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TravelRe: First International Flight Lands At Enugu Airport Amidst Jubilation by MrAboki: 9:31am On Aug 21, 2013
[color=Red]Igbo[/color] Kwenu!!
Muo Nu!!
Zuo Nu!!


KWEZU ENUUUU O!!!!!!

Na from to 1 leg na ehn Azonto dey start.. grin

Gob Bless the PDP..
God Bless His excellency Sir President Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan The CIC of the Armed Forces of Nigeria.
and his beautiful wife Her Excellency Ma, President Dame Patience Ebere Jonathan The Egberimama and CIC of the Militant Armed force of Nigeria.

Good Bless The Federal Republic of Nigeria..


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PoliticsRe: Riot At Ikorodu Garage After Policemen Killed An Okada Rider by MrAboki: 9:28am On Aug 21, 2013
Heard the News on the Radio last night..

An eyewitness said it was 1 guy that was shot. That he was parked along the road, taking a piss when the Police Pigs stopped and tried to impound his bike. The Dude now gets into a struggle with them, insisting that he wasnt riding the bike, when one of the Pigs gets down and merks him.

Then they still proceed to take the dead Nigga bike. Then as some of the eyewitnesses were about forming a Mob to lynch the Pigs, the fire in the air, tossed a tear gas and bailed.


Sad Story though..

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#TeamFuck'D'Police... angry



R.I.P Okada dudes.. You Nigga(s) Lived dangerously..
PoliticsRe: N1Million Placed On Ram Fights In Lagos by MrAboki: 9:22am On Aug 21, 2013
Its a very cool sports.. I'm even thinking of franchising it before all the Animal rights puppy fuckers come and spoil the show. I even want to introduce a special section.. Man versus Ram..


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https://media.heavy.com/media/2012/10/ram.gif

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Beting soon available on Naijabet.com
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa: How Multichoice/dstv Is Under-developing Africa by MrAboki: 10:43pm On Aug 20, 2013
Big brother! Why the fuss about this show? The show isn't a must watch. I haven't seen up to an hour culmulative of this show. The problems of Africa is far from Big Brother show..

The problems in Africa range from Bad and corrupt governments to ethinicity, tribalism and mass underdevelopment/unemployment.

Examples;

The people of Sudan, Mali and co don't have cable. Yet they are killing emselves over ethinicity and religion.

Boko Haram isn't killing people as a result of watching Big Brother.

ASUU strike in nBigeria isn't connectedwith big brother.

When the hutus decided to kill off the Tutsis, Big brother was not a show.

Africans can't and shouldn't be bothered with big brother. When we stop the wars, killings, hunger, violence, kidnappings, robberys, corruption, hunger, inflation, etc, then we can start looking towards big brother as a problem.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Ajanaku Ressurects & Relapses In To Coma by MrAboki: 8:27pm On Aug 20, 2013
With the way people are dying and waking up, you guys are begining to make the death and ressurection of Jesus look not succh a big deal afterall.. angry


Wetin remain na for people to start to ascend go heaven return..
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Percent Of Your Income Do You Save Monthly? by MrAboki: 1:36pm On Aug 20, 2013
Zero %



Alcohol and biitches are bastards..
PoliticsRe: El-rufai - Buhari Has Nothing To Offer, He Should Retire by MrAboki: 10:28am On Aug 20, 2013
Heheheheheeee grin grin grin









But this Buhari guy sef!! Ehn no dey tire to lose?!

The only way he can ever rule Nigeria is through a Military coup, and that can never happen again!
PoliticsRe: FG Pays Off 20,304 PHCN Workers by MrAboki: 10:25am On Aug 20, 2013
2015 Elections... PDP just scored some vital points... grin





FRESH BREEZE 2015 is gonna ride on the back of steadier Power supply to win.. grin



And they thought the Shoeless Fisherman was dumb.. grin
CrimeRe: Two Female Teachers Kidnapped In Edo State. by MrAboki: 10:22am On Aug 20, 2013
WOW!!




How much is their bail money?
Car TalkRe: The Longest Road Trip You've Driven? by MrAboki: 8:22am On Aug 20, 2013
eightsin: Have never driven outta Benin city (Edo State).
Reason=== my dad wont allow me drive his car that far!! He doesn't even let me drive his car...i use Ojokokoro eyes.
NB== he has 3 cars bt hides d keys.
This is what your father is afraid of..


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Car TalkRe: The Longest Road Trip You've Driven? by MrAboki: 8:03am On Aug 20, 2013
Port-Harourt - Osogbo..

11hrs 27mins.

Route: Port-Harcourt - Owerri - Onitsha - Asaba - Benin - Ondo - Ekiti - Osogbo..

Traffic took a good 2 hrs 30 mins of this time..



2nd:: Port-Harcourt - Lagos..

9hrs..

FamilyRe: Toddler Falls-off Father's Shoulder And Drowns by MrAboki: 5:02pm On Aug 19, 2013
Bluetoooth: He should be charged for 2nd degree murder or manslaughter !
Negligent manslaughter!

I still remember how broken my father was when he accidentally ran over one of our puppies that ran over to welcome him.. Now imagine what it would feel like carrying the guilt of knowing you are responsible for killing your child..

#That man needs Therapy and urgently!
Christianity EtcRe: Nairaland Multidenominational Online Church by MrAboki: 4:48pm On Aug 19, 2013
fpeter: ....And my testimony goes like this, B4 B4 dem been dey ban me but
After I complied with the rules, suddenly i was unbanned by
daddy GO (Seun).........Somebody plssss join me and give a big hand!!!!!!
Your Unbanning shall be permanent in Jesus Name!!

You shall always be first to comment and never the last in Jesus name!!

Infact!! All your comments shall be 'liked' and not 'Disliked' in Jesus name!!

All men shall 'quote' your post and say 'O!! The Lord has truly blessed this boy with sense' in Jesus Name!



Kikima!! Kerewa!! Pkakoropka!! Limpopo!!!

Take it!!!!


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FamilyRe: Toddler Falls-off Father's Shoulder And Drowns by MrAboki: 4:36pm On Aug 19, 2013
DAYUUUM!!! Poor Dad...

This can make him commit suicide! The guilt will be worse than anything in the world..
Foreign AffairsRe: Snake Festival In East India (photos) by MrAboki: 3:42pm On Aug 19, 2013
Beautiful....




Where is Pagan9ja sef?!
PoliticsRe: Hunter Kills Colleague After Mistaking Him For An Antelope by MrAboki: 2:36pm On Aug 19, 2013
In a totally unrelated News!!

A nearby Antelope that witnessed the shooting, attacked the hunter later on while he was fleeing from the scene! grin


https://images.paraorkut.com/img/fhumor/585.gif..




Ekiti State Governor Has employed the Antelope as a special adviser on Police and Vigilante matters..
Car TalkRe: Car Catches Fire Along Ikot Ekpene Road In Uyo (Pictures) by MrAboki: 2:35pm On Aug 19, 2013
Godson201333:
Keep quiet,YOU DO NOT HAVE A CAR.YOU BETTER GO AND ENTER YOUR KEKE MARWA grin grin grin
Allah!! If I see you for road, I go jam your two leg with my Jeep, then tell my Mopol escort for the other jeep to come down beat you well well, just to prove to you say I be Big man wey get Jeep! angry




angry
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: Okupe Is President Jonathan’s Worst Enemy by MrAboki: 2:32pm On Aug 19, 2013
jp philips: Technically, Amaechi got the credit for over seeing the contract in his tenure whereas Odili and Omehia, has completed payment for the bridge.

technically, you and your cohorts lied when you said that ikwerre road plus the bridge was done by Amaechi, and Technically, your facts speaks from two compasses of your mouth.

Technically, you are sounding boring, pls change the subject because technically, Amaechi's first tenure roads were good but very short compared to the Amount he collected,

technically all his second tenure roads are below standard not just by quality (Nigerians are used to) but by overwhelming reduction in carriage capacity which technically, qualifies his roads to be mere streets.

Technically, Amaechi has failed rivers people and i categorically implore him to go back to work and technically leave Okupe and his madness alone.
You failed to state that Rivers State does not pay 100% upfront for contracts awarded.. But Yet paid Bulletine 100% upfront for that flyover, to build a single carriage flyover. That contarct I learnt was signed and paid for by Omehia less than 24 hours before he left office.. grin

Who built Ikwerre road?! Was it the same company that Built the flyover?!


If you cant provide facts to back your allegations, then whats the point of this discussion. Until we see the Pictures and other such proofs..
This dicussion is officially adjoined..
Christianity EtcRe: What's This You Will Never Die Prayer? by MrAboki: 2:22pm On Aug 19, 2013
otijah: thank u sir and God bless. Retarded Mongoliod Idiot
You are welcome sir, and may Allah richly reward you.. angry





Pig Fvcking Infidel..
Car TalkRe: Car Catches Fire Along Ikot Ekpene Road In Uyo (Pictures) by MrAboki: 2:20pm On Aug 19, 2013
The rock5555: guy u funny o, u fit buy am
Wetin you think before?!! angry





Hello!! Abdul!! Warm my Maybach and my G-class for me! I never knw which one I go drive.
Christianity EtcRe: What's This You Will Never Die Prayer? by MrAboki: 2:17pm On Aug 19, 2013
bookface: Please shut up!

Just shut up!

I would rather a doctrine that admonishes followers to love one another than a doctrine that admonishes Jihad! What st00pid sterotype is built by the West? So those faceless cowards blowing up people in Kano are getting their orders from Washington as opposed to the Quran?

If Islam does not exist, at least three quarters of violence around the world today would be solved! Islam is an absolute nightmare to humanity!
You just showed how fo0lishly ignorant you are.. #No Disrespect intended!







Allahu Akbar!
Christianity EtcRe: What's This You Will Never Die Prayer? by MrAboki: 2:15pm On Aug 19, 2013
otijah: u ar indeed brainless, wat has BB Q15 has to do with d topic. Get a life brov
Jesus of Upper Iweka!! shocked shocked shocked


Who be this one again na?! You know wether I wan use the phone browser respond to this post!! angry

If to say you stand for my front!! I for use slap reset your brainbox!! angry
Nama Shobiri!
Car TalkRe: Car Catches Fire Along Ikot Ekpene Road In Uyo (Pictures) by MrAboki: 2:10pm On Aug 19, 2013
150,000 naira just got burnt on Ikot Epkene Express Road!!
PoliticsRe: Why Is Nigeria VIP Crazy? by MrAboki: 2:04pm On Aug 19, 2013
lol... @ OP.



So you no get respect for Big man abi?!



Pilot!!! On siren for that Dana Plane make ehn commot for road jor!! Then Overtake that Arik! angry
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: Okupe Is President Jonathan’s Worst Enemy by MrAboki: 1:58pm On Aug 19, 2013
jp philips: Is this all you have to say about the issues raised? haba! no be you again? you can do better than that. tell your audience the dimensions of Amaechi's Okporo road, i am coming to other roads, when i get my facts
Maybe you should tell them the dimension of the road prior to him working on it...

Also tell them the amount of Buildings that had to be pulled down to even achieve the present dimensions achieved..


Keep Trying!
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: Okupe Is President Jonathan’s Worst Enemy by MrAboki: 1:55pm On Aug 19, 2013
jp philips: God bless you, now, give me two reasons why i wouldn't call the guy that attributed it to Amaechi a fool?
Because that road was awarded to Bulletine, the same comapny that built us the collapsed Airforce Flyover, the collapsing Slaughter flyover, the half-baked Elelenwo flyover amongst many other shoddy road works done by Odili.

Because that Flyover was originally designed to ba a One-lane flyover.. Not the 2-lane that it currently is.

Because that bridge was abandoned till Amaechi twisted their arms to mobilize to site.

So technically, Amaechi gets the credit, not Odili.


AND WHY HASNT BULLETINE WON ANYMORE ROAD CONTRACTS IN RIVERS STATE?!
Christianity EtcRe: What's This You Will Never Die Prayer? by MrAboki: 1:51pm On Aug 19, 2013
Abeg, is it true that Blackberry Q15 has come out?!
Jokes EtcRe: Difference Between A Foreign Advice And A Nigerian Advice! by MrAboki: 1:49pm On Aug 19, 2013
#Death........... grin
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: Okupe Is President Jonathan’s Worst Enemy by MrAboki: 1:46pm On Aug 19, 2013
jp philips: who awarded the contract for the flyover bridge at Ikwerre by Abacha road, tell us the date?
That contract was awarded by either Celestine Omehia or Odili..

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