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PoliticsRe: Stella Damasus And Senator Yerima On Al-jazeera Network THE STREAM by MrAboki: 10:11am On Sep 06, 2013
Uyi Iredia: MTN messed me up. The stream was disconnected.

I don't think religion was necessary for Yerima to justify the issue, though I note the comment by Stella on Muslims finding it okay. In any case, abuse (sexual, mental or physical) is a concern here and it is widely-held that children are more open to this since they lack sufficient knowledge. I note that Yerima's place has a high number of uneducated kids.

To cut to the chase, while I think the law should be upheld here I don't think all children below 18 couldn't be ready for marriage and childbirth, as a matter of fact, they can, more so when I consider that there exceptions in the rate of maturity in physical, mental and sexual aspects in various people.
WTF did you just write here?!

The law should be upheld.. So a law that allows for a grown Man to marry a Minor and defile em should be upheld. #NICE!


And whats that whole thing you wrote there about varying maturity levels?! What point were you trying to drive home? That if the girl is a minor but has 'matured' as in: Big Brest, Big hips, Big Yansh with Bib-bia all over her bia-bia region, she can be married off and fvcked.. abi?! Shey that was what you were trying to pass across or did I miss something?! huh
PoliticsRe: Stella Damasus And Senator Yerima On Al-jazeera Network THE STREAM by MrAboki: 10:05am On Sep 06, 2013
shymexx: Lmao!! grin

Anyway, why did all of you blow-cold after running around like headless chickens when the bill was signed? It's not even 3 months, yet it seems everyone has forgotten about it. What happened to the petitions?

Nigerians are jokers!! You lot just do everything based on following a trend without necessarily thinking things through. How can you fight against something that doesn't affect you directly without the support of those who're affected by it? - pick your battles wisely next time and stop the unnecessary and cowardly distractions!

I guess, "Shymmex" is now a prophet!

Lousy plonkers!
LOL!!


Wetin you expect?!
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Ekiti, Seven Others Are Heavy Debtors –FRC by MrAboki: 9:55am On Sep 06, 2013
Surprisingly, RIVERS & AKWA IBOM are not on this list..

Bayelsa & Cross River needs to explain why they are in debt. What did they borrow money to do?! Because I cant see anything worthy of note to show in these two states.. Plus Bayelsa also collects 13% derivative from Oil sales, Federal allocation plus IGR, yet the development on ground dont match their income..

TV/MoviesRe: Olympus Has Fallen Vs White House Down: Which Is Better? by MrAboki:
[b]As far as I'm concerned o;

OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN:: The part I love the most about this movie was that the way the took the white house was more realisitic than the way they took the White House in 'WHite House Down'. In White House Down, it took less than 15 men to take down the entire White House before extra back-up arrived.. But in Olympus Has Fallen, They stormed the White House with like over 100 men.. They First started with the Air Attack, then ground attacks, they used RPGS, Javelins (SAMs), e.t.c... worked their way into the White House. They had higher calibre weapons in Olympus has fallen. The plan of attack on the WHite house in Olympus has Fallen was more eleborate than it was in White House Down.. They didnt even clearly show how a bomb was successfully smuggled into the White House in White House Down.. Even Jamie Fox didnt really carry the Character of the President of the United States that well.


Killer Scene from WHITE HOUSE DOWN:: When the small Girl Waved the Flag to stop the Air Strike on the White House... I actually teared up a bit there.. Best scene of the Move.. Also the shooting down of Airforce One.

Killer Scene from OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN:: When he interogated the two perps he captured..

White House down was cool, but Olympus Killed it! [/b]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Are You A Lark, An Owl Or Hummingbird? by MrAboki: 8:41am On Sep 06, 2013
I am an Ikwi-kwi.. grin
PoliticsRe: PDP Crisis: Jonathan Tells Elders To Shun Obasanjo by MrAboki: 8:38am On Sep 06, 2013
Funny NEWS..

Shun Obasanjo!? Ehn wan die?
FamilyRe: Your Pastor Or Your Parent? Whose Advise Do You Listen To? by MrAboki: 7:29pm On Sep 05, 2013
Taking a Pastors advice over your parents advice!!!! That's funny!!


I don't have a pastor for starters..
FamilyRe: Should Married Individuals Keep In Touch With Exes? by MrAboki: 11:42am On Sep 05, 2013
@Topic;; Only Married Men are allowed to keep in touch with single exes..
Jokes EtcRe: Scariest Job Interview Ever. by MrAboki: 11:34am On Sep 05, 2013
Funny!!





This feels like a good time to say the new NAIRALAND FORBIDDEN PHRASE ##END TIME things..


Mods abeg o!! No Ban me o! The image looked like the world was ending true true!! grin
FamilyRe: How Do You Deal With Your Wife? by MrAboki:
[b]@ OP..

As a|an; Aboki, Maiguard, Suya man, Husband and soon to be Father, I dont take nonsense from my women Especially the Under-16's[/subs]. The ways I deal with them include but is not limited to;

1. Physical discipline: I can ground her, tell her to kneel down in a corner, lossen my belt and whoop her or just give her one slap.

2. Emotional Discipline: This is that one where I dont eat her food, I ignore her, I dont come home early and leave early, I just up and disappear, gice her the silent treatment.

3. Psychological Discipline: Act normal.. Ignore her transgressions. Keep her on the edge, not knowing whats going on in your head|mind.

4. Kick her outta the house: Send her packing for like 2 weeks to her parents home and dont allow her return till she comes home with her parents to beg, write me a 500 word apology letter, signed and thumb-printed with 2 recent pasport photographs..

5. Take her off my will: remove her name as a benefactor of my estate.

6. Threaten to marry a New wife::

7. CAPITAL PUNISHMENT:: Deny her sex|or Fvck her till she cries and apologises... grin





[sub] YEAH!!!! I hope you have learnt how to discipline a woman..

DISCLAIMER: I never once said you should beat her o!! Na jail term be that for you o!! If you are married to your wife under U.S law, do discipline her o! She will file for divorce, take the kids, half your shiit including the house, you will pay her for her upkeep and for the childrens upkeep.. You dont want this. Infact, rather than discipline her, beg her o!!

Advice no be curse o! Aboki will not|cannot|& Shall not be held liable for any negative result that may come from taking my advice.. grin
[/b]
PoliticsRe: Opon Imo Wins UN Award Of E-learning, Creativity And Education In Estonia by MrAboki: 10:54am On Sep 05, 2013
bloggernaija: AREGBERASCAL is a local man who proffers local and simple solutions to problems.
Do not get me wrong,
The dept of his knowledge can only be rivalled by just a few people.
I have also been impressed by his spiritualism and nationalism.
Seeing him use folk songs to mobilise his people for action and pass out messages is a nice break from all the western education/culture
He is also the only person in nigeria with a clearly defined ideology.
A COMFIRMED SOCIALIST BY DEEDS
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PoliticsRe: Jonathan Embarks On Three-day Visit To Kenya Today by MrAboki: 10:45am On Sep 05, 2013
e mandman: the joy of presidency can never be compared with d problems u mentioned... if it's dat hard why is evrybody wanting 2nd term!
Because of POWER!!!


All that power at you finger tip.. Thats all.

Wise Sayings of the gods:: Power!! Nothing else is greater than absolute power. With Power, you have everything. Thats why the powerful men fear being powerless and would do anything to stay in power. #ASK ASSAD..
PoliticsRe: LG Officer Fighting A Civilian For Bribery by MrAboki: 10:23am On Sep 05, 2013
I cant see o!!!

PoliticsRe: ASUU Demands Will Cripple Govt – Maku by MrAboki: 10:22am On Sep 05, 2013
WHAT!!!!!! shocked shocked







You mean this government wasnt truly a cripple all this time?! shocked shocked shocked




Those bastards lied to me... angry
PoliticsRe: MEND Threatens To Attack Chevron On Independence Day by MrAboki: 10:20am On Sep 05, 2013
#Go Team Mend!!! grin







But I Hope MEND know say the increase in Pump Price from that attack go affect them too..[/b]
PoliticsRe: Kogi Former Attorney-General Arrested In UK For Trying To Cash Abacha Loot by MrAboki: 10:15am On Sep 05, 2013
Wow!
PoliticsRe: Opon Imo Wins UN Award Of E-learning, Creativity And Education In Estonia by MrAboki: 10:14am On Sep 05, 2013
Akamu and Stew: 1. Firstly, Second to comment isn't bad at all. I dedicate my second position to the following people;

- Gbawe
- Katz
- Naptu2
- Musiwa
- Jarus
- OAM419
- Berem
cool cool

2. Kudos to AregbeRascal for his relentless efforts to transform the State of Osun in all areas. The Rascal Governor is truly a visionary leader and an excellent administrator.

3. May God continue to bless and strengthen Tinubu and the APC for giving the people Of SW the most capable and result oriented Set of Governors in the whole of Africa.

4. May the fire of God, and thunder from Amadioha burn to ashes all enemies of SW Nigeria. Including but not limited to;
- PDP cockroaches and flies e.g. Beaf, Insincere Liberian, GEJ, Obj etc.
- Flat Headed tribal bigots from that side.. grin

5. Anybody who doesn't vote for APC in the State of Osun is a MOR0N and an enemy of progress.

Last but not the least..

God bless me and my household

cool cool
https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1sv7uLXtv1qa83yn.gif - for not greeting Alusi Okija... angry
Christianity EtcRe: T.B. Joshua Doesn't Support Military Action Against Syria by MrAboki: 9:56am On Sep 05, 2013
U.S Defence Secretary to T.B Joshua... : Obama Dont give a fvck what you support, all he knows is;


ASSAD is gonna get it..

#ObamasFirstWar.. #Cool...

PoliticsRe: Jonathan Embarks On Three-day Visit To Kenya Today by MrAboki: 9:54am On Sep 05, 2013
#Sweet... The guy needs to take a break away from his sorrows like;

1. Dame Jonathan.
2. Amaechi
3. ASUU
4. PHCN
5. HEalth Workers.
6. Taraba State wahala
7. PDP
8. Boko Haram
9. Back-sliding|unrepentant Militants
10. Ohaneze
11. OPC
12. APC
13. Rochas Okorocha
14. Police
15. National Assembly
16. NIGERIA..

e.t.c



I sure say ehn been no know say na like this e go hard to be pPresident of Nigeria..
RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge For Men - Season 4(the D-day) by MrAboki: 9:50am On Sep 05, 2013
Wow!!

What a thread... grin

I don nearly piss for body with laugh... grin
FoodRe: Don't Wash Your Chicken Before Cooking - Health Researchers by MrAboki: 1:38pm On Aug 28, 2013
Wetin dem come mean na?
PoliticsRe: Group Offers Stowaway Teenager A Scholarship by MrAboki: 1:36pm On Aug 28, 2013
Symphony007: http://leadership.ng/news/280813/stowaway-teenager-de-raufs-sponsor-him-varsity-level
Beautiful move..

Save a troubled child.. I like this. That kid could easily have died. This experience can make him more brazzen to try like a ship or a through the back roads of Chad and Tunisia.

Good one from Rauf..
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Dealer Escapes From Malaysian Prison by MrAboki: 9:17am On Aug 28, 2013
dadicvila: I know you must have disagreed with the british expatriate when he said Nigerians are quick to support corruption and crime
I dont know no Briton..






But killing a Man for dealing drugs is a No! No! for me.. Jail him but not kill him. So Osuji should keep running..

If I knew how to reach him, I would advice he heads for the Nearest Nigerian Embassy and take refuge in it.. Then let the Embassy deport him under diplomatic cover back to Nigeria to face trial.

CelebritiesRe: Afrocandy Offers Beverly Osu A Movie Role by MrAboki: 9:13am On Aug 28, 2013
Beverly Should look into the offer..








This might just be the start of a lucrative Nollywood career. However, I dont think she should be rolling with the likes of Afrocandy. She should look for classier producers and directors to cast her in solid movie roles. Let her take a cue from Gideon Okeke and his role in Tinsel.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Destruction Caused By Ocean Surge At Alpha Beach (Pictures) by MrAboki: 8:43am On Aug 28, 2013
I am currently squatting with a friend who lives directly in front of Alpha Beach.. HOW COME I MISSED THIS SURGE?! When did it happen?!

*I did hear about the Whale that washed ashore sha.. Also heard that people were cutting up and carrying whale meat away.*
Forum GamesRe: How Much Did You Spend Today? by MrAboki: 8:39am On Aug 28, 2013
Okay! SO Yesterday

Woke up - Drove to the office - Passed Leki Tollgate - #120 naira..
Lunch time - 1 pack of Benson & Hedges - 315 Naira..
After work:

Laundry - 21,000 Naira..
Fuel - 7,000
Lekki Toll - 120 naira..
Dinner - 3,000 Naira..


#Do the maths...
Car TalkRe: What does the Mileage On Your Car Read.??? by MrAboki: 6:43pm On Aug 27, 2013
2010 hyundai sonata..

Bought her brand new..

Milage - 55,000km

No major faults in all her years with me. Regular service every 5000'km. Only ever changed minor parts like bearings, end co..

Honda City

65,000 km

Accidented once in 2009, Fully restored by Honda place.. No recurrent faults. No major parts replaced since restoration.. Runs fine..

2011 Honda CRV

Bought second hand at under 1,500 km..Today its 12,000 km.. I guess its still young for it to be giving any issues..

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