₦airaland Forum

chimimi:
Lols! I am team black is beautiful

AryEmber:
I can't stop laughing, na to dey sniff everywhere for fart niyen

Truckpusher:
You see ya life ?

Even with the bombs you still wan fucck ?

kecee99:
You think war is funny abi Wait till it hit you

midehi2:
This one don off again

chimimi:
Hi nlanders, please i need your advice.What does it really mean when a guy starts giving his girlfriend silent treatment! Its 7 days now.He doesn't return the calls,chats n messages! He reads d chats but won't say anything!
This silent treatment has been his weapon whenever he is angry with me,and it takes like 3 to 4 days to respond to my chats but hasn't gone this long before! I'm worried and ve asked him if I should move on but he never responded. BTW, my offense was that he didn't return my calls, I complained and he completely stopped picking my calls! So please guys, wat do you think? I made a vow never to cheat on him and I ve asked him if I should move on with my life but he has refused to respond. I'm hurting so bad now Hi nlanders, please i need your advice.What does it really mean when a guy starts giving his girlfriend silent treatment! Its 7 days now.He doesn't return the calls,chats n messages! He reads d chats but won't say anything!
This silent treatment has been his weapon whenever he is angry with me,and it takes like 3 to 4 days to respond to my chats but hasn't gone this long before! I'm worried and ve asked him if I should move on but he never responded. BTW, my offense was that he didn't return my calls, I complained and he completely stopped picking my calls! So please guys, wat do you think? I made a vow never to cheat on him and I ve asked him if I should move on with my life but he has refused to respond. I'm hurting so bad now

AryEmber:
Tor! E ma binu ooo

Brightgem:
abeg shift! Let people with the right facts and understanding speak on this matter, to you this is a religious war which makes you a complete illiterate. Must you say something or contribute.

AryEmber:
Tor! E ma binu ooo

ItooWorWor:
Lair, go to the news and watch how christians are paying their last respect to solieman, a man who saved them from the hands of Saudi Arabia ISIS terrorist who are been supported by USA

AryEmber:
Sorry, how exactly did I offend you?

Mophasa:
A Nigerian lady has taken to micro blogging platform Twitter to seek for money for house rent by offering to sleep with random men on the social media platform.

According to the tweet sighted by viewsnaijamedia The lady is seeking 150k as she said she already has 100k.

The post has generated mixed reactions from Nigerians as some persons are hailing the lady for her uncommon courage while others have chosen to lash out at the Abuja based lady.

She however gave the excuse that her family members have refused to assist her.

She tweeted "

"Need someone to Bleep me and give me money.Wanna get a space of my own and I have 100k as opposed to the N250k for the house.I will still need to buy a bed and some pots but let me just secure the house.Dm if you are serious"

"Keep the retweets coming guys. You can’t shame the shameless.
I have asked some friends and my family but it seems the January strife is crawling in.
Let’s help this baby girl get a house please, i can be able to do my numerous business effectively."

https://www.viewsnaija.com/2020/01/lady-offers-to-sleep-with-men-to-raise.html?m=1

Nigerians react..

Quality20:
Just yesterday I saw a lady who likes to give escorts to guys. Men u need to see how guys have damaged her: her beasts so flat like worn out slippers, vulgar words from her mouth and maybe a damaged vg or some shameless diseases. Men we need to fear God oh. Who's gonna marry these damaged girls? If u must use a girl, must u damage her body?

AryEmber:
Gbayi jare! Karma ko, lamba ni

itsme01:
there are far more muslim in isreal than christians, christians are mere 2% and are very hated

Blainz:
Benjamin Netanyahu has told his security cabinet that Israel should 'stay out of' any fallout sparked by the killing of Iranian commander Qassem Soleimani.

The Israeli Prime Minister told top ministers on Monday that since the general's assassination was carried out solely by the US, there is no reason to get involved.

Iran has promised a 'crushing revenge' following the strike which killed Soleimani and other top Revolutionary Guards commanders last week, expected to ramp up on Tuesday when a three-day period of mourning ends.

Benjamin Netanyahu has banned top ministers from talking to the press about Soleimani's death and told them Israel should 'stay out of it'
Benjamin Netanyahu has banned top ministers from talking to the press about Soleimani's death and told them Israel should 'stay out of it'

Iran vowed to exact a 'crushing revenge' on US in retaliation for Soleimani's death, expected to ramp up Tuesday when a three days of mourning ends (pictured, a funeral procession)
Iran vowed to exact a 'crushing revenge' on US in retaliation for Soleimani's death, expected to ramp up Tuesday when a three days of mourning ends (pictured, a funeral procession)

Top Iranian minister Mohsen Rezai, a former Guard commander, has threatened to reduce the Israeli cities of Tel Aviv and Haifa 'to dust' as part of the retaliation.

Netanyahu, who has cultivated a close relationship with Trump, initially threw his backing behind the strike, praising the US president for taking 'strong' action.

But he has since banned ministers from talking to the press about the strike for fear of creating the impression Israel was involved, two ministers present at Monday's meeting told Axios.

'The killing of Soleimani is a U.S. event, not an Israeli event, and we should stay out of it,' they reported Netanyahu as saying.

The director of Israel's security service Mossad told the same meeting that the risk of an Iranian strike on Israel is low because 'Israel stayed distant from the event'.

Iran has already said it will no longer abide by any of the terms of the 2015 nuclear deal signed under Obama in response to the attack.

The Iraqi parliament has also voted to expel all US troops from the country, which Iran said signals the beginning of the end of America's presence in the region.

While Iran has not made the rest of its plans clear, it is likely that US troops based in Iraq, the embassy in Baghdad, and troops in Syria will be targeted in response.

Hassan Nasrallah, the Lebanese secretary-general of Iran-backed Hezbollah, said all US bases, all warships and every single soldier in the region is now a target.

'The true, just retribution for those who conducted this assassination is an institution, which is the U.S. military,' he said during a ceremony to mourn Soleimani's death in Beirut on Sunday.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7859901/Benjamin-Netanyahu-distances-Israel-airstrike-General-Soleimani.html

lolybaby:
Bokoharam boys he released are the good boys who can still become nigeria President In Future but sowere is a Criminal.God Please allow Jesus To Come Soon we Are Tired in These Jungle

calberian:
Whether there’s 3rd world war or not is not even the issue. The issue on ground is this,


If you’ve ever been resident in Lagos, kindly spare 3 minutes to respond to this mini-survey. It’s about our attempt to solve the general cost and value problem in transportation in Nigeria, especially in Lagos. Thanks.

Timekeeper:
Women and confusion sef, we know say man na sperm cum, simple but women, you can't understand them.. Understanding a woman has no method.

Imagine most ladies sef don't know the difference btw squirting n orgasm?

To me;
Squirting: it's physical, happen in Real life. It happens mostly btw bf n GF, pre marital sex. Illegal one

Orgasm: it's more spiritual. It happens btw husband and wife.... Legal one

Am I right, guys??
Cc: AstroG
BigSarah
Capslocked
Omar donbachi davash222
Rekhina Jodha

Offpoint:
Say something nice to me please, out of excitement I washed my only boxers too hard and it has torn... someone say something nice to me. I love that boxer.

If anyone has a girlfriend he's not using today should please borrow me for just today mbok, I'll return her after today without a scratch.

Lefulefu come gimme my gifts.
Airminem come be my date for today



Happy birthday to me

that's my picture below

Jewessgratitude:
You praying for it?

Shebi na you kukuma dey Ameh... Wetin concern me wey dey naija.

It shall not come high me.

ubunja:
let's all calm down. There's no world war coming...

ORIENTATION101:
Despite the law which criminalises gay relationships in Nigeria, Google Trends for 2019 points to the fact that there may be a growing community of same sex groups in the country.

The bill, which was signed into law by former President Goodluck Jonathan in 2014, bans same sex marriages, amorous relationships, and membership of gay rights groups. It stipulates a punishment of 14-years jail term for lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgender (LGBT+).


But, according to statistics provided by Google Trends for 2019, South-East states rank high among the states searching for gay pornography in Nigeria and is closely followed by South-South states.

Imo tops the list closely followed by Enugu, Anambra, Abia and Delta states.

The Federal Capital Territory, Abuja comes in at number eight while Lagos places ninth on the list.

According to the data, March 10-16 of 2019 accounts for the lowest search period for gay porn while December 22-28 accounts for the highest search.

The top 10 states searching for gay porn in Nigeria according to web searches are:

Imo
Enugu
Anambra
Abia
Delta
Edo
Rivers
Abuja
Lagos
Bauchi

According to the statistics, four states from the South-East make up the top four positions while three states from the South-South take the next spots. One each from north-central (Abuja), south-west and north-east complete the list.

https://www.pulse.ng/news/local/google-reveals-10-nigerian-states-with-highest-search-for-gay-porn-in-2019/23dz8w4?Echobox=1578385639#utm_campaign=Pulse-Nigeria-Main&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook

prettysassygirl:
Goodday y'all
In the light of the season and the spirit of Christmas,Santa is here to grant two wishes only.
Rules
1, Its gonna run from now till 31st and on the 31st night I would choose the two wishes to hon our.
2, The choosing is totally at my discretion and no person is allowed to judge my choices.
3, The sentence making up the wish should be no more than ten words.
4, No one is allowed to make more than one wish .
5, Nothing outrageous
6, Your wish shouldn't cause harm or have the intent to cause harm to others.
7, On 31st night,I am at the liberty to choose no wish,make my two wishes and honour them. But hopefully that won't happen cos I would be in the best of moods.
Alright then,the floor is open.Goodluck guys.

SanusiGworo:
I hope this Obidi girl is not related to that Instagram dancer.

There's no more shame in this country Abi?


https://twitter.com/ojochideobidi/status/1214434848351363072?s=19



Lalasticlala come o

..bro...so u loookin for some one on nairaland to fuk u so u can pay house rent??....correct?
..I don't meaaanto sound rude but is yor head correct art all??....juss askin!!(No oofeense)

SanusiGworo:
I hope this Obidi girl is not related to that Instagram dancer.

There's no more shame in this country Abi?


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Rekhina:
if I lay my hands on u eh