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Some drunk guys gone smart, hence she's the wife of former CEO Nigerian Breweries plc. Hic! Anyway, he should share some of the lootings he made while getting the whole nation drunk with star, Gulder and their likes Hic!!! ![]() |
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And not even 1 with good quality ![]() |
justwise:Weed ma broda, weed!!! ![]() |
There's this ol' drop-out classmate of mine Christopher Onyiwe who's always playing the role of police corporal. Nollywood plz spare him a sin ans give the role of a spoiled brat to play ![]() |
spikedcylinder:Abeg ma broda make u no let Hollywood c dis 1 Even Somalia no go fit even try dis 1. Inside car n inside helipcopter no be de same. Dis producer go school @ all ![]() |
ochukoccna:The guy is just 1 outta d many idios we breed in dat country called Nigeria. Does his stupid insinuation make the Ibo man holy? I am an Ibo man, married and stll dey bang other babes. Guys igmore d idiot and move ahead. |
rclbrz2211:Real talk ma bro ![]() |
Wrex:Don't mind those lazy and insolent gold-diggers, they think there's always a short cut to heaven I wonder how they think they can be a Rockfeller without going via the excruciating cruciables which the founding fathers went through?! In Britain money doesn't grow on the trees of Buckingham Palace. |
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1. Always portraying as a nation of rich-by-ritual pple 2. When it gets worst, instead of calling in the police they call in pastor, reverend or prayer warriors ![]() 3. Bad sound effect 4. Very Igbotic way of speaking English ![]() 5. Very overdressed or underdressed ![]() 6. Needs the help of psychiatrists to correct their widening of eyeballs to display anger ![]() 7. Using outdated an dilapidated cars (e.g. Mercedez V-Boot ) panel beated by a roadside mechanic times immemorial to show a wealthy man8. Using touts to potray an immage of the Nigerian Police Force (Anyway, that's the way they look, like just days away from from Yaba) ![]() 9. Prayer warriors are always the hero ![]() 10. Wearing oversized or widscreen-like kind of eyeshades to differentiate the son of a rich man from the poor ![]() 11. Cigarette smoking idiot as a tout or robber ![]() 12. Borrowing my son's toy gun to used as a firing arm Please return it my son is crying 13. Osuafia as a hero (What a shame) 14. A man using his wife as a punching bag 15. Shouting above normal voice level (Even the mic cracks at these noises) 16. Suya becomes food for the rich 17. Empty bottles of Gulder, Star etc., as a sign of 'Choppingson' ![]() |
Nigerian striker Endurance Idahor has died after collapsing during a game in Sudan on Saturday.
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A true son of his father!!! Like father, like son ![]() |
WE THINK SAY NA ONLY US SABI YAHOO JOB, MAKE UNA CHECK OUT DIS LADY N CONFESS ![]() http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Conwoman-Who-Fleeced-Men-She-Met-On-The-Internet-Is-Jailed-For-Three-Years/Article/201003115567063?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_2&lid=ARTICLE_15567063_Conwoman_Who_Fleeced_Men_She_Met_On_The_Internet_Is_Jailed_For_Three_Years |
mafioso2:Abeg reserve one ticket 4 me. Front row seat please!!! ![]() |
mafioso2:N wats da cost 4 a ticket ![]() |
mafioso2:I juz can't wait 2 c dis GREEEEAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT film ![]()
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justjane:http://nigeriamasterweb.com/blog/index.php/2010/02/25/nigeria_highway_robbery_aamp_gruesome_ma Probably, the Nigeria in the link above is the Nigeria u stand shamelessly in akimbo to defend. I feel so sorry for pple like u who cannot stand boldly in defence of what is right |
if @ all he recovers, send him back to mecca. a nation of over 150million healthy pple can do enough can do better without 1 invalid of a presido ![]() |
texbiano:Ma bro, u r one of the most reasonable Nigerians I've ever met on this forum. May God continue to bless reasonable fellows like u. Keep it up. |
kai Nigerians, who can be a saint b4 thee?! So looking @ da visible developments in Lagos state, yet u r not satisfied. Let him eat what he can provided I am satisfied with what he is doing as a governor. Taking a look @ wat Lagos is for da past 2 years, if it was developed @ da speed it is going now, I think it would have been transformed to cities in comparison with New York. To Fashola: Steal, embezzle, squander whatever u can, but pls keep building Lagos state @ da pace & speed u r building it. If any1 vex 4 my comment, make God punish am!!! |
ow11:U've got a point ma bro! |
If he is blaming Amodu for not scoring in his 6th Nations Cup appearance, on whom were his inability to score in the previous 5 appearances blamed on? Abeg make dem investigate wetin dem dey put for inside dat peak milk and Nunu, e be like say na im dey scatter im head ![]() |
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2859895/Elton-John-claims-Jesus-was-gay.htmlGuyz Elton John has gone mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Putting myself in da position of da woman, I'll use pestle (woman gun) or frying pan to scatter his f*****g head!!! And as da woman's husband, will be so happy seeing his brain splattered on da wall. Did I get married only for ma wife to be slapped by any Tom,manliness n Harry?! ![]() |
faakay:My broda, that's our kinda democrazy
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Hic!
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