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After all the press up have done with my wife, all the many many style, all the sweating, and after me and my wife have suffered to carry her for nine months, trains her to the university level, she go bring police officer say she wan marry. I will just send her back through that all she came out from. Yes i hate Nigeria police ( men in dirty black smelling uniform).

The DJ just want to trend, I don't know him before, now i know him just because of this nonsense.

If you know of anybody or company that wants to sell helicopter dm please, I dreamt i travel to the Us with a helicopter.

bonnyhope:
Stop corrupting these kids

Yes Uncle.


But i don't want them to end up like Bisi Alemi or Aunty Bobris...

Horpigee1

Get close to her, if you were loud while you guys are having a conversation, reduce the tempo, make sure you don't take your eyes off her, then if you sabi give fvck eyes the thing will be fast, start robbing the back of her ears with your hand, when she begin to feel comfortable with your massaging her back of ear, she will stop talking, you self should stop talking, plant a very soft kiss on her chick, then start kissing her from the neck, lick her ears, lick her neck anyhow just like a dog, she will begin to breath like a man being chased by a dog, she will start to reciprocate your good job. Your fingers will the next job.


As a man never be scared to make a sex move, I repeat never be scared to make a sex move, that is if she's in your room.

We4all:
I don't think proposing to a lady should take that much of an effort. The truth is, most guys don't go through the hassles. They just assume that the lady already knows and preparations will start. But since you want to make yours memorable, then let me suggest something for you.

Firstly, make it private and don't involve either friends. Make a less than one minute video of yourself talking about how much she means to you and how much you love and cherish her. Keep the video saved on your phone.

Ask her out to a very private and quiet outdoor setting. Make sure she comes with her phone. While both of you are seated, talk less, hold hands and stare more at her. After a few minutes, excuse yourself that you need to go use the bathroom.

While you're lurking around the corner, send the video via WhatsApp. Since she may not open it immediately, give her a call and ask her to come online that you want to share something with her.

She will rush to open the video. As she is watching your blockbuster 'movie', walk towards her and quietly sit down. When she is done watching it, stand up, grab her hands and pull her close. Then look into her eyes, call her by her first name and ask: "Would you like to share the rest of your life with me"?

Since it's what she has been praying and fasting about, she will definitely say yes. Stare deeply into her eyes and say: " I promise to make you the happiest woman on earth ". Then end it with a passionate hug.

I don't like all this proposing things cause i'm a very ethical man, but this your idea sweet me o. Hope you have done yours already, because you will have to create a new movie when it's your turn.

babs4all:
52,900 naira. If visa is granted, you pay additional 40,700 in cash right there at the embassy.

It's 59,200.

I'm 30 my fiancee is 51. What is my chances of getting a k1? I was denied B1/B2 just this December.

People who follow the wrong messages on Naira Marley songs are the real cow. I enjoy some of his songs and dance. But when it comes to lyrics Naira Marley is nothing but a bad influence according to him.

2020 a cult group will emerge and they will call themselves Marlians, just watch out.



So because of people turn up for a show it means they are lazy? Majority of the people that attend shows have work their ass off, they decided to have fun it means they are lazy. Me i do go out to sit out sometimes because i'm bored, I watch live performance during the night, but during the day i'm a beast. Does that make me a lazy youth?

50MB?

My God will never reduce me to the level of hustling for 50MB, God forbid that kin thing.

Immediately you on data 50MB dor finish.

A true son of the soil

I think the Op brain is full of palm oil.


When an illiterate girl start learning things, she becomes wild just to prove to the world that she knows a lot, I can't marry a woman who can't socialize, who can't interact with others, who can't impact any meaningful to the kids.

But sha, there different types of illiterate, I don't know the particular one that Op is talking about.

We can manage illiterate in the 80s but not this current period of time.

The only reason i can marry an illiterate is when i have a big farm and she have the know of farming.

Ronaldo is one celeb i admire so much, his passion, his drive, determination, very social.

I can empty my account just to see a Ronaldo movie.

The Real Goat.


The only 7.


I like everything about Ronaldo even his girlfriend, if she ask me to.......... While Ronaldo his on his football duty i won't exitate.

Spanishmilf:
Exlover??

Correct

My mind was telling me to omit that Churchill Brothers cause the name sounds like an Acappella group not a football team, but i wouldn't listen. I quit bet.

Uncle wey mumu.

As you old reach you kill your nephew because of toto matter.

Shegzo:
Churchill Brothers abt to login

The thing tire me o. Login already

Nigeria thieves are very dull and unprofessional, you can't rob a bank after you finish smoking weed under 1 hour of meeting with your gang members.

Bank robbery is something that you plan for months, know the GPS of the location, make friends around, dress well for the mission, not what i'm seeing, this guys are phone robbers not bank robbers. This ones cannot even read maps sef. Their leader will be like enter here, go there, we go comot nobody go challenge...

They should go and suffer in jail, they just wasted tactics, nobody benefited from their robbery, they didn't even through money in the air.

That white old father Christmas man was more of a professional robber than all this nonsense area boyz. That old man is the true definition of 1 man squad.

Spanishmilf:
i can't be surprised by your comment you bitter soul get a life

Bros i have drop my transcript there with one of my moniker, I failed the exam. We are thinking of K1, but i'm scared of the age difference, she will be 51 next year. She's 21 years older.

There is this girl i like so much, and not just like i want her to be my girl, all my attempt has failed. She have been watching me from are far and see how my relationship with other girls ended. Although i'm not serious with anything at all, I just love being free and happy.

But i really like this girl so much i don't know what to do to prove i'm serious about us being together. Should i take a bullet for her to know i'm serious? What if i die, that will be the end.

I need advice please.

alexistaiwo:
That moment as a non alcoholic when you didn't punt but you are just leisurely checking livescore with rest of mind while sipping Hollandia yogurt.




If all of us decide to take on the spot emergency heart rate/blood pressure test while our bet ticket is still running, 90%of us will quit.


I just dey use one eye dey look my guy fretting over here, he staked Barcelona x2 since over an hour wey he don see lineup, Guyman no gree touch the beer he open since 7.30pm

Thank God for this post, I was about staking 2k on Barca straight win on in play, the odds look so juicy

fkj950ax:
Don't be nervous at your interview. Attend and bring the Visa and Transcript here by next week

Yes boss

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
You know, I find it quite strange when pple say they take alcohol because there is virtually no longtermhealth benefit it gives the body. Rather it consumes ones' scarce resources, kill the kidneys and liver, diminishes sexual performance and causes premature aging amongst other deleterious effects.


Water remains the best DRINK ever made.

No Pain
No Gain.

Bro you're right, the worst is drugs it make you look old and awkward, just this period people have started commenting on my new look. I'm very cool with my decision no looking back.

For years now i have been taking alcohol and other related stuff cause it gives me a lot joy and happiness, I don't do relationship cause i see alcohol as my best friend, whenever i feel lonely i go straight to any pub close to me to drink and when i'm coming back i always take a bottle of spirit with me home.
When i noticed the alcohol don't have much effect on me, I started adding drugs like refnol, tramadol to it, the more i take the stuff the more my system gets stronger and i started increasing my doze, but i didn't know i was doing myself (crying). When i'm in a gathering with friends, i'm always the one to order for drinks no matter the venue for the gathering, cause i see it as fun. After drinking i always find a lady to call just to have sec with, their sometimes i even call some of my exes. After everything i just regret my actions cause it's out of my budget.

Just last month, I began to notice anytime i take alcohol i always feel pains around my stomach, it wasn't funny at all. I thought it was normal pain. So two weeks ago i went to eat at an eatery, but the pepper wasn't enough, so i felt like throwing up, I went straight to a shop, I bought a bottle of spirit and started drinking it, I started feeling the pains around me stomach again, immediately throw the bottle away, and promise myself never to take anything alcohol or drugs again. I'm really happy about this decision, it's the best decision i have ever take in life and no regret about it. Though i feel lonely sometimes, but my weed (marijuana is always there for me).

If you're taking alcohol too much, you better reduce or stop taking it. Don't use your money to buy what will kill you someday. Your body is like a car, you can use it as you like but without proper maintenance, it will knock down one day. Water and weed does it better for me.


Thanks for reading, forget the typos i'm not a journalist or a lecturer, I'm just a Nigerian.

I believe i have pass my message.

Broadenyourhori:
Just relax....Dont't think too much about it and don't start dreaming of how you going to jubilate afterwards. Disappointment comes only when there is so much expectations. What will be .... will be!

Perfect your speech/ answers , speak clearly and accurately -without fear and pray for luck. Dont' take it as a do or die affair.

Thanks man, I'm not expectating too much, but the experience at the embassy matters a lot to me, either good or bad.

Spanishmilf:
I hope your energy should dey when they wipe you koboko, if them bounce you or honor u visa
No ghost this thread ooh..

My interview is next week, I have not been myself since the starting of this month. I'm just so nervous, I don't know what awaits me on that day. Good or bad, it's gonna be a fun experience, cause it's better to try than not to try at all.

I go always follow up this thread, it's been helpful and same time discouraging.

mynameisnoname:
Lol, Mr "100 Dollars", sometimes plans change. No is making anything hard for the others. thanks for the reply.

Alright sir.

mynameisnoname:
Hi everyone, i filled on my mum's i20 that she will only be using 2 weeks in united states. She is suppose to leave USA on 14th of December but I really want her to stay more than 2 weeks, is this going to be a problem in the future?

Abeg please biko ejoh nor make things hard for we incoming for embassy. Why you nor put the real duration when you want your mumsi to stay for the application?

ghettokid1:
If i ban you for 3years now you go say i wicked

Bros nor vex abeg

chigozie007:
Op,
Pass me that thing wey dey your hand make i follow you see Antonio banderas and Adnre luis......
i believe you are from the most high

And true true i just finish smoking before posting this thing. I can't believe i made the post after reading it this morning.

People dor attack me tire.

Terminalia:
i have tried on mozilla, chrome, internet explorer and edge. still got the same error message

I had same issue, I used different browser, cleared my history, but i was still having same issue, until i used Google Go. It worked for me immediately i upload the picture.

Terminalia:
Good evening guys, pls i need your help. im tryig to upload my application but have not been able to submit my passport. although my picture already passed the standard test, i get this error message while trying to upload, 'an error occurred while processing your photo, pls try again later'. i hve tried on 3 different browser. kindly advise urgenlty as i am stuck.

thank you

use another browser