still deemed it feet to spare her life. Don't u think there is a purpose for which u are being created? Or did u just jump out of nowhere?