₦airaland Forum

Mike008:
Arrant nonsense.

Bobrisky is not eligible for any beauty contest cos he neither fits into any sex category, how do you classify that kind of pretty?
He's indeed a f a g g o t!

Maryjane001:
If they consider themselves to be middle easterners, why dem no dey dier?.
They are Africans for a reason.

Funkybabee:
see this matter tired me with differents reactions from fb


What's ur say on it

Funkybabee:
see this matter tired me with differents reactions from fb


What's ur say on it

alberson:
I got him yesterday and he is 7weeks old, the seller claims the dog is a pure breed boerboel but my younger brother said not a pure breed...

Stanfeelings:
You see how senselessly and helplessly idiotic you are? you used she...hello, SHE? your sp0ellings mean you are daft

okomile:
Good!

jossy1luv:
If I talk Watin airpeace use my eyes see for Benin airport ehhhh.
Nothing will make me use them ever!

DonCaxton:
Don't be surprised if this is a pre-arranged drama. Now we know he has a Benz which he fixes at the Benz shop. Now we know he has so much money he transferred more than 500k for bla bla bla etc and all what he wants us to believe.

The driver guy will come out now with another story...and the trend continues.
You can never tell with these trend-chasing drama-hungry social media yeyebrities.

^^^^jelos lonely house wife
sir...instead of continuous nagging n moaning like homeless squirrel, have u tried applyin for job so u can also be rich n popular?
1. she has moiney...u don't..
2. shes popular...u aint
3. she a celebrity...u aint
4. you no her....she dosent no u exist
5. U always nagging on nairaland...she don't

Conclusion:
Mind your business!!(no oofeinse)

Thugluva:
Ok, baba. Thanks so much. Abeg help me copy her to this thread

Thugluva:
For the female folks only. If you are on the mainland, Isolo, Ilasamja; and are interested in friends with benefits sort of relationship, please PM or mention me.

I'll message back when I get your response.

Cheers!

Yuneehk is single & ready to mingle sir...she
A known trouble maker so please take her for free.

Yuneehk:
Don't you have self worth at all. How do you keep reaching out to people who don't want you? They probably pity you and take your calls. Stop disturbing them and stay on your own. Some friends would make you wish you didn't have any. The key to your happiness is you and not them!

You're even texting them without getting a reply. Better save up that money to buy your handouts in school and stop thinking about people who don't remember you exist till they see your calls or messages.

Omoh89:
Good morning everyone

Just found out that my girlfriend of 5years has actually been cheating on me since the past 4 month.

How do I just forget everything and move on...

Solution..(This works for all men)

Bros..
1. Find a lightskin stripper with big ass
2..let her strip dance but pay her extra to rub that bigg azzzz on yor face twice
3..truss me..within 5 second, .u will forget everything's including yor name & yor password!!(true story)

Omoh89:
Good morning everyone

Just found out that my girlfriend of 5years has actually been cheating on me since the past 4 month.

How do I just forget everything and move on...

Fragility6:
Na ur type dey sing school na scam. Go school o mk u no dey advertise ur illiteracy 4 public forum like diz

..calm down son...she beautiful.
Yor scrangodopolick behavior is the side effect of atending government free education school . U don't like wot u c then u have 2 option:
1. You turn your long neck & look away like a gentleman
2. U simply cover your head with wet blanket.

Don't they teach u that in primary school?(goat )

okomile:


He/she is younger than my son.
What am I jealous for?w

Answers:



1. She fine.. u ain't
2. She lightskin... u ain't
3. She a celebrity...u ain't
4. She gots moiney...u ain't
5. U on nairaland 24/7...she ain't
6. She young ,sweet lookin, nyanshable & very very very attractive...u r far from aint(no oofeense)


...SHOULD I CARRRRRRRYON?

Eryckah:
English Problems

Bimlite:
Amen

okomile:
F a g g o t

Jump into the lagoon

Attention seeker

onstelly:
Ewu

Jidexo:
where did he get d money? How much is his salary.? ha! vanity' upon vanity. U can't drive d two cars at d same time. why African mentality of acquire wealth can never be erase from our life self. I just love white life .

BlackDonald:
As shared by Tunde Ednut:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMaruG3TArs

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/B8q_pPlgF2s/

190theclown:
My people how una dey?

Its been ages

if u sabi me hollaaaa


Its yo boi 190

lepasharon:
Just shut up!! I'm not one you can emotionally blackmail. Try it with someone else. I'm not ur typical Nigerian.

You are suffering from delusions of grandeur.

onstelly:
Lol but you can vote online

jidxin:
k

made4naijamusic:
Nigerian singer, Mayorkun, has acquired a brand new Range Rover.

One of Mayorkun's friends took to his Instagram story to show off the new whip as he congratulated the 'Geng' singer, who was also seen in the video.

Congrats to him!

Watch the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YzME0Y6dRg

jidxin:
another attention seeking mf

franchasng:
Cork I am a happily married man now oh, married to a very sexy, hot, well mannered, productive, friendly and good-hearted God sent lady, I cannot betray her at all. My wife is too fine and spotless, over fine de worry her for me to notice any other chick oh

franchasng:
don't let my wife hear this cork