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Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed While Fighting For Nigeria (photo) by MrAboki: 12:48pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
lastmessenger: Listen Sir, Let's not lose sight of the topic at hand which is a Soldiers death in a fight against terrorists. That pig trivialised the soldiers sacrifice by saying 'Nigeria isn't worth dying for'. You on the other hand said 'I can't die for this country', there is a difference. Defend that cretin all you want but I will not stand by. And watch that product of a failed abortion make light of that soldiers sacrifice. Nuff said. |
Crime / Re: Man Batters Wife In Lagos, Blinds Both Eyes by MrAboki: 12:06pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
missKiffy: Excuse me, and who might you be young Lady?! Is your name biitches or are you just trying to catch my attention? |
Phones / Re: This Is Very True by MrAboki: 12:05pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
kodedmag: A Fathers job is to work to provide his children with luxuries he couldn't afford at their age. That's why my goal is to hae enough money to buy my 16 year old Son a Lamboghini for his 16 year birthday. |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed While Fighting For Nigeria (photo) by MrAboki: 12:03pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
gabazin080: You are a living example of an Oxymoron. (PUN INTENDED) God does not do evil and then in the very next line you use God to curse Evil. You should have died as a blow-job. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed While Fighting For Nigeria (photo) by MrAboki: 12:01pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
lastmessenger: I apologise for nothing. A Man just laid down his life in an actual fight for his Nation and that person tries to trivialize his death like that? Fhuck him and fhuck his kids.. I have no respect for that piece of shiit. I gave him an option, he should go raise his next generation outside this nation. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Man Batters Wife In Lagos, Blinds Both Eyes by MrAboki: 11:54am On Aug 13, 2015 |
When would men learn its not right to punch Biitches, only slap them. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani And Son Step Out In Style (Photos) by MrAboki: 11:54am On Aug 13, 2015 |
nunzk: I grew up seeing breasts everywhere. Na now wey Church come make breast turn to bad thing sotey now mothers need to hide to breast feed their children. Breasts are beautiful, the only bad thing is our minds. |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed While Fighting For Nigeria (photo) by MrAboki: 11:49am On Aug 13, 2015 |
gabazin080: May God Damage the destiny of any of your children born in this Nation. Better move to Togo or what ever shiit place you prefer. R.I.P to our Gallant Brother at Arms. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Man Seeks Divorce, Over Wife’s Frigidity And Oversleeps by MrAboki: 11:47am On Aug 13, 2015 |
babajero: You no get sense at all. SO for your mumu mind, Yoruba better pass North? What a useless bornfool. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Man Seeks Divorce, Over Wife’s Frigidity And Oversleeps by MrAboki: 11:46am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Forwetinnah: Shut it.. The Nigga wants his Biitch to go get some skills. There are over 100 styles in the rule book, why stick to only one play? That Lazy biitch should hit the gym and get herself enrolled for Palates and Yoga. There is nothing worse than a sexually boring partner. |
Family / Re: Man Seeks Divorce, Over Wife’s Frigidity And Oversleeps by MrAboki: 11:43am On Aug 13, 2015 |
1love4all: If you like have the waist movement of Fally Ipupa, a Lazy biitch is a lazy biitch. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Man Seeks Divorce, Over Wife’s Frigidity And Oversleeps by MrAboki: 11:41am On Aug 13, 2015 |
The Man should divorce that bitch. Life is too short to be stuck with a frigidass Biitch who only fhucks missionary and sucks a willie like its periwinkle. This should be a lesson to all those bitches out there, if you cant fhuck right, stop looking for Mr. Right until you get some skills. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani And Son Step Out In Style (Photos) by MrAboki: 11:38am On Aug 13, 2015 |
ylaa: If to say you suck quality breast when you small, you for get sense. Wetin make the mama Nonsense?! You wey no be nonsense, wetin you don use you breast wey you tie inside Mothercare bra do? |
Sports / Re: Tijjani Babangida Appointed As Special Assistant To Coach Sunday Oliseh by MrAboki: 10:11am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Utter Fuckery.... [img]http://1.bp..com/-xFZgQNZDOz8/URdG71ssvHI/AAAAAAAAA7o/UarBkr0HnsQ/s1600/shit+just+got+real.gif[/img] What are his qualifications apart from being that Nigerian Player that could run very fast and pass very poorly.. |
Crime / Re: Hoodlums Set 17-year- Old Ablaze, Paste His Obituary (Pictured) by MrAboki: 8:59am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Thuglife... 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Fayose Buying Soup Ingredients In The Market by MrAboki: 8:45am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Obijulius: You forgot Willie.. Useless Men who spend more time taking Photos than doing actual Work.. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Fayose Buying Soup Ingredients In The Market by MrAboki: 8:42am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Nice.. This Man has done so much Nothing since he became Governor. 5 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Bleaching Expert, Fifi Turns Black After Child Birth by MrAboki: 8:41am On Aug 13, 2015 |
post=36901736: And if I was her boo, I would be like; |
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Visits Majek Fashek At His Rehab Center by MrAboki: 8:38am On Aug 13, 2015 |
major466: Cos you are from the Miley Cyrus generation.. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Visits Majek Fashek At His Rehab Center by MrAboki: 8:37am On Aug 13, 2015 |
Dear Majek, Don't listen to them.. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Young Man Fell Off Speeding Train In Lagos This Morning - Pics by MrAboki: 8:00pm On Nov 28, 2014 |
I don't blame the guy... The railway corporation that allowed a poorly loaded train to move plus the station attendants and police that allowed people illegally perch on the train are to be held responsible.. Fhuck this Nation jare... Our fuckery and acceptance of such behaviour is irritating.. |
Celebrities / Re: Shocking DNA Result: Two Of Femi Kuti’s Five Children Are Not His by MrAboki: 10:57am On Nov 28, 2014 |
Ghen ghenn |
Health / Re: Aljazeera Undercover Investigation Exposes Fake Doctors In Nigeria (video) by MrAboki: 11:45pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
I cringed... The Nigerian Medical Association guy said he had no evidence to prosecute them, yet it took A Ghanaian a few weeks to get the required evidence.. These people are too many and too easy to nab. Almost every street 'chemist' is involved in this abortion ring. Did anybody notice how all their diagnosis were for Malaria and typhoid. Any doctor that gives me a typhoid diagnosis without a lab test is a quack. That is my rule of thumb for detecting quacks because typhoid is way too serious an illness to just draw a conclusion on like that. No need wasting tax payers money feeding those vultures. Just drag them out back and put a bullet inbetween their eyes and store the video in the evidence archives. That Bulgarian doctor is too funny. If not for the presence of the cameras, the police for don beat am silly for there.. Nigerians are fhucking pathetic.. nothing works, we know all that is wrong with us, we act ignorant and Infact deliberately choose to stay ignorant, we keep praying for a change that is in our hands to effect, we blame all our problems on Islam and Government when we actually are the problem, we waive our rights and subject ourselves to injustice and abuse willingly.. Whoever it was that destroyed our public education system is the true evil genius. That machine (Quantum warreva analyzer) is a big scam and many people in Nigeria are still using it to con people. Especially those dealers of Forever Living and GNLD supplements. Also, the trado-medical guys have keyed into the scam as well.. Google 'quantum magnetic resonance analyzer scam' and be amazed. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast In Yola Kills 40, Including Five Soldiers by MrAboki: 10:35pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Chubhie: I am all for that Hommie.. |
Religion / Re: Airlift of Christian Pilgrims commences in Kaduna, for the First Time Ever. by MrAboki: 9:23pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
GboyegaD: Africans... I am sure oyinbo people sef don tire for our matter.. |
Politics / Re: My Encounter With Robbers At Mile2 by MrAboki: 2:37pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
datguru: Hahahahahaa.. Na for Front Gate wey I jam my own.. The guy sef na Dey Bam boy. We all just close from school (I.S.S) so we dey one open space near the gate dey play ball. Na so one guy wey dress up well with like 2 other guys just anchor for one corner dey observe us. Me I be SS1 boy that year. Na so we play ball sotey e enter where those guys dem perm. As I waka to go pick the ball o, na there the matter come start; Niggas:: Aboy dere!! Dey Bam! **I look at them, turn away, pick up the ball and start to walk back to the game** Niggas:: (Shouting louder) Aboy!!! I say Dey Bam! Me: Na who you dey follow talk?! ** Turns and goes back to the game.. BALL ON** Somebody again kicks the ball in their direction. This time another class mate goes to get it. From where we stood, we could see the classmate talking to the guys. He looked scared.. So me as an Abok! wey I be, I ran towards them. Me: (To my Friend) Guy, Why you dey waste time na? Nigga: Aboy jazz down there. (Sit on the ground). Me: For wetin na? Niggas: I say Jazz down there.. Me: Who una be sef? Niggas: Aboy! Dey Bam.. Rugged awal.. (started talking some funny sounding bullshit) Me: Ehen?! So why I go jazz? Nigga: I go fall you here o!! **So I turn and beckon my other friends over.. ** Me:: Una dey 3.. We pass 20.. YA PAPA!! Oya!! Make una 3 jazz down.. **Pick up a big tree branch & starts flogging all 3 guys .. ** We siezed their wallets, belts and shoes.. .. No phones at that time.. Those guys were fund of coming to obtain guys in school. Needless to say after that day, I never stayed late in school such that I left school without a crowd present. I also carried a switch blade with me until I graduated from that school. RSUST was GANGSTA sha!! But UST back gate was a no go zone for me.. Except to go visit my Babe that year. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Snake Withdraws Cash At Barclays Bank ATM In Harare, Zimbabwe (pictures) by MrAboki: 1:24pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Reminds me of Benin and Akwa Ibom people.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: BREAKING! Buhari 'BRIBES' Delegates by MrAboki: 1:22pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
Chidiokereke: Only 1 miilion?! See how cheap Imo State people are? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: If Ya Homie Is Dating A Girl You Beeped Would You Tell Him Or No??? by MrAboki: 1:17pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
I wouldnt. If she so pleases, she should tell him. But if I knew her to be a triffling skank, I owe it to my guy to pre-warn him of her attitude, not of the sexual encounter. Sex is private business to me. |
Politics / Re: Petroleum Minister, Alison-Madueke Elected First OPEC Female President by MrAboki: 1:12pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
After destroying NNPC.. She has gone to the Senior League. |
Sports / Re: Blessing Okagbare's White Wedding Photos With Hubby, Igho Otegheri by MrAboki: 11:40am On Nov 27, 2014 |
Hmmm! Congrats Blessing. Please tell your husband to take it soffir in the bedroom. We still need you as a Nation. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Gen. Mohammadu Buhari Releases New Campaign Photos by MrAboki: 11:32am On Nov 27, 2014 |
Eziachi: The Man who eats his Eba with a Forks can fell our how, how soft, how lumpy the Eba is long before it reaches his mouth. And I get your point very well. But how do we expect a different result when we keep doing the same old thing over and over again? |
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