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Uyi Iredia: MTN messed me up. The stream was disconnected.WTF did you just write here?! The law should be upheld.. So a law that allows for a grown Man to marry a Minor and defile em should be upheld. #NICE! And whats that whole thing you wrote there about varying maturity levels?! What point were you trying to drive home? That if the girl is a minor but has 'matured' as in: Big Brest, Big hips, Big Yansh with Bib-bia all over her bia-bia region, she can be married off and fvcked.. abi?! Shey that was what you were trying to pass across or did I miss something?! ![]() |
shymexx: Lmao!!LOL!! Wetin you expect?! |
Surprisingly, RIVERS & AKWA IBOM are not on this list.. Bayelsa & Cross River needs to explain why they are in debt. What did they borrow money to do?! Because I cant see anything worthy of note to show in these two states.. Plus Bayelsa also collects 13% derivative from Oil sales, Federal allocation plus IGR, yet the development on ground dont match their income.. |
[b]As far as I'm concerned o; OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN:: The part I love the most about this movie was that the way the took the white house was more realisitic than the way they took the White House in 'WHite House Down'. In White House Down, it took less than 15 men to take down the entire White House before extra back-up arrived.. But in Olympus Has Fallen, They stormed the White House with like over 100 men.. They First started with the Air Attack, then ground attacks, they used RPGS, Javelins (SAMs), e.t.c... worked their way into the White House. They had higher calibre weapons in Olympus has fallen. The plan of attack on the WHite house in Olympus has Fallen was more eleborate than it was in White House Down.. They didnt even clearly show how a bomb was successfully smuggled into the White House in White House Down.. Even Jamie Fox didnt really carry the Character of the President of the United States that well. Killer Scene from WHITE HOUSE DOWN:: When the small Girl Waved the Flag to stop the Air Strike on the White House... I actually teared up a bit there.. Best scene of the Move.. Also the shooting down of Airforce One. Killer Scene from OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN:: When he interogated the two perps he captured.. White House down was cool, but Olympus Killed it! [/b] |
I am an Ikwi-kwi.. ![]() |
Funny NEWS.. Shun Obasanjo!? Ehn wan die? |
Taking a Pastors advice over your parents advice!!!! That's funny!! I don't have a pastor for starters.. |
@Topic;; Only Married Men are allowed to keep in touch with single exes.. |
Funny!! This feels like a good time to say the new NAIRALAND FORBIDDEN PHRASE ##END TIME things.. Mods abeg o!! No Ban me o! The image looked like the world was ending true true!! |
[b]@ OP.. As a|an; Aboki, Maiguard, Suya man, Husband and soon to be Father, I dont take nonsense from my women Especially the Under-16's[/subs]. The ways I deal with them include but is not limited to; 1. Physical discipline: I can ground her, tell her to kneel down in a corner, lossen my belt and whoop her or just give her one slap. 2. Emotional Discipline: This is that one where I dont eat her food, I ignore her, I dont come home early and leave early, I just up and disappear, gice her the silent treatment. 3. Psychological Discipline: Act normal.. Ignore her transgressions. Keep her on the edge, not knowing whats going on in your head|mind. 4. Kick her outta the house: Send her packing for like 2 weeks to her parents home and dont allow her return till she comes home with her parents to beg, write me a 500 word apology letter, signed and thumb-printed with 2 recent pasport photographs.. 5. Take her off my will: remove her name as a benefactor of my estate. 6. Threaten to marry a New wife:: 7. CAPITAL PUNISHMENT:: Deny her sex|or Fvck her till she cries and apologises... ![]() [sub] YEAH!!!! I hope you have learnt how to discipline a woman.. DISCLAIMER: I never once said you should beat her o!! Na jail term be that for you o!! If you are married to your wife under U.S law, do discipline her o! She will file for divorce, take the kids, half your shiit including the house, you will pay her for her upkeep and for the childrens upkeep.. You dont want this. Infact, rather than discipline her, beg her o!! Advice no be curse o! Aboki will not|cannot|& Shall not be held liable for any negative result that may come from taking my advice.. [/b] |
bloggernaija: AREGBERASCAL is a local man who proffers local and simple solutions to problems.https://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/parkssnubgifs-what.gif |
e mandman: the joy of presidency can never be compared with d problems u mentioned... if it's dat hard why is evrybody wanting 2nd term!Because of POWER!!! All that power at you finger tip.. Thats all. Wise Sayings of the gods:: Power!! Nothing else is greater than absolute power. With Power, you have everything. Thats why the powerful men fear being powerless and would do anything to stay in power. #ASK ASSAD.. |
I cant see o!!! |
WHAT!!!!!! You mean this government wasnt truly a cripple all this time?! Those bastards lied to me... |
#Go Team Mend!!! ![]() But I Hope MEND know say the increase in Pump Price from that attack go affect them too..[/b] |
Wow! |
Akamu and Stew: 1. Firstly, Second to comment isn't bad at all. I dedicate my second position to the following people;https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1sv7uLXtv1qa83yn.gif - for not greeting Alusi Okija... ![]() |
U.S Defence Secretary to T.B Joshua... : Obama Dont give a fvck what you support, all he knows is; ASSAD is gonna get it.. #ObamasFirstWar.. #Cool... |
#Sweet... The guy needs to take a break away from his sorrows like; 1. Dame Jonathan. 2. Amaechi 3. ASUU 4. PHCN 5. HEalth Workers. 6. Taraba State wahala 7. PDP 8. Boko Haram 9. Back-sliding|unrepentant Militants 10. Ohaneze 11. OPC 12. APC 13. Rochas Okorocha 14. Police 15. National Assembly 16. NIGERIA.. e.t.c I sure say ehn been no know say na like this e go hard to be pPresident of Nigeria.. |
Wow!! What a thread... ![]() I don nearly piss for body with laugh... ![]() |
Wetin dem come mean na? |
Symphony007: http://leadership.ng/news/280813/stowaway-teenager-de-raufs-sponsor-him-varsity-levelBeautiful move.. Save a troubled child.. I like this. That kid could easily have died. This experience can make him more brazzen to try like a ship or a through the back roads of Chad and Tunisia. Good one from Rauf.. |
dadicvila: I know you must have disagreed with the british expatriate when he said Nigerians are quick to support corruption and crimeI dont know no Briton.. But killing a Man for dealing drugs is a No! No! for me.. Jail him but not kill him. So Osuji should keep running.. If I knew how to reach him, I would advice he heads for the Nearest Nigerian Embassy and take refuge in it.. Then let the Embassy deport him under diplomatic cover back to Nigeria to face trial. |
Beverly Should look into the offer.. This might just be the start of a lucrative Nollywood career. However, I dont think she should be rolling with the likes of Afrocandy. She should look for classier producers and directors to cast her in solid movie roles. Let her take a cue from Gideon Okeke and his role in Tinsel. |
I am currently squatting with a friend who lives directly in front of Alpha Beach.. HOW COME I MISSED THIS SURGE?! When did it happen?! *I did hear about the Whale that washed ashore sha.. Also heard that people were cutting up and carrying whale meat away.* |
Okay! SO Yesterday Woke up - Drove to the office - Passed Leki Tollgate - #120 naira.. Lunch time - 1 pack of Benson & Hedges - 315 Naira.. After work: Laundry - 21,000 Naira.. Fuel - 7,000 Lekki Toll - 120 naira.. Dinner - 3,000 Naira.. #Do the maths... |
2010 hyundai sonata.. Bought her brand new.. Milage - 55,000km No major faults in all her years with me. Regular service every 5000'km. Only ever changed minor parts like bearings, end co.. Honda City 65,000 km Accidented once in 2009, Fully restored by Honda place.. No recurrent faults. No major parts replaced since restoration.. Runs fine.. 2011 Honda CRV Bought second hand at under 1,500 km..Today its 12,000 km.. I guess its still young for it to be giving any issues.. |
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