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Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed While Fighting For Nigeria (photo) by MrAboki: 12:48pm On Aug 13, 2015
lastmessenger:
"Bleep him and Bleep his kids" and one day you will expect to have good kids. he is not willing to die for the country and that is not a hard thing for any Nigerian to understand.
since you are ready to die for the country why dont you go and join civilian JTF.


Listen Sir,

Let's not lose sight of the topic at hand which is a Soldiers death in a fight against terrorists.

That pig trivialised the soldiers sacrifice by saying 'Nigeria isn't worth dying for'. You on the other hand said 'I can't die for this country', there is a difference.

Defend that cretin all you want but I will not stand by. And watch that product of a failed abortion make light of that soldiers sacrifice.


Nuff said.
Crime / Re: Man Batters Wife In Lagos, Blinds Both Eyes by MrAboki: 12:06pm On Aug 13, 2015
missKiffy:

You want attention right


Excuse me, and who might you be young Lady?!

Is your name biitches or are you just trying to catch my attention? undecided
Phones / Re: This Is Very True by MrAboki: 12:05pm On Aug 13, 2015
kodedmag:
This is very true

A Fathers job is to work to provide his children with luxuries he couldn't afford at their age.

That's why my goal is to hae enough money to buy my 16 year old Son a Lamboghini for his 16 year birthday. cool
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed While Fighting For Nigeria (photo) by MrAboki: 12:03pm On Aug 13, 2015
gabazin080:
God doesn't do evil. But y curse your generation because I spoke my mind.

You and your generation will be wiped off the surface of the soil this new month by Gods grace.

Idioo0o0t


You are a living example of an Oxymoron. (PUN INTENDED)

God does not do evil and then in the very next line you use God to curse Evil.

You should have died as a blow-job.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed While Fighting For Nigeria (photo) by MrAboki: 12:01pm On Aug 13, 2015
lastmessenger:
Just because he made his point and then you attack his unborn children, I personally cannot die for this country with the way things are being done.
you should apologize for your statement.

I apologise for nothing.

A Man just laid down his life in an actual fight for his Nation and that person tries to trivialize his death like that?

Fhuck him and fhuck his kids.. I have no respect for that piece of shiit.

I gave him an option, he should go raise his next generation outside this nation.

angry

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Crime / Re: Man Batters Wife In Lagos, Blinds Both Eyes by MrAboki: 11:54am On Aug 13, 2015
When would men learn its not right to punch Biitches, only slap them.

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani And Son Step Out In Style (Photos) by MrAboki: 11:54am On Aug 13, 2015
nunzk:
Bros u to vex o! Are u a breast tourist abi connoisseur. D woman cast be say she cast mke we talk tru abi u go leave ur sister, mummsy or wife open mkt like this?

I grew up seeing breasts everywhere.

Na now wey Church come make breast turn to bad thing sotey now mothers need to hide to breast feed their children. Breasts are beautiful, the only bad thing is our minds.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldier Killed While Fighting For Nigeria (photo) by MrAboki: 11:49am On Aug 13, 2015
gabazin080:
This sh*t nation ain't worth dieing for.

May God Damage the destiny of any of your children born in this Nation. angry


Better move to Togo or what ever shiit place you prefer.



R.I.P to our Gallant Brother at Arms.

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Family / Re: Man Seeks Divorce, Over Wife’s Frigidity And Oversleeps by MrAboki: 11:47am On Aug 13, 2015
babajero:
Yorubas really have lost it, always flimsy excuses for divorce, with children that will bear the after effect, if yorubas continue like for the next 20 yrs even north will be better than yorubaland. My advise is that yorubas should seek Christ that is the only solution

You no get sense at all. angry

SO for your mumu mind, Yoruba better pass North? What a useless bornfool. angry

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Family / Re: Man Seeks Divorce, Over Wife’s Frigidity And Oversleeps by MrAboki: 11:46am On Aug 13, 2015
Forwetinnah:
Some men are just Useeeeeeelessss I swear...this is why men who tolerate alot of excesses from women should be appreciated. Instead of the Oponu to tell us he wants to sample a younger and more appealing product, he comes with this silly excuse. Lesson to women, don't let yourself go just because you're married with kids so that you can make Shakara and walk out on any husband who as much as sneezes arrogantly around you. Women run the World these days!

Shut it.. The Nigga wants his Biitch to go get some skills.

There are over 100 styles in the rule book, why stick to only one play?

That Lazy biitch should hit the gym and get herself enrolled for Palates and Yoga. There is nothing worse than a sexually boring partner.
Family / Re: Man Seeks Divorce, Over Wife’s Frigidity And Oversleeps by MrAboki: 11:43am On Aug 13, 2015
1love4all:
The man is the issue.

if you are doing a good job, she won't be sleep while hitting her hard.

If you like have the waist movement of Fally Ipupa, a Lazy biitch is a lazy biitch. angry

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Family / Re: Man Seeks Divorce, Over Wife’s Frigidity And Oversleeps by MrAboki: 11:41am On Aug 13, 2015
The Man should divorce that bitch. angry



Life is too short to be stuck with a frigidass Biitch who only fhucks missionary and sucks a willie like its periwinkle. angry

This should be a lesson to all those bitches out there, if you cant fhuck right, stop looking for Mr. Right until you get some skills. angry

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani And Son Step Out In Style (Photos) by MrAboki: 11:38am On Aug 13, 2015
ylaa:
lovely boy nonsense mum.


If to say you suck quality breast when you small, you for get sense.

Wetin make the mama Nonsense?! You wey no be nonsense, wetin you don use you breast wey you tie inside Mothercare bra do? angry
Sports / Re: Tijjani Babangida Appointed As Special Assistant To Coach Sunday Oliseh by MrAboki: 10:11am On Aug 13, 2015
Utter Fuckery.... cry cry cry cry

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What are his qualifications apart from being that Nigerian Player that could run very fast and pass very poorly..
Crime / Re: Hoodlums Set 17-year- Old Ablaze, Paste His Obituary (Pictured) by MrAboki: 8:59am On Aug 13, 2015
Thuglife...


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Politics / Re: Fayose Buying Soup Ingredients In The Market by MrAboki: 8:45am On Aug 13, 2015
Obijulius:
The new crop of Governors: Wike, Fayose, Okowa, Ambode men that understand grassroots democracy.

Call it showmanship, but this man is dear to his people. This is emotional intelligence at play.

wink

You forgot Willie..


Useless Men who spend more time taking Photos than doing actual Work..

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Politics / Re: Fayose Buying Soup Ingredients In The Market by MrAboki: 8:42am On Aug 13, 2015
Nice..



This Man has done so much Nothing since he became Governor. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Bleaching Expert, Fifi Turns Black After Child Birth by MrAboki: 8:41am On Aug 13, 2015
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And if I was her boo, I would be like;

Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Visits Majek Fashek At His Rehab Center by MrAboki: 8:38am On Aug 13, 2015
major466:
They say Charly boy was a musician but I never heard he's music.

Cos you are from the Miley Cyrus generation..

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Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Visits Majek Fashek At His Rehab Center by MrAboki: 8:37am On Aug 13, 2015
Dear Majek,

Don't listen to them..

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Politics / Re: Young Man Fell Off Speeding Train In Lagos This Morning - Pics by MrAboki: 8:00pm On Nov 28, 2014
I don't blame the guy... The railway corporation that allowed a poorly loaded train to move plus the station attendants and police that allowed people illegally perch on the train are to be held responsible..

Fhuck this Nation jare...


Our fuckery and acceptance of such behaviour is irritating..
Celebrities / Re: Shocking DNA Result: Two Of Femi Kuti’s Five Children Are Not His by MrAboki: 10:57am On Nov 28, 2014
Ghen ghenn
Health / Re: Aljazeera Undercover Investigation Exposes Fake Doctors In Nigeria (video) by MrAboki: 11:45pm On Nov 27, 2014
I cringed...

The Nigerian Medical Association guy said he had no evidence to prosecute them, yet it took A Ghanaian a few weeks to get the required evidence.. grin

These people are too many and too easy to nab. Almost every street 'chemist' is involved in this abortion ring.

Did anybody notice how all their diagnosis were for Malaria and typhoid. Any doctor that gives me a typhoid diagnosis without a lab test is a quack. That is my rule of thumb for detecting quacks because typhoid is way too serious an illness to just draw a conclusion on like that.


No need wasting tax payers money feeding those vultures. Just drag them out back and put a bullet inbetween their eyes and store the video in the evidence archives.

That Bulgarian doctor is too funny. If not for the presence of the cameras, the police for don beat am silly for there.. grin


Nigerians are fhucking pathetic.. nothing works, we know all that is wrong with us, we act ignorant and Infact deliberately choose to stay ignorant, we keep praying for a change that is in our hands to effect, we blame all our problems on Islam and Government when we actually are the problem, we waive our rights and subject ourselves to injustice and abuse willingly..


Whoever it was that destroyed our public education system is the true evil genius.


That machine (Quantum warreva analyzer) is a big scam and many people in Nigeria are still using it to con people. Especially those dealers of Forever Living and GNLD supplements. Also, the trado-medical guys have keyed into the scam as well..

Google 'quantum magnetic resonance analyzer scam' and be amazed.

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Politics / Re: Bomb Blast In Yola Kills 40, Including Five Soldiers by MrAboki: 10:35pm On Nov 27, 2014
Chubhie:
To imagine few years ago we all thought and joked that Nigerians love life hence, suicide bombing ain't our thing. Alas, it has become a norm. If our leaders have come to accept this as a norm and as a platform to play politics what are the masses been used as collateral damage doing? Sit on the internet and type RIP like yours truly? Let US all as a people unite and fight our common two enemies- Boko harem and our politicians.


I am all for that Hommie..
Religion / Re: Airlift of Christian Pilgrims commences in Kaduna, for the First Time Ever. by MrAboki: 9:23pm On Nov 27, 2014
GboyegaD:
Is this not a waste of resources? People are dying of hunger and our government is busy spending money on pilgrimage. The most annoying is that despite our high taste for religious affiliations, we are not any better than countries with less affinity for religious activities. Indeed, ours is a blunder of "religion without sacrifice".



Africans... I am sure oyinbo people sef don tire for our matter..
Politics / Re: My Encounter With Robbers At Mile2 by MrAboki: 2:37pm On Nov 27, 2014
datguru:
And you call this your encounter? Listen let me share briefly, an experience with aro baggers in RSUST ( rivers state university of science and technology)

On a cool evening after lectures, I followed the back gate with my friends and we were going towards azikiwe. Just before the gate, we saw a nigga sitting in the field and we all knew he is a nigga because odin is working in him.

Nigga: aboy ! Aboy!! Aboy!!!

We all kept silent as if we didn't hear

Nigga: wey you! Aboy!!!

We then decided to stop to avoid problem.

Nigga: three of una make una come, infact make only that middle guy come ( that's me)

I was a fresher and the other guys were in year 3 so I think he had a target.

Nigga: na you abi, so na you!!

I was shivering and wondering what he meant.

Me: senior boy wetin I do now, I just follow my friends dey come back from lecture.

Nigga: shut up! I dey talk you dey talk, you want make I start to dey cut you? So na you! You follow for one of those guys wey fall our man for mile 2, no worry, you go join am today.

I was shivering very bad and my heart was pounding heavily to the extent I was stammering.

Me: senior boy no be me oo, I just come new for this place. Abeg no be me.

Nigga: you say wetin? Your own don be! No worry, you go see, shey na you be their chief strike! Na me personally go comot your eye. Na you ! You think say I no go recognise you ?

I almost pee on my clothes, then he dragged me down to where some other niggas were sitting, by this time my friends have took to their heels.

Nigga: Aro, see the manchin here! ( Talking to the other guys)

Aro: aboy wida, who goes!

I was quite, I just felt like the ground should open and swallow me. Then he comes close to me.

Aro: wetin you hold there?

Me: na just my phone and wallet

He comes closer and collects them after searching me thoroughly.

Aro: start from here dey run dey go, make you no look back. If you mumu, we go just waste you here. *slaps my head* oya dey run.

Me: I took to my heels and ran as fast as my legs could carry me.


Even as I'm typing this thing, I'm still shivering. No be small thing that day


Hahahahahaa.. grin


Na for Front Gate wey I jam my own.. The guy sef na Dey Bam boy. We all just close from school (I.S.S) so we dey one open space near the gate dey play ball. Na so one guy wey dress up well with like 2 other guys just anchor for one corner dey observe us. Me I be SS1 boy that year. Na so we play ball sotey e enter where those guys dem perm. As I waka to go pick the ball o, na there the matter come start;

Niggas:: Aboy dere!! Dey Bam!

**I look at them, turn away, pick up the ball and start to walk back to the game**

Niggas:: (Shouting louder) Aboy!!! I say Dey Bam!

Me: Na who you dey follow talk?! angry

** Turns and goes back to the game.. BALL ON**


Somebody again kicks the ball in their direction. This time another class mate goes to get it. From where we stood, we could see the classmate talking to the guys. He looked scared.. So me as an Abok! wey I be, I ran towards them.

Me: (To my Friend) Guy, Why you dey waste time na?

Nigga: Aboy jazz down there. (Sit on the ground).

Me: For wetin na?

Niggas: I say Jazz down there..

Me: Who una be sef?

Niggas: Aboy! Dey Bam.. Rugged awal.. (started talking some funny sounding bullshit)

Me: Ehen?! So why I go jazz?

Nigga: I go fall you here o!!

**So I turn and beckon my other friends over.. **

Me:: Una dey 3.. We pass 20.. YA PAPA!! angry Oya!! Make una 3 jazz down.. angry

**Pick up a big tree branch & starts flogging all 3 guys .. ** angry

We siezed their wallets, belts and shoes.. grin .. No phones at that time.. Those guys were fund of coming to obtain guys in school. Needless to say after that day, I never stayed late in school such that I left school without a crowd present. I also carried a switch blade with me until I graduated from that school. grin

RSUST was GANGSTA sha!! But UST back gate was a no go zone for me.. Except to go visit my Babe that year. grin

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Politics / Re: Snake Withdraws Cash At Barclays Bank ATM In Harare, Zimbabwe (pictures) by MrAboki: 1:24pm On Nov 27, 2014
Reminds me of Benin and Akwa Ibom people.. angry

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Politics / Re: BREAKING! Buhari 'BRIBES' Delegates by MrAboki: 1:22pm On Nov 27, 2014
Chidiokereke:
Despite his seemingly austere disposition, a presidential aspirant on the platform of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Muhammadu Buhari, on Tuesday, donated N1 million to the delegates of the party from Imo State to vote him during its December 10 national convention.
Mr. Buhari, a former head of state, met with the delegates at the Regent Hotels, Owerri, during which he lobbied them to vote for him.
He also visited the Imo State House of Assembly to lobby the APC members of the legislature who are statutory delegates to the convention.
The presidential hopeful was accompanied by the Director General of his Campaign Organisation, Audu Ogbeh; a former President of Nigerian Bar Association, NBA, Rotimi Akeredolu; and a former member of the House of Representatives, Chukwuemeka Nwajiuba.


Hehehe! So the most incorrupt Nigerian gave bribes to delegates in Imo state yesterday. Wow. I'm so shocked.
Read the full story here:

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/171951-buhari-lobbies-imo-apc-delegates-n1-million.html


Only 1 miilion?!


See how cheap Imo State people are?

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Romance / Re: If Ya Homie Is Dating A Girl You Beeped Would You Tell Him Or No??? by MrAboki: 1:17pm On Nov 27, 2014
I wouldnt.


If she so pleases, she should tell him. But if I knew her to be a triffling skank, I owe it to my guy to pre-warn him of her attitude, not of the sexual encounter.

Sex is private business to me.
Politics / Re: Petroleum Minister, Alison-Madueke Elected First OPEC Female President by MrAboki: 1:12pm On Nov 27, 2014
After destroying NNPC.. She has gone to the Senior League. grin
Sports / Re: Blessing Okagbare's White Wedding Photos With Hubby, Igho Otegheri by MrAboki: 11:40am On Nov 27, 2014
Hmmm!

Congrats Blessing.

Please tell your husband to take it soffir in the bedroom. We still need you as a Nation.

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Politics / Re: Gen. Mohammadu Buhari Releases New Campaign Photos by MrAboki: 11:32am On Nov 27, 2014
Eziachi:

You forgot that David Mark was in the military longer than Buhari. A greater percentage of all of them today self confessed democrats were ministers, commissioners etc during the military era. What the difference if you eat your eba with your fingers or with a fork?


The Man who eats his Eba with a Forks can fell our how, how soft, how lumpy the Eba is long before it reaches his mouth. grin

And I get your point very well. But how do we expect a different result when we keep doing the same old thing over and over again?

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