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RomanceRe: I Need A Decent Woman by MrCork: 3:44pm On Feb 17, 2020
Hisduchess:
It would have been easier if you have said some things about you like a brief description of you.it would be of help to you and to your prospects.whether a man or a woman everyone has a choice.
ok lets have a decent discussion coz I like u a little.....do u wer thong, wot color & wot size (Small, medium, XTRA large or extra extra double extra large?..be nice! smiley
PoliticsRe: Osun Monarchs Peace Meeting Turns Bloody, As Oluwo Beats Monarch To Stupour by MrCork: 3:32pm On Feb 17, 2020
franchasng:
lol
bros..so wots the deal with u n Hisduchess….u fukin her or u juss friend? smiley
RomanceRe: I’m A Christian, I Kiss Well, I Give Good Bl0w Job And Am A Millionaire” – Queen by MrCork: 3:30pm On Feb 17, 2020
Chrisoliseh8877:
Hi Am Christopher, 36 years old, base in lagos slim and dark in complexion. Genotype aa, A graduate, an God fearing, very romantic. I want a decent loving lady for a serious relationship between the age 20-36 years old, a working class or into business of hers. She
Can please call me on
08050934943
bros...kindly remove post n re-post at Bible Section!!(no oofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: I’m A Christian, I Kiss Well, I Give Good Bl0w Job And Am A Millionaire” – Queen by MrCork: 3:29pm On Feb 17, 2020
Chrisoliseh8877:
Hi Am Christopher, 36 years old, base in lagos slim and dark in complexion. Genotype aa, A graduate, an God fearing, very romantic. I want a decent loving lady for a serious relationship between the age 20-36 years old, a working class or into business of hers. She
Can please call me on
08050934943
angry
RomanceRe: I’m A Christian, I Kiss Well, I Give Good Bl0w Job And Am A Millionaire” – Queen by MrCork: 3:27pm On Feb 17, 2020
CEONAIJATUBE:
I’m A Christian, I Kiss Well, I Give Good Bl0w Job And Am a Millionaire” – Beautiful Slay Queen.

A gorgeous Nigerian Slay Queen identified as “Mercytwita” on Twitter, has taken to her her page to write down some of her qualities or let’s say abilities.

According to her, She is a Christian, She knows how to kiss well, she knows how to give a good bl0w job and she also has her own money.

She tweeted “I’m a Christian, I give good Mouth Action, and I have my own money”.

Guys what do you think about this ?

See screen shot below:-
https://nasonaija.xyz/2020/02/17/twitter-slay_queen/
kaiii...phone nomba please!!!!
..if only hisduchess have that number 2 bj skill set!
cheesy
FamilyRe: Woman Loses 39-year-old Marriage For Denying Husband Sexual Rights by MrCork:
JosEast:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/woman-loses-39-year-old-marriage-for-denying-husband-sexual-rights.html
GREAT NEWS...I bet she Nigerian...there speciality is to deny people some punnnny... Good for her! angry
CelebritiesRe: Nikita Pearl Waligwa Dead At 15 by MrCork: 3:18pm On Feb 17, 2020
jidxin:
k....I am really not happy to post this....beside this is not my first post.....please just re channel your energy somewhere else abeg
peoples response feelin sorry for die people exict u??….she gone, she gone,...pirrriod.
The rule book says: ...take care of the living...and not the dead!! (REAL TALK)….so please Quit postin Stakolomagratic Sancarotolopick Post to gain exictment!!
angry
CelebritiesRe: Nikita Pearl Waligwa Dead At 15 by MrCork: 3:14pm On Feb 17, 2020
q
jidxin:
k....I am really not happy to post this....beside this is not my first post.....please just re channel your energy somewhere else abeg
...sir...u come to nairaland & all yor post is all ways about dead dead dead....juss to seekin attention (break news...XXXX is Dead). (another breakin news: 8888 is dead).. (THE REAL BREAKING NEWS: 00000 is die).
Bro whot kind of life do u live sir? do die people exict u??
Our profesional advise & final conclusssion: ...go n find a girlfiend!! (no oofence)
angry
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Have A Broke And Ugly Guy That Is A Player? by MrCork: 3:05pm On Feb 17, 2020
Gina2019:
You can't be broke and ugly. Pick a struggle!
please can I hav 3some with u & Makydebbie...its her birthday nest week & she has all ready agree u r beautiful & that I should choose u. Juss me, u & Makydebbie for 3some. R u available? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Osun Monarchs Peace Meeting Turns Bloody, As Oluwo Beats Monarch To Stupour by MrCork: 2:54pm On Feb 17, 2020
Hisduchess:
Exactly! Immediately they sense that igbos will be the people at the receiving end,they'll shameless unite to carry out the mission.
angry
PoliticsRe: Osun Monarchs Peace Meeting Turns Bloody, As Oluwo Beats Monarch To Stupour by MrCork: 2:53pm On Feb 17, 2020
franchasng:
the only time they enjoy peace and unity is whenever they collabo with their Northern masters to attack Igbos grin

That is why they hate to hear that igbos want their own country cheesy
angry
CelebritiesRe: Nikita Pearl Waligwa Dead At 15 by MrCork: 2:35pm On Feb 17, 2020
jidxin:
https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/16/africa/nikita-pearl-waligwa-queen-of-katwe-obit/index.html
why do u people get exitment in dead dead dead......any small post.... XXXXXX is dead.. BBBB is dead....KKKK is dead.... Queen of DDD is dead...A of HHHHH is dead...Can you find somtin nice to post?? (SMH) angry
RomanceRe: Why do all nigerian women hate kissing? by MrCork(op): 2:32pm On Feb 17, 2020
Randy100:
None of the above. Just be nice to them and talk gently.
huh? talk nicely to Nigerian woman?...r u kidding me? ..BIG MISTAKE!!
Bro Nigerian women regard nice faithful loyal guys as weak. there speciality is cussing people for no reason,
you demand for ordinary kiss or ordinary nomba,..they cuss u out!(true story)
angry
RomanceRe: Dear Nigerian Ladies by MrCork: 2:27pm On Feb 17, 2020
SteveOfu:
As a woman If you are above 35 unmarried pls get pregnant and give birth to a child or children you can take care of single handedly, society will judge , people will condem you but non of them will help you out at old age!! Live your life
bro r u tryin to get pregnant? angry
RomanceRe: If You're In My Shoe, What Will You Do? [Pic] by MrCork: 11:19am On Feb 17, 2020
iLegendd:
Always enjoying free light from year to year.
Always eating anything you like.
No single relationship wahala.
Constant food and fruits.
Never working in this life again.
Make money while you sleep 24/7 under a chilled AC and withdraw it at the end of the month to invest.
Never give women money, yet they love you.

So, if you're in this shoe, what will you do? Image below.

If you're not in this shoe, but would like to be, let me know and I'll tell you how to never suffer or work for money again unlike most Nigerians. Money needs to work for you, not the other way round.

If you don't make money work for you, you'll end up being stressed and depressed as you constantly work for money. I pray this will never be your portion for the rest of your life in Jesus name.
naggin naggin moaining nagggin naggin…
.bro...are u doin pirrrrrriod?(juss askin)
angry
RomanceRe: If You're In My Shoe, What Will You Do? [Pic] by MrCork: 11:17am On Feb 17, 2020
iLegendd:
Always enjoying free light from year to year.
Always eating anything you like.
No single relationship wahala.
Constant food and fruits.
Never working in this life again.
Make money while you sleep 24/7 under a chilled AC and withdraw it at the end of the month to invest.
Never give women money, yet they love you.

So, if you're in this shoe, what will you do? Image below.

If you're not in this shoe, but would like to be, let me know and I'll tell you how to never suffer or work for money again unlike most Nigerians. Money needs to work for you, not the other way round.

If you don't make money work for you, you'll end up being stressed and depressed as you constantly work for money. I pray this will never be your portion for the rest of your life in Jesus name.
angry
RomanceRe: Can A Normal Guy Stay A Month Without Sex? by MrCork: 10:04am On Feb 17, 2020
Ibuyairtime12:
This is serious and got me thinking lately, can a
normal bloke with an active sexual life do without
touching a wowan for atleast one full month and
still maintain his sanity without distractions
whatsoever? if yes, please what is the secret?

candid opinions are welcome
angry
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Nigerians Trapped In Wuhan, China Cry Out "Bring Us Home" (Photos) by MrCork: 8:43am On Feb 17, 2020
post=86716568:
Come on guys,
Don't be sarcastic.

Imagine if they happen to be your family me7mbers.

They should be brought home after they have been properly quarantined.

Let love lead.
...home how? Will u accomodate them?
...they are no longer Nigerians sir!!
angry
RomanceRe: Why do all nigerian women hate kissing? by MrCork(op): 8:39am On Feb 17, 2020
Randy100:
Maybe, I am not in Nigeria. Kissing is the easiest thing you can get from a Nigerian girl.
how?...essy how?
Bros don't they throw chewing gum in your mouth b4 u kiss them or do u show them the money?.
angry
RomanceRe: Why do all nigerian women hate kissing? by MrCork(op): 12:21am On Feb 17, 2020
zerateck:
Try keep a good oral hygiene
HANG ON SIR!!
..wot has hygine gots to do wit nada?...
Anyways, thread will only make sence when u become Nigerian(NO oofeense)
angry
RomanceRe: Who Is A Big Girl? by MrCork: 12:14am On Feb 17, 2020
mattsvibes:
[b]
▶ The fact that different guys pick you up every Friday night does not make you a big girl. The fact that
you wear all the latest clothes in the market, does not
make you a big girl, And of the fact that you use the
latest phone & different guys pay money into your account does not make you a big girl..




▶ It does not even make you smart! You're only eating up your FUTURE!.. THEN WHO IS A BIG GIRL?!. A
big girl is a girl with enough brain in her, Not the one
with more money.





▶ She is not the one who flirts with all the men around her. She is the girl who respects her
relationship, She is never heard but seen. You know
her from what she does, her behaviour speaks a lot
about her. She is every man's queen, decently
dressed...




▶ A big girl respects the values of womanhood... She carries herself with more dignity... Stop boasting
about the number of men you've slept with my dear..
Remember, cheap articles have more buyers.. Build
Yourself into the woman that people will always
respect & admire.




▶ Never follow men who will make a mess of your life. Be bold but humble, be Godly..
Be hard working, respect your relationship, Be
ambitious but con tempted.. Don't make men a
priority in life..



▶ Real men will seek after you! Build yourself into the woman men will always want to take home to
their mamas..



➡ Not the one they only want to take to hotels & clubs. TRUST ME, if you just trap a man with your body,
he'll go one day. A lady without morals & dignity
is like a phone without a sim card.
IT'S A WAKE UP CALL TO MY LADIES, Rise above it![/b]
..brò..all men agree any female above size 6 is fat...pirrrrrod!! angry
RomanceRe: Who Is A Big Girl? by MrCork: 12:12am On Feb 17, 2020
mattsvibes:
[b]
▶ The fact that different guys pick you up every Friday night does not make you a big girl. The fact that
you wear all the latest clothes in the market, does not
make you a big girl, And of the fact that you use the
latest phone & different guys pay money into your account does not make you a big girl..




▶ It does not even make you smart! You're only eating up your FUTURE!.. THEN WHO IS A BIG GIRL?!. A
big girl is a girl with enough brain in her, Not the one
with more money.





▶ She is not the one who flirts with all the men around her. She is the girl who respects her
relationship, She is never heard but seen. You know
her from what she does, her behaviour speaks a lot
about her. She is every man's queen, decently
dressed...




▶ A big girl respects the values of womanhood... She carries herself with more dignity... Stop boasting
about the number of men you've slept with my dear..
Remember, cheap articles have more buyers.. Build
Yourself into the woman that people will always
respect & admire.




▶ Never follow men who will make a mess of your life. Be bold but humble, be Godly..
Be hard working, respect your relationship, Be
ambitious but con tempted.. Don't make men a
priority in life..



▶ Real men will seek after you! Build yourself into the woman men will always want to take home to
their mamas..



➡ Not the one they only want to take to hotels & clubs. TRUST ME, if you just trap a man with your body,
he'll go one day. A lady without morals & dignity
is like a phone without a sim card.
IT'S A WAKE UP CALL TO MY LADIES, Rise above it![/b]
angry
RomanceRe: Why do all nigerian women hate kissing? by MrCork(op):
favoryte33:
When your mouth oozes.
angry
RomanceRe: Why do all nigerian women hate kissing? by MrCork(op): 6:56pm On Feb 16, 2020
MYSTIC19:
@op ur topic dosn't ryme wit ur story... Pls modify
sir, I don't gerrrit & am not understanding u.
.are u sayin i should type slowly so u can catch up?
smiley
RomanceRe: Why do all nigerian women hate kissing? by MrCork(op): 6:41pm On Feb 16, 2020
Petyprincess:
You probably have mouth odour sorry to say embarassed
^^^ ther u go..we juss seen one of Nigeria's problems..typical Nigerian woman that hate kiss.
..so if a handsome man wants to kiss u..u ask him for the name/make of his toothpaste..correct?
Darling u need help. Serioooos help..big big big help!!(real talk) angry
RomanceRe: Why do all nigerian women hate kissing? by MrCork(op): 6:38pm On Feb 16, 2020
Petyprincess:
You probably have mouth odour sorry to say embarassed
angry
RomanceWhy do all nigerian women hate kissing? by MrCork(op):


Gave a nigerian chick a lift to her place in my range (£35,000cash) after another romantic so call Valentine date & ask her for kiss in return for my great service
HER REPLY: bros are u ok?
..wot kinda desrespet is that? This is exactly why they all ways single. No manners, no respet
angry (YES I SAID IT, they all the same!!) angry
CrimeRe: 17-Year-Old Boy Arrested For Sleeping With 15-Year-Old Girl In Lagos by MrCork: 11:01pm On Feb 15, 2020
Onyi22:
Did d guy force her?
Was she rape?
Since they are lovers n they both agreed before engaging themselves, y should the boy be detained?
Both of them should be detained n sentence to prison
the 27 year old boy is a Peterfile for sleeping wit 15 years old girls.....pirrrrrrrioood!! angry
RomanceSCANDAL.. Please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 6:18am On Feb 15, 2020

...I just spent my rent moiney again on a beatiful Curvy shape sweet lookin Valentine date & the landlord is showin up soon.....my life is over.

THE GREAT PREOPLE OF NAIRALAND...please help your brother from another mother....I beg!! (urgent) embarassed

RomanceRe: Lil Richie Professes Love For Imade Adeleke, Davido’s Daughter On Val Day by MrCork: 5:40pm On Feb 14, 2020
NigeriaBam:
A 6-year-old upcoming singer identified as Lil Richie has taken to Instagram on Valentine’s day today, to profess love for his crush.

The upcoming singer expressed love for singer Davido’s daughter, Imade Adeleke, referring to her as the love of his life and the most beautiful girl he has ever set his eyes on.

He further dedicated his soon-to-be released single to her while praising her beautiful outlook.

In his words;

“Created this sound � for you the most beautiful thing my eyes has ever seen, the LOML ❤️�❤️ @realimadeadeleke . Can’t wait to release this record new music loading”.

See his post below;

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8i3IW7AIdt/?igshid=x8adr8px0x1k
that boy is a peterfile...going after under girl!! angry
RomanceRe: How Do You Say This Without Offending Her? by MrCork: 5:36pm On Feb 14, 2020
EFULEFU1:
How do you tell a girl she has mouth odour without offending her?
Please help fast, I can't take it any longer
...easy.... anytime she open her mouth to talk.....juss throw chewwwwing gum inside!!!

This is yor way out sir!! ((THANK ME LATER))
angry
RomanceRe: Girl Scammed Me On Valentine by MrCork: 5:30pm On Feb 14, 2020
Akinowon123:
I just me this girl two weeks ago and I already liked her. I made my intentions known to her that I like her and we can be friends, because I believe from friendship we can take it to the next stage.

So, two days ago I asked her how Val will be and she told me she doesn't know the plan yet. I said if she would be free, we can go out. Immediately I said this, she told me she's not going anywhere and she will be available.

Fast forward to today. She told me she's ready around 12pm and I got the address of where she was. I met her with her friend, I immediately asked what's up with the friend. She told me she was going to somewhere else and we are heading towards her direction so we can all enter the same cab. Not long as I made attempt to stop a bus or bike, the friend waved us good bye that she is no more following us. We got to the eatery and I ordered food to be eaten but the girl said she won't be able to eat there that it should be packed. So mine too was packed, I told her we should head to my house so we can chill and enjoy what Val has in-store for us.

Immediately, she came up with a excuse that her friend will be waiting for her as they are going somewhere. I was disturbed and told her ' does that mean u will leave me just like that' . She left with the ordered food for both of us still with me and promise to come to my place. About 1 hour later she called and I gave her the address to my house.

5 minutes after she entered the room, she told me she won't stay long that her dad as been asking about her where about. I separated the food and drinks with other stuffs I bought and gave her her part. Few minutes later she stood up to leave, that was how she left for good.

I don't know if I am a mumu man for doing this or it's normal and I should give her time. Not like I wanted to sleep with her but just been together sharing memories and getting to know each other more better was my plan but I supposed she just acted smart to get what she wanted

What do u think guys??
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12 minute later....3 minute later....fast forward to 6 minute later ..now 1 minutes later.. but then 300 minute later.….ok 9 minute later
Madam, wot in the blooomin name of Mr Cork r u talking about sir!!! (summary please!!)
angry

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