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Politics / Re: Festus Odimegwu’s Wife Kidnapped by MrCartha: 6:01pm On Mar 15, 2010
Some drunk guys gone smart, hence she's the wife of former CEO Nigerian Breweries plc.grin Hic! grin grin grin Anyway, he should share some of the lootings he made while getting the whole nation drunk with star, Gulder and their likes grin tongue Hic!!!  grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Disadvantages Of Living Abroad As To Living In Nigeria by MrCartha: 3:56pm On Mar 09, 2010
lasgidi4rv:

@ babyosisi:
"You can't spread your right fingers and say 'waka' when people get you mad ( they won't understand)"
you can't pick your teeth and nose in public. [color=#006600][/color]
"You have to consciously minimise your God-given Nigerian accent in public".

LOL grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


shocked shocked shocked





Travel / Re: Poverty_in Britain! Nigerian_single_mother_of_4 by MrCartha: 12:43pm On Mar 09, 2010
And not even 1 with good quality grin grin grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Poverty_in Britain! Nigerian_single_mother_of_4 by MrCartha: 12:37pm On Mar 09, 2010
justwise:

What have you been smoking?
Weed ma broda, weed!!! grin grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by MrCartha: 12:32pm On Mar 09, 2010
There's this ol' drop-out classmate of mine Christopher Onyiwe who's always playing the role of police corporal. Nollywood plz spare him a sin ans give the role of a spoiled brat to play grin grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by MrCartha: 6:18pm On Mar 08, 2010
spikedcylinder:

[flash=425,344]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AE1PTAfRms&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"[/flash]

Abeg ma broda make u no let Hollywood c dis 1 grin grin grin Even Somalia no go fit even try dis 1. Inside car n inside helipcopter no be de same. Dis producer go school @ all grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Double Wahala: Femi Kuti Impregnates Two More Ladies by MrCartha: 2:26pm On Mar 08, 2010
ochukoccna:

I dont think this is scandalous at all. Its not unusual for sb like him, a musician, and a yoruba man, for dat matter.
Yoruba women
, una dey try.
Do U have to come online in showing your ignorance?
As AloyEmeka asked U, how do U know the ladies are Yoruba?
Also is it only Yoruba guys that are sleeping-with more than one lady @ a time?
Is that not a 'mindset' many men have?
So why your tasteless jibe @ Yoruba women?

The guy is just 1 outta d many idios we breed in dat country called Nigeria. Does his stupid insinuation make the Ibo man holy? I am an Ibo man, married and stll dey bang other babes. Guys igmore d idiot and move ahead.
TV/Movies / Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by MrCartha: 2:21pm On Mar 08, 2010
rclbrz2211:

U knw it's a Nigerian movie when u first see a guy/girl walking down the street and then a car approaching. what next? Accident, screachhhhhhhhh, GBAM. d car for don stop since or on a 20KM/hr, then d cameraman go shake the camera so tey, in components go fly comot, most cases, na d victim dey jam d car self

Real talk ma bro grin grin grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Poverty_in Britain! Nigerian_single_mother_of_4 by MrCartha: 1:57pm On Mar 08, 2010
Wrex:

I don't get it.Is it a must to live in Britain?

Don't mind those lazy and insolent gold-diggers, they think there's always a short cut to heaven grin grin grin I wonder how they think they can be a Rockfeller without going via the excruciating cruciables which the founding fathers went through?! In Britain money doesn't grow on the trees of Buckingham Palace.
TV/Movies / Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by MrCartha: 1:41pm On Mar 08, 2010
wink
TV/Movies / Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by MrCartha: 1:38pm On Mar 08, 2010
1. Always portraying as a nation of rich-by-ritual pple

2. When it gets worst, instead of calling in the police they call in pastor, reverend or prayer warriors grin grin grin

3. Bad sound effect

4. Very Igbotic way of speaking English grin grin grin

5. Very overdressed or underdressed grin grin grin

6. Needs the help of psychiatrists to correct their widening of eyeballs to display anger grin grin grin

7. Using outdated an dilapidated cars (e.g. Mercedez V-Boot grin)  panel beated by a roadside mechanic times immemorial to show a wealthy man

8. Using touts to potray an immage of the Nigerian Police Force (Anyway, that's the way they look, like just days away from from Yaba) wink grin

9. Prayer warriors are always the hero grin grin grin

10. Wearing oversized or widscreen-like kind of eyeshades to differentiate the son of a rich man from the poor grin

11. Cigarette smoking idiot as a tout or robber grin grin grin

12. Borrowing my son's toy gun to used as a firing arm grin grin grin Please return it my son is crying  cryshocked

13. Osuafia as a hero (What a shame)

14. A man using his wife as a punching bag

15. Shouting above normal voice level (Even the mic cracks at these noises)

16. Suya becomes food for the rich

17. Empty bottles of Gulder, Star etc., as a sign of 'Choppingson' grin grin grin
Sports / Nigerian Footballer Idahor Dies During Match In Sudan by MrCartha: 8:00pm On Mar 07, 2010
Nigerian striker Endurance Idahor has died after collapsing during a game in Sudan on Saturday.

Idahor, 25, who played for Al Merreikh club, collapsed during the league game with Al Amal in Omdurman.

He is believed to have died on the pitch after a minor incident in the penalty area of the visiting side.

"It was a normal incident of obstruction," said the official who asked not to be named as he was not authorised to talk to the media.

"He fell over and now he has passed away. It is a huge shock to Sudan's whole sporting family."

The referee immediately halted Saturday's home game with their rivals Amal from northern Atbara.

The former U-23 international started his top flight career with Nigerian side Julius Berger before joining rivals Dolphins in 2004.

He clinched the move to Al Merreikh in 2006 and was sent on loan to Saudi side in 2008 before returning to the Sudanese side.

Idahor finished as top scorer during his first season in Sudan.

He scored 118 goals in 176 appearances for the Omdurman side.

Celebrities / Re: Double Wahala: Femi Kuti Impregnates Two More Ladies by MrCartha: 7:55pm On Mar 07, 2010
A true son of his father!!! Like father, like son grin grin grin
Politics / Re: This Is The Reason Fashola Does Not Want To Be Probed - A Must Read. by MrCartha: 12:57pm On Mar 06, 2010
Politics / Re: This Is The Reason Fashola Does Not Want To Be Probed - A Must Read. by MrCartha: 4:12pm On Mar 04, 2010
Politics / Re: This Is The Reason Fashola Does Not Want To Be Probed - A Must Read. by MrCartha: 3:30pm On Mar 02, 2010
mafioso2:

^^^^ Silverbird is yet to Announce the amount

Abeg reserve one ticket 4 me. Front row seat please!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: This Is The Reason Fashola Does Not Want To Be Probed - A Must Read. by MrCartha: 3:24pm On Mar 02, 2010
mafioso2:



Yes ooh*** Ft Guest Artist Like HardTalk and some PDP Dimwits as The Boss, grin grin grin

N wats da cost 4 a ticket grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: This Is The Reason Fashola Does Not Want To Be Probed - A Must Read. by MrCartha: 3:19pm On Mar 02, 2010
mafioso2:

Watch out for this Movie coming out soon
I juz can't wait 2 c dis GREEEEAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT film grin grin grin

Politics / Re: Yar'adua Returns To Nigeria: Condition Unknown by MrCartha: 11:16am On Feb 28, 2010
justjane:

The things happening in our country might seem quite unusual, agreed, but doestnt give nigerians the liberty to rubbish our country,rather we pray and hope that things get better, we have no other country but Nigeria and its failure is ours and so is its success, cry

http://nigeriamasterweb.com/blog/index.php/2010/02/25/nigeria_highway_robbery_aamp_gruesome_ma

Probably, the Nigeria in the link above is the Nigeria u stand shamelessly in akimbo to defend. I feel so sorry for pple like u who cannot stand boldly in defence of what is right shocked
Politics / Re: Yar'adua Returns To Nigeria: Condition Unknown by MrCartha: 5:42pm On Feb 24, 2010
Politics / Re: Yar'adua Returns To Nigeria: Condition Unknown by MrCartha: 5:24pm On Feb 24, 2010
if @ all he recovers, send him back to mecca. a nation of over 150million healthy pple can do enough can do better without 1 invalid of a presido grin grin grin
Politics / Re: This Is The Reason Fashola Does Not Want To Be Probed - A Must Read. by MrCartha: 5:19pm On Feb 24, 2010
texbiano:

@Poster,

While I admire your seeming dedication and hard work in trying to criticize the man who many would regard as the best governor in Nigeria today, I don't understand your motive. Is it a critique or criticism? No one says Fashola is a saint; certainly not me. But the we should be able to praise and encourage people when they perform. No one would say Fashola has done badly. No, not one!

Critique is good. In fact, it is necessary for development. My problem with your stance is that you do not seem to see anything good in the man. And I find that surprising. Your post was a long, long one but I tried to read it all through and there was no where you sounded a word of praise for the man. I ask you therefore: would rather have an Igbenedion as governor? Think about it, brother. Think about it.

Let us learn to criticize constructively; not with intent to destroy or malign.


Ma bro, u r one of the most reasonable Nigerians I've ever met on this forum. May God continue to bless reasonable fellows like u. Keep it up.
Politics / Re: This Is The Reason Fashola Does Not Want To Be Probed - A Must Read. by MrCartha: 6:59pm On Feb 23, 2010
kai Nigerians, who can be a saint b4 thee?! So looking @ da visible developments in Lagos state, yet u r not satisfied. Let him eat what he can provided I am satisfied with what he is doing as a governor. Taking a look @ wat Lagos is for da past 2 years, if it was developed @ da speed it is going now, I think it would have been transformed to cities in comparison with New York. To Fashola: Steal, embezzle, squander whatever u can,  but pls keep building Lagos state @ da pace & speed u r building it. If any1 vex 4 my comment, make God punish am!!!
Sports / Re: Amodu Ruined My Dream - Kanu by MrCartha: 10:28am On Feb 22, 2010
ow11:

I guess Amodu made him miss a free header against Tunisia in Lagos (2000) and chicken out of taking a penalty against SA (2004). . Shiorrr

Even Yobo has scored a goal at the CAN. He should hold this failure as one the things that make him human and take solace in his other achievements. Afterall the great Ronaldo has never won the Champions League nor will Beckham or Baggio win the world cup!

U've got a point ma bro!
Sports / Re: Amodu Ruined My Dream - Kanu by MrCartha: 11:09am On Feb 21, 2010
If he is blaming Amodu for not scoring in his 6th Nations Cup appearance, on whom were his inability to score in the previous 5 appearances blamed on? Abeg make dem investigate wetin dem dey put for inside dat peak milk and Nunu, e be like say na im dey scatter im head grin
Family / Re: What Would U Do If Ur Brother-inlaw Slapped U by MrCartha: 11:46am On Feb 19, 2010
Family / Re: What Would U Do If Ur Brother-inlaw Slapped U by MrCartha: 11:04am On Feb 16, 2010
Putting myself in da position of da woman, I'll use pestle (woman gun) or frying pan to scatter his f*****g head!!! And as da woman's husband, will be so happy seeing his brain splattered on da wall. Did I get married only for ma wife to be slapped by any Tom,manliness n Harry?! angry
Politics / Re: Soyinka Blasts Aondokaa On CNN by MrCartha: 10:56am On Feb 16, 2010
faakay:

ah!!! this is shi, t


My broda, that's our kinda democrazy sad cry

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