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Celebrities / Re: 8 Nigerian Celebrities And The American Stars They Resemble [photos] by MrAboki: 11:20am On Feb 04, 2016
What is this nonsense sef? angry


President Buhari should ban Nollywood. angry

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Fashion / Re: Made In Biafra Shoe Spotted In A Lagos Market by MrAboki: 11:18am On Feb 04, 2016
gbrown:

pls lets patronize made in Nigeria, lets be proud of our products, lets encourage made in Nigeria goods, GOD the guys who made this shoe


Made in Nigeria Goods = Good Quality.

Example: Nigerian Cables.


Made in Biafra Good = Fake.

Example: Everything sold in Nnewi and Onitsha.
Fashion / Re: Made In Biafra Shoe Spotted In A Lagos Market by MrAboki: 11:17am On Feb 04, 2016
naijanaso:


This means you acknowledge and admit there is a nation called Biafra. That's good.


Stay in School until you get sense or die trying.
Fashion / Re: Made In Biafra Shoe Spotted In A Lagos Market by MrAboki: 11:16am On Feb 04, 2016
NOETHNICITY:
about three weeks ago, I wanted to patronise Made In Nija Goods! I bought one for N2.5k , didn't last 2weeks! I will never ever ever again do that!

Go and meet Nnamdi Kanu for a refund.


Biafra, making fake goods since 1967
Fashion / Re: Made In Biafra Shoe Spotted In A Lagos Market by MrAboki: 11:16am On Feb 04, 2016
Kingspin:
If your brothers can do a thing like this then it become good, and keep it up words. How can the country call nigeria move forward? When some people is as useless as ??

What is this one saying?
Fashion / Re: Made In Biafra Shoe Spotted In A Lagos Market by MrAboki: 11:15am On Feb 04, 2016
lonelydora:


Imagine! For your mind you think you are buying Italian shoes? Keep patronizing Aba made shoes disguised as Italian shoes. Most shoes you see in boutiques are Aba made. I'm into leather business so I know what I'm saying.


So you mean Aba boys now export their shoes to Milan and Paris? grin


Or what are you saying?
Fashion / Re: Made In Biafra Shoe Spotted In A Lagos Market by MrAboki: 1:27pm On Feb 03, 2016
BIAFRA SHOE = Fake Shoe.



Buyer Beware.

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Travel / Re: Bristow Helicopter From Port-Harcourt Goes Missing by MrAboki: 1:23pm On Feb 03, 2016
Chai.
Celebrities / Re: D.J Cuppy Takes A Pose With A Nairalander. by MrAboki: 1:23pm On Feb 03, 2016
That guy Wor-wor be like e go dey contagious.

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Politics / Re: Man Demands The Arrest Of Jonathan At The National Assembly Over The Arms Deal by MrAboki: 1:11pm On Feb 03, 2016
Arrest him sharply. angry



If Dasuki is in jail, then GEJ should also be there next door to him. angry

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Politics / Re: FG May Sell $100bn Assets To Shore Up Foreign Reserves by MrAboki: 11:50am On Feb 03, 2016
Sai baba
Celebrities / Re: Actress Chacha Eke Stuns In New Photos by MrAboki: 11:49am On Feb 03, 2016
Sweet Yarinya.


She will look even Nicer in a Niqab.
Politics / Re: We Will Treat Pro-biafran Ship Hijackers As Criminals: Nigerian Military Vows by MrAboki: 11:34am On Feb 03, 2016
Igbos have now entered piracy? grin


Igbos hijacking ships carrying their own Containers. That cant be good for business.


kai!

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Education / Re: State Universities With The Best Infrastructures And Facilities- Pictures by MrAboki: 11:31am On Feb 03, 2016
topearos:
This guys from east go just dey post rubbish here.
@OP: is it that there is no Uni in the north with a better infrastructure?

.


Western Education is Haram. angry
Crime / Re: Hoodlums Stab LAWMA Worker For Tipping Off Police (graphic Pic) by MrAboki: 11:30am On Feb 03, 2016
Iffffffy:
guess u're one of them.

One of who?
Politics / Re: 5-Year-Old Boy Hugs Governor Okorocha (Photos)) by MrAboki: 11:29am On Feb 03, 2016
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3361616_2016020306_58_35_jpeg781756efacd83f1b878f11d950da11dd


Weakass Publicity stunt.


Those kids don't look like they attend public schools sef.


Fhucking stupiidass Imo State. angry

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Crime / Re: Hoodlums Stab LAWMA Worker For Tipping Off Police (graphic Pic) by MrAboki: 11:28am On Feb 03, 2016

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Romance / Re: Lady Snatches Friends Boyfriend And Weds Him Secretly (Photos) by MrAboki: 11:25am On Feb 03, 2016
gabinogem:
And I believe that's a curse placed upon her... If only the "snatcher" understands the gravity of a valid curse.


Nonsense talk.


Celebrities / Re: Temi Otedola Flaunts Her Walk In Closet (Photo) by MrAboki: 10:58am On Feb 03, 2016
joey150:
would you rather want a problem money can solve or cant??
Am not saying be poor!


Any problem that cant be solved by Money is a problem that both rich and poor people suffer.


Any problem that can be solved by money is a Poor mans problem exclusively. cool
Crime / Re: My Experience With Two Thieves Tonight :-- by MrAboki: 10:56am On Feb 03, 2016
Tolzeal:
It has been a blissful day for me as I just finished writting up two tests before returning home from around 2:34pm. I was so tired and famished, Unconsciously Lying on bed to take a little Nap before finally getting something to eat, I slept off.


Waking Up to what the livings are up to, It was already 9:32pm. To my self I was Like "God I could sleep this much??". It doesn't take up to 30 seconds when i realised that my stomach is not in good state & the rate at which i was been summoned to fill it up is so alarming.

I went to my kitchen only to see empty pot soup. Na waoh. One won't die now. I took some steps outside my door to a nearby shop to see if i could get refrigerated grounded pepper but as expected that old woman has left. Took a bit more steps across the road to see mummy Josh ...Oh yea!! Mummy Josh is almost closing up i heard to south '' Ejoor Ema tile kun o" - Please don't close the door yet oo. My transaction with mama josh was a success and on my way returning to my cabal that was when the whole scenario got started.


I noticed a bike man facing me and seem like his bike developed a fault & be working on his bike in the dark,"Even With no Touch Light ". At this point I swear my intuition couldn't deny to inform me that " Oh boi You might be having some issues ". I walked by heading for my place, Within few seconds the same Bike bypassed me with a guy also with me him. ' The other day was on foot'. Oh Yeah... My Situation just got an acknowledgment of been in a deep Shiit. I said to my self " Oh no I won't lose my dear Nexus Tonight". As expected the other guy on foot came closer and pushed me. I didn't move to much ,Then he said to me " Bring out your phone including your money Now -- Pointing a gun which i believe to be fake. I realised that the dude attacking is shorter than me but the other on bike is tall and has muscles like i do.


Seriously, I don't know what came through me... I summoned the courage to lower the pointing gun and said to guy " You no they look face abi ?Alaye gbagbe(Guy forget) Keep that stuff low. " Yes He wasn't expecting it " . He was about taking swift steps back that i heard to call him back, Sincerely told him to wait... went inside my lodge... Picked #1000 From my wallet and dropped it with him, telling Him I don't want to see him in my area again. He hailed in Tout Voice. " Baba o " smiley. Went to meet other guy and both Zoomed off.


That was a true story i experienced some minutes back . I hope you are not just reading for fun but also I've got some lessons to learn.


- You should be watchful of your environment.... Don't just walk like someone with no direction. Try to always observe things around you.


- Majority of all these pocket pickers are hungry folks, If you can help.Please do that willingly. Imagine loosing my phone to this touts ? That Would be a huge cost i would suffer from in weeks.

- Even if this doesn't make sense to you ...Try to build some thuggery act in you it helps.






My Neighbour did the same thing Last year.






R.I.P Mallam Aminu .

Cause of Death:: Gun shot to the skull.
Celebrities / Re: Temi Otedola Flaunts Her Walk In Closet (Photo) by MrAboki: 10:48am On Feb 03, 2016
joey150:
Dont be fooled..the rich also cries.


Happy for your closet..but i prefer that Facebook's owner's closet.
Just plain tees and normal jeans.
Wealth is in the mind my friends



Wealth is in the mind until your try to pay for something and your mind cant even afford it. grin

The rich indeed also cry but not for problems money can solve.


Take my soul and give me a billion dollars.

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Politics / Re: Interesting FACTS About Nigerians By Tribes That Will Make You Laugh & Frown by MrAboki: 4:09pm On Dec 11, 2015
OP is a Blaady Fool.

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Politics / Re: Joshua Okpo Dies After Amaechi Ordered Probe Of N18bn Expenditure by MrAboki: 3:51pm On Dec 11, 2015
pyyxxaro:
Sai Amaechi

Sai APC

Now when una don kill am, are think una mind go come down abi

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Phuck you! angry


We will sieze all his property and even his wife and children will serve as National slaves until we recover all the money they stole from us.

I cant wait for the probe to reach Bayelsa. angry

That fat Shepopotamus called pay-pay must pay us back all our Money. angry

She called us Almajiris, well, we Almajiris are in power now and we will take our pound of flesh. angry

Death to all enemies of Nigeria and its progress. angry

Politics / Re: (photos)ABA BAD Roads And People Suffering by MrAboki: 3:47pm On Dec 11, 2015
The next time I hear any e-bo man talk about Almajiri again in front of me, walahi, I will stab that baggar to death. angry

No where in the North is this bad. Not even areas controlled by Boko haram. angry

Iska danbanza! angry

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Car Talk / Re: SUV Climbs Over Another Car In Accident On Oshodi-apapa Road (photos) by MrAboki: 3:45pm On Dec 11, 2015
Printmaster:
Things You Should Never Forget About Business Card

Obviously, business in today's world has become more online than offline. Everything we do today is becoming digitized than ever and its leaving you to wonder why you still need a business card since email marketing, search engine optimization and paid media all do a great job of attracting leads and prospects, but they still aren’t as effective as an in-person meeting sealed with a handshake along with a business card exchange. The business card is one thing that digital will not fully replace anytime soon because of few reasons
• You can encounter a potential lead or contact at any time, arming yourself with business cards at all times will ensure that you never miss an opportunity to make a valuable business connection.
• When you meet someone that could potentially be a great prospect or connection, don’t you want him or her to walk away with a great first impression? A memorable business card does a lot more than just pass on an email address or phone number.
• A business card is a physical object that a potential prospect leaves the encounter with. Your brand stays with them. If you hand over a creative business card that makes a great impression that person is likely to show it to other people which puts you and your brand in front of additional prospects.
• If you met two individuals and one was scrambling to find a pen and something to write on and the other person simply pulled out a business card, who would you want to do business with? Having a handy business card shows you are prepared.
Remember, with business card, you are unlimited, your business card can go anywhere
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How much do you print Business card and I.D Card for?

I have the design set. I need 100 pieces.

Top print design.
Car Talk / Re: SUV Climbs Over Another Car In Accident On Oshodi-apapa Road (photos) by MrAboki: 3:44pm On Dec 11, 2015
Obviously the car behind ran into the SUV and not the other way round.



This OP must be dumber than an A-Boki Suicide bomber. angry

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Politics / Re: I Will Drag Dasuki, Dokpesi And Bafarawa To ICC Next Week- Femi Falana by MrAboki: 3:41pm On Dec 11, 2015
Send those Bastards to Sambisa to be on the frontlines with our soldiers.


Okonjo as well.

Dokpesi should be given a Camero to cover the activities of our Soldiers on the Frontlines and Bafarawa should be given a Quran to be on the forntlines and provide spiritual cover for our Soldiers. angry


Dasuki should be given an invincible Gun as well to kill Boko haram fighters. angry


I cant wait for the announcement of Ayo Oritsejafors name in this Arms Scandal deal. angry

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Politics / Re: EFCC To Summon Okonjo-Iweala Over Arms Deal by MrAboki: 3:38pm On Dec 11, 2015
M4gunners:
Shut up! Why not go and hand her by yourself to SARS?

Even as a suicide bomber, you would still be useless.
Politics / Re: Bayelsa Guber: Asari-dokubo Beats Drum Of War, Gives FG Ultimatum by MrAboki: 9:53am On Dec 11, 2015
Is it Azonto beats or Swoo? grin

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