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Politics / Re: Sheriff’s Reinstatement, Rape On Democracy – Fayose by MrAboki: 8:38pm On Feb 17, 2017
Sheriff is a real Niggar..

The Abu Qaqa to the PDP. grin

Dem never hala.

Sai Sheriff.

They stole our Senate, we will steal their party. grin

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Travel / Re: Pictures From The Badagry Slave Port And Slavery relics / Heritage Museum. by MrAboki: 12:32am On Jan 27, 2017
I have been to this place before. Very uninspiring except for that building (the first storey buikding).

I see the Mobee family have upped their game since I was last there.

If you want to see slave relics, go to Ghana.

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Politics / Re: 'Do Not Be Deceived,This Airline Killed My Wife & Kid':Ex-speaker Blasts Rochas( by MrAboki: 12:27am On Jan 27, 2017
idupaul:


So Mr NTSB special investigator can you tell us the cause of that crash ?

Why the rudeness?

undecided

I never said I worked for the NTSB did I?

You needs to chill bro.
Politics / Re: 'Do Not Be Deceived,This Airline Killed My Wife & Kid':Ex-speaker Blasts Rochas( by MrAboki: 12:26am On Jan 27, 2017
Originalsly:
Did the international agency do an investigation? They always....always come to a conclusion. When they cannot find a mechanical or design cause they would conclude it was human error.


That is from Wikipedia.

Politics / Re: 'Do Not Be Deceived,This Airline Killed My Wife & Kid':Ex-speaker Blasts Rochas( by MrAboki: 1:16pm On Jan 25, 2017
Deceived about what?

As soon as I saw the photos, I started laughing hard..

Imo State people no dey make noise again about Okorocha like before. Them don gree say na once chance dem dey so dey are just going along for the ride now.

But this fuckery posted by that senator person is utter bullshit. Even Airfrane has crashed before and they are still in operation. Aircrash investigations are multiple in its approach as the NAIB is the Nigerian arm which will partner with the NTSB (foreign arm) and the Aircraft manufacturers.

What this means is that the results of a crash cannot be doctored as there is an international agency charged with such investigations and they also do this to chackmate if there is a mechanical fault with that brand of aircraft that needs to be checked on others.

Sorry for his loss but his post is dead on arrival.

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Politics / Re: Governor Udom Criticised For Greeting A Monarch With One Hand In His Pocket (Pic by MrAboki: 10:00pm On Jan 24, 2017
Who dey pay ea h other salary amongst them two? grin
Crime / Re: Police Officers Beat Journalist And His Driver Despite Having Complete Papers by MrAboki: 5:41am On Jan 24, 2017
Nice wrote up until he described the Nigerian Police as an honourable organization. grin
Politics / Re: Reps Reject N305/dollar Exchange Rate For Budget by MrAboki: 8:19am On Jan 17, 2017
pinkcottoncandy:
ARBITRAGE NATION

ARBITRAGE LEADERS

TO CBN,

Why not peg the exchange rate close to the black market rate and give banks authority to sell to customers at a reduced rate, so as to drive the ABBOOOKKIIS who are influencing the black market rate...drive them out of business,


Then with time, regain control over the currency as you are in charge of regulating the banks

The current way is just to encourage massive arbitraging...if banks can sell at $305, top bankers who have access to broker these fx deals will buy from the bank at $305 with their money and sell to the public at $400...CREATING MORE PROBLEMS

The banks are us and we are the banks.. grin
Politics / Re: Reps Reject N305/dollar Exchange Rate For Budget by MrAboki: 8:18am On Jan 17, 2017
305 is unrealistic..


Oil price will not be rising anytime soon and Nigeria is still a one track economy.

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Politics / Re: Chibok Girls: Oby Ezekwesili Speaks On Her Return From Sambisa Forest Tour by MrAboki: 8:14am On Jan 17, 2017
This woman is a real OG
Politics / Re: Sokoto Govt Disbands Hisbah Commission by MrAboki: 1:43pm On Jan 08, 2017
This foolish Governor is trying to Christianize Sokoto. angry angry




We must resist this move vehemently.

The Hisbah are there to make sure every body in the state live their lives in accordance with the will of the almighty Allah.. angry
Religion / Re: God Used A Witch To Save Me From Death By Kolanuts - Pastor Adeboye by MrAboki: 11:22am On Jan 08, 2017
onoerime:
By Olayinka Latona

GENERAL Overseer of The Redeemed Christian Church of God, RCCG, Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye recently revealed how God used a witch to stop him from eating kola nut which would have lead to his death if he did not stop the act.

Narrating his experience while delivering a sermon tiled: “God Loves Me” during the annual thanksgiving service and prophetic declaration at the church national headquarters, Throne of Grace parish in Ebute-Meta, Lagos, Pastor Adeboye attributed his continued survival to God’s faithfulness, and love, saying those whom God loves are more than conquerors.

In his words: “I was telling my children that whenever we wanted to study at night while we were young, we used kola nut as our own coffee as we did not have money to buy coffee. We ate the kola nut to stay awake.

“One day, the number one self confessed witch in our compound, called me and said: “Dejare, why won’t you stop eating kola nut? The witch warned me to desist from what can lead to my death. I think God spoke through the witch and I can say God loves me
,” Adeboye stated.

Continuing, the cleric said: “You are alive today not because you are clever, wise or know how to do it but simply because God loves you. There are lots of people who are in the prison who are free. I was at the Kirikiri Prison where I heard testimonies that brought tears to my eyes. Some of them said they were in prison but they are free men because they have Jesus; they were incarcerated but they are free. And there are people who are outside the prison who are prisoners.

“It is because God loves you that you are able to conquer all that the devil threw at you last year. Left for the enemy you, will not be here today but because God loves you, you are more than conqueror,” Daddy G.O. said.

Adeboye then admonished Christians that God expects those He loves to respond by honouring Him with their tithes and first fruits and love their neighours, noting that the greatest gift Christians can give their neighbours is introducing them to Christ.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/01/god-used-witch-save-life-adeboye/


So instead of thanking the witch and giving her the praise for saving him, he found a way to take away the glory from the witch and even praised himself in the process.. grin
Education / Re: Nigeria To Establish Aviation University by MrAboki: 11:19am On Jan 08, 2017
Instead of establishing a National Carrier.. grin


Nation of idiots.

How can a nation like Nigeria not have a fully functional National carrier?
Religion / Re: Fulani Attacks: Stop Eating Cow Meat – Pastor Ikeorha Charges Christians by MrAboki: 11:18am On Jan 08, 2017
Wetin concern Cow with Attacks?



All these mumu Pastors wey don forget to preach wetin bible talk.

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Food / Re: See The Plastic Rice Sold To Me In Lagos(pictures) by MrAboki: 11:17am On Jan 08, 2017
candidbabe:
And the government claimed not even one bag has entered the country.
APC =scam


There is no such thing as plastic rice. Plastic can never be boiled.

NAFDAC said it was bad rice that had been treated with bad chemicals and stored for long so it lost certain characteristics.

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Food / Re: See The Plastic Rice Sold To Me In Lagos(pictures) by MrAboki: 11:15am On Jan 08, 2017
zoneboy:
Plastic rice is real. Nafdac later admitted


No they didn't.

Not even after they tested the alleged plastic rice impounded by the Nigerian Customs.

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Career / Re: Cute Photos Of Policewoman, Nkeiru Nwode, Got Admirers Talking by MrAboki: 5:01am On Jan 06, 2017
Change that side arm to an AK and Wat h how she changes from this beauty to a monster.

I repeat that all police officers in Nigeria should be armed with nothing more than a standard 9mm Beretta pistol.
Politics / Re: Judge Begged DSS Over N500million Bribe. DSS Grills Bank Directors by MrAboki: 9:03am On Oct 11, 2016
I don't care who gets tried or arrested.. angry


I need convictions.. angry
Politics / Re: Elenda Liyel-Imoke Celebrates Her 17th Birthday (photos) by MrAboki: 8:56am On Oct 11, 2016
jeffizy:
Happy Birthday.
I like the celebration. It seem low keyed.

What matters is the thoughts behind the celebration.


Look at the background.. Its obviously overseas in what looks like high school.
Properties / Re: Lagos To Introduce Monthly Payment On Housing by MrAboki: 8:54am On Oct 11, 2016
Brilliant.

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Politics / Re: No Regrets Writing Petition Against Aregbesola – Osun Judge by MrAboki: 8:52am On Oct 11, 2016
O Wow!!
Politics / Re: African Bar Condemns Arrest, Invasion Of Judges’ Homes by MrAboki: 5:41pm On Oct 10, 2016
DICKtator:


Moves made on "corrupt" judge?

Hope you know that if you murdered someone, you are not referred to as a murderer but "alleged/suspected " murderer?
It is only a competent court of law that can pass such "corrupt" verdict!!

grin grin grin grin


This na informal gist na?! In the streets, all man is Guilty until proven innocent.

Na so for 1977 when Halima carry belle, we come go catch Abdul, flog Abdul over 100 Strokes, force am to marry Halima, only to realize after 15 years say no be ehn Pikin true true. grin
Celebrities / Re: "Rahama's Ban Is Logical"- Ali NUHU explains why he was not banned by MrAboki: 5:36pm On Oct 10, 2016
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Disloyal Muthafhucker. angry Instead of having the girls back, he has put her out to hang alone. angry

In the Good Ol' Days of the Holy prophet (SAW), this Guy would have had his hands amputated for touching all those babes the way he did in those videos. angry

Banza. angry

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Travel / Re: Lokoja: Okada Man Crushed To Death By Lorry - Graphic Photos by MrAboki: 10:46am On Sep 28, 2016
Cutehector:
Who am I lord? That you are mindful of me..

Nobody holy pass e!

It just not your time Fam, just keep living until you no longer are. grin


Alhamdulillahi..

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Politics / Re: Soldier: 'I Will Never Regret If I Die Serving My Nation' by MrAboki: 4:26pm On Sep 05, 2016
Sabo is a real Nigga to me..

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Family / Re: 49-Year-old Man Finally Becomes A Father After Suffering So Much Tragedies.Photo by MrAboki: 12:04pm On Sep 05, 2016
4 Stillbirth and 1 Dead wife, the real MVP na the Woman wey marry am after the first casualty.

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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Stuns In Akwa-Ibom Native Attires by MrAboki: 11:51am On Sep 05, 2016
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I thought it was only Virgins that dressed like this in Akwa Ibom? undecided

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Crime / Re: We Switch Off Generators So Owners Will Open Doors — Robbery Suspect by MrAboki: 11:50am On Sep 05, 2016
That is why my Gen uses remote control.

If I no fit start am from ontop my bed, na winch dey worry the gen.

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Politics / Re: Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu's 74th Birthday And Thanksgiving Service (Photos) by MrAboki: 11:33am On Sep 05, 2016
This Man money don tey sha..
Culture / Re: African Tribeswoman In Supermarket Wearing Goat Skins & Mud For Sunscreen (pix) by MrAboki: 10:42am On Sep 05, 2016
My Nigress.. cool
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Vatican For The Canonization Of Mother Teresa by MrAboki: 9:24am On Sep 05, 2016
Thats why I love religion..


See him in Rome feeling Holy.. grin

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