₦airaland Forum

long time coming, the motherfuker should have been arrested long time ago

a bottle turned into a goat, i saw it, and last year a cat turned into the president, nigerians are too gullible,

get a life FG, we have got better things to discuss than the post of the first lady , not even recognised by the constitution

plz, anybody shocked!? am not, no be naija? plzzzzzzzzz

i dont think so, he would have been like the same old modafuckers!

who cares?

1. The incredibles

2. Mulan

3. The lion king

4. pinokio(not sure of the spellin, long time!)

5. Tarzan

where is my own share , >?

imagine, in nation that is said to be under the rule of law.haba, its naija sha, whats the military doing,,,,whatever happened to sss or whatever , how can some memeber of the society be creating problems for the fg , this is wat too much, something needs to be done

nice ! thats what am talking about

praise the lord for both chruhces

you honesty dont wanna know, love makes you ddo stupid things, wait , let be rephrase that, being in love makes u act stupid , u only realise how dumb u were when the "love blanket" is removed from thy eye

depends on how many nigerian guyz u have kissed and slept with freak!

i drive nissan maxima, love it oja re!!

With an average of over 100 students in a class in many of the public schools in Lagos, enrolment figures have gone burst. Infrastructure is overstretched; classrooms have become theatres of noise and confusion. EMMANUEL ONYECHE examines the undercurrents of how this trend came to be and how the perplexed and helpless teachers are straining to cope

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AN announcement posted on a notice board in Lagos State Model College,

Meiran in the Agbado-Ijaiye Local Development Area listed the names of teachers that would countersign what the notice called the “dossiers” for two arms of the senior secondary school class. For the SSS One class, 13 arms –– A to M –– were listed and each arm, except SSS One L, was in duplicate. That is to say there were SSI AI, AII, BI, BII, CI, CII up to MI and MII.

The SSSII class also had 13 arms and, except for SSII D and SSII F, they were also in duplicates. The principal of the school would not speak on the enrolment figures, claiming she did not have the authority to do so as a civil servant. But several of the students and some teachers, who craved anonymity, did. One student said, “I am in JSSII B (a merger of BI and BII in one class) and we are 120.”

Another one said, “I am in SSIII A and we are 92.”

“There is no JSS or SSS class that is less than 10 arms or 90 students in one class,” a teacher said. “That is what the government wants and we have left it like that for them.”

Our correspondent, who went round the school, counted 108 students in one noisy JSS class, where a lesson was going on. Every inch of the large room was brimming with students. Chairs and tables meant for two students were shared by four. Some students were taking their notes while standing, and several others, especially those at the back, were in a world of their own, playing all sorts of pranks. The perplexed teacher, who stood in front of them, spent more time trying to gain their attention than in teaching.

“Many of the chairs and tables were bought by the parents of the students. But there are students whose parents have not provided chairs and tables. That is why you see some of them standing in the class,” another female teacher said. In some classes, the tables and chairs are so crammed together that there is no space left at all.

FOR MORE, http://www.punchontheweb.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art200805180575262

With an average of over 100 students in a class in many of the public schools in Lagos, enrolment figures have gone burst. Infrastructure is overstretched; classrooms have become theatres of noise and confusion. EMMANUEL ONYECHE examines the undercurrents of how this trend came to be and how the perplexed and helpless teachers are straining to cope

Skip to next paragraph

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The ugly state of Lagos primary schools 2

AN announcement posted on a notice board in Lagos State Model College,

Meiran in the Agbado-Ijaiye Local Development Area listed the names of teachers that would countersign what the notice called the “dossiers” for two arms of the senior secondary school class. For the SSS One class, 13 arms –– A to M –– were listed and each arm, except SSS One L, was in duplicate. That is to say there were SSI AI, AII, BI, BII, CI, CII up to MI and MII.

The SSSII class also had 13 arms and, except for SSII D and SSII F, they were also in duplicates. The principal of the school would not speak on the enrolment figures, claiming she did not have the authority to do so as a civil servant. But several of the students and some teachers, who craved anonymity, did. One student said, “I am in JSSII B (a merger of BI and BII in one class) and we are 120.”

Another one said, “I am in SSIII A and we are 92.”

“There is no JSS or SSS class that is less than 10 arms or 90 students in one class,” a teacher said. “That is what the government wants and we have left it like that for them.”

Our correspondent, who went round the school, counted 108 students in one noisy JSS class, where a lesson was going on. Every inch of the large room was brimming with students. Chairs and tables meant for two students were shared by four. Some students were taking their notes while standing, and several others, especially those at the back, were in a world of their own, playing all sorts of pranks. The perplexed teacher, who stood in front of them, spent more time trying to gain their attention than in teaching.

“Many of the chairs and tables were bought by the parents of the students. But there are students whose parents have not provided chairs and tables. That is why you see some of them standing in the class,” another female teacher said. In some classes, the tables and chairs are so crammed together that there is no space left at all.

FOR MORE, http://www.punchontheweb.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art200805180575262

let me tell u somein u dont know, a young naija doing "dirty or cleaning job" is probably taking evening classes at a community college, naija and book, no seperation, efiko to da core

Even a cursory glance at any Nigerian publication or website will show that OBJ's head is being demanded by Nigerians from all parts of the country. It appears that many citizens are frustrated with the lack of development that they expected when Nigeria returned to democracy. Some could also argue that there are others with old scores to settle with OBJ and that they are now working on evening the odds.

Whatever the case may be, it is clear that many citizens want the federal government to take a closer look at the former president and the dealings of his administration. All one need do is check out such headlines as the Daily Champion's "At Last! EFCC Probes Obasanjo" from March this year for verification(saw it online). Or, the calls by the Presbyterian Church of Nigeria encouraging Yardy to be "brave" and "demand that a proper account be given for every government fund and policies[sic] by the past government." Or, the calls by the House of Representatives that OBJ appear for questioning in the power probe over his involvement in the failed power sector and dubious contracts that were given out.

hahaha , what goes around comes around, when all thses so-called "local software programmer" were feeding off european and american software sys(helped by ptigba boyz) it was cool and poppin, and now that the tables have turned , they are complaining , Bleep!

To suggest that she is being prosecuted for the sins of her father is dispeakable and ridiculous, 10million naira on ".xxxx" trip to ghana? they spend cedi;s right?

from my little knowleedge about the bible, drinking is a sin but i am not sure about smoking, let the bible scholars in here answer

yeaaaaaaaaa, david beckhman is probably kicking himself right now in california/, what an asshol

@ poster, its like u lost touch with rap/hip hop , ja rul got busted and relegated when fiddy crushed his career with "wankster", that put him outta bizzzz

You're probably like me. You're in the process of confirming a whole bunch of friend requests of people from your past. Because of this you can actually watch as Facebook spreads to the masses.


And whenever you hear Zuckerberg (he was on the Today Show this morning) talk about Facebook, you get the impression that it's providing this perfect service making the world a better place.

Puh-lease!

I believe that the success of Facebook is more about voyeurism and social obligation. What does so-and-so look like after so many years? Are they successful? I hope not. I got a new friend request from someone I knew in grade 2, I MUST CONFIRM!

After Facebook completely saturates the market, and the initial novelty wears off (and it definitely does), what will become of the site then? Is Facebook doomed in spite of ridiculous short-term growth?

I think so. Do you

making it rain huh?

With 120 pupils in a class, we need loudspeakers to teach, say Lagos teachers
By EMMANUEL ONYECHE
Published: Sunday, 18 May 2008
With an average of over 100 students in a class in many of the public schools in Lagos, enrolment figures have gone burst. Infrastructure is overstretched; classrooms have become theatres of noise and confusion. EMMANUEL ONYECHE examines the undercurrents of how this trend came to be and how the perplexed and helpless teachers are straining to cope

Skip to next paragraph

Photo file
The ugly state of Lagos primary schools 2

AN announcement posted on a notice board in Lagos State Model College,

Meiran in the Agbado-Ijaiye Local Development Area listed the names of teachers that would countersign what the notice called the “dossiers” for two arms of the senior secondary school class. For the SSS One class, 13 arms –– A to M –– were listed and each arm, except SSS One L, was in duplicate. That is to say there were SSI AI, AII, BI, BII, CI, CII up to MI and MII.

The SSSII class also had 13 arms and, except for SSII D and SSII F, they were also in duplicates. The principal of the school would not speak on the enrolment figures, claiming she did not have the authority to do so as a civil servant. But several of the students and some teachers, who craved anonymity, did. One student said, “I am in JSSII B (a merger of BI and BII in one class) and we are 120.”

Another one said, “I am in SSIII A and we are 92.”

“There is no JSS or SSS class that is less than 10 arms or 90 students in one class,” a teacher said. “That is what the government wants and we have left it like that for them.”

Our correspondent, who went round the school, counted 108 students in one noisy JSS class, where a lesson was going on. Every inch of the large room was brimming with students. Chairs and tables meant for two students were shared by four. Some students were taking their notes while standing, and several others, especially those at the back, were in a world of their own, playing all sorts of pranks. The perplexed teacher, who stood in front of them, spent more time trying to gain their attention than in teaching.

“Many of the chairs and tables were bought by the parents of the students. But there are students whose parents have not provided chairs and tables. That is why you see some of them standing in the class,” another female teacher said. In some classes, the tables and chairs are so crammed together that there is no space left at all.

FOR MORE, http://www.punchontheweb.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art200805180575262

One does not have to be a smoker to get lung cancer. There is what is called second-hand smoke i.e. anyone near a smoker is susceptible to the disease just as the smoker. There is also industrial polution in Nigeria and the air around Lagos is bad with smug hanging in the air 24/7. It's even a surprise that there are not many more cases of lung cancer and asthma or other related diseases. To infer that Gani's illness is man-made or the FG should investigate same is ridiculous.

met sauce kid in atl some months back, ng dude is holding it down for y'all, lets keep em' coming, where is eldeee? with all his "am a chmapion shit"

Mode nine? who? he doesnt dress hip hop, good rapper but he just doesnt have the "swaggar", on the other hand, seee the way sauce kid dresses, got all his thang poppin,swagga and style al combined, e ba ri ba san bori boboooooooooooooo

I just cant imagine a nigerian being a terrorist, nigeria is not america were u can easily scare people with all these nonsence.

how was the money spent, ? that should be the question, we have thousands of contracts hanging,

none,