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PoliticsRe: Biafra Protesters Arrested In Buckingham Palace, London (Photo) by MrAboki: 6:22pm On May 12, 2016
Sweet.


They should flog him properly
CrimeRe: Police Arrests Six Gays In Benin, Edo State (pictured) by MrAboki: 5:46pm On May 12, 2016
I dont care.



HealthRe: Audu Ogbeh: Stop Eating Moi-Moi Made In Cellophane. by MrAboki: 4:36pm On May 12, 2016
So Buhari wants to ban moi moi too... angry angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Proof Buhari's/APC Fuel Subsidy Is A Scam Planned Months Ago To Decieve Us by MrAboki:
lawyer:
Buhari/APC are very smart.
Thats why he is the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.. Thanks for the Compliment.


lawyer:
I now understand the format.

Make Fuel scarce for 8months.

Make Nigerians very Frustrated.

Make them buy it at exorbitant prices from 150-250 Naira per litre.

Make it very difficult to even get the fuel even at that price.
Really!!

So a Government that is still less than a year in office would deliberately sabotage themselves just so they can remove a scheme (subsidy) that we all as Nigerians unanimously agree is corruption riddled, a drain on our economy and unsustainable.. Just to remove the subsidy.. OK! Continu..


lawyer:
Make them beg for black market fuel at N300 per Litre.

Continue to blame Gej and Pdp for the fuel Scarcity.
technically speaking, I dont remember Jonathan or the PDP building a single refinery in the last 16 years.



lawyer:
Make FX scarce.
Seriously!! President Muhammadu Buhari made Forex scarce.. grin grin grin Just to remove Subsidy.. grin grin grin


lawyer:
Make people queue for hours and ignore their cries and pains.

Tap into a typical Nigerian's excessive calmness, patience and dislike to queue and suffer.

Promise them Fuel Scarcity would end May 7th.

Re-Introduce the Fuel Scarcity on May 9th.

Make people start begging Buhari/APC to ‪#‎endfuelqueues‬.
Na wah o!!


This Buhari that has no Certificate sure knows how to scheme and plot really well.. grin



lawyer:
Send Buhari to the U.K on May 10th to disgrace us and tell the whole world "Yes Nigeria is Fantastically Corrupt" to deflect attention on what is going back home.
Wait!! So are you saying Nigeria isnt Corrupt? or what exactly?


But lets Continu...


lawyer:
Increase Fuel price from N97 to N145 on May 11th without considering the masses or providing any palliative to cushion the effects of the massive inflation that would result from it to further impoverish Nigerians.
When people say provide Palliatives, I wonder what exactly they mean..

The same Palliatives allegedly provided by President Jonathan through the SURE.P Scheme? O!! By the way, where are the SURE.P Buses ad Palliatives? Cos I never saw them..

But its alright, lets Continu!



lawyer:
Lie to Nigerians that NLC and all the Governors and Senators are in support. ( Meanwhile its not true)

Change the narrative that ‪#‎OccupyNigeria‬ 1 wasn't about reversal of Fuel subsidy under GEJ but because they didn't trust GEJ to do it well because he was corrupt.
But it was actually not just about reversing the price, it was about properly investigating the fraud, fishing out the fraudsters, imprisoning the fraudsters, recovering as much loot as can be recovered, close up the loopholes in the system and then provide "palliatives" to cushion the initial shocking of jumping fuel price from 65 naira to 145 Naira..


But thats by the way.. Kontinu..



lawyer:
Promote a lot of Social media activists and APC fans living outside Nigeria to tell the world why the new fuel subsidy removal is the best thing to happen to Nigeria since Fried Rice and Chicken because they trust Buhari.
Is subsidy removal a bad thing or am I missing your point?

But Kontinu.


lawyer:
Forget to remind Nigerians that since we do not have 24 hours light, we rely on Generators to run businesses and homes.
Wee You Keep Kwayeeet!! angry

Do you think Nigerians need reminding that they rely on Generator for Power? angry


But Continu.


lawyer:
For example i spend 20 liters daily on my car to shuttle between Mainland and Lekki. I suffer at least 2 hours of Traffic inside heat so the A/C must be on. If i buy Fuel now for N145 per litre, that means i spend N87,000 a month on Fuel in my car. (Where i wan see am?)
If you live on the Mainland and work on the Island and spend 20 liters everyday to get to and fro Work.. DOES common sense not tell you to move closer to your place of work?

If your car uses 20 liters everyday to get you to and from work, you need to either change your engines or buy a more fuel efficient vehicle.

If you spend 87,000 Naira every Month on Fuel for your car 1,044,000.00 (One Million and Forty-four Thousand naira) per year.. The real question should be how did you get that job because you sound too stupid to even have passed Common Entrance let alone pass a job interview..


BUT please dont stop, CONTINU..


lawyer:
When i get home i must buy at least 10 litres every day for the home Generator. That's N43,500 in a month Making a total of N130,500 a month on Fuel. Let me not add the 20liters per day i buy to run my office generator o!
This your maths really get K-leg o.. But so also does all you have written.

10 liters per day = 1450 Naira per day.

1450 * 30days = 43,500/month

43,500 * 12 = 522,000/annum.



Yeah.. Okay?! So..................................




lawyer:
I have not added cost of food, Fashola's (aka Minister of Darkness) new high increment in Nepa bills, taxes, food, inflation on every damn thing and miscellaneous expenses.
Okay.. Soooo?

lawyer:
Why then would Nigerians not be Fantastically Corrupt to survive when Buhari's Government only understands Increment, taxes, tolls, pain and suffering and the minimum wage is N18,000 per month while they rejected just 2 weeks ago to increase workers wages. APC lied that if Buhari wins the election, Fuel would be N40 per litre. Little did we know they meant N145 per litre. Every single thing Buhari met in May 2015 has increased 100% just under one year.
O really!

Fuel price increased because they removed Subsidy.

NEPA bill increased because it was not profitable for Power to be supplied at the cost we were getting it initially.

Dollar rate increased because the price of oil fell to an all time low and Nigerias number one source of Forex was in Jeopardy.

Whatelese?




lawyer:
We could live with his bland and vapid economic policies but why compound it with an 80% increase from N86 to N145? This is beyond heartless and cruel. Nobody deserves this kind of wickedness. Even convicted Murders don't deserve this kind of suffering talk less of hard working Nigerians.
Yeah!! The freebies are over hommie.

No more subsidy on anything..



lawyer:
Since May 29 2015 almost everyone i know has complained that Business has been bad and their wallets are getting slimmer. No economic improvement or sign of better things to come. Rather its one propaganda or the other about how Minister A chop money or Governor F Stole $100 billion meanwhile the hard working Nigerians who have nothing to do with it are getting hungrier everyday and starving because there is no economic blue print but out of the blues ..BOOM!!! N145 per liter. Pay it or jump into the Lagoon.
Since May 2016, the world has been struggling under the collapse of oil Prices. Russia,, Saudi, e.t.c all are struggling. Countries with Agriculture and other solid minerals as their export goods are doing fine.

Things are getting worse not because this government has destroyed anything, but because things have always been bad for sooooo longand this government is not interested in covering shiit up any more..

But CONTINU..


lawyer:
To you guys abroad supporting the wicked policies of Buhari on twitter or Facebook, don't think you are exempt from it. The families/relatives you left behind in Nigeria are going to suffer it too and you would be getting daily calls from Nigeria for you to send Western Union because "Hunger they catch them". The money you intended to use to do something good or feed your family would finally end up in a petrol station in Lagos till you finally get fed up.

NLC over to you. We would join you whenever your ready to shut Nigeria down with #OccupyNigeria 2 to make Buhari reboot his brain and reverse his archaic and medieval 1984 economic policies.

- Omonile Lawye
[b]I am in Nigeria, I have been buying fuel for over 86 Naira for a very very very long time (even when there was no scarcity).

I have never had 24hours light and have bought over 6 Generators in my young adult life.

I have always had to drive on bad roads and spend a lot servicing my vehicles.

Dollar has been dropping for a long time even when Oil sales prices were at 120/barrel.

Nigerian Universities and even lower schools have been decaying for soooooooooooooooooooooo long that now its Normal.

Infrastructures have been going south for a very long long time.

The last refinery built in Nigeria is over 30 years old.

I have lived in a one track economy all my life, thats why as a kid growing up, all I wanted to be was a Petroleum Engineer.

We have always imported everything we used and ate.. From Chicken to Tomatoes to Cement to name it.

We have never been a producing or exporting nation. Thats why ships coming into our Sea ports are fuller than when they leave.

Corruption is nothing new to Nigerians. Thats why the pseudo-name for internet scam is 'The Nigerian Email Scam". The Nigerian Police whose 'Code of Conduct" rules makes it ILLEGAL to recieve any GIFT (I did not say bribe) from any individual (except its a very close relative), openly 'DEMAND" bribes from Nigerians in public.

The only thing that seems to be working in Nigeria is the telecoms sector and even that one sef na problem.

Abegi make I hear word.





And If indeed by some insane stroke of luck you happen to be right that President Buhari did all you alleged in your Post just to remove this cankerworm called subsidy from our system, then he is a very Intelligently cunning man and has my vote for a second term.[/b]




Alhaji Mallam Abokee
PoliticsRe: TUC Reacts To New Fuel Price by MrAboki: 4:30pm On May 12, 2016
Who be TUC sef?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reject Labour Move Against Pump Price by MrAboki: 4:20pm On May 12, 2016
Lukandah00001:
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Mr. Omenka says you should improve on your personnal hygiene, cut your finger nails and whilst you are at it;


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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reject Labour Move Against Pump Price by MrAboki: 4:18pm On May 12, 2016
hobat4cash:
ordinarily I wouldn't reply to the topic of this thread but when something affects me directly I would be forced to give my view, even though the majority will eventually have their way. I have never been against deregulation, I strongly supported it when the previous regime wanted to implement it, but my grouse with this particular one is the timing. Nigerians have had it very rough this past months hence, doing this now seems to me like callousness on the part of government. I announce to us all that Nigerians are really suffering, we all know that the price of most goods in this country is dependent on the pump price of PMS, hence, any increment in the price of PMS is a direct increment of cost of transportation. E.g is the more than 100% increment on food prices, it is too bad. Even cost of intra town transportation has increased by 50% . All this with minimum wage still as it was, even if government increases workers wages, how about the millions of unemployed roaming the streets?.
These are some of the things that lead to high crime rate in any society.
Government should have waited for the right time, one may ask when is the right time? my answer would be when unemployment has been brought down reasonably, because adding hardship to unemployment is a recipe for social disaster.
Another problem I have is the hypocrisy in which this has been greeted. Why was the previous regime fought for the same thing this present regime is being praised for? Or is that those who would have spoken against it have been kept very busy by the EFCC? how about the so called non governmental groups, where are they? or is this is a clear case of 'what is sauce for the goose is poison for the gander'?.
To those of us who are fortunate to be gainfully employed supporting this move now, please spare a thought for your jobless brothers and sisters and those who are grossly underemployed.
Since this regime came on board all their policies have been geared towards making more money for the government but none so far to ameliorate the suffering of Nigerians. I am not saying that it is bad for government to make more money, but doing so at the expense of already impoverished Nigerians is not only callous but wicked. Please let's do things like people with conscience because it only beasts that don't have conscience. I rest my case.
There is no such thing as the perfect time to remove subsidy..

The last administration tried removing it on the 1st of January 2012. People said it was too much shock to start the year with.





The truth is I never supported the Occupy Nigeria movement. Infact, I was onboard with GEJ then and I am onboard with President Buhari today.

Subsidy on everything must stop in Nigeria.

Let Nigerians know the full price of everything they buy. That way, we can all fully appreciate the extent of decay in our society.

PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reject Labour Move Against Pump Price by MrAboki: 3:59pm On May 12, 2016
pchukwudi:
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Seun, mynd44, lalasticlala, ishilove. Does this omenka of guy have a monopoly on foul language and tribal abuses?

Is he kind of licensed to rain insults like a short gun on everyone?

Is it possible that omenka is immune to at least 1 year ban on NL?

We are watching o. grin grin

You can't allow him to keeo sowing seeds of hatred and yet be able to shield him from reaping the harvest of real time sorrows.
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Thanks for quoting OMENKA..
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reject Labour Move Against Pump Price by MrAboki: 3:51pm On May 12, 2016
kennes10:
U re pathetic. Lyk ur lyf wil b beta cos u re supporting d Govt. Grow up nd Stp mekin a mockery of urself all in d name of gathering likes on social media platform... how is ur lyf in d real world
With Love from Omenka


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PoliticsRe: Suicide Bomber Intercepted By Policemen In Maiduguri, Borno (Graphic Photos) by MrAboki: 3:21pm On May 12, 2016
Sweet interception..
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reject Labour Move Against Pump Price by MrAboki: 3:17pm On May 12, 2016
Vongsama:
U always sound stooopid, insensitive n full of hypocrisy. Did u support removal of fuel subsidy in d last administration? Yeah, right u didn't. Govt now said dis is done in d best interest of Naija cus forex is a problem for fuel importers n a gullible zombie like u can only nod ur head in agreement. How did we get to d forex thingy? Wil it kill dem to reverse d policy on forex? Now rada dan reverse a faulty policy, dey create anoda one thinkin it wil correct d damage, bt what abt d damage this one will come with.

U really need to go back to the sch u grad from (ie if u ever graced d walls of a structured educational establishment) and request for refund or at least, get ur change.

God bless Nigeria n all her true well wishers.
God punish hypocrites n zombies.
I just stopped by to deliver a message from Omenka..



Go Fvck yourself.

Message delivered!

PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reject Labour Move Against Pump Price by MrAboki: 3:13pm On May 12, 2016
omenka:
Good!! cheesy

Another arrow right through the dark hearts of the Zoofrarians. cheesy

Let them initiate another round of whining on the forum and beyond, type insults directed at Omenka until their thumbs get sore, curse others who dare to take a different position from theirs, and wipe each other's assess clean with their tongues- NOTHING will happen.

If you don't like my comment- go fvck yourself.

If you don't like the President, go fvck yourself.

If you don't like Nigeria, go fvck a gargoyle.

If you don't like Nairaland, go fvck another gargoyle.

If you are too poor and miserable, and think insulting everyone else but your parents would fix your poverty, go get a rope and a chair and do the needful- save the world some oxygen.

If you are an iDaft yoot, screw you with knobs on.

Thank you.
If they dont like you either, they should also go fhuck themselves. angry

If they quote you and say nonsense, they will all die by fire. angry



Meanwhile, its Zooafrans not Zoofrarians! Thanks..


But yeah, fhuck em all.


PoliticsRe: Nigerians Reject Labour Move Against Pump Price by MrAboki: 3:09pm On May 12, 2016
I support the removal.




President Buhari = Good.


PDP = Evil.



Quote me & Die! angry
PoliticsRe: Petrol Price’ll Go Down In Six Months – Kachikwu by MrAboki: 2:56pm On May 12, 2016
silvoice:
I Lay a curse on anyone who defend politicians simply because he or she is benefiting from them, is from the same tribe or party. I don't care which side you belong to. PDP and APC are the same and their sycophants. Are mainly idiots who will all receive their reward when the time come. Indeed, #there was a country.
So you have special powers like that and your life is still where it is.. grin




Africa is blessed but Africans are cursed.
CrimeRe: Lagos Herbalist Rapes And Impregnates Patient by MrAboki: 11:24am On May 12, 2016
Wow!


I hope he gets tried under Sharia Law. angry
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Giving LAP Dance While Still Married by MrAboki: 11:13am On May 12, 2016
MisterGrace:
And your point is?
Her Husband was right there (backstage) when she made that performance.


If he didnt like it, he would have stopped it.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Giving LAP Dance While Still Married by MrAboki: 11:11am On May 12, 2016
Debbywills:
Seriously this ain't cool, she couldn't even respect the fact that she's married angry angry angry
You do realize she is an artist right?

A Performer.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Stunning In New Photos by MrAboki: 11:08am On May 12, 2016
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If only Lekki Gardens used this type of 'Foundation' for their building.. angry
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Gowon Helps His Wife With Her Necklace In Public by MrAboki: 11:06am On May 12, 2016
Lilimax:
FIXED! smiley
My 'Wifes' will never correct me in Public.. angry
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Gowon Helps His Wife With Her Necklace In Public by MrAboki: 9:55am On May 12, 2016
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I can never do this.. angry



What are my other wifes doing that I should be the one clipping necklace? angry
PoliticsRe: Hyacinth Kwegi And His Family Go To Farm In Benue (photos) by MrAboki: 9:35am On May 12, 2016
Benue people and fhuck up be like Bole and fish.
CelebritiesRe: Sarah Ofili Giving MouthAction To Nedu Wazobia Fm(pics) by MrAboki: 9:22am On May 12, 2016
That is it..




Halima is getting fhucked tonight. angry


Shege Konji!
RomanceRe: Should I Wait For My Love Abroad Or Should I Accept My Ex Back? by MrAboki: 9:19am On May 12, 2016
MarieSucre:
Hope when she is 30-something and complaining about being single. You will not say that why did she not agree for all the men that were toasting her.
Why would I say that?
RomanceRe: Are You Ready For Sex? Let’s Take A HIV Test And Pay Me Well -Lady Says On FB by MrAboki: 11:18pm On May 11, 2016
What's her number, website and email address?





Ashawo better pass to thief.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 11th May 2016 by MrAboki: 5:56pm On May 11, 2016
Very Unfair Match up.



Liverpool should field their Academy team to give Chelsea a chance at securing a draw.
PoliticsRe: Troops Intercept Maiduguri Bomber (photos) by MrAboki: 5:08pm On May 11, 2016
dannytoe:
you must be insane for encouraging violence in your country, no wonder the CPU in your in brain is politically motivated.
You are obviously too young to be on the Internet let alone be having this conversation.


Also, Human beings dont have CPU's sir.

Goodbye.
RomanceRe: Should I Wait For My Love Abroad Or Should I Accept My Ex Back? by MrAboki:
Use your ex to be servicing your engine until your Overseas Bobo arrive..


Seriously..



OP,

Your first relationship of Seven years sounded like Comedy to me and you should be thankful you did not enter that marriage for the following reasons;

1. The Boy (yes I called him a Boy cos he does not sound like a Man) sounds like he is indecisive and requires parental consent to make any move. Today is who to marry, tomorrow it will be something else.

2. If He beat you up and left bruises on you once, he is very very likely to do it again. That was a potentially abusive relationship.

3. He sounds like a weak sissy boy who shouldnt be getting married to anyone just yet until he is sure of himself and his decision.

4.


On your second relationship, I don't think you have any relationship. I say so for the following reason;

1. I don't trust Long Distance relationships especially one built on just a barely 6 Months foundation.









My Advise to you::
Stop Chasing Marriage and focus on improving your life and self worth cos I dont like the picture I have of you in my head.
PoliticsRe: Troops Intercept Maiduguri Bomber (photos) by MrAboki: 4:47pm On May 11, 2016
Sweeet! Nice Work to the Nigerian Army.


Please these Boko Haram people should go to the Niger Delta and be blowing up the Pipelines and not human beings.


The Niger Delta Avengers, Militants and criminals in that region will be grateful to them for their assistance.



Nama on Nama people. angry
PoliticsRe: Niger-Delta Militant Called Kachikwu On Phone And Threatened To Blow Pipeline by MrAboki: 4:42pm On May 11, 2016
Goodluck to him.



I pity the Niger Delta.

By the time they realize that blowing up Oil Pipeline affects them more than they think, it may be too late.
PoliticsRe: Buruji Kasahmu's Security Guards At An Event (Photos) by MrAboki: 3:37pm On May 11, 2016
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I am fine with the fhucker being protected by Private Bodyguards, but why does only one Man have 3 MOPOL guarding him and the rest of us are left to manage 1 Mopol to about 1000 Nigerians. angry
CrimeRe: Driver Kidnaps Employer’s Son In Port Harcourt, Demands N20m Ransom by MrAboki: 3:33pm On May 11, 2016
The Driver should be taken out back and shot in the Head along with his fellow conspirators. angry



Operation Zero Tolerance for criminality in our society must be adopted and implemented. angry
PropertiesRe: House Currently Burning In Elere, Agege (Photos) by MrAboki: 3:30pm On May 11, 2016
Na house be that? undecided

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