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RomanceRe: I Need A Wife by MrCork: 10:04pm On Jan 08, 2024
Sonofgod1990:
light but not much should be close to dark. but not dat kind of dark..
So u chasssin albino babe...corrrrect? angry
RomanceRe: I Need A Wife by MrCork: 5:54pm On Jan 08, 2024
Sonofgod1990:
I'm kc from enugu state. 34 years. I need a girl to call my wife because time is no longer by my side I need to settle down dis year
Nb; you must be a graduate.
Must be a working class type
You must be wealthy. I mean a millionaire
You should also have a house
With a good car.
Fair in complexion
Tall or short anyone can serve
Must have a pointed nose because mine is not dat pointed
But if you know you doesn't have all dis qualities I mentioned but you have enough cash to take care of me as your husband you can also chat me up. Good day

Any interested lady should check my signature for my WhatsApp number
08029052788 WhatsApp
Lightskin or dakskin? (no oofensece) angry
RomanceRe: I Need A Wife by MrCork: 5:54pm On Jan 08, 2024
Sonofgod1990:
I'm kc from enugu state. 34 years. I need a girl to call my wife because time is no longer by my side I need to settle down dis year
Nb; you must be a graduate.
Must be a working class type
You must be wealthy. I mean a millionaire
You should also have a house
With a good car.
Fair in complexion
Tall or short anyone can serve
Must have a pointed nose because mine is not dat pointed
But if you know you doesn't have all dis qualities I mentioned but you have enough cash to take care of me as your husband you can also chat me up. Good day

Any interested lady should check my signature for my WhatsApp number
08029052788 WhatsApp
angry
RomanceRe: Standing Fan. by MrCork: 4:38pm On Jan 08, 2024
Elistho:
Good evening Nairalanders, I'm a student, living in a single room and managing my life gratefully.

Recently, there has been so much heat in the house, I can't even read peacefully, I always feel like going to ask my neighbor cum co students to lend me their standing fan even for a moment, but no one does that. Sometimes I sit outside to read or keep doors wide open.

I asked God to make a way, you can be that way, the only thing I've in my house is a socket, phone, charger and power bank, but I'm still grateful to God for it, it wouldn't be forever.

Please someone should help me purchase a standing fan, even the smallest size, I don't know the price... God bless you. 🙏🙏
Evelyn are u a babe & are u lightskin?(no oofensece) angry
RomanceRe: Standing Fan. by MrCork: 4:37pm On Jan 08, 2024
Elistho:
Good evening Nairalanders, I'm a student, living in a single room and managing my life gratefully.

Recently, there has been so much heat in the house, I can't even read peacefully, I always feel like going to ask my neighbor cum co students to lend me their standing fan even for a moment, but no one does that. Sometimes I sit outside to read or keep doors wide open.

I asked God to make a way, you can be that way, the only thing I've in my house is a socket, phone, charger and power bank, but I'm still grateful to God for it, it wouldn't be forever.

Please someone should help me purchase a standing fan, even the smallest size, I don't know the price... God bless you. 🙏🙏
angry
RomanceRe: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by MrCork:
Seun:
Ladies and gentlemen, the Romance section has gone to the dogs because of the inactivity of the current moderators.

We need 2 new moderators who are passionate about Romance and Nairaland, and can dedicate sufficient time to remove inappropriate content, ban people who break the rules, and create threads on hot topics to ensure that the Romance section attracts more engagement.

Most importantly, the war between men and women on this section must end. Women need to feel safe to participate and share their views in this section without being harassed by men. And vice versa. This requires consistent and unyielding enforcement of the rules every day.

If you know someone who is fit for this role, please nominate them. Someone who has been consistently active in this section for a long time, and who has not been a habitual rule-breaker during this time. If you're nominated, please indicate your acceptance and let's talk.

PS: Sorry, you can't nominate yourself. Someone must nominate you and then you can accept the nomination if you're interested. wink


ATTENTION OF SEUN;


I'm available...
Dem no dey see me (dem no dey see)
I'm available ..
Dem no dey see me (dem no dey see)
I'm available
Dem no dey see me (dem no dey see)
I'm available
Dem no dey see me (dem no dey see)

....NAIRALAND ...CLEAN UP IS READY..AM READY...SEUN..LETS GO!!!! wink
RomanceP Diddy!!!! by MrCork(op): 5:42am On Jan 08, 2024
They tooook michael jackson
They destroy R Kelly
They saw Wizzkid songs is not sweet angry
The cancelled KANYE WEST.
They after Jay Z
They say Burma Boy father is Fela angry
They said Beyonce worship goat
They claim Davido is American angry
They said Portable been to london..how? angry

AND NOW THEY WANT P DIDDDY.....Black people..wake up!!!(no oofensece) angry
FoodRe: Does Anyone No How To Make Scotch Egg Please? by MrCork(op): 2:08pm On Jan 07, 2024
Premiumbuy:
Premium Be Unto You

There's always a mistake when trying for the first time, I'll advise you bring someone who knows how to do it to avoid story.
the scotch egg i made eneded up becomin bread n egg sir!! angry
HealthRe: Menstrual Cramps Disturbing Me Badly. Please What Can I Use For It? by MrCork: 9:07pm On Jan 06, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
I suffer severe menstrual cramps and it's really taking a tow on me. Like I no longer look forward to having my menses because of the pain and discomfort that comes with it.

The only thing that stops the cramps is felvin but it makes the flow three times heavier than normal to the point that I'll start feeling dizzy. The last one scared me cos after taking felvin, on the second day I was changing diaper every 5 mins. (Yes I use diaper cos pad no longer holds my flow. ) At a point I stood up and it's as if the whole blood in my system gushed out and I nearly passed out. So I said I wasn't going to use felvin again.

Now, I didn't use felvin this time and the flow is normal but I've been crying from pain since yesterday. It's like labor pain and im tempted to take felvin but when I remember what happened the last time, I'll ditch the idea.

Please what can I use to stop the pain that will not increase the flow? Please help with remedies that work.
Brother, so u are bleeedin blood..corrrrect?..cant u buy pant??(no oofensece) angry
HealthRe: Menstrual Cramps Disturbing Me Badly. Please What Can I Use For It? by MrCork: 9:06pm On Jan 06, 2024
Jewessgratitud3:
I suffer severe menstrual cramps and it's really taking a tow on me. Like I no longer look forward to having my menses because of the pain and discomfort that comes with it.

The only thing that stops the cramps is felvin but it makes the flow three times heavier than normal to the point that I'll start feeling dizzy. The last one scared me cos after taking felvin, on the second day I was changing diaper every 5 mins. (Yes I use diaper cos pad no longer holds my flow. ) At a point I stood up and it's as if the whole blood in my system gushed out and I nearly passed out. So I said I wasn't going to use felvin again.

Now, I didn't use felvin this time and the flow is normal but I've been crying from pain since yesterday. It's like labor pain and im tempted to take felvin but when I remember what happened the last time, I'll ditch the idea.

Please what can I use to stop the pain that will not increase the flow? Please help with remedies that work.
angry
RomanceRe: Mmm by MrCork: 8:00pm On Jan 06, 2024
4KNGOATS:
Yes you read right right, I want sex but I can't fornicate and I don't have a girl am dating currently so what to do?
Brother dont wooory...i will give u two N500 naira olosho & they will giv u discount sir,,,THANK ME LATER!! smiley
FoodRe: Does Anyone No How To Make Scotch Egg Please? by MrCork(op): 7:44pm On Jan 06, 2024
CoronaVirusPro:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkPPn5ycsnc
This type of boiled egg will not work in nigeria sir!!(no oofense) angry
FoodDoes Anyone No How To Make Scotch Egg Please? by MrCork(op):
...am expecting some chicks over but i hav no clue
.please help!! angry
RomanceRe: Pray For Kanye West by MrCork: 12:34am On Jan 05, 2024
Moshybear:
Seriously, dude's going bat shit crazy lately cry

Who noticed huh huh
ok..who in the name of mr cork is Taiye sir?? (no oofensece) angry
RomanceRe: Pray For Kanye West by MrCork: 12:32am On Jan 05, 2024
Moshybear:
Seriously, dude's going bat shit crazy lately cry

Who noticed huh huh
angry
RomanceRe: Why all men prefer females who bleach there Skin? by MrCork(op): 10:56am On Jan 04, 2024
JustPowerApps:
So to be light skinned is synonymous to having good behaviors and also knowing how to speak good English. I am speechless.
Yes we agree. and acccording to hhe larest nairaland mens opinion poll..Lightskin females spek better English brother...the others prefer pigioen english. !!(true story) angry
RomanceRe: Why all men prefer females who bleach there Skin? by MrCork(op): 1:18am On Jan 04, 2024
pansophist:
Give me Genevieve Nnaji or Stephanie Okereke against Tonto Dike, or Rita Dominic, and I'll pick Genevieve and Stephanie 101 times out of 100.

Brown skin women are fineeeee. Too fine. Make she come get big yansh, I'm in love cool
Really?? Ok So u sayin u never date lightskin female in yor life...coerrect?...and that u rada date someone like Siofra....corrrrrect? (Are u kiddddin us)..(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Why all men prefer females who bleach there Skin? by MrCork(op): 11:23pm On Jan 03, 2024
Kobicove:
Speak for yourself undecided
Brother apat from watching lightskin females on big brother, porn movie or bollywood movies..hav u ever dated lightskin female in yor life sir...be honest? Did they talk to u or i had to pay cash?(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Why all men prefer females who bleach there Skin? by MrCork(op): 11:20pm On Jan 03, 2024
TakeNigeriaBack:
ALL men? Please speak for yourself.

Nothing turns me off more than a bleacher.

She could be the most beautiful woman in the world, if she's a bleacher I am NOT interested.
Really? Beyansi? You no who she is right? Shes not Nigerian & she aint no afrobeat rapper....she a lightskin american r n b singer...and shes the finest living thing on earrh followed by nikkki minag(another lightskin)..followed by cardi b (another lightskin)...followed by tiwa savage (now loooking like skin). Any man who never dated lightskin female is no real man according to mens magazine opinion poll results sir!!(no oofensece) angry
RomanceRe: Why all men prefer females who bleach there Skin? by MrCork(op): 8:30pm On Jan 03, 2024
JustPowerApps:
Looks like you prefer bleached girls, especially the ones using 2k bleaching cream, with their awful black ankles😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No i dont prefa lightskin females.all men simply prefer lightskin females simply because we accept the fact they looklike halfcast & are preeetier & they look white & mostly they usually more ladylike meaning they behave like reals ladies coz they more loyal, they dont cheat, they spek better English and they beento London. The others are usually very agressive coz they like to cuss out people especially when u ask them for ordnaaary secxc or even try to toast them.this is exactly why all men want them. Of of my babe was india..but lightskin india thou..real talk(no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Why all men prefer females who bleach there Skin? by MrCork(op): 7:23pm On Jan 03, 2024
Qatar2022:
No because they stinks whenever they sweat
Not becuzz u dont hav moiney to maintain them?...juss askin!!(no oofense) undecided
RomanceRe: Why all men prefer females who bleach there Skin? by MrCork(op): 7:21pm On Jan 03, 2024
Onyiiobi7735:
Lol! Why did you break up with all of them then?
angry
RomanceWhy all men prefer females who bleach there Skin? by MrCork(op):
All men agree no man is a real man until he date at least 2 lightskin women altho i dated 8 so far....we all sgree lightdkin women are sweeteer so guys, can u date them so u can be happier ?(no oofensece) smiley
RomanceRe: That CNF by MrCork: 6:34pm On Jan 03, 2024
progressb4andno:
How can she put prick in my mouth?
Bros no time as soon as I see fresh yansh my dick hard naim i open skirt begin nack am.
Ok but if she pays u 50k cash(N50, 000 naira)..will u allow her tp put her priik in your mouth for juss 10 minute ?...remember..its cash!!. Will u? (no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: That CNF by MrCork: 1:36am On Jan 03, 2024
progressb4andno:
I am working in a restaurant near Lagos, my madam is very busty and yanshy and yellow skin.
She say progress do you like what u see i say yes, she is frying dodo i come carry her flare skirt go up quickly comot my dick from trouser, chai see hairy yansh, the pu,ssy sef is yellow and black, too hairy.
I put my prick in the mouth of her yansh she say, Rice and dodo o!
I chook am inside nack am pa pa pa pa, she say, Amala and ewedu o!
I quickly hang her legs, tell am pick pin give am, kawai to to to, she say, boli and fish o!
I com give am face me i face you missionary, she said, egusi and eba o!
When i finish i com release.
She now said progress your salary have been double,
Bros ..did she put her priiik in yor mouth or did u put yor prikkk in her mouth?(no oofensece) angry

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