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Romance › Re: My Experience Toasting A Girl Today !! by MrBroke(m): 1:12pm On Jan 10, 2023

Me and women no get business apart from sex

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Business › Re: Palm Credit Asking For Card Pin by MrBroke(m): 1:08pm On Jan 10, 2023

To pin you down grin

Business › Re: Filling Station Business by MrBroke(m): 10:41am On Jan 10, 2023

Vatod:
Depends on your location…

Will it exceed 200k on any location??

Business › Re: Filling Station Business by MrBroke(m): 10:21am On Jan 10, 2023

Vatod:
Okay you can budget 1.8m for the tank and dispenser

What about licensing and permit, cause I heard it's very expensive. Don't know though??

Business › Re: Let's Make Some Illegal Money Together. by MrBroke(m): 9:55am On Jan 10, 2023

LogicallySXT:
This is the bizness me and my friend has been doing low key but we don't do it everyday, just twice or thrice a week to avoid suspicions but it is very profitable.

You did it wrong, I can tell you how to go about it and I don't need your 10k.

After all, this is an anonymous forum so ain't scared of shit.

Hmmmm

Buzz me on whatsapp... [0_9_1_6_2_8_9_4_4_8_2]

Business › Re: Let's Make Some Illegal Money Together. by MrBroke(m): 9:54am On Jan 10, 2023

Antihypocrite:
U dey mental

Yes he is

Business › Re: Filling Station Business by MrBroke(m): 9:50am On Jan 10, 2023

Vatod:
Depends on your the tank capacity and lot of things… bought mine at 3.5m

Lets say a 1 ton gas tank??

Business › Re: Filling Station Business by MrBroke(m): 9:38am On Jan 10, 2023

Vatod:
Great trend by the way, I’m into cooking gas business with 3.5 tons capacity, am here to learn

Please what was your startup cost??

Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With 500,000-700,000 Naira by MrBroke(m): 9:35am On Jan 10, 2023

LogicallySXT:
You started this bizness wrongly and that's the reason you didn't meet your expectations.

I currently have 2 betking shops and they are doing well.

There are some criteria and conditions you must access before you begin.
Betting business is a very profitable venture in the present day Nigeria but you have to leap well and Management also matters.

I can also guide you on some offline businesses you could involve in and get daily profits.

Please I want to hear

Sports › Re: Philemon Mulala Mauled To Death By His 3 Dogs by MrBroke(m): 9:18am On Jan 10, 2023

Went to the market, bought what's gonna kill you, take it home, and live happily. Life is weird

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Business › Re: Old Naira Notes: No Extension, January 31 Deadline Stands — CBN by MrBroke(m): 8:31am On Jan 10, 2023

[quote author=Luckysbab post=119888179]I'm sorry you miss the point.

What efforts is the CBN making to create the enabling environment? Are they willing to go the extra mile to do the groundwork of going across the length and breadth of the nation to convince those without media access to buy into the initiative?

It's not everything that works in other nations that will just work here, without factoring in the unique environmental factors here.

Many of the local farmers and agro commodities traders do not accept anything different from cash. Is it my duty to preach the gospel of the cashless whatever to them or that of the authorities?

Is that the government's fault, let them accept then, you think every policy doesn't affect some certain persons at first, people with time adjust, when ATM cards were introduced it was also like this. What is the disadvantages of them accepting the cashless policy and the advantages of them not accepting, tell me. Funny enough it is not even a 100% cashless policy so I wonder why you guys keep complaining. The World is evolving, it doesn't stay stationery. You can't expect to be at a thing forever, changes will come and people will adapt and the process will continue. Cashless policy is of more good than bad. If you guys like keep saying whatever you like. We all have opinions but the truth is the truth

Business › Re: Old Naira Notes: No Extension, January 31 Deadline Stands — CBN by MrBroke(m): 5:58am On Jan 10, 2023

Luckysbab:
Food/agro commodities mainly come from the rural localities. They don't accept anything different from cash. If I go and buy a trailer of Maize, at the cost of around 6 million, the new withdrawal limit means I have to pay extra 180k or so as PUNISHMENT for requesting for my own money.

Will I not factor in the unnecessary cost into fixing my selling price?

Things change and new policies do come in time to time, it's not like cbn is stealing anyone's money, just go and deposit your old naira notes and get the figure in your account and get use to the cashless policy, what is the big deal that you guys want to shake the whole country over cashless policy that is a very good initiative. Only politicians should be complaining. We would still have 100 and 50 naira notes in circulation and the few new naira notes that will be available. We have ussd, mobile transfer, and qr code payment, the world is evolving we should too

Christianity Etc › Re: Ibiyeomie Bans Couples From Having Sex During Fasting by MrBroke(m): 7:48pm On Jan 09, 2023

Religion was invented to control the people it was invented for

Business › Re: UBA Announces Availability Of New Naira Notes At Atms by MrBroke(m): 7:46pm On Jan 09, 2023

Godsonkemz:
Get ready to see fake currencies. Even the original looks fake.

If you can't identify fake currency then that I'd your problem as a result of your Ignorance

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Phones › Re: Why Do Hackers Have Easy Access To Our Phones by MrBroke(m): 5:24pm On Jan 09, 2023

IzuKiba77:
Nah it’s actually much more than that,it’s not really based on ignorance guy,my Facebook was hacked like twice despite the password being so tricky and difficult, somehow I don’t even know how they do it

You don't know how = ignorance grin

Politics › Re: CBN Cash Withdrawal Limit Begins Today by MrBroke(m): 4:38pm On Jan 09, 2023

clockwisereport:
said who? Weekly limit is 500k

Okay, am going go try it and see

Politics › Re: CBN Cash Withdrawal Limit Begins Today by MrBroke(m): 4:12pm On Jan 09, 2023

clockwisereport:
The last time I checked, 110k is still less than 500k, the max withdrawal for individuals per week

Daily limit is 100k

Education › Re: A School Pasted This Against Resumption date On Monday by MrBroke(m): 4:12pm On Jan 09, 2023

ednut1:
false they are working as soon as they land lol

Dey play

Politics › Re: CBN Cash Withdrawal Limit Begins Today by MrBroke(m): 3:01pm On Jan 09, 2023

The limit is not working cause I went to pos to test it and I wasn't restricted or limited. I withdrew 110k and it was approved with my Fidelity card

Education › Re: A School Pasted This Against Resumption date On Monday by MrBroke(m): 2:39pm On Jan 09, 2023

ednut1:
yet uk, canada and co are taking our doctors, nurses, tech professionals etc. abegi

It's called recruitment, they are going to be developed there

Education › Re: A School Pasted This Against Resumption date On Monday by MrBroke(m): 10:18am On Jan 09, 2023

Nigeria education system; Amateurs educating Amateurs to bring about below average professionals

Christianity Etc › Re: "I Am Thinking Of Selling My Soul To The Devil" - Nigerian Woman by MrBroke(m): 10:01pm On Jan 08, 2023

So after you sell your soul to the devil, you go con rich and all your problems for life go disappear abi?
Na only soul devil self dey buy?
Which currency devil go use pay you?
Where devil dey get im money from dey take buy all this souls dem?
So after you sell your soul to the devil, in the future what if you wor collect am back go sell give God, you go fit pay the price way devil go call because nah business nah?
Why you no sell one of your liver at least that one your soul dey safe and you go get money?

In life no matter what you do problems, will still come your way, if you like do fraud, kidnap, do ritual, sell your soul or liver to devil or God for money, problem no go still finish. Na weak people dey easily dey susceptible to this things

Crime › Re: Apostle Moses Itim Declared Wanted For Allegedly Impregnating 15-Year-Old by MrBroke(m): 8:52pm On Jan 08, 2023

See im ugly looking face like 2 weeks dead body.

Family › Re: Your Experience As A Rich Or Only Rich Relative.. by MrBroke(m): 2:59pm On Jan 08, 2023

I have never begged for money since my existence and that's how it's going to be. Rich relatives no dey my dictionary

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Romance › Re: Natse Jemide: Hottest Guy In Nigeria Right Now? by MrBroke(m): 2:16pm On Jan 08, 2023

Aunty make we see your own picture nah?? wink

Romance › Re: Look At The Rubbish My Female Friend Told Me by MrBroke(m): 2:13pm On Jan 08, 2023

Jennyclay:
Absolutely right.

Can you allow your sisters or daughters to marry a broke man?

Your mate or you fit even gap her for age save more than 30k usd without opening leg but working hard with dignity. I doubt if you have 50k naira in your account. You girls that can't work for money I pity the simp way go marry ona, because apart from opening leg nothing ona fit offer, no talent, no idea, mostly uneducated and low iq individuals and broke and lazy to summarise it, what use are you to a guy apart from sex??

Food › Re: How Many Times Do You Eat In A Day? by MrBroke(m): 2:02pm On Jan 08, 2023

heisorla:
How’re you broke and eating just like your name suggests comrade

that's the sync

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Blames God For Her Pain And Failure (photos) by MrBroke(m): 1:21pm On Jan 08, 2023

Going to church or being religious doesn't in any way gives you an edge over who doesn't. If you like be 100% religious if you are programmed to suffer there is nothing you can Do. Life is just a review, everything happening has already happened

Crime › Re: NDLEA Freezes ₦‎4.3 Billion In Suspect’s 126 Bank Accounts by MrBroke(m): 11:29am On Jan 08, 2023

This is the one advantage of the cashless policy

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Romance › Re: Why A Pussy Is More Valuable Than Anything A Man Will Ever Bring To The Table. by MrBroke(m): 9:45am On Jan 08, 2023

Pussy is valuable it depends, some nah 500 naira, some nah 1500 naira, some say dem worth 60k but nah just 2000 naira, madam op. Pussy is valuable no doubt but ona Don make am cheap. Pure water and pussy self I no know which one cheap and easy pass to get. In economics, once a commodity is scarce, the price tends to go up, but when it is saturated and high in quantity, the price usually declines. Pussy is no longer scarce, pussy is everywhere, so the value of pussy has decline to about 70%. Madam Op sorry ya but pussy is cheap

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Travel › Re: Can You Cross This Road For 50m Naira?? by MrBroke(m): 9:30am On Jan 08, 2023

With all those vehicles in motion and not giving a Bleep about you, no one can cross successfully from left to right or right to left. Na who dey alive dey count money ehh. I no cross I go manage the 5k wey dey my account

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Business › Re: Why New Naira Notes Leave Ink When Rubbed On White Surfaces – MINT by MrBroke(m): 7:42am On Jan 08, 2023

The security features on both new and old notes are the same, it's just the color difference. I wonder why a citizen of a country would be so ignorant no to know this things. Even with sleepy eyes I can be able to identify a fake from an original. About the stain, that's a major blow but saying the currency can be easily replicated, that's you being ignorant because it is the same as the old and if you can't identify that it is your fault

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