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Emecson:
abeg come teach me na,we go dey share all my cashout

Go meet that "damn nigga" guy.

uthlaw:
lol,u go die inside trench... Try it for 1yr!

No need na. I dey cash out legitimately. But when I see dullards and smallies wey dey pick for yahoo, e sure me the thing no go hard.

Sacred007:
do yahoo now if ee easy.

E easy die.

Does he even pray?

Ilaumoh:
kindly come and visit Akwa ibom ..

I'm coming very soon.

Just as predicted.

eldoradoxx:
How much is the bounty and I will tell you where to grab him. You can't declare a person wanted without a price tag for info leading to his capture if he is important to you.

I wonder o

How much dem go pay for the snitching?

duduade:
Poverty oooo



This kain poverty make e no reach Nigeria o

The wan wey dey Naija worse. Play go up north make you see things.

Get married and find out yourself .

They certainly do not have problems.

Cultistupdate:
Lol. Is just like saying a recent Anambra or Ogun state cult war is news from 2016 forgetting it can happen again. It is real and that is my chat with a friend who is a Dubai police officer some days ago.

The UAE does not offer citizenship. As such, your friend who apparently is not an Emirati can not be a "Dubai Police Officer".

This is not the first time.

So nothing go roll.

TheSourcerer:
World Champion Boxer Manny Pacquiao Builds 1,000 Homes For Poor Filipinos

Mayweather use him own dey do show off for social media.

DontBullshitMe:
You are out of ideas.

At this point, maybe you should give up.

So many repeated threads.

Guy, gettat.

TheSourcerer:
Heroic Boy Risks His Life To Save A Drowning Baby Deer From Floodwaters In Bangladesh


Dominique , Dyt, mynd44, CAPSLOCKED, budatum ,Starbuck, Dominatrix ,Lordreed, peaceful

Down here, that should be in a cooking pot.

So two adults can not be spotted together without these conspiracy bloggers spinning something out of their imagination?

Well, that's not my problem. My problem is that in 2023, after 8 years of Buhari's uselessness, I may be faced with the choice either Atiku or Tinubu. God, who cursed Nigeria?

10 years

That's how long it took for justice to be served. This country na wa.

Besides, that amount is too small.

Baby cultists.

Stupidquestions:
Thanks for this constructive criticism.
.
This must be the most positive, sensible and reasonable critique

Why? Is it because he used "big English"? Isn't that what most people have saying to you in simplier terms?

Anything goes in this country. I just tire for Nigeria.

Stupidquestions:
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I don't think there are difficult words in the wrote up for anyone who attended higher institution and passed GES/GST....

... because it's obviously poor for someone who went to higher institution with degree. Unless you are a secondary schl drop out.
Thanks for your input anyway

So are you writing strictly for those in higher institution and passed GES/GST, or for a general audience?

You've been constructively criticized by some, what you ought to do is take the criticism with good humour rather than this subtle insult.

Certainly, he's a cultist. By any means, do not date a cultist.

Allow me digress.

Did he use a condom?

Wuna too get bad mouth for this NL.

Op, in my opinion, nothing overly complicated with your choice of words. Although, as pointed out by someone above some were not needed. However, I think the problem is with the content as a whole.

The write-up so far is drab with nothing exciting to entice your audience to make them want to read on.

Sincerely, at a point I had to scroll to the bottom of the story to see if I can find anything interesting.

I'd advise if you choose to continue, to play with words a little; throw in a pun here and there. Some punchlines for effect. A figure of speech or two. A couple of humourous lines, etc. Just give the content some life.

I'd be reading, though. That is if you continue writing.

Stephen2324:
Him don bring Smirnoff spirit and soda to mix. He said "dey with me"
Me: I dey with u Bros mix am.

Inside life!

The last lines funny die.


I hereby join my voice in saying "fear women" .

Funkyswagzz:
Cos we came out of war that lasted for 3yrs and made a remarkable achievement when u and ur grand father are there waiting for free money. So we deserve the recognition

You obviously didn't see war, that's a statement of fact.
Your father was probably still a kid during the war. Your grandpa might have been one of the sell-outs (maximum respect to him if he wasn't) during the war. In essence, the war and the aftermath is not a rationale for you lot to keep acting stupidly on here. You all make others look terrible.
Always remember that you're not the only Igbos out there. Have that engraved in your consciousness, stupid.

DamianX:
Awesome. Make it affordable and target other country asides Nigeria like you are already doing.

Igbos lead

Emersonjay:
Give it up for Igbos!!

Even though this is a good news for Nigeria as a whole, haters will still hate!

I'm just curious, do you guys get orgasmic whenever you make this type of post?

SlayerForever:
Just in: Innoson rolls out IVM keke

Made in Anambra for Nigerian roads.

Moves to crash Keke prices!!!

Good move.



Lalasticlala

Though that should be the expected outcome of such domestic production, it may not necessarily turn out so because of the high cost of production in the country. Indeed, it might even be cheaper to import than to produce locally.

The most likely advantage will be the creation of employment.

FuckYou:
What finally happened in this lesson?
I have a question. What do cultist fear most?
The mention of police, sarz DSS, army?
How can I advise my 17/18 years old brother (cousin)
Who joined cult(named withheld).. I

SARS. But we've ended them. Good riddance.