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KAM3KAZI:
Which kind crime person go commit wey the bail go be ₦10M?

EFCC

What will you do?

Ladies Which Do You Prefer, A 2min Man That Is Fertile Or An Infertile 30mins Man? Please let's be sincere with our answer.

How will you beating your meat 3 times daily, that's no fun, your just using your meat and killing the engine. Some of us that does it once in a week feel irritated.

Your spirit wife is really enjoying your meat more than your real girlfriends

Only Boma finger smelling Toto this week, is now fighting with another bitch.

I see women bringing Boma down

anthonyuncle:
you surely do.
nuclear or extended

Nothing consign me with extended, Gat no much relationship with them

The only security our government know is Curfew, they can spend billions on weapons, but those weapons are just useless and audio, cause their best approach to insecurity is curfew.

The rate people are suffering in this country is too much, even when you're dead, you will still suffer cause even mortuary dor full.

Our government don't care

anthonyuncle:
do you know what your sisters are demanding from guys?

What if i don't have any?

My worst exam experience was during WAEC, time i was suppose to read and revise, i was putting my expo together, compiling them cause we saw the leaked question people before the exam. I was compiling with joy in my heart that this exam is going to be a walk over.

Me and my gang got to the exam hall late, the invigilator took separated everyone of us, they took me to one big class, in my mind i was laughing at the invigilator that this is even more better for me to use my expo, immediately i saw the question paper, tears almost drop down my eyes, everything was different, i throw my expo away immediately, i had to beg invigilator, the invigilator took me to the main hall 10 mins to the end of exam. Na D7 i get for that subject.

I hate condemning our girls, but this their attitude is very irritating. Because we are having sex you will starting bringing all your problems in life to my table. You don't want to know how I'm surviving, or if i have some challenges.

Girl 1....You will call, next thing i will here is, you want to cook, but when you got to the machine your bank debited you but you were unable to withdrawal? Am i a bank customer care representative? Or a bank staff?


Girl 2...My mother is sick, there's no money to buy drugs, I'm really feeling bad. Fvck it, you're just the last born, you have older siblings, I'm not a family member.


Girl 3...How are you baby? I'm not fine. Why? I haven't eaten since morning.


All this thing tire guy. Can't just fvck in peace, and i do what i can to help you, than you billing me to spoil the fun? We go flex you won't spend a dine.

That's why i don't last more than a month with any girl, i always find a way to quit in peace. Nigeria girls to carry problems.

I will only be serious with anyone that shows she's independent, loving and caring. I will take her to the altar, for now just fun and cruise.

Sourcecode11:
Nawa o..

Used lenovo E10- 30 for sale , I plan to get a new one so I want to sell this one ..Processor : Intel(R) celeron(R) CPU N2830 2.16GHz
Installed RAM : 2.00 GB
Local disk size : 425GB
Windows 8.1

Price = 38k

23k?

400M jhor. Some PhD holders died without enjoying their life, with 400M i will buy a nice home in the US and be working and enjoying my life.

I know how the life of some of my PhD lecturers be that year.

Opération continue.

Toto will résumé work.

I prefer the Visa to the US, arrange my stay there, hustle money buy Corolla start to dey run Uber or delivery � service.

The girl wanted to have your joystick for fun sake, but your curiosity and your naivity spoil the whole thing, i guess you're new to woman something, enjoy the cruise as e dey hot.


With time you will understand woman something, but that time will be too late bro.

Chuky7:
Just got to a new state for one or two projects after this project always feel the need to quickly run package with any available shenkes but that is where the problem is at where and how do I control them my way.
Note I don't have all week to be trying to whyn one girl for weeks as I have to depart soon.

I think they may be an advantage as my project is not far from a university.

So how una dey run am?

You're close to campus and you're complaining of konji. You can meet them at cafeteria, indomie joints or close to girls hostel at night. Just dress smart, smell good and have a little sense of humor to start and control a conversation. The rest is history. So many hungry girls dey campus bros, Na there oloshoism dey start

deltateam:
Valledupar vs Bogotá
Possible CS. 1:1

Real Zaragoza vs Cartagena
Possible CS. 0:0

Will like to know your location in Delta state, he get wetin i wan tell you

an0daGuy:
the day i started winching maria to get evicted from bbn house was the day i heard her say that she did not know what CHEESE BALLS snacks was

i was like . . .how can you be on a 9ja show in 9ja and claim you are a 9ja citizen and not know what cheese balls is? it is like someone claiming to be nigerian and not know what indomie is, it is just never done.

let her 4k out of that house and out of this country jor, if i wanted to watch oyibo bbn i will tune to america's own and not watching oyibo on 9ja bbn.

What is cheese balls?

Nigerians and this entitlement mentality that's why it's difficult for many young men to get married, because i marry your daughter you want me to be supporting your family, na wah o, for even 70k salary?

That's why it's difficult for some people to build on their own self, i will pay school fee, provide upkeeps for my family. You want me to still carry your family cross and burden.

As a youngman that is trying to grow, before settling down, make sure your girl is working or doing business, or her family is rich and have connections, if you marry a brokeass girl, with a brokeass family, they will drag you down, when you are on the ground finally the daughter will leave your sorryass for another rich guy. No let love or sweetpvssy blind your thinking o

A girl that is not even a virgin.