₦airaland Forum

efex01:
Good evening to you my lady, am Felix by name, Yoruba from osun state that was the introduction that led to another thing. Less I forget, I started a new job in Ibadan as an accountant for a pharmaceutical store on Monday, in which I was introduced to all the staff in their branches but there is a particular lady in one of their branches that ask me a same question, can I meet? After introduction the next thing she said is, you are not my type, you are too ugly to be my boyfriend. My people, pls am I too ugly to be this lady boyfriend, cause I need to ask someone because I don’t have any girlfriend that I can ask

Hisduchess:
You ain't sure oooo.just be praying that the bad spirit wouldn't enter him ooo.the guy is a dwarf who actually gives me headache here.the way he sees my mentions nah wetin dey baffle me aswear.but nah I ve come to understand that he is a babCOCK student who wants to troll me into giving him puna,but he no go see pant rope

hotwax:
Mallams who sell biscuit and sweet...do u take brukutu? That thing dey cause blindness

hotwax:
See na eye problem u get? Or ur brain video dey skip?

Please read that post again

proxillin:
While they snub you online, they are giving it free to mallam selling biscuit and millo on their street, Okada man for free Okada ride.

Do not let filter pictures and pan caked makeup deceive you. Some of them are dirty with STDs. They are having sex with Agberos/Conductors who don’t bath in days. Go to their street and see how street boys pass them around.

They complain of how men are dogs. When they get married and their husbands cheat, they complain. Ask them what they did in the days of their youth.
Don’t let that snubbing deceive you. It doesn’t guarantee quality.
When they snub you, move to the next one.

I have seen enough…bad experience everywhere, everyday. After getting the one wey snub me for month, I later discovered I wasted my effort.
Light skin, Clean face, clean skin, Behind babe na candida STD, the whole room will be smelling like rotten meat. I tire for Nigerian girls jare...

proxillin:
While they snub you online, they are giving it free to mallam selling biscuit and millo on their street, Okada man for free Okada ride.

Do not let filter pictures and pan caked makeup deceive you. Some of them are dirty with STDs. They are having sex with Agberos/Conductors who don’t bath in days. Go to their street and see how street boys pass them around.

They complain of how men are dogs. When they get married and their husbands cheat, they complain. Ask them what they did in the days of their youth.
Don’t let that snubbing deceive you. It doesn’t guarantee quality.
When they snub you, move to the next one.

I have seen enough…bad experience everywhere, everyday. After getting the one wey snub me for month, I later discovered I wasted my effort.
Light skin, Clean face, clean skin, Behind babe na candida STD, the whole room will be smelling like rotten meat. I tire for Nigerian girls jare...

MJBOLT:

so you are having guilty conscience about something

Hisduchess:
The guy is dumb as fvck. Making an assumption look like the truth.age has nothing to do with promiscuity,it's more about decision. op needs some little money so as to buy brain cos he has none.

Hisduchess:
The guy is dumb as fvck. Making an assumption look like the truth.age has nothing to do with promiscuity,it's more about decision. op needs some little money so as to buy brain cos he has none.

Hisduchess:
The guy is dumb as fvck. Making an assumption look like the truth.age has nothing to do with promiscuity,it's more about decision. op needs some little money so as to buy brain cos he has none.

Hisduchess:
Mrcork has no single sense.he is a babCOCK student and also a dwarf

Hisduchess:
As in eeeh.dating a single matured guy is the way.all Dem small boys don't often have sense.i hate shii and I avoid peeps who have tendencies of being shii makers

iLegendd:
He said, "Joe, you are my Messiah in the woman world. Just one of your book I read , am turning Ladies to chewing stick."

This young man who made this statement came to buy one of our books called ChatDictted, but he was afraid to make payment. I was shocked, then he opened up and said he was scammed before by someone he paid 5k to sell him the book.

At this point, I was angry. I knew he wanted to follow backdoor to get our books in black market, but the black marketer scammed him. I requested for the number of the scammer to start tracing him, but he had lost it.

He requested for proof to know if we're actually he real seller and I gave him the proof. It seems this client found us through Google - if it was through Nairaland, he would have known about our integrity.

So, enough of the talk. He bought CD 1.0 for 7k and after some days, he came back to shower praises. Since I decided to do a small BF promo this month, I sent him a message. Below is the chat.

iLegendd:
He said, "Joe, you are my Messiah in the woman world. Just one of your book I read , am turning Ladies to chewing stick."

This young man who made this statement came to buy one of our books called ChatDictted, but he was afraid to make payment. I was shocked, then he opened up and said he was scammed before by someone he paid 5k to sell him the book.

At this point, I was angry. I knew he wanted to follow backdoor to get our books in black market, but the black marketer scammed him. I requested for the number of the scammer to start tracing him, but he had lost it.

He requested for proof to know if we're actually he real seller and I gave him the proof. It seems this client found us through Google - if it was through Nairaland, he would have known about our integrity.

So, enough of the talk. He bought CD 1.0 for 7k and after some days, he came back to shower praises. Since I decided to do a small BF promo this month, I sent him a message. Below is the chat.

nlPoster:
Call your father whatever you want without disturbing other people over what they call theirs!!!!!!!


Why do you have to be told this!!!!!

Michellekabod2:
Having read variety of comments from all sorts of fellows including hypocrites,sexists,feminist,liberal people et Al I will love to share my thoughts on the scenario.

I am sure there is no law against consensual sex between two adults (18 years and above).
I am also sure there is no law against someone opting for the recording of his/her sex tape. The couple in the viral sex video have done no wrong.
The couple are victims! They have not hurt anyone.
The predator is whoever made the video viral without either/both parties involved consent.

Its disgraceful that people are throwing shades or blames.

As for the expulsion,we are in no position to decide whatever actions they university should take. Its all about their policies that were willfully signed and agreed to by the students.
If the policy of the school frowns solely at sexual misconduct whether within or outside the school premises and the party involved in the scandal "agreed" to abide by the school policies(which is as a matter of fact a prerequisite before admission is granted) then the school has all right to expel the student involved.

If there is no such policy on sexual misconduct outside the school premises then the school has no right to expel her.

The real predators are the ones who made the video go viral. I guess they should be punished gravely for it.

Let us not find fulfilment in spreading scandal, and if you come across either of the couple involved don't stigmatize or make them feel uncomfortable or slut

Hisduchess:
Mrcork has no single sense.he is a babCOCK student and also a dwarf

sweetlove:
why do women run when they find out you have children

futurism:
A US-based Nigerian man took to Twitter to share why he took a 6-year hiatus from dating Nigerian women.

According to @ValObikwere, he stopped dating Nigerian women because according to him, they are ungrateful and entitled bunch.

Comparing Nigerian women to American and Caribbean women, the Twitter user who admitted that he is making a generalized claim alleged that foreign women are always grateful for the littlest thing they get from their romantic partner. He went on to share some experiences he had.

Source: https://www.gistreel.com/i-stopped-dating-nigerian-women-6-years-ago-because-they-are-ungrateful-and-an-entitled-bunch-u-s-based-nigerian-man/

HannahHitler:
Good day Fam,

This thing has been bothering me o, I've been gay for about 10years now and I had tried everything but I just couldn't bring myself to love men but this is a testimony.

After years of trying to conform, I finally accepted my fate and I've been living as gay since then but YESTERDAY a Nairalander mentioned me and said he was praying for me and he had commanded me to be straight and just like that, with the snap of a finger, just by saying it and today I woke up STRAIGHT. Praise Be. I'm well now, I swear I am straight.

I used to think women were the most beautiful thing God ever made but not anymore, I am straight now and all it took was a stranger telling me to be straight for me to be straight. Praise Be.

He also commanded me to find a man and get married so I'm here thinking, is there any man that would marry an ex lesbian or should I just join the convent?

Please I am very desperate because I am getting older and I just realized that I wasted years being a lesbian. Find me a man, I'm straight now.

Ehen, when I was still a lesbian which was just yesterday, I published a lesbian romance book on Amazon, if you're still evil minded like I used to be please go to kdp and buy my book. Teinks.

Praise Be.

Please don't send me PM if you're not ready to get married next year. In fact if you're a tall, handsome, dark, man with pink lips and a good job just indicate and I will pm you.

HannahHitler:
Good day Fam,

This thing has been bothering me o, I've been gay for about 10years now and I had tried everything but I just couldn't bring myself to love men but this is a testimony.

After years of trying to conform, I finally accepted my fate and I've been living as gay since then but YESTERDAY a Nairalander mentioned me and said he was praying for me and he had commanded me to be straight and just like that, with the snap of a finger, just by saying it and today I woke up STRAIGHT. Praise Be. I'm well now, I swear I am straight.

I used to think women were the most beautiful thing God ever made but not anymore, I am straight now and all it took was a stranger telling me to be straight for me to be straight. Praise Be.

He also commanded me to find a man and get married so I'm here thinking, is there any man that would marry an ex lesbian or should I just join the convent?

Please I am very desperate because I am getting older and I just realized that I wasted years being a lesbian. Find me a man, I'm straight now.

Ehen, when I was still a lesbian which was just yesterday, I published a lesbian romance book on Amazon, if you're still evil minded like I used to be please go to kdp and buy my book. Teinks.

Praise Be.

Please don't send me PM if you're not ready to get married next year. In fact if you're a tall, handsome, dark, man with pink lips and a good job just indicate and I will pm you.

nlPoster:
Call your father whatever you want without disturbing other people over what they call theirs!!!!!!!


Why do you have to be told this!!!!!

lalasticlala:
Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2019, Nyekachi Douglas has landed in London for the Miss World 2019 contest.

The 21-year-old Nigerian model based in the United States of America, Nyekachi Douglas was represented Rivers State and was crowned the 2019 Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria in October.

We hope she wins again and becomes Miss World.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B5F1kTtnwSz/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

ashewoboy:
wow! I saw a thread I created about the most beautiful girl back then. we had the likes of twaci, tohpaz, and others. buh those set should go and chill now. they are no more in town. they are no more desirable babes. I guess we have new gorgeous babe on this forum now. I don't know them. can you identify them? the most beautiful girl on nairaland now. if you are the most beautiful girl, you can make a comment on this thread. you are welcome. let us know you.

ashewoboy:
wow! I saw a thread I created about the most beautiful girl back then. we had the likes of twaci, tohpaz, and others. buh those set should go and chill now. they are no more in town. they are no more desirable babes. I guess we have new gorgeous babe on this forum now. I don't know them. can you identify them? the most beautiful girl on nairaland now. if you are the most beautiful girl, you can make a comment on this thread. you are welcome. let us know you.

paix:
You're wrong you know. None of the things you mentioned ever crossed my mind. I am here to get one or two things that will add value to my life.

go4gr8ness:
I saw this post on facebook where a young guy was asking in the group what a woman can take immediately after seex to avoid pregnancy. You know naija now, we can do and undo!
There were many hilarious and funny comments like; give her 4 tablets of postinor, give her sniper, let her drink acid, 7up, etc. Someone even went ahead to forge the 7 Procedures to prevent pregnancy
1. Once the guy pulls out
2. Guy should rush to boot of benz
3. Take out a bottle of krest
4. Open with teeth
5. Empty content into girl's mouth
6. Guy should plant a long kiss
7. Thank me now
Lolzz..z. Actually the comments were hilarious but also useless because at the end of it all, NOBODY GAVE A USEFUL SOLUTION.
I was also guilty of advising him to give her 7up or postinor.
However, these tips are not health and this may cause critical damages to her womb and she may not be liable to born again(abeg no mind my grammar ooo!) Okay. So is there any healthy tip to prevent pregnancy after seex?

Benclever1:
Hello everyone.

So I met this girl through a mutual friend and we started bonding. Initially, I didn't take the friendship seriously because this lady is a little older than me and I do not see any future between us.

Now, things got more intense between us. She visited me one time, one thing leading to another, we were in bed, about to have sex and then I pulled out the condom but she refused, insisting that she doesn't enjoy sex with condom. I was very surprised to hear that, so I tried to make her see reasons why the condom is very necessary. She adamantly refused. We ended up not having the sex that day.

Just last week she visited again and we spent the night together. We tried to have sex again but the same issue came up again. She insisted I must not used condom. Now this got me upset. During the conversation that ensued, she made it very clear to me that she does not have any STD/STI so I should not be afraid. She however admitted that she was ovulating and that the chances of getting her pregnant was high, but that I should not worry that she'd take care of herself and the pregnancy, if it happens. She said that she would not force me to get involved with the baby if I don't want. However, she made very clear that she's not ready to get married. This got me confused.

I don't want to let my guards down by indulging in unprotected sex with someone I don't trust. I also do not want to hurt her feelings. So I plan to take her for medical tests next week and then we can kick it off from there.

What's your advise for me.

Thank you.

Bluebarbie10:
Hello guys a friend of mine shared her little story with me and I want to see your opinion on this.
She's being dating this guy for 8months on a no sex relationship but they later started having sex 3months later. She caught the guy cheating on her with some other girl. She was broken and I consoled her and adviced her to quit the relationship in which she agreed on.

Later she started saying that she can't leave the guy and that anytime she goes to his place, he would touch her and she will just fall. He even beats her but still she said she loves him that no man has made her feel the way she feels when with him.
Please my friend needs help this guy is not worthy of her.

Wayne4uall:
Sometimes the boyfriend you call 'broke' is actually doing better than your dad!